128. The middle ninja exam began
"Konoha Maru-kun, can we also take this year's middle ninja exam?"
The two of them, Meng Huang and Ise Udon, followed behind Lu Mang, chattering and asking.
"Well, I don't know."
Lu Mang scratched his head and replied a little embarrassed.
He himself should be able to participate with certainty.
But it's because of his recent personal performance and Naruto Uzumaki's sudden problems that he was able to vacate the exam spot.
But this is not necessarily the case with the two of them.
It's not just because the two of them don't perform enough, but also because if there are only two people, it's not enough to team up to participate in the later items of the middle ninja exam.
Maybe the two of them can find a new teammate temporarily, or maybe they can't find it, who knows?
Sakura screamed a few times, and then stupidly watched Lu Mang go around to the cash register and excitedly study the dried corpse in front of him with a flashlight, it suddenly had a feeling of time and space confusion.
"Wow, I haven't seen a dried corpse! It's amazing! β
Sakura looked at Lu Mang blankly and asked, "Youβaren't you afraid?" β
Lu Mang didn't look back, and replied casually: "What's so terrible about dead people, I've seen a lot." He won't move, and you're afraid that he won't be able to stand up and bite me. β
Sakura asked strangely, "Have you seen too much?" Have you seen a lot of dead people? Where did you see it? β
Lu Mang pretended to smile mysteriously: "Of course I've seen a lot, and you've seen it too." β
Sakura shuddered and said, "I've seen it too?" Where have I seen it, how I don't know. β
Lu Mang said as a matter of course: "On TV, one person dies in one episode of XX TV, and many people die in every episode of XXX TV series......"
Sakura's black line, crying and laughing, said, "On TV? If you have seen dead people on TV, you can count it as seeing a lot of dead people? Can that be the same? β
Lu Mang finally turned his head and pouted at Sakura, "What's the difference?" It's not all about not being able to move, not being able to speak, you see......"
Lu Mang slapped the dry corpse and said to Sakura with a smile: "You see me beat him, and he won't bite me." β
Sakura said strangely, "What if, what if he wants to turn into a zombie and bite you?" β
Lu Mang laughed and said, "You know a fart, our book is a happy apocalypse, without zombies, you ......can read it again" Lu Mang put his middle finger into the mouth of the dry corpse, and said with a cheap smile: "You see me give him my finger, he won't bite ......"
Lu Mang, who was smiling, pulled his middle finger back violently, and screamed miserably: "Death, drunkard, you decrepit boy is changing the plot indiscriminately, I'm going to hit the street, this book is going to hit the street!" β
The screams stopped abruptly, and Lu Mang was shocked, and asked strangely as if he had just woken up from a big dream: "Hey, what was I talking about just now?" β
Sakura: "......"
Lu Mang strangely shone a flashlight on his index finger, and wondered: "Oh, hey, my finger was bitten, will it be poisoned, will it become a zombie?" β
Lu Mang was frightened by Sakura's exaggerated words, and looked at his fingers worriedly and said, "Ah, it's really that serious?" No way? β
Sakura gritted her teeth and said, "I'm talking about your wound healing when the ambulance comes slowly, do you understand, idiot, I'm laughing at you sarcastically, understand?" β
Lu Mang was so thick-skinned, and he automatically ignored the taunting attack, and patted his chest with a relaxed breath: "Scared me to death, I thought you said that if the ambulance comes late, I will be finished." Listen, my heart is still pounding? β
He didn't hear the sound of his heart pounding, but he heard the sound of "dong dong" ringing around him, and when he took a flashlight, it turned out to be Sakura banging her head on the wooden board of the cash register.
Lu Mang was shocked, and hurriedly reached out to stop Sakura and cried: "Sakura, Sakura, what's wrong with you, you can't think about it, you're going to die......"
Sakura immediately transformed into a berserk mode, and viciously slapped Lu Mang's head with her tail, while scolding: "Shut up, stupid, stupid, shut up......"
Sakura, who had calmed down for a long time, let out a sigh of relief, and the world was finally quiet...... 3 seconds.
Three seconds later, Lu Mang suddenly exclaimed: "It's moving, oops, the dry corpse is moving, his mouth is moving." β
Sakura hung her head weakly, she felt that she had nothing to love, and she was completely hopeless about the world.
After a moment, Lu Mang's surprised voice came from Sakura's ears: "Hey, a little spider, what a cute little spider." β
Sakura suddenly found that she had no resistance to the word cute, and involuntarily peeked at Lu Mang. Sure enough, within the aperture irradiated by the flashlight, a small spider was holding Lu Mang's finger, and it seemed to be sucking the blood beads that had just oozed from Lu Mang's finger. The spider was very small, and its eight claws could barely hold Lu Mang's fingers from falling. The whole body of the little spider is emerald green and transparent, and under the strong light of the flashlight, even the bright red blood that it has just sucked into its stomach can be clearly seen. Probably because it was too small, the little spider stopped moving after sucking the blood beads, and curled up on Lu Mang's fingers as if asleep.
Sakura's eyes flashed with small stars, and she looked at the cute little spider on Lu Mang's finger with envy, like some kind of creature, it had no resistance to small, cute, and beautiful things. The little spider in front of him met all the conditions, and it really wanted to hug this cute little guy, but it didn't have any hands of its own, and it was infinitely resentful of someone......
But Lu Mang seemed to remember something, just like he usually played boogers, and he brushed the little spider and didn't know where it flicked.
Sakura was stunned, and then stared at Lu Mang with a gaze that was colder than Dakang's, wanting to kill Lu Mang with this stunt.
Lu Mang's heart chilled when he was watched, Sakura used this kind of stunt, and it seemed that if he was not satisfied with his explanation, the consequences would be unimaginable. But Lu Mang felt aggrieved, and Lu Mang had to say: "It bites me." β
In the 30-second countdown, tick-tock......
"It just drank my blood!"
In the 15-second countdown, tick-tock......
"What if it drinks my blood, but it can't get enough of it, and wants to eat me?"
The countdown stopped, and Sakura considered that although the little spider was cute, Lu Mang, an idiot, was irreplaceable for the time being, and snorted coldly: "Spare your dog's life, don't make an example." β
Lu Mang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, let out a long breath, and said secretly in his heart: Sakura's stunt of death gaze is really extraordinary, and it scared me all over my body.
Lu Mang subconsciously stomped his feet, wanting to relieve the sequelae of the coldness of his whole body and stiff body, but as soon as he exerted his feet, he heard a popping sound again.
Hey?
Lu Mang was very strange in his heart, what the hell was it, there was no flashlight just now to guess that it might be bagged milk, but now if you want to take a closer look at what it is, it will make such a familiar sound.