Chapter 641: Stark's Job Posting
Shortly after Lennox hung up the phone, he received a text message on his phone.
Lennox looked at it curiously, shook his head helplessly and handed the phone to his deputy, Private Mike, and said with a smile: "Can you believe that we would encounter this kind of thing?" ”
Private Mike took his phone and looked at it curiously, "Dear soldiers!
Your performance in New York is astonishing, and the Stark Group, approved by the American Congress, is preparing the "Avengers" to deal with monsters and alien threats.
(Note: In the future, we should still be a legal unit recognized by the United Nations, long live the money!) )
We cordially invite you to visit Stark Tower. (Alvin must add "guidance", although I don't think it's necessary at all.)
I hope that our "huge" "sincerity" will make you determined to change your current situation!
I sincerely hope you come!
Hail to the richest man in the world right now!
Oh~ Finally, the Manhattan Tomahawk will be our Avengers' War Advisor! ”
Private Mike looked at the text messages on his phone funny, smiled at the others around him and said: "It seems that our abilities are still recognized, this Tony Stark looks like he is not only the so-called Iron Man, his vision is not bad!" ”
Saying that, Private Mike looked at Lennox and said, "Maybe you should try it, it's better than being raised by those bitches and putting on a costume every day on stage to get sponsorship!"
Steve Rogers was my idol, but his first things weren't glamorous!
In the eyes of those politicians, we are just tools! ”
Lennox shook his head helplessly, looked at the guys who were reading the text messages, and said, "I'm still looking!" Leaving the army was something I never thought about!
Maybe I can still fight for it!
I didn't train with seals to be on TV one day!
If Instructor Frank had known, he would have beaten my out! ”
Private Mike nodded indifferently and said with a smile: "But it's a choice, isn't it?"
Looking at what happened to Instructor Frank, I don't think there's anything wrong with changing jobs! ”
While the SEALs were chatting, many people in New York City received this text message.
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Coulson, Russell, Hawkeye''s ''Natasha', and "Overloaded", "Redhead", "Circuit Breaker", and "Snake Eyes" who rushed back from Africa to fight.
There are a lot of guys who did well at the time of this battle of New York.
Eddie Bullock took his mobile phone and looked at old Joey sitting on the sofa with a strange expression, and said, "It looks like I've been discovered!"
How did this Tony Stark find my phone number?
The Avengers? What is it? The delusion of a billionaire? ”
Old Joey fiddled with the non-firing revolver in his hand and said, "This is just an invitation, you can go and see it, or you can treat it as if you didn't receive it!"
You couldn't hide that kid named Peter when he found it!
You're different, Add, and you can do what you want!
My only concern is whether you can control that parasite inside you.
If something happens to you, Iron Man is not easy to mess with, and the most important thing is that he is also a friend of Principal Alvin! ”
Eddie Bullock twisted his neck a little sadly, and said to old Joey a little sadly, "Can you stop calling him a parasite?"
This guy is a cautious eye, so we'd better be polite to him! ”
Old Joey squinted at Eddie Bullock's suddenly black eyes, and said in a deep voice: "This bitch needs a lesson, you have to be brave, he just lives in your body, you have to let it pay the "rent"!"
This is Hell's Kitchen, you have to act like a man!
We're all badasses, but we're never short of courage!
Does it dare to kill you? ”
Eddie Bullock's body suddenly twisted and wanted to pounce on old Joey, and while he tried to control his movements, he said with difficulty: "Don't say "it", he is very angry! ”
Eddie pressed his right hand hard on his left hand and pressed it down hard, gritting his teeth and saying, "Stop, bastard, stop, or I'll stuff my head in the microwave."
You damn parasite, if you don't like it, get out of my body~"
Old Joey looked at the painful Eddie, and somewhat helplessly took out a competition horn from the crack of the sofa and pressed it hard in the direction of Eddie.
"Horn~~~" The screeching sound of the competition horn made Eddie twitch like a sheep's madness!
Old Joey held the non-firing revolver in his right hand and the match horn in his left hand near Eddie's side.
This former gangster gunman, squatting down next to Eddie, who was twitching, pointed the game horn to Eddie's head, and said: "No one is afraid of you here, Eddie is a good boy, but that's not a reason for you to bully him, you better be honest!"
You can come and bite off my head while I'm asleep, but you're going to die!
Remember that kid named Peter?
He promised to come and see me every other week, and if I went missing or died, he would know that you had done it.
Guess what your final result will be? ”
Old Joey said with a look at Eddie's dark eyes and said, "You live in Eddie's body, if you can leave him, you should be gone long ago!"
Now let's make a deal, you obediently help Eddie do what he wants, and we'll find a way to feed your belly!
Otherwise, we will go to hell together~"
As he spoke, Old Joey pressed the game horn in his hand vigorously, making a piercing sound wave, making Eddie beat like a small fish out of water.
After waiting for a few seconds, I saw that it should be almost over, and Old Joey, a disabled old man, grabbed Eddie's neck and said in a deep voice to those dark eyes: "This is a deal, shall we make a deal?" ”
As Old Joey asked, the blackness in Eddie's eyes quickly receded. Eddie Bullock, who had regained control of his body, tried his best to keep Old Joey's neck, and said movingly: "My God, Old Joey, you can't do this, he will really kill you!"
Venom is able to communicate fairly well, and we've worked well together in the past few days. ”
Old Joey pushed Eddie's arm away with a cold face, pulled him up from the ground, looked him in the eye and said, "Yes, you guys worked well together, you killed a lot of red-skinned monsters."
Is it full? ”
As he spoke, Old Joy poked Eddie's chest with his fingers and said in a deep voice, "Is that you?"
If you don't even have the courage to control it, you're actually dead!
