"Amitabha." The Buddha walked down the lotus platform and made a Buddha salute: "If you have seen the Venerable." ”

"Venerable? I don't dare to be. Ah Jiu squinted and smiled: "I'm just a little monster." ”

His Holiness laughed. The Buddha asked, "I wonder if His Holiness can tell me the name?" ”

Seeing that the Buddha didn't give her a chance to flirt at all, Ah Jiu also felt that it was not interesting, the bigwigs of Buddhism were all refined, and their wisdom was higher than that of the bigwigs of other sects, and they were very good at using small cleverness, not eating big losses, and refusing to eat small losses.

"My name is Huang Jiu." Ah Jiu said: "If the Buddha came here in person, wouldn't it be to warn me not to touch that spirit monkey?" ”

"His Holiness laughed, but the poor monk didn't dare."

"I just don't dare, it's not that I don't want to!" Ah Jiu squinted and smiled: "If I was weaker than you, did you just submit me?" ”

If the Buddha broke out in a cold sweat behind his back, he hurriedly said: "The poor monk will not do such a thing. ”

"Then who knows!"

Ah Jiu touched the watch on her right wrist, and after Guanyin Bodhisattva left, she felt that Guanyin Bodhisattva would definitely move the rescuers, so she turned on the time acceleration for herself.

At the beginning, she had experimented with time acceleration on herself in the modern and Dragon Ball worlds, which was also in order not to cause damage to the body when time was accelerated, and after repeated trials, now the side effects of time acceleration have almost disappeared, and Ah Jiu himself is only one or two years away from breaking through the Eight Tails.

Because of the appearance of Guanyin Bodhisattva, Ah Jiu knew that he had to upgrade himself, so when Guanyin Bodhisattva went to invite the Buddha, Ah Jiu let himself grow an eighth tail in the water curtain cave and was officially promoted to the peak of Da Luo Jinxian.

The pinnacle of Da Luo Golden Immortal, immortal, immortal, truly eternal golden immortal. Only by cultivating to this realm can it be regarded as truly transcending the boundaries of life and becoming an immortal existence in the universe and an immortal Daluo.

However, Ah Jiu's promotion to Da Luo Jin Immortal did not cause changes in the sky, in fact, every time he grew a tail in the past, it did not cause changes in the heavens and the earth, perhaps this is a kind of protection from the nine-tailed fox clan to themselves, so as not to be hunted down by other races after they learn about it.

Ah Jiu is very glad that she made the right choice, because when she first saw the Buddha, she knew that the Buddha was also a Da Luo Jin Xian, but it was only the early stage of the Da Luo Jin Immortal, and she was three small realms away from her, but in this world, the Buddha was definitely the top powerhouse.

If she didn't break through before, she would definitely be subdued by the Buddha at this time, and how could she see the Buddha talking to her in a low voice.

Therefore, weakness has always been the original sin, and only the strong can survive.

"Amitabha." The Buddha said: "The spirit monkey will affect the people of the world in the future, and I hope that the Venerable can teach it well, so it is the blessing of the people." ”

Ah Jiu looked at the Buddha with a smile and said, "What if I say no?" ”

"This is the catastrophe of the common people, how can the Venerable bear it?" Buddha said.

"I'd love to."

“……”

The Buddha's face finally changed: "Amitabha, Venerable is so arbitrary, isn't he afraid of heaven's punishment?" ”

"Damnation?" Ah Jiu smiled and said, "Is Heaven's curse more powerful than me?" ”

“……”

The Buddha was speechless.

"But you dare to threaten me, it's not a small daring! If I don't teach you a lesson, I'm afraid my thoughts will not be clear. Ah Jiu took a puff of cigarette, revealing her fangs.

"Ahh

"Whew!"

"Ya Butterfly—"

……

Heaven.

Huang Shang has heard some rumors about Buddhism during this time, and he doesn't know who spread it? It is said that the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva were seriously injured, and all their magic weapons were robbed.

Huang Shang was surprised, in this world, who could kill the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Taishang Laojun? Yuan Shi Tianzun? Or is there some hidden boss in this world?

But look at this method, it is a bit of his style, his favorite is to fight monsters and seize treasures, such as the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva, a big guy with many magic weapons, if he can fight, he will definitely rob him, and he will not leave them a pair of bottoms.

"Bosom friend!"

……

Huang Shang commanded the assistant director: "The camera must go from the bottom to the top, and we must shoot the mighty and domineering side of Erlang Zhenjun, so that the audience can be shocked!" ”

"Understood." The assistant director nodded repeatedly.

