"Who is crying here? Come over and steal something, just don't laugh, still cry? ”

Chen Wuzhen said coldly: "Come here, let me see what treasure you stole?" ”

"Stealing something? I'm Qiao Ling'er, this is my home! Oh my home! Woo woo woo~~"

Qiao Linger looked up to the sky and cried: "Who are you, why are you in my house?" ”

"Oh, you're Qiao Ling'er?"

Chen Wuzhen raised her eyebrows, she didn't have a good impression of Qiao Ling'er who was crying, she couldn't look down on weak people.

"I heard that Qiao Ling'er colluded with bandits and was dismissed, her parents were anxious and frightened to death, and the family's belongings were divided!

There are also people who want to seize this mansion, but unfortunately they are scared away by a female ghost! Chen Wuzhen said with a smile.

"What a ghost in my house! Could it be my mother? Qiao Linger cried and mourned.

"Hahahaha, I don't have a son like you!"

Chen Wuzhen smiled: "I am that female ghost!" If you have a grievance, you will go to avenge, if you have no grievance, you will run for your life, and if you die in a few years, maybe you can still be with me, what are you crying about? ”

"That's right, I'm going to avenge my grievances!"

Qiao Ling'er wiped away her tears, bowed deeply to Chen Wuzhen, and then hurriedly went to the county yamen.

Zhang Xuan frowned, he didn't expect that Chen Wuzhen really found another way, he knew a lot about men, and he immediately grasped Qiao Ling'er's weakness.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Weichen has been looking for you for a long time, but I didn't expect you to be here! Oh, the Great Sage is too! ”

Li Jing looked anxious, the affairs of the Three Realms were heavy, and he didn't think that the Jade Emperor would have time to play chess with Zhang Xuan.

"Didn't I let Jin Xing and Yang Jian handle affairs? Why, is there anything else that can't be solved? ”

The Jade Emperor said: "If it's a manpower problem, as long as I win this bet, I can get five thousand heavenly immortals from Beiju Luzhou!" ”

"Is there such a thing? I don't know what kind of bet to make? Actually bet on 5,000 Heavenly Immortals? ”

Li Jing was very surprised and said, there are many living beings in this world, and there are only a handful of people who can not be as good as those in the cultivation ranks, and there are only a handful of people who have the opportunity to step into the heavenly immortals.

"Which side of the bet is the woman, you can first impress the reincarnated spirit child of Rulai with love!"

Zhang Xuan smiled and said: "Li Jing, I heard that Mrs. Su Zhi impressed you with her virtue, yes or no?" ”

Li Jing's wife, Mrs. Yin, commonly known as Yin Shi Niang, named Su Zhi, was born in the royal family, the surname Yin is not something that can be used casually, Yin Shang Yin Shang is enough to explain the problem.

"Yes, my wife has a gentle personality and is quite virtuous, but she is a virtuous helper!"

Li Jing was proud, although he didn't like Nezha, but he had nothing to say to his wife.

"Well said!"

Zhang Xuan nodded, and left another son. Li Jing has a wide range of friends, so the bet between Zhang Xuan and the Jade Emperor has spread throughout the two worlds of immortals and Buddhas.

Although Western Buddhism wants to stop it, it is a pity that it is a manifestation of a weak heart, especially the Maitreya Buddha who is fanning the flames, and giving Qiao Linger some more tests. Fish fish

However, this is a bet between Zhang Xuan and the Jade Emperor, and those who are not strong enough cannot interfere at all.

And the immortals who bet with Qiao Ling'er emotionally are also the same.

"Erlang Zhenjun, who did you press to win?"

Fairy Chang'e asked Yang Jian with a smile on her face, they lived in the Zhenjun Temple at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, although they did not get married, but they were about to get married.

"Well, I pressed the White Lotus! A mortal who does everything for love, has no magic, no supernatural powers, and no way back, which is commendable! Yang Jian said.

