"Brother Muyang, can we not mention him......"

"I'm annoyed by the mention of him......!"

Hu Xiaomei doesn't know what's wrong today, she is very sentimental.

When I saw Hu Xiaomei say this, I smiled and said: "Little sister, don't be like a fat person, others are like this, their mouths are quite cheap, but they are actually good!" ”

"Actually, sometimes the two of you are quite alike, both of you are very smug on the outside, but in fact, you are very small people......"

"No, he's a super invincible big-mouthed cannon, he can only talk about it, and he can't do it at all!"

Hu Xiaomei pouted and said: "He knows that I have no parents, and he made fun of my parents just now, if I tell my brother, I will definitely beat him up!" ”

I was stunned for a moment and asked my little sister: "Little sister, what are you talking about, did the fat man make fun of your parents?" ”

"Brother Muyang, don't pretend, I know you have a good relationship, but I heard ...... just now!"

"Really?"

I rubbed my hair, and after thinking about it for a long time, I didn't remember when the fat man said something about my little sister's parents.

But it's really useless to argue about that now.

I had no choice but to smile faintly: "Little sister doesn't matter what the fat man said just now, I hope you can forgive him, if you need to apologize, I will apologize to you for him." ”

"You just think he's farting when he speaks, or if you get serious about his words, you'll be pissed off!"

After I said this, my little sister asked me a question in my arms very seriously.

"Brother Muyang, let me ask you a question!"

Before I could finish speaking, she opened her mouth first.

"Brother Muyang, do you like men?"

"Ahem......!"

I was completely shocked by Hu Xiaomei's words.

hurriedly explained: "Little sister, what are you talking about, do you think I look like gay?" ”

"I'm telling you, my sexuality is normal......!"

My indignant look directly made Hu Xiaomei giggle and laugh.

The corners of her mouth lifted and she asked softly, "Really?" But why am you not reacting at all when I am lying in your arms......! ”

"Oh my God, little sister, how can you run the wheel in my face?"

I didn't expect Hu Xiaomei to say such a thing, and asked in surprise: "Little sister, your speed is a little fast, so fast that I can see the Nai He Bridge!" ”

"Haha, who said that only you men are allowed to drive, we women can't do it......!" The little sister said triumphantly.

I let go of my little sister's numb hand and said, "Okay, it's not early, hurry back and rest, and I'll cast a spell on Uncle Zhong tomorrow night!" ”

"Got it, you men are so long-winded......!" The little girl got up and twisted her plump buttocks back to her room.

I went back to my bedroom, and the sandalwood coffin sat quietly on my bedside table.

The wet hemp rope was still tied to the coffin, and seeing that the talisman on it was good, I stopped observing it, and just lay on the bed and fell asleep.

When I woke up again, it was already afternoon, and when I went out, I saw Hu Xiaomei and the fat man sitting at the dining table eating a lot.

"Brother Muyang, you finally woke up, I thought the fat man was the best to sleep......" Hu Xiaomei said as she stuffed a piece of pizza into her mouth.

The fat man was holding a piece of sauced beef and gnawing on it, and when he saw me coming out, he glanced at me and said vaguely: "Brother Yang, Uncle Zhong called just now." ”

"Said that he would come over at six o'clock in the evening, saying that he was dealing with Xiao Huang's affairs, what do you think about this?"

I sat down at the dining table, took a piece of something to eat, and said as I ate: "Didn't you still shout that this little yellow died strangely yesterday, don't you go to see it?" ”

The fat man said indifferently: "Cut, didn't I say angry words, besides, the money has been transferred to our account, and one person has given us an extra 300,000, you didn't receive a text message from the bank?" ”

I took out my mobile phone and looked at it, sure enough, 1.3 million had arrived, no wonder the fat man was in such a happy mood, and he didn't care about yesterday's events.

I put my phone back in my pocket and said with a smile: "You don't want to go and see Xiao Huang, I want to go and see it, after all, Xiao Huang has also helped us!" ”

"If it weren't for Xiao Huang as a pathfinder, it wouldn't necessarily lead to Zhang Yong'......!"

As soon as I finished speaking, Hu Xiaomei, who put down the pizza, said with a smile: "Brother Muyang, you are obviously suspicious of Uncle Zhong and want to go and see Xiao Huang's corpse, just like who doesn't know!" ”

Xiaomei's words shocked me, and I turned my head to look at Xiaomei and said, "How do you know what I think?" ”

"Slightly! I guessed! ”

When the fat man heard this, he looked at me and said, "Mu Yang, isn't it, this matter is over, you are still thinking about Uncle Zhong, what are you doing with that old scumbag?" ”

The fat man is like this, more things are better than less things, he can be as simple as possible, as long as the matter is solved, he doesn't care what the process is.

But I'm different, I'm a little bit more than a little bit of a person who always tries to be perfect when doing things.

Although I know it's impossible.

Although the fat man didn't pay much attention to this matter, after eating, he still followed me to the only funeral home in town.

The funeral parlor's name is Yaoyang Funeral Parlor, which sits on the edge of town, but the feng shui is superb.

With the only mountain range in the background, and a parking lot at the door, dragon pillars stand on both sides.

When we arrived at the place, Uncle Zhong was already waiting at the door.

"Master, I said you don't need it, when I'm done here, I'll go back immediately!"

After I got out of the car, I smiled at Uncle Zhong and said, "Uncle Zhong, look at what you said, Xiao Huang is also the biggest hero this time, and we have to give him a ride!" ”

"By the way, I heard what you said on the phone just now, Xiao Huang wants to be cremated? Why so early? ”

Uncle Zhong said: "Master, don't you know, this little yellow's corpse is no longer human, and ten people can't stand that kind of sensory stimulation when they see it!" ”

"The people here say that Xiao Huang died a miserable death, and if he is not cremated, there will be a ...... of accidents!"

"Isn't this, the people here know a ......!"

The fat man said angrily: "There are still changes, in terms of the study of corpses, who else can be more familiar with it than my brother Yang?" ”

"Where did you come from, a rough man, who dared to shout at the door of the Yaoyang Funeral Parlor, disturbed the fierce soul of the corpse and caused a riot in the corpse, can you afford it?"

A neutral voice sounded, and a man wearing a Tang costume and cloth shoes slowly came out of the door with his hands behind his back.

The man was about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, and his seal was shiny, without a trace of black gas.

The ears are small and pointed, and their ability to capture sounds is somewhat weak.

The bridge of the nose is high, the lips are weak, and he is mean by nature, but he is full of righteousness.

It's a very strange physiognomy, and a lot of it contradicts itself.

In physiognomy, we collectively refer to this kind of person who is out of phase!

The man's reprimand naturally made the fat man very unhappy, and when he saw the comer, the fat man was not afraid at all.

countered: "I'll go, you're the one, I'm ...... more crazy than the fat man!" ”

After Zhong Lao saw the man come out, he smiled at us awkwardly and said, "Master Mu, Master Wu, Miss Hu, let me introduce you to you." ”

"This is the corpse sewer specially invited by Yaoyang Funeral Home from other places, Jia Zhengzheng, Mr. Jia ......!"