Huang Shang also told Erlang God about the play: "Second master, when you wait for the next shooting, your eyes should be sharper, showing the heroism of being fearless in the face of thousands of troops, and then say the lines: I am a silver robe and golden armor, the guard of Nantianmen, and Erlang is a saint and a true monarch!" Who would dare to come and die! ”

Erlang God nodded again and again, feeling that he was about to reach the peak of his life soon.

"Good!" Huang Shang sat in the director's position and said: "The third realm of "Heavenly Court God of War", the first time, start filming!" ”

A month later, a hundred cinemas in Heavenly Court opened at the same time, and the first-ever movie, "God of War", was played.

This movie tells the heroic story of Erlang God Rong Ma who has grown from an ordinary teenager to the god of war in the heavenly court.

It was the first time that the immortals of Heavenly Court had heard of such a thing as a movie, and they paid money to enter the cinema to watch the movie. However, snacks such as popcorn and juice are also sold in the movie theater, which allows the gods to watch movies while eating.

"Is this a movie theater? It's kind of interesting. ”

"Yo! Xingjun, you're here too! ”

"Hehe, it turned out to be the king of heaven, how can I have time to watch a movie today?"

"Thanks to Your Majesty's blessings, the world is peaceful, you don't have to order it today, so you can come here to watch a movie. It is said that this movie is about the deeds of Jiro Zhenjun, and I don't know if it's good or not? ”

"You'll know if you see it."

"That's right, the snacks here are a little interesting, I'll invite you today."

"The King of Heaven has broken the bill."

“……”

Many Heavenly Court immortals walked into the cinema one after another, and then watched a very wonderful movie, although the protagonist of the story is Erlang God, but many immortals, including the Jade Emperor, also participated in the performance.

Although the theme of the story is the heroic deeds of Erlang God, there is a bridge section in which the mother of Erlang God is split into a mountain to save his mother, which tells the story of Erlang God's mother having a personal affair with mortals and giving birth to Erlang God, but in order to maintain the order of the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor had to press Erlang God's mother under Peach Mountain.

Of course, the Jade Emperor didn't do anything wrong, it was Erlang God's mother who was wrong, but there was no way to do it.

But if you are wrong, you will be punished, and if you are wrong, you will be punished, and Erlang God's mother was punished, but Erlang God practiced hard for filial piety, and finally split the mountain to save his mother, so that his mother ended the catastrophe early.

The Jade Emperor saw that Erlang God was pure and filial, so he forgave him for saving his mother this time, and did not continue to punish his mother, and also named Erlang God as the god of Heaven, and later the Bull Demon King led the demon clan to attack the Heavenly Court, although it was the Jade Emperor who finally defeated the Bull Demon King, but Erlang God fought bravely on the battlefield to kill the enemy, creating conditions for the Jade Emperor and the Bull Demon King to fight alone, which can be described as a great achievement.

After that, the Heavenly Palace was destroyed, and Nuwa Niangniang incarnated into billions of spars to repair the Heavenly Palace, and in order to prevent the demons from coming back, the Jade Emperor named Erlang God as the guard of the South Heavenly Gate and became the god of war guarding the Heavenly Court.

Finally, under the exciting soundtrack, the camera is pushed from the bottom to the top, revealing the heroic spirit of Erlang God, and roaring: "I am Erlang God Yang Jian!" Who dares to fight me! ”

At the same time, a poem appeared on the screen:

The appearance is handsome and dignified, and the ears are lobes, the shoulders and eyes are bright.

Wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light goose yellow.

Wisps of gold boots lined with dragon socks, jade belt flower eight treasures makeup.

He carries a slingshot crescent on his waist and holds a three-pointed two-edged gun.

The axe split Momoyama once saved his mother and beat the double phoenix.

Akagi Akie Heroic Spirit Saint, manifestation boundless number Erlang.

As soon as the picture went black, the names of the cast and crew began to appear, plus the soundtrack, all the immortals who watched it were shocked, and many male immortals instantly regarded Yang Jian as their immortal goal: "The husband should be like this!" ”

And those fairies are all incarnated as little fan girls, and their tears are hazy with excitement: "The second master is so handsome!" ”

The box office of "God of War in Heaven" exploded, because this is the first movie in the world, and it was released for a whole year, and in one year, it won more than one billion fairy crystals at the box office, and the immortals who participated in this movie have become the objects of worship and envy of other immortals.

It's a pity that Heavenly Court doesn't allow you to fall in love, otherwise this cannon would have been dated many times.

And as the protagonist of the movie, Erlang is on fire, completely popular.

Although Erlang God is not the strongest immortal in Heavenly Court, but as a military general, he is invincible, and there is no problem at all in saying that he is the God of War in Heavenly Court, and because his appearance is really good, almost all the fairies in Heavenly Court have become his fans, and wherever he goes, he can meet the fairy who sends peaches, which makes Erlang God very proud, this feeling of being worshiped by the entire Heavenly Court is much stronger than being the Jade Emperor.

