Chapter 44: Noodles
After cleaning up Mo Fei honestly, Mingdi remembered Mo Fei's soaring strength, and said to Mo Fei who was lying on the ground with a blue nose and swollen face: "Brother, your strength has suddenly increased so much, what's the matter?" Is it the same as the last time you soared in strength? ”
Murphy turned his head to Mindy with the back of his head in mind, indicating that he didn't want to talk to you.
"Oh brother, are you still angry? Don't be so stingy, the Lun family knows it's wrong. Mindy hugged Mo Fei's head, turned around, and said cutely.
Mo Fei shuddered fiercely, everything was boring...... Bah! I was almost sick to death.
Although Mindy is usually very cute, he has never used that kind of voice to speak, and Mo Fei is suddenly uncomfortable.
"Alright, alright, don't talk to me like that!" Mo Fei rolled over and rolled his eyes: "That's because my Xingyi Fist broke through the Ming Jin realm that Mo Youqian said endlessly, so it has advanced by leaps and bounds." ”
"Xingyi Fist again?" Mindy felt that he couldn't understand the world anymore, didn't the growth of strength be accumulated little by little?
Why is there such a thing as Mo Fei, whose strength is increased by an order of magnitude from time to time?
According to Mo Fei's progress, I'm afraid that in less than a month or two, it will be enough to fully crush her in hand-to-hand combat.
It's so unfair!
……
In the morning, after Mo Fei absorbed two wisps of innate morning sun purple qi, he began to eat breakfast.
"Huh? How is there a letter here? Mo Fei looked curiously at the envelope paper next to Mindy's bowl.
"Oh, this is a legal way for me to design a lawyer to avoid taxes." Mindy said lightly.
"Tax avoidance?"
"Brother, you won't forget, will you? We just got $1.25 million from Uncle Seven, and all of this money has bank transfer records, and it's not cash, so it's bound to be investigated! If we don't avoid taxes, we will directly collect about 40% of the tax, and we will have to lose money! Mindy blinked.
IRS, Eagle Sauce State Taxation Bureau, under the Ministry of Finance, is a professional tax collection agency, responsible for combating tax evasion, tax evasion, false tax payment, part-time combating criminals, rectifying illegal institutions, and maintaining world peace. There is only one word in their eyes - "tax"!! All the people of the United States, from top to bottom, from left to right, from the poor to the rich, from the good to the drug dealers, all their income, must be reported!! Taxes!! No Taxes!! If you are found, I will give you good fruit to eat!!
Yes, all income, including illegal income. The IRS doesn't care if your income is legal, they only care if you declare your income and pay taxes on time!!
When it comes to the IRS, the most famous is the case of mob boss Al Capone. It was Chicago in the 20s of the 20th century, and Al Capone had taken over the murderous Italian gangster from the hands of the previous bigwig.
At the time, they had an illegal brewery and a transportation network that could reach Canada. In order to increase income, for individuals and institutions who are unwilling to buy their beer, they will all be blown up! BOOM!
In the 20s alone, at least 100 people were killed by them. Others are all pistols, they are submachine guns + grenades. Moreover, Al-Capone was bribed and threatened to arrest the parliamentarians who participated in the election, and the police did not dare to arrest him because he had no property under his name. Underground casinos and brothels are all his, killing gods when encountering gods, killing Buddhas when encountering Buddhas, and alcohol alone can be sold for 60 million dollars a year! At that time, the other gangsters in Chicago were all talking about it, and they didn't dare to be tough with them with their tails between their legs.
But!
That's when the IRS stepped in.
They said, "Al Capone, didn't you declare your income?" Wow, the brewery has 60 million, hello little brother, let's check your business bills!
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In 1931, it took three years for the IRS to clear Al-Capone's statement and formally indict him for tax evasion, which ultimately led to Al-Capone's 11-year imprisonment.
[Shocked! In those years, the Eagle Sauce Gangster Boss taught you something: you must declare and pay taxes on time to make money!! 】
There is a saying among the Eagle Sauce people that "only death and paying taxes are eternal". Hollywood dares to hack anything, the CIA is a ball, and you are full of internal ghosts; The FBI counts as a ball, and you embezzle public funds; The president counts the balls, you have Fahrenheit...... cough cough; But the IRS ...... Forget it, it's time to fill out the tax form.
It is rumored that the copy of the four hell difficulty levels of "Earth OL" evades taxes in Eagle Sauce, sells drugs in rabbits, hostages in Polar Bears, and becomes the president of the Great Cold Netherworld.
Society, society!
Mo Fei's family can't escape the clutches of the IRS, although Mo Fei doesn't have a medical license, and the medical clinic doesn't have a business license, but his family still pays taxes as usual, but fills in the tax form with other tax items.
Of course, Mo Fei is not the kind of big eagle saucer, he is a staunch member of my rabbit, naturally it is impossible to contribute to the eagle sauce, and the medical expenses traded in cash must still be blacked out for most of the ...... Ahem!
"According to what I said above, we can donate some money to certain charities, buy luxury goods, stocks and other ways to deduct taxes, and we can reduce taxes to 20%." Mindy looked at Mo Fei and said, "Brother, do you think we need to add something to our house?" ”
It is impossible to evade taxes, it is impossible to evade taxes in this life, and only black cash can barely maintain a life like this!
Murphy thought about the things at home and said, "Why don't we buy a car?" It's still a bit of a hassle to go to the car dealer to rent a car all the time. In the past, our family didn't have any money, but now that we have money, we will buy one. ”
"Okay." Mindy jotted it down on paper.
After breakfast, Mo Fei was not in a hurry to open for business, and went directly to find a 4S store with Mindy, anyway, they are not the only ones in Chinatown.
On July 13th, the weather was fine, suitable for funerals, and it was appropriate to masturbate.
There were no waves in the process, and Murphy and Mindy listened to the shopping guide introduce the performance conditions of various cars.
Murphy and Mindy's budget for the car was about $200,000.
It's just that Mo Fei and Mindy didn't expect to meet two acquaintances in the 4S store - Daisy and Kiko!
"How did you two get together?" Mo Fei was surprised.
Daisy and Kiko are also surprised to meet Murphy here.
"We are netizens who have been friends with God for a long time, and we will look for her to meet her after the matter of Uncle Seventh is over!" Kiko said casually, "But how did you meet?" ”
In the Seventh Uncle's Villa, since Mo Fei Tang Ren and the others were obviously together, when Kiko and Qin Feng were chatting, the two sides had met and said hello, so they could be regarded as acquaintances.
"Me?" Mo Fei smiled and said, "I treated her." ”
"Heal?" Kiko gave Mo Fei a strange look, "Aren't you a detective?" ”