Chapter 3: Why are you stunned, run
At this point, Jack stared at the gem and got carried away.
And Chen Fan, who knows the plot, can only say hehe.
I saw Jack pick up the gem and stroke it intoxicatingly, as if he had seen a lover he had loved for a long time.
Seeing that Chen Fan was covered with goosebumps.
"Brother, brother!!" Chen Fan had to interrupt Jack's intoxication.
"What? Don't you see I'm busy? Jack said with a look of dissatisfaction on his face.
"I don't want to, but ......" Chen Fan pointed in one direction with a helpless face.
Jack looked in the direction that Chen Fan was pointing, and suddenly saw two humanoid objects covered in white and unknown objects motionless in their direction.
"Uh, live...... Alive? Jack asked, shaking his hand uncertainly.
"Yes!" Chen Fa couldn't help but smile and nodded.
"Ahh Ha ha! What's that, I'm sorry, I think this stone is pretty good, so I'll pick it up and take a look, or I'll put it back? Jack said to the two natives with an embarrassed face.
One of the natives raised his hand at Jack and uttered words of unknown meaning, signaling that Jack could take the gem.
Jack asked with a look of uncertainty on his face, "Give it to me?" ”
The native repeated the same gesture.
"Really give it to me?" Pick up the gem and confirm again.
Chen Fan immediately turned his head away, afraid that he couldn't help laughing, and sure enough, this scene was as funny as the movie.
Jack put the gem in his pocket with surprise on his face, and the smile on his face made Chen Fan feel cold.
"Give me this too? OK!Haha, it's really a New Year's giveaway. Jack was so happy to see that the natives asked Jack to take the other gems, and smiled like a fat man of three hundred pounds.
After collecting the second gem, Jack didn't need to be prompted, pointed to the third gem at him, raised his eyebrows, and continued to put it away.
Then the native pointed to the cable tie on his arm.
Jack immediately said, "Hey, you can keep that thing for yourself." ”
Then he took out the water bag in his jacket and began to fill it with water, while saying to Chen Fan: "Chen Fan, hurry up and decorate some water, I'm a little thirsty now." ”
This water was necessary for Chen Fan's future plans, so he didn't say much, and began to take out the water bag and put it up, although it would anger the natives.
"Wow, you're exaggerating, aren't you? Why do you get so many hydration bags? Seeing that Chen Fan took out five or six water bags to catch water, Jack's face was speechless.
"Natural water, safe and free of impurities, rich in minerals." Chen Fan casually found a reason to fool around.
"Whatever you want!" As she spoke, Jack took the water bag and said to the two natives, "Look, water bag! ”
After speaking, he didn't care about the natives who stood up behind him, and filled up the water by themselves.
Then he put the hydration bag in his jacket and took out the habit of soaking it obscenely, and then took another sip of it.
"Help!"
"Woo-da!" The native raised his spear coldly and shouted in a demonstrative manner.
Frightened, he was stunned and said to Chen Fan: "They don't look very friendly." ”
After filling the water, Chen Fan said very calmly: "Yes, I can see it, I want to dry the frame." ”
"Woo! Woo-da! Woo-da! Woo-da! ”
I saw more and more natives coming out of the cave with shouts.
At this moment, a white man who was as thin as a monkey came out from behind.
"Friend, after stealing the gems, I also secretly drank holy water."
Jack's face was full of surprise: "This is holy water?" ”
Chen Fan also complained with a weak face: "Who can put the holy water in such a place so calmly, and send such two teases to guard it." ”
"Do you know what happens if you drink holy water?" The man stepped forward and said.
Jack immediately said nervously: "It can't be poisonous, right?" ”
Chen Fan, who knew the plot, asked knowingly: "It won't be this woman's husband, right?" ”
"Haha, brother, you are smart, you are so poisonous, but if you want to be his husband, do you want to think about it?" The man lost a look that you still understand.
The two looked at the fat girl who was more than 300 on the side.
Qi Qi shuddered.
"I'm not, I don't, I don't know." Chen Fan immediately came to deny the triple attack, and by the way, pointed to Jack and immediately sold his teammates: "He drank it, I haven't drunk it yet." ”
Just kidding, Chen Fan glanced at the man and said that he wanted to live a few more years.
"Huh? Drinking holy water is worse than stealing gems, right? Jack looked bitter at this time.
"I was stronger than you!" The man looked at his biceps with pride.
Chen Fan smiled wickedly: "Brother Jack, look at you blessed!" ”
At this time, Jack ignored Chen Fan, turned his head and jumped off the stone statue to run away.
"What are you doing? Run!! Jack, who sold out his teammates, did not forget to remind Chen Fan, who was stunned.
Seeing Jack's guiltless behavior of betraying his teammates, Chen Fan was not slow at his feet, and followed Jack to run out of the cave.
Back at the cable, Jack turned around and saw Chen Fan following and reminded: "Quick! Let's congratulate our savage friends. ”
Looking at what Jack took out, Chen Fan said that how could such an interesting thing be missing him, and immediately ...... from the crotch of his pants No, it's a firecracker in his trouser pocket.
After lighting it, the two of them threw the firecrackers at the wild man who was catching up.
“Happy new year!”
Then, regardless of the aborigines who were blown up by the firecrackers, they climbed up the cable.
It didn't take long for the two of them to crawl to the entrance of the cave.
"Brother, you go first, I still have a surprise!" After speaking, he immediately took out two strings of firecrackers.
Jack looked at Chen Fan speechlessly, didn't say much, and left immediately.
Chen Fan, who turned over and took out a lighter to light the firecrackers, smiled and threw the firecrackers on the natives who were still climbing up.
After another burst of chickens and dogs, Chen Fan chased in the direction Jack walked.
On the way, Chen Fan saw Jack's lost gem with such an expression on his face.
In the movie, Jack didn't say that he was half-dead and didn't get anything yet, Chen Fan said that it was really enough.
I didn't say much when I picked up the gem and put it in my fanny pack, so it was important to run away first.
At this time, Chen Fan did not notice that the pendant around his neck was emitting a glowing green light, and the gems in the bag were gradually losing their color.
After a short time, Chen Fan came to the pre-agreed place, but he didn't see Jack.
Seeing the natives approaching, he hurriedly found a bush cat and went in.
He pulled out the clown mask from his bag and put it on his face, then pulled out the salute.
After a while, a native slowly searched for it.
Chen Fan saw the opportunity to string out of the grass, and the salute cannon in his hand rang out, and a bunch of pear blossoms shouted "Surprise" in the middle, which scared the natives and ran away.
At this time, Jack came to Chen Fan, who was laughing and tumbling, and pulled him up.
"Hurry up, if you don't leave, you will be the husband of the indigenous 'beauty'."
"It's not me, it's the holy water you drank!" Chen Fan rubbed his stomach and winked at Jack.
"I'm leaving, you can stay and drink the holy water slowly!" Jack rolled his eyes.
The two of them took out the yobo ball and inflated it with a gas canister.
After a while, the Yobo Ball took shape, and the huge volume was discovered and surrounded by the natives.
Seeing this, the two hurriedly drilled into the goal.
One after the other, they began to roll down the mountain.
After a while, the sphere began to accelerate with gravity and rushed down the mountain.
At this time, Chen Fan only couldn't distinguish between southeast and northwest at all, and he was dizzy.