Think about what happened to you, think about your ideals, if you can't even fucking control yourself, what else do you want to do? ”
As soon as Old Joey's words fell, Eddie's neck twisted a little unusually.
Eddie stretched out his hand with difficulty, as if he wanted to say something, but before he could speak, he was grabbed by old Joey by the neck and punched him in the cheek, scolding angrily: "Sober up, take out your courage!" ”
Eddie smiled bitterly and fought against the venom in his body, while looking at old Joey and said, "It's me now, you beat the wrong person!" ”
Old Joey shook his head and punched Eddie in the face again, scolding, "What's the difference?
Can't you be brave, you idiot?
You should think about yourself, do you want to follow me as a cleaner for the rest of your life? ”
Eddie patted Old Joey's arm, rubbed his cheeks sadly, and said, "Actually, I have a plan, I want to be a journalist again!"
But this time I'm an online investigative journalist, and I talked to the guy at Hell's Kitchen called "Chip", and he can leave me a "column"! ”
Saying that, Eddie took old Joey's arm and asked him to sit down on the sofa, and said with a smile: "But the cleaner's job can't be lost, Tedge is a generous boss!"
I'm planning to buy a new garbage truck so we can save some effort.
And every time I drove that old Pikara with a garbage bag full of condoms, I wanted to vomit. ”
After Eddie finished speaking, he looked at the street outside the small apartment, and said softly: "I heard that Alvin organized a big party today, I want to go and see, Venom really needs a lesson~."
There are a lot of people out there who can make it honest!
Old Joey, you're right, I should be brave!
I once proved my "bravery" in a very stupid way!
I want to try it again this time! ”
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Coulson looked at the messages on his phone and looked at Russell beside him with a wry smile.
The dude had just "taken" a few boxes of Huba cigars from a ruined cigar shop, which were not cheap at first glance.
He also found a ** pictorial and packed the cigar randomly, ready to be used as a gift!
Holding the "gift" in his hand, Russell looked at Coulson and said, "What's wrong?" It's polite to go to a party and prepare a gift! ”
Coulson rolled his eyes helplessly, glanced at the monitors overhead, and winked at an agent with a computer next to him.
"Shouldn't you pay for your own gifts? Dude, we're S.H.I.E.L.D., it's really bad for you to do this! ”
Russell took out a cigar from a delicate box placed on the cigar bar, put it in his mouth, looked at Coulson with a strange expression, and said, "I called the owner here, he doesn't want to come here to collect money, what can I do?"
We're S.H.I.E.L.D., not bandits, so I left my name for the boss here, and he'll send me a bill! ”
Coulson clutched his head and stumbled Russell to take a cigar out of the humidor and light it for himself, then said, "Yes, our Nick Fury boss will be happy to pay for us!"
How did you bastard get into the position of a Level 7 agent? Could it be that hurting and insulting one's own bureau chief will help with a promotion and a salary increase?
Next door is a red hotel, and I can go and give the owner there a little "comfort in the war".
It's also a good idea to bring a bottle of red wine to the party! ”
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Hawkeye piloted the Kun fighter, looked at the several F-22s flying by, and said helplessly to Natasha on the co-pilot: "We can leave now, the people from the American military are here, we are not as popular here as we imagined!"
It's said that Hell's Kitchen will have a big party, are you interested in going to it?
Tony Stark will definitely go, and I'm thinking about whether to talk to him in advance.
I wonder why he was willing to give Coulson a million a year and I only had half a million?
I can play Coulson eight by myself, shouldn't my salary be eight points higher than Coulson? ”
Natasha looked at the hawkeye funny, pursed her lips and made a thinking look, and then said seriously: "This may be the characteristic of the United States!"
The guys who rush to the front are generally in relatively low positions!
And he's a top graduate of Penn State, what about you? Circus University?
I'm guessing you can't even remember S.H.I.E.L.D.'s standard regulations! ”
Hawkeye saw that the F-22s with reconnaissance pods in the distance were staring at the monsters in the sea, so he relieved himself to control the Kun fighter jet and turned the nose and flew in the direction of New York.
Glancing at Natasha, who had a calm expression, Hawkeye smiled and said, "Those things don't matter to me at all, I just need to know what I have to do!" That's a job!
There's still enough time for us to go back and get dressed, and Alvin's big party is a rare opportunity, and I'll have to try to make a good impression on him before I make the move.
I feel like I'm starting to get more and more dangerous with the S.H.I.E.L.D. sign on my body!
Will you go and see it together?
I heard that our bureau chief will be there too, and I don't think it's good to see my boss's jokes, but I just want to see it! ”
Natasha laughingly hammered Hawkeye's arm lightly and said, "I finally understand why you are only level five now!"
Why should you worry that Alvin will come and beat you up?
From what we know, he is really not the kind of person who is completely unreasonable.
At least he showed tolerance for the brave warriors!
You're the best fighter, and you've been doing the right thing! ”
Hawkeye glanced at Natasha noncommittally, shook her head slightly, and said, "Who can guarantee that they will always do the right thing?"
Remember Budapest?
It was a bitter war, but certainly not entirely just! ”
Hawkeye shook his head and looked at Natasha with a smile, and said, "Natasha, don't think of yourself as a S.H.I.E.L.D. machine, don't always look at everything around you with the eyes of an agent!"
I actually kind of regret bringing you into S.H.I.E.L.D., you seem so good for the job, is that really good?
Life shouldn't be all about work!
No one is born to be a "selfless" agent!
You've got to have something of your own!
Live for yourself, it makes sense to live! ”
Natasha protruded her sexy lips slightly, clamped her legs on the bridge, pillowed the back of her head with her hands, squinted at New York City in the distance, and said softly: "I don't know either~ Then what else can I be?" ”