"He's going to sleep with me!"

"I'll ask him why he wants to sleep with me!"

It's okay if you don't popularize science, but there is a problem with science popularization. The baby went to find someone with a kitchen knife, and now the baby is not recognized by the six parents...

Dragon and Tiger Heavenly Master's Mansion, the small courtyard of the Lu family. Next, a god-level dialogue is about to be staged!

Parties: Lu Jia, Lu Xian, Feng Baobao of the company

The people who eat melons: Zhang Chulan, Xu San, Xu Si, and Lu Liang's brother Lu Gong

"Are you going to sleep with me?" Straight to the point, this is very Feng Baobao.

"Yes!" didn't even look at the others behind Feng Baobao, and there was no one in his eyes, which was also Lu Xian.

Even Lu Gong, who knew his lobby brother's character well, was scorched and tender, not to mention Zhang Chulan, who didn't have much knowledge: "You, you, you, abduct an ignorant girl!" ”

Feng Baobao was very serious and asked one thing: "Why do you want to sleep with me?" ”

Lu Xian was also very pure and gave his own answer: "Last night, you felt my blood, and I felt your qi. Although your skin is also very white, I must admit that it was your qi that attracted me! ”

Feng Baobao has an incomparable talent, and now she can get the answer she needs from a person's eyes: "What you said is true, although my skin is indeed white, but your blood is also good." It's just that I don't want to sleep with you now, because Xu San said that sleeping with you will give birth to a lot of babies, I don't like children! ”

"Hahaha, it's okay if you don't sleep. Feng Baobao, you remember, I like you as a person, call me if there is anything. As long as it's not the Heavenly Master, I'll take care of the others for you! Lu Xian thought that he couldn't be as pure as Feng Baobao for the time being, and there were few people like this.

Lu Gong is worthy of being re-educated by his lobby brother: "Miss Feng Baobao, this is the eldest brother's personal phone, there will be no more than ten people with this number, Miss Feng must be careful to keep it!" ”

Feng Baobao took the business card and flipped it over, trying to see the flowers...

"Zhang Chulan!"

Everyone else has named them, and Zhang Chulan can't hide behind Sister Bao'er: "It's me, as long as I'm here, don't think about Sister Bao'er!" ”

"I heard you're going to kill me?"

Zhang Chulan's voice in the stands was not low, and now he touched the main one: "Ah? Is it? How did I not know? ”

Zhang Chulan may be invincible or deep-minded, but Lu Xian has a bad sense of this kind of person: "I haven't touched a drop of water or any food in Longhu Mountain for three days, and I won't let any external factors interfere with the competition between you and me." There's only one way to beat me, and that's satisfying me! ”

Lu Xian closed his eyes and recuperated, he would not waste any trace of his energy on inconsequential matters. Responsible for dealing with the details, Lu Gong is enough: "Everyone, please go back, my eldest brother must ensure that he has enough physical strength and energy." The eldest brother said that you may think that this is just a cutscene arranged for you by the Heavenly Master, and you can win the victory of Luo Tian Dajiao at will. But the eldest brother is different, he was born to be a man who wants to break everything! ”

Zhang Chulan was about to refute, but looked at the man who hadn't eaten or drunk for three days since he went up the mountain: "This..." (Obviously drinking so happily with Sister Bao'er)

Xu Siyi patted Zhang Chulan on the shoulder: "Let's go!" ”

Xu San greeted Feng Baobao: "Baby, it's time to go!" ”

After leaving the Lu family's courtyard, Xu San and Xu Si realized how serious the problem was, and Feng Baobao rarely trusted a person like now. In any case, it is impossible for Xu San and Xu Si to entrust the baby to an outsider to take care of!

Xu San felt that he had lost his hair, and he began to have signs of hair loss at such a young age: "Fourth, and Chu Lan, don't you two usually care about the baby, why don't you talk about it now!" ”

"Say what? Not to mention the baby, I am now impressed by that kid from the Lu family! "Xu Si rarely recognizes a stranger so much.

"Third brother, fourth brother, is it really like what Lu Xian said, I came to Longhu Mountain to go through the motions. Master, his old man has already arranged everything for me, why? Zhang Chulan actually didn't want to admit it, he was so smooth all the way, there was no Zhuge Qing, no Wang Ye, and even the little uncle went to stop that pervert. Even if Uncle Xiao's strength is strong and wins that pervert, how much strength does such a Little Uncle have left?

Xu San also had this doubt: "It stands to reason that the Heavenly Master can't do this, which will damage the reputation of Dragon Tiger Mountain in the Inhuman World!" ”

Xu Si added: "Unless, unless this kid really has some secrets, so that the Heavenly Master is no exception..."

Zhang Chulan puffed up and left, he had already sworn and stated that he didn't know how many times, and his grandfather definitely didn't pass on any gas source to him. But when you say it, no one believes it, do you say it's angry?

Zhang Chulan just went out: "Yo, coincidence, Young Master Feng!" ”

Feng Xingtong said hello: "I actually let you mix up until now, and you haven't been eliminated yet." If you don't get it right, you can really inherit the position of Heavenly Master! ”

said that he didn't want to inherit the Heavenly Master, but Zhang Chulan was very honest: "Cut, pull it down, you don't want to interrupt me." I inherit the Celestial Master? Do you think my virtue is reliable? ”

At this moment, the style of painting suddenly changed!

This is wheelchair drift Tian Jinzhong: "Senior brother, slow down!" ”

This is the old heavenly master of the hand-held cart: "Can't be slow, Lao Lu's slap can't slow down!" ”

"Then you put me down, Lao Lu is going to smoke you, what does it matter to me!"

"Good boy, don't talk about any friendship with the same family, I'll sacrifice you as a secret weapon in a while!"

A large-scale scene of the brothers broke off, and Zhang Chulan watched these two masters fly in front of him. What the hell made Old Man Lu Jin and Lu so crazy:

"Bullnose, stop!"

"Zhang Zhiwei, you stop me!"

"If I don't move Zhang Lingyu, a junior, I have to settle the account on your old hairy head!"

The Heavenly Master walked like a flying head and didn't reply: "Lao Lu, you are more than 100 years old, what kind of bastard are you playing, ask for face!" ”

In fact, this Dragon and Tiger Mountain is the most shameless, the old heavenly master ranks first, no one dares to rank second, Zhang Chulan and the old heavenly master are both pediatrics, but Lu Jin finally gave the old heavenly master face: "Don't do it, I will also learn from your apprentice!" ”

"What's going on?" The current Lu Jin is simply a copy of Zhang Chulan during the day, and at that time, Zhang Chulan also kept saying that he wanted to kill people.

"This is the Liangzi of the previous game..."Because the most concerned Lu Xian and Zhuge Qing competed in a minute or two, and Feng Xingtong ran to watch another one.

……

"Lingyu Zhenren, don't show mercy to my subordinates just because I'm a girl. Usually I cultivate hard, but I won't lose to you! ”

"Miss Lu, I have long looked down on the difference between men and women. Since Miss Lu is sincere, I will do my best! ”

Lu Linglong was very satisfied: "Well, that's good!" ”

Lu Linglong lay on the ground: "Uh, grandpa..."