Chapter 24 Explained! My wife and his pants
"The little guy speaks carefully, who said that your father is sad, I think he is very happy, I don't know how happy he is to play with your Aunt Hu!"
"I don't like Aunt Hu, she smells bad!"
"I don't like your dad yet!" Qi Shi turned around, picked the little girl's braid and said, "There is another way, don't want your father, be a daughter to your cousin, then your cousin will become a real mother!" ”
Qi Shi looked tentatively again, and his cousin fell asleep on her back facing the sky, and Lingling quickly closed her eyes, not wanting to deal with him.
His mobile phone flashed twice, and when he opened it, there were two messages, from the eldest young master of the Song family.
Article 1: "Today I saw your wife!" "The second one" Your wife wants to rip off my pants! ”
Qi Shi felt that he might not be able to sleep tonight.
"In the bedroom, you said you were afraid of making noise to the child, and now we are out!" Qi Shi sat up straight and knocked on the table, "Explain!" What's going on with you and Song Xiaofeng! ”
Ah Sang was annoyed and couldn't help it, the more she looked at Qi She, the more she looked like a high school class teacher, and the requirements for her were simply copied from the middle school student's handbook.
Ahsan yawned a few times, "It's nothing, it's just that he hooked up with me today, and he didn't hook up, which hurt his self-esteem." Retaliation! Isn't it just that he has a good face, but in fact, he is the same as his sister on the inside, lacking virtue and smoking! ”
"Am I such a perfunctory person!" Qi Shi knocked on the table again, "Details, I want to listen to the details, how did he hook up with you, say it slowly, make it clear!" ”
Ahsan was squeezed and rolled back and forth on the sofa with a pillow, as if he had really done something unseemly.
"Oh, you're bothered, what's there to say!"
Qi Shi nodded, asking her to sit up straight and straighten her attitude, "Okay, the first one, I believe you are okay for the time being." But I should have an explanation for picking up my pants! ”
"Playing hooligan cruel words, I didn't really do it!"
Qi Shi slapped the table fiercely, and raised his eyebrows, "What, it's a pity, what's the case with the plan to do it?" ”
Ah Sang is convinced, Qi Shi didn't go to any school to be the director of teaching, it is really the biggest brain drain in the education industry, and no one can manage it wider than him!
Sister Wang, who has been engaged in personnel for half her life, once taught her that men are all donkeys, as long as she lowers her body and gives him a smooth air, there is no crime that cannot be fooled!
"Grand Master Qi, you can't think like this, everything has to be done from a different angle!"
"What angle to change, the wild man has sent the message to my mobile phone, what angle do you let me change!"
"Look, when you kissed me, did I not resist?" Ah Sang began to reason with the facts, but in fact, emotionally she was the one who took advantage of it no matter what, and the mistake was that she beat the eldest prince of Song as a woman of Qi She, and the apparent prosperity of the Song and Qi families that had been maintained for many years was considered to be a complete collapse.
The devil knows how much money will be lost.
"That's right!"
"When Song Xiaofeng wanted to kiss me, did he fiercely resist and maintain his chastity? Unswerving! This proves that I am bent on living with you! And what better way to take a stand than the ironclad facts! ”
"Makes sense!"
Qi Shi was about to be convinced, and Ah Sang made persistent efforts, "Look, Song Xiaoqing has troubled me, Sun Meng has troubled me, and Song Xiaofeng today is not also troublesome for you!" You are the source of my sin, do you see that I am complaining? Am I holding back? Do I blame you? What doesn't that prove? That doesn't make you believe me! ”
Qi Shi seemed to have been spared, and he even felt a little guilty in his unbearable expression, Ah San's trouble was indeed caused by him, and now he is still blaming Ah San, wolf heart and dog lungs!
"I can trust you!"
"Mr. Qi is wise!" Ahsan gave a thumbs up.
"But I have one condition, tomorrow at nine o'clock in the morning, we will go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the marriage certificate!"
"I don't want to accompany you!" Ahsan clenched his fists in salute.
"You are all steadfast, you are as guarded as jade, you can die if you pull a certificate!" Qi Shi said.
"I promised you to move in, but I didn't promise you to get a permit! Qi Dashao, you are a domineering president, you have nothing to review and review the charter of the boss, is that a piece of paper, that is a chain tied to you! Once you put it on, you have to peel off the skin, this kind of thing, you need to instinctively refuse! ”
"My head has been opened, and I'm afraid that you will peel off my skin again?"
"I'm afraid, I'm afraid it's not okay, I'm afraid that you will retaliate!"
The discussion about obtaining the certificate could not be resolved, and Ah Sang felt that Qi Shi was seriously insecure, and he would bite what he could bite and not let go. Fortunately, Qi Shi just felt that Ah San, who had been poor since he was a child, had no self-confidence and could not stand with the shining President Qi Da, this contradiction needed time to be resolved, and it was not irreconcilable.
As long as she regains her self-confidence, she should be able to get the certificate, and he has time to play slowly.
Ah Sang got up at half past five the next morning to steam rabbit steamed buns, she had almost no lies and jokes about the child, every sentence must be implemented to the end, refuse to bargain!
If it is said to be a rabbit steamed bun, it cannot be a hedgehog.
"Sister-in-law, you hit me!" Kneading and kneading her dough, suddenly someone from behind her came with such a voice, which scared her so much that her legs were weak and almost planted in the kitchen of the Qi family.
Ah Sang looked back and saw Sun Meng. At this time, Ah San's face has not been washed, and Sun Meng is already dressed very exquisitely, with three-dimensional makeup, stylish hair, wearing a small fragrance suit, and stepping on white high heels.
"Wait for the steamed buns to be put into the pot! Or I'll have to wash my hands again! ”
She didn't know why Sun Meng, who had always been arrogant, suddenly became small and humble, and seriously begged her to slap her three times. Probably because of poor character, gambling may be especially good.
Climb the bed and bet that she won, and if she doesn't take the lottery, Sun Meng will be tortured. It's not kind to think about it, Ahsan can't do that!
"Sister, you don't remember the villain, hit me, do it, I deserve it, it's me who takes the blame, sister, you beat me!"
"I didn't say I wouldn't fight, I didn't knead the dough! The kids wake up to eat bunny buns! ”
Saying that, Sun Meng deceived him and grabbed Ah San's all-faced hand and rubbed it on his face, "Sister, you beat me, hit me!" Sister! Please, hit me! ”
"Yo he! Could it be that the legendary Shake M is online? Isn't that a way to make her cool! Ahsan thought to himself.
"What are you doing?" Qi She's angry voice came from the door of the kitchen, and the two of them didn't dare to move on the spot.
"In the morning, is it appropriate for you two to be pulling and flirting in the kitchen? There are still two children at home, what should I do if I fail to learn? "Qi Shi began to teach the director skills again, full of binding force!
I don't know how in his eyes, Ah Sang and Sun Meng are flirting!