Chapter 393: The Broken Foxtail Rope
"This... Hehe, Xiaowen, listen to me, it's not what you imagined..." Huang Dou replied incoherently, and wanted to explain the whole process of what happened to Xiaowen, but when he really wanted to express it carefully, he found that he was also coerced.
I slept well in bed before, and this woman suddenly appeared in the room, but if I explained it like this, would Xiaowen believe me? When the words came to his lips, Huang Dou found that he didn't believe in this storyline.
Hum! It turned out to be a girlfriend! Qing'er, who was pressed on the bed, saw the woman who suddenly ran across from her, and when she saw herself, the fire in her eyes was about to burst out, and she couldn't help but feel a burst of joy in her heart, and suddenly came to an idea.
Just when Xiaowen was trying his best to suppress the anger that was ready to go at any time, and patiently listened to Huang Dou's explanation to himself, Qing'er, who was pressed below, opened her mouth to speak.
"Honey~! You tap it, it hurts me! ”
As soon as these words came out, Soybean's entire body, as if affected by the impact of electricity, staggered from the door of his head to his heels.
This sentence directly ignited the anger of Xiaowen on the other side, staring at Xiaowen with round eyes, he couldn't wait to tear the woman in front of him alive.
But the elegance that has been cultivated over the years still supports his own restraint: "Brother Yimao, what is this woman talking about?" ”
This smile is like a cold wind in the dead ashes, when it blows in front of the soybean, it is cold and swishing, making him shudder.
"Xiaowen, you... Don't listen to her..." After Huang Dou saw the appearance of Xiaowen opposite, his teeth chattered with fright, and he didn't know where to start if he wanted to explain.
Quickly let go of his hand, and Huang Dou immediately got out of bed, wanting to show his innocence with practical actions.
Seeing that the other party had let go of his hand, Qing'er behind him was overjoyed, hehe! This is the perfect time to kill the yellow hair in front of you and get the tear bottle!
Thinking of this, Qing'er couldn't help but feel a burst of joy in her heart. Trouble, trouble, when you make the most trouble, that's when I take the head of this kid in front of me! Qing'er, who was thinking about it, had the sharp knife in her hand quietly approaching the back of Soybean's neck.
"I don't listen... I don't listen..." Xiaowen no longer believed what Huang Dou said, covered his ears with his hands, and shook his head vigorously.
At this time, the soybeans really had the urge to cry, in front of him, no matter how he explained to Xiaowen, the other party just didn't believe him.
At this moment, Qing'er behind her had already aimed at the best position of Soybean's neck, and her rapidly rotating brain had already thought about the plan to take the other party's head and then clean up the emotional Xiaowen not far away.
Unexpectedly, this time, just like last time, when the sharp knife in his hand was about to touch the neck of the soybean, a can suddenly flew from the opposite side, and the soybean head was lightly on one side, just hitting Qing'er who was about to commit murder behind him.
"Uh..."
Qing'er, who didn't know anything, was like this, after being hit by Xiaowen who was full of anger, "Bang! He collapsed on the bed.
And Xiaowen and Huang Dou didn't care about what kind of scene was behind them, one was still persuading, and the other was shaking their heads vigorously.
Oops·· It hurts, it hurts...
Qing'er, who sat up slowly, covered her swollen head, she really had a hard time, she didn't expect that she would be so unlucky, and before she could do it, she was hit by the other party first.
But when the can hit her hard head and a big bag popped up, Qing'er couldn't help but touch it with her hand. Is that woman's strength a little too much?
I can't care so much, I picked up the fallen sharp knife again, and Qing'er, who didn't want to delay any longer, according to the previous plan, this time I had to be quick and ruthless, and I understood this farce with one knife.
The state is still the same, the scene is still the same, just when the other party is about to succeed, and the smile shows a hint of victory joy, Xiaowen shot again. A slipper flew in, and Soybean successfully dodged it, and when he turned his face, the slippers were already hanging on the face of Qing'er behind him.
"I'm sorry!" When Huang Dou turned around to apologize, Qing'er didn't care about the appearance of slippers on her face now, and quickly threw away the knife in her hand, smiling and fine.
The noise continued, Xiaowen's temper had all been released, jumping and jumping, not reluctant, and the soybeans were even more worn out of his throat, no matter how to explain it, he was touching himself in the dark, and the more he described, the deeper he described.
Outside the door, the next-door neighbor, had just returned from outside and heard a noise inside the door. After pausing for a few seconds, he shook his head slightly: "Hey, it turns out that life with a woman is like this!" "Pouted, stuffed a handful of popcorn into his mouth" Still single, more free! ”
After speaking, the little fat man also felt that the noise made his brain hurt, so he hurried back to his room and closed the door.
Behind her, Qing'er, who slowly took off the slippers on her face, had no words to describe her mood at the moment.
I just heard that the tears in the tear bottle at the neck of the yellow-haired boy in front of me are very special, and if you get one of them, you can enhance your mana for ten years, and if you get all of them, you will immediately become a god and become a king, so this time, you are ready to win, but now, you have never thought that it will be much more difficult than you predicted.
On the beautiful face, there are already traces of the silhouette of the slippers. Qing'er, who already loves beauty, is now going crazy. But thinking about it, something important matters, so he hurriedly picked up the knife next to him, this time, Qing'er will never show mercy, and she will desperately cut off the yellow-haired head in front of her.
The knife rose and fell, Qing'er gestured in the air, feeling that everything was just right, and was ready to put it into action.
Xiaowen on the other side was so angry that he was already dancing his teeth and claws. Because of the stupid soybean, the relationship between himself and the girl in pink behind him became more and more unclear, and Xiaowen on the other side was so angry that he couldn't wait to spurt out a mouthful of old blood and spit it out to Soybean.
"Xiaowen, listen to me, I really have nothing to do with this girl, she just suddenly ran to my bedside, I was sleeping at the time..." Huang Dou explained, and kept gesturing in his hand, and when he turned his head sideways, he left a gap for Xiaowen.
Xiaowen, who was still angry, had no intention of looking behind Huang Dou, but when he accidentally saw Qing'er in pink clothes behind him, the knife in his hand was about to cut at Huang Dou, and he finally became alert.
Using his hands and feet at the same time, Xiaowen and his fast speed, his feet aroused the food on the ground, and the food was thrown into the air in an instant. At the same time, a fast forward body, the hand also grabbed the food in the air in time. Quickly threw the soybeans in the opposite direction.
This action can be described as done in one go.
The soybeans on the opposite side, seeing this, had easily dodged several things thrown by Xiaowen, and naturally instinctively avoided the large number of things that suddenly flew in front of him.
Obviously, this time she was one step closer, and Qing'er, who had already touched the skin of the soybean's neck, had a smile in her eyes. Bad luck again.
But perhaps it was a coincidence, the tip of the knife slipped in his hand, and although he did not succeed in cutting off Soybean's head, as Soybean's instinct dodged, he directly hooked the fox tail rope around his neck.