What can you do as a Jade Emperor? I have to face countless government affairs every day, I have people staring at everything, I don't live a chic life at all, which is like the second master, the work is easy, I have nothing to do to make a movie, and I immediately became the idol of the heavenly court, and I can collect a few baskets just by collecting peaches when I go out every day, are you the Jade Emperor?

In the movie, the reason why Yang Jian betrayed was because he felt that he was being overused, because he was too idle, and he was easy to think crankily when he was idle. Under the imbalance of mentality, he teamed up with the Bull Demon King to do bad things.

But after Huang Shang made this movie for him, his mind was not on the officialdom, and he invited Huang Shang to eat and drink when he was idle all day, and asked him when he would make the second movie by the way?

Huang Shang was busy mass-producing TV sets during this time, and by the way, he filmed some TV programs, saying that there was no second movie to shoot for the time being, but he pulled Erlang God to send some interview and entertainment programs, planning to broadcast them on TV after the TV sets were sold.

Erlang God was amazed by Huang Shang's series of behaviors: "Brother Huang, why do you have such a head?" It's genius. ”

"Haha, the second master has won the prize, he just likes to have fun, and he came up with it little by little." Huang Shangle said hehehe: "If the second master is not busy today, how about shooting an advertisement?" Weaver girl brand clothing, not in vain, will give you 10,000 immortal crystal advertising fees. ”

"Oh?"

Erlang Shen's eyes lit up, 10,000 immortal crystals were his fortune for half a year, and he had 10,000 immortal crystals when he filmed an advertisement, so there was no need to hesitate: "No problem, how to shoot?" ”

"There's no hurry. Weaver! Where is the Weaver Girl? Huang Shang shouted.

"Here!" A beautiful fairy walked over quickly and asked, "Director Huang, is there anything wrong with me?" ”

"I found a spokesperson for the clothes you knitted, it is the second master of Erlang God." Huang Shang said.

"Second Master!?" The Weaver Girl shouted, and when she saw Erlang God coming from behind the scenes, she was so excited that she couldn't be more excited: "It's really the second master!" Second master, second master, hello second master, I am the Weaver Girl, I especially like to watch your movies, it's amazing! ”

Looking at the Weaver Girl's adoring eyes, Erlang God smiled slightly and said, "Thank you for liking me, I heard that the clothes you knit are particularly beautiful?" ”

"It's fine." The Weaver Girl was a little shy and said, "The second master can find me if he needs clothes in the future, I ...... I don't want the second master's money. ”

"That's it." Huang Shang hurriedly interrupted the conversation between the pair of stars and fans, and said: "If you have no opinion, the clothing spokesperson is the second master, the endorsement fee is 10,000 fairy crystals, and the clothes for filming the advertisement are also given to the second master, you have no problem with the weaver girl, right?" ”

"No problem, no problem!" The Weaver Girl nodded again and again: "I'm so happy to let the second master speak for my clothes." ”

"......" Huang Shang's heart was sour, fortunately, Heavenly Court stipulated that immortals could not fall in love, otherwise, with Erlang God's current popularity, the entire Heavenly Court fairy would probably be shot by him.

However, if he can avoid the fate of the destruction of the Heavenly Palace, and let Erlang God happily become a star of the Heavenly Court, it will not be in vain for his planning over the years.

A few months later, the department store in Tenba suddenly began to sell something called a television set, which was said to be able to play pictures similar to movies, and as long as you bought a television, you could watch a lot of new and interesting TV programs.

It's just that the price of the TV is a bit expensive, asking for 10,000 immortal crystals.

This is almost eight or nine years of income for low-level immortals, which is really too expensive, but for those immortals in high positions, although 10,000 immortal crystals are a bit expensive, it is not unbearable.

As a result, many immortals began to buy televisions, then brought them back to their mansions, installed them according to the instructions, and began to watch TV programs.

"Hello audience friends, welcome to today's "Date with You", the guest we invited today is the most famous god of war in Heavenly Court, Erlang God Yang Jian! Please make a shining appearance for the second master! ”

With the screams of the audience, Erlang God appeared on the stage, different from the mighty and domineering in the movie, Erlang God in the show wore a more casual clothes, greeted the audience with a cordial attitude, and then sat on the cloud and accepted the host's questions.

The questions raised are all unknown details of Erlang God's life, which makes the audience who watched the show very curious.

"It turns out that the second master also has a lazy side, which is so cute."

"Hehe, the second master actually knows how to weave grasshoppers, I really want to."

"Woo, I didn't expect the second master to be so bitter when he was a child, I really want to hug the second master."

“……”

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