Female: "You can't say that, turnip greens, each has their own love, like me, a young and invincible beauty who is as beautiful as a flower and is eighteen years old, no one is chasing her, isn't it a little strange!" ”

Man: "Gross! You're obviously an old woman who traveled back in time! ”

Woman: "(crackling) You talk a lot!" ”

Man: "I don't dare anymore!" Whining~! ”

"Listening to the tone of your voice, do you know Qinglan? What is your relationship with her? Huang Dou finally asked the point of the quarrel between male and female voices in his mind.

Men and women: "Listen carefully. ”

The corners of his mouth raised slightly, and the man who finally swam back with thousands of thoughts exposed his eight-pack abs, then picked up a clean shirt again, turned to face the soybeans, and put it on silently.

Woman: "I'm going to die!" I'm going to die! This figure is simply stunning! I really don't want to love it! ”

Man: "What's this?" Don't I have it on me, too? (disdain + contempt)"

Woman: "Cut!" I can't see anything from you except greasy fat! (contempt)"

Man: "I'm dizzy! This is the part of the brain, in addition to the nerves are meat, what can I do, I'm talking about the current body of soybeans! ”

Woman: "What does that have to do with you?" (Serious contempt)! ”

Male: "···· Well, what happened after this really didn't have much to do with me (sad)"

"Just saw my figure, how's that?" The man on the other side said to the soybeans with a calm face and a calm demeanor.

"YES, IT'S MAN, IT'S WILD!" Huang Dou searched all the words in his mind that could praise the other party's good figure, and wanted to win the favor of the other party, so he quickly told himself the truth.

"Hmmm! That's good! The man opposite was an understatement and looked calm.

MMP！ If I continue to talk to this guy, I guess I'm going to have a nervous disorder, and I will answer ten questions, and the last one will not answer what I asked, what the hell am I trying to do!!

I! Arrive! Bottom! Fig! Miscellaneous! Whatever!

Soybean, who has already suffered 10,000 points of damage in his heart, has already become an old dog with his mind, and he looks like he has nothing to love.

"Big brother, can you get to the point? I was inexplicably taken by you to a spacious and luxurious, never-before-lived suite, not to see your strong eight-pack abs, after all, we are all men, spread out, how can I mix? "The soybeans seemed to have been sucked dry, their faces were pale, and the dark circles under their eyes were like a big stone weighing 10,000 catties on them, and they couldn't lift it.

"The point? I've been talking about the point, and I've just told you how I did with this full-body cosmetic surgery. And you say that's good! ”

The man sitting next to him said that I was so handsome, but his face was puzzled and tilted his head, as if he was not on the same frequency as soybeans.

"Huh? Cosmetic surgery? You were ugly, didn't you? Huang Dou was taken aback and blurted out.

"Ahem..." Hearing the words of Soybean's sudden spit out of a large brain cell, the man next to him who was wearing a white striped plaid shirt almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood and fainted on the spot.

"It's not!! I'm a girl and a boy! OK？ Are you ~ now ~ listening ~ understanding ~ ? The man found that the soybean was a stupid type, and he couldn't turn a corner when he spoke, but if he turned a little, the other party had to circle the earth a whole way before he could return to the starting point!

"Ahh You·· You're a shemale!! After the other party's serious efforts, Huang Dou finally understood the meaning of plastic surgery in the other party's mouth, and unconsciously shrank back and sat down next to him.

"Shemale? Also GRA U喃! I'm Qinglan, but I've just become a man! After speaking, the man sighed, chatting with the stupid hat of Soybean, it was really difficult!"

"Huh? Are you Qinglan? No, I've seen your previous photos, and you look pretty good, but why are you so good, you can't think about it, you have to become a man? When Huang Dou heard the other party say that he was Qinglan, he was so shocked that his jaw almost fell, and he looked at the other party from his feet to the top of his head.

Female: "I'm not in the mood anymore, I'm in such a melancholy mood, let me be alone and be quiet!" ”

Man: "Haha, I knew that there must be something wrong with such a good-looking man wearing nail polish on his hands!" ”

Female: "Bang bang ~ shut up!! ”

Man: "It hurts! Shut up! ”

"What Qinglan is not Qinglan, I didn't tell you! Since I changed sex, Qinglan has died, and I'm a man now, call me Qingjing~! Although the other party's face and voice have completely become male, it is still difficult to hide the motherly state in the sentence, and the body of a man in front of him is alive, but he has a female voice, and the soybeans next to him always feel an indescribable taste.

Qingjing? How do you feel that the previous name is more manly! Soybeans, who shook their heads tightly, really couldn't adapt to this variety that grew against the time difference, and couldn't help but sigh.

"Don't talk nonsense, wait a minute, I'm going to be busy with my work, every day, there is a busy job waiting for me around me, what are you looking for me, hurry up, my time is precious!" Qingjing, who buttoned her nails, waited to quickly solve this kid's question and go about her own business.

"Ao, that's the case, Qinglan, Ao is not right, Qingjing, I want to ask you, did you meet a man named Hoard Ye five years ago, and taught him the art of wrong emptiness?" Huang Dou saw that the behavior of this green girl in front of him was very strange, presumably his temper was also abnormally weird, it was not good for people to live for a long time, and his nature and psychology had changed, at least, Huang Dou thought so.

"Hoard? The Art of False Emptiness? Hearing Huang Dou ask, Qing Jing couldn't help but glance at the ceiling and try to remember.

"Well, can you still remember, when you were wearing a plaid coat, you met the hoard who almost starved to death in the garbage dump, and you saved him at that time, and also taught him the art of false emptiness." Huang Dou helped the other party recall the events of the year with a serious face.

"Is there such a thing? It's all about me doing good deeds! So how's that guy doing now? "Qingjing, who has done too much business, first ask the result.

"Ao, I forgot to tell you, I am a police officer in Mountain City, and now Master Hoard has been arrested because he was involved in many cases of armed robbery of gold shops, so I came here this time to find out, did you teach him this wrong empty technique!" Soybeans are serious and take out the attitude they should have to do their own work.

Hearing Huang Dou say this, in fact, he had already remembered the matter of the hoarding master, so he dared to admit it, and quickly shook his head and said: "Oh, it turned out to be this, I don't remember it for a long time, I guess the old guy is talking nonsense!" By the way, I still have a meeting, so I'll go first! After speaking, Qing Jing glanced at the soybean, waved his hand, and disappeared from the hole in the void in an instant.