In Huaguo Mountain, Ao Lingyue and the girls also talked about this matter with a smile on their faces:

"Hey, did you hear that? Brother Zhenyuan Dao's apprentice, Biyou Fairy, seems to have also fallen in love with Qiao Ling'er in the process of protecting him! ”

Qi Yun said with a smile: "Hehe, it's better to take advantage of the fact that the Buddha is still a mortal, get his Yuanyang, and then give birth to a few children for him, otherwise, when he recovers, if he wants to have children, he has to practice Qi and refine himself!" ”

"It's just that who is this Qiao Ling'er interested in? The White Lotus that left it all behind? The domineering and pungent Chen Wuzhen? Hu Hongyu who advances and retreats to a certain extent? Or is it Li Biyou who descended from the immortals? Ishiji asked.

"Hehe, you've lived for so long, why don't you know men!"

Danmei shook her head and said: "This Qiao Ling'er is not a child, naturally he wants everything, he doesn't express his position, either he doesn't like it, or he just can't make up his mind!" ”

"It makes sense, I didn't think this is still an amorous seed, it's no wonder, Buddhism loves itself and all living beings, the more you like, the more you can purify!" Ao Lingyue said with a smile.

Tang Sanzang, who searched for relics with Zhu Bajie and Nezha, heard these news, in fact, his heart was quite complicated, such as the reincarnation of the spirit child, his willpower was not as good as Chen Xuanzang, who was not open.

Zhu Bajie doesn't care, he hasn't had a woman, in the Yunzhan Cave of Fulin Mountain, he has been accompanied by a female goblin and the second sister and spent some comfortable days.

"Alas, Qiao Ling'er~"

Tang Sanzang let out a long sigh, and then he didn't say much, there was a comparison, there was a gap, and with a gap, there was a grievance.

"Master, don't worry, although Qiao Ling'er is said to be the reincarnation of the Buddha, he is just a man in the mortal world, and he is not like you, from snacks to fasting and chanting Buddha, the six roots are pure!"

Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "Ordinary people are like this, they like fame and fortune, wine and wealth, and it is already good that he can maintain his integrity!" ”

"That's not good, you also said it, he is the reincarnation of Rulai, he doesn't care about his own children, and he goes to the mortal world to mess around, if you practice well, it will be okay to survive the disaster, but what are the four girls called!" Nezha shook his head.

"You don't understand this, right, as the saying goes, a monk is a hungry ghost in the sex, the Buddha has been a monk for so many years, and he is not allowed to come out to relax?"

Zhu Bajie said with a clear expression: "What calamity in the world, the Buddha has never encountered it, I think that, it is this love that has not passed, so I want to taste it!" ”

If the first life of the come, is a Duobao Taoist, is a multi-treasure pagoda since the beginning of the world, slightly like the Turtle Spirit Virgin, and later turned into a Buddha by Lao Tzu.

Before becoming a Buddha, Duobao Taoist was reincarnated in the country of Shakya, the prince named Siddhartha, this prince has never been in love, but just meditated and practiced.

From this point of view, Rulai's cultivation is too far worse than that of the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor has experienced countless calamities, what calamities have not been encountered? Love robbery? It's child's play!

The gods were all waiting for Qiao Ling'er's choice, and they became the laughing stock of the Three Realms for a while, which made the Jade Emperor's heart feel very comfortable, and his chess style became more and more brisk.

For a long time, the Jade Emperor has not been taken seriously, firstly, because he hid his true strength, and secondly, because he was weak and stolen from a high position.

So the Jade Emperor's daughter Weaver Girl was by the Cowherd, the Jade Emperor became a laughing stock of the Three Realms, and her sister Yaochi married a mortal and gave birth to three children, and the Jade Emperor became a laughing stock of the Three Realms.

And now, the Jade Emperor finally let out a fierce breath, and if he misbehaved, he also became the laughing stock of the Three Realms. The best way to get rid of shame and anger is to see others embarrassed.