Chai Chai was stunned for a few seconds, and asked with a cute face, "What?" ”

"Have you seen the movie "Truant Dragon"?"

"I want you to put on my skin, dress up like me, go to school, and finish your final exams," Leon said. ”

"Huh?"

Chai Chai was shocked and floated up, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, no, didn't you say that there are people from the Special Affairs Bureau in the experimental middle school?"

There is also a ring of multi-purpose surveillance cameras around the campus.

I'm a lonely ghost, wearing a skin, and it's easy to spot. ”

"Don't worry about that."

"I've been watching those surveillance cameras for days," Leon said. Now I have made a skin bag that can perfectly evade the monitoring of surveillance cameras and will not be detected abnormally. ”

"Then I don't know about your relationships."

Chai Chai's eyes widened and said, "The others are fine, and you don't have any friends anyway."

What should those teachers who are in class, and Wang Congshan, talk to you?

You can't pretend to be dumb, don't talk for a day, and don't answer the teacher's questions, right? ”

"You don't have to worry about that."

Li Ang nodded and said, "In the past few days, you have pretended to have insomnia and slept on your seat after class.

The teacher didn't care about me before. ”

"I will."

Chai Chai nodded, patted his chest, and said, "When the teacher looked for me, I said, 'Is there something?' ’，

Simple and efficient.

The teacher asked me to do a job, and I said, 'That's it?' ’

The expression work is easy and completely competent.

When the teacher said two things to me, I replied, 'Are you teaching me to do things?' ’

Humorously and implicitly express gratitude to the teacher for his education, alleviate the embarrassment of the scene, and maintain a relaxed and harmonious conversation atmosphere. ”

“...”

Li Ang smacked his mouth, "You just have to look at it."

As for Wang Congshan...

If she comes to talk to you, you can just deal with it with the reason of the egg change period, and she won't dig into it.

If you have any problems, you pray to me,

As long as there is no competition, I will contact you remotely at home or outside school.

Be careful not to divulge anything out of the ordinary. ”

"Oooh... Well..."

Chai Chai nodded hesitantly, entangled for a moment, and still twisted: "What about the final exam?" ”

Although I don't want to admit it, Chai Chai, who has been in the real world for so long, is still semi-literate to some extent.

Mathematical formulas don't work at all,

English is limited to "How are you?" ”“I'm fihank you.”

It is not known whether the shirt will cost nine pounds and fifteen pence, or fifteen pounds and ninepence.

The knowledge of modern history and ideology and politics are even more learned from short videos and microblogs.

It's okay for her to write a marketing account-style title,

Let her go to the exam paper, it is better to draw Wang Ba directly on the answer sheet.

"Hmm..."

Li Ang frowned and thought about it, with his usual personality, it was normal to hand over a blank scroll.

But this time, the final exam is a joint examination for more than a dozen middle schools in Yin City.

The school management pays more attention.

If Li Ang hands in a blank paper, he may not have the free benefit of "sleeping in class" in the next semester, and he will not be able to turn his pen in class, doze off, or eat snacks in class.

The head teacher will even come to visit the home or something, which adds a lot of trouble.

"By the way, didn't we give the brainworms some carefully selected books to let them learn modern knowledge?"

Chai Chai's eyes lit up and reminded: "The brain structure of the brain worm is peculiar, and its ability to perceive, remember, understand, analyze, judge, and imagine is beyond ordinary people.

Some of these brainworms have learned and grown into high-level intellectuals who are not inferior to scientific researchers – and their loyalty is assured by a collective belief.

Why don't you send a brain worm over and help me complete the exam papers? ”

"Well, that's fine."

Li Ang nodded, hammered his palm, took firewood down to the pet breeding box, and found a master's of science-level brain worm - a double-knife turkey.

This brain worm, named after a turkey, can be said to be an inspirational model.

At first, it was only an overseer who supervised the cultivation of potions by the workers, and with its devout belief in Li Ang, it was noticed by Miss Chai,

Let it lead the chorus at the Father's Temple Anthem every weekend.

For these brainworms who have been heavily brainwashed by Chai Chai, it is an extremely proud thing to be close to a loving father.

The double-knife turkey is more religious, and works harder,

Complete tasks on time, take the initiative to work overtime,

Step by step, he became a fried chicken chef and a master cola craftsman, and during the weekly fatherly service, he cooked delicious fried chicken communion for other brain worms, pouring full air of coke with ice cubes.

He was even allowed to enter the alchemy box and clean his father's workshop himself.

The double-knife turkey with countless awards did not stop there,

It felt a great honor to serve its father, and aspired to be one of the most useful brain worms.

In his spare time, he completed the course of marine chemistry and marine geology by himself.

Several papers have even been written detailing the role of the ocean in the global climate system and the ecosystem changes caused by ocean acidification.

In order to go to the ocean in the future, assist the brain worm compatriots there, transform the deep sea, and expand the territory of the insect colony.

It should be very simple to let it assist Chai Chai to complete the test paper.

In the pet breeding box, the double-knife turkey, which had been received by the loving father and the holy daughter, trembled with excitement, and the body in the shape of a giant centipede made dozens of deep marks on the ground.

Chai Chai cleared his throat and told the will of the loving father of the double knife turkey - the brain worms have been adjusted by nature and nurture, and there is no doubt that the loving father is the supreme existence in the world.

No matter how strange the will announced by the Holy Maiden is, the brainworms will not think deeply, but will only carry it out firmly.

So, the double-knife turkey exited the centipede-shaped shell and burrowed into a model of Leon's right arm made from the hatching tank.

This arm is specially tuned, the skin is soft and unremarkable,

But if necessary, you can turn on the battle mode, and a punch can blast a small car,

It is also possible to spray spider silk from the fingertips of your fingers and fly around the city like Spider-Man.

Very functional.

At that time, Chai Chai will put on the puppet disguise of Li Ang, and the right arm that inhabits the brain worm will have self-consciousness and make the test paper by himself, without Chai Chai's intervention.

Chai Chai was very excited to try the puppet disguise in advance,

Let the double-knife turkey control the right arm, split and multiply a mouth and an eye in the palm of the right hand, cospaly the little right in "Parasitic Beast".

He also made the double-knife turkey switch the battle mode, sometimes elongated, sometimes contracted, and fired a rubber machine gun into the air, cospaly One Piece Luffy.

Seeing Miss Chai having a happy time, Li Ang, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but rub his chin.

Although Chai Chai is usually very salty, but in this kind of business, it should be more reliable... Right?