157 The grandfather of Dongfang Shuo's talk show
Although there are many monsters and elves in this world, Dongfang Shuo is just a fairly ordinary person, not a character who has eaten peaches.
Of course, there must be intelligence, especially the emotional intelligence is quite high, and it is very black-bellied, and a rather embarrassing thing can be easily resolved by him, or that cheeky is really thick-skinned.
In the pavilion in the courtyard, Dongfang Shuokou kept talking, although on the surface he was boasting about Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, but in fact he praised his own great exploits in disguise, and even danced when it came to excitement, which was more enjoyable than listening to a talk show.
It's no wonder that he was regarded as the ancestor by the cross talk world of later generations, but Xia Bing, who was helping to pour wine on the side, couldn't understand this humorous humor, if it weren't for Zhou Bufan's presence, let alone helping him pour wine, he would definitely beat people out directly.
Although the little fox who was tired of being in Zhou Bufan's arms could understand what Dongfang Shuo said, but in its ears, this guy was here to make noise, if it weren't for the dear master's face, he would have been caught by thousands of flowers.
"Xiao Xia asked someone to send some more wine, well, let's have some peanuts to drink, how can I say that this master of the cross talk world still needs to be entertained well!"
"What a master?" Xia Bing muttered in a low voice, in her eyes, this Dongfang Shuo was simply a rude and shameless guy.
As an official of the imperial court, he actually broke into someone else's mansion over the wall, and he was even cheeky and directly begged for a drink, which was shameless to the extreme.
"What Miss Xia said is that she really can't afford the title of a master, and Wu Zhonghou praised it!"
"You're still a little self-aware." As he spoke, he turned around and left, but suddenly turned back again, "Master, what's that peanut?" ”
"Well, slip of the tongue, just go and prepare some snacks."
"Why do you still keep him in the house to eat?"
"Go, I'm hungry, okay?"
Although Xia Bing still had something to say, he just thought about his identity as just an apprentice, and now that there were outsiders present, he had to save some face for the master no matter what he said, so he could only turn around and leave.
"Hou Ye's female disciple really has a character."
"Xia Bing has been walking the rivers and lakes since he was a child, and it is naturally not good to have no personality, by the way, Brother Dongfang, you still don't call me any Hou Ye It sounds weird, next week Anran, the words are extraordinary, Brother Dongfang can call me by my name."
"So very good, so very good, in the next Dongfang Shuo, the word Manqian...... The words of the extraordinary brother are appropriate, and the outstanding intelligence is admired. ”
"Brother Tai's words are actually saying that I'm also shameless, right, I don't even know how to be humble!"
"Where, where, back then, I still called myself the wisest man in the world, but I was accidentally heard by Your Majesty, and I was almost beheaded by Your Majesty because of this incident."
"Let's not digress for a while, what is the so-called thing about Brother Dongfang coming this time? It doesn't just come here for food and drink, right? ”
"Naturally, it is a matter of discussing the country's strategy."
“…… Brother Dongfang, don't insist on your plan to strengthen the country in agricultural warfare, now the people in the world are not poor and white in the pre-Qin period, your strategy of strengthening the country in agricultural warfare has long been out of date, after the rule of Wenjing, the people in the world are rich, both population and agricultural development have reached a certain bottleneck, so if you want to continue to develop, the strategy must keep pace with the times. ”
"Brother Extraordinary misunderstood, when the younger brother in the court had eyes and didn't know Mount Tai and debated with Brother Fanfan, since the debate has been lost, he will admit it, and naturally he will not mention the untimely strategy of strengthening the country in agricultural warfare."
"Then what is the so-called reason for Brother Dongfang to come this time?"
"Naturally, I came by order, and Your Majesty asked my younger brother to ask you more about the specific details of the next five-year development plan."
"You're in charge of the 15th Plan?"
"Brother Extraordinary is even more lazy than below, just thinking about doing an idle job, and the reform and development strategy is handed over to other adults to implement Your Majesty, so you can only face difficulties and volunteer to solve problems for Your Majesty."
"Congratulations, congratulations, if this errand is done well, Brother Dongfang will definitely be able to go down in history."
“…… It seems that Brother Fan's ability to boast about himself is on par with that of Zaixia. ”
"You know what, my master is really good, not like you can only brag." Xia Bing, who brought wine and food with a few maidservants, retorted directly when he heard Dongfang Shuo's words.
It was rare for Dongfang Shuo not to bother with Xia Bing, but directly talked about the business and asked Zhou Bufan about the specific operation methods of the First Five-Year Plan.
According to Zhou Bufan's strategy for strengthening the country, it is not only the First Five-Year Plan, but also the Second Five-Year Plan, the Third Five-Year Plan, and so on, although Dongfang Shuo thinks that he is the first wise man in the world.
Just seeing with my own eyes the incomparably detailed national strategic development plan with more than 100,000 words, I can only bow down and humbly seek advice.
In fact, he is not purely for fame and fortune, mainly because although this extraordinary brother is as famous as his name and has extraordinary wisdom, he is not good at maneuvering in officialdom, or he disdains to maneuver in officialdom.
In less than a month after entering Beijing, he had already inadvertently offended several forces, and if he was to be in charge of the country's development plan, he might make a mess of things, so he persuaded His Majesty to directly issue a holy decree to let this person be personally responsible, but asked for this errand himself.
In other words, the national development plan does not seem to offend anyone, but after a long time, it will eventually shake the foundation of some local forces that are difficult for the central government to govern, so it will still offend more people after a long time.
However, as long as you deal with it well, you should not end up with a similar fate to Shang Ying in the future.
……
Dongfang Shuo, who climbed over the wall, not only mixed up with a lunch, but even ate dinner, knowing that after the night had completely fallen, he left with a rather thick notebook and satisfied.
The notebook records are very, very detailed, in principle, as long as they are implemented step by step, the only thing the imperial court has to do is to supervise as strictly as possible, and not to give those local officials a chance to turn the good policies of the imperial court into local bad policies.
"This nasty guy is finally gone, Master can really bear it." Seeing Dongfang Shuo leave, Xia Bing finally breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Xiao Xia, why do you hate him so much?"
"I'm afraid that Master will be moved by him, and then it will be troublesome."
"You're really worrying, I'm free."
"That's good, that's good...... Master, why haven't you really gone shopping in Chang'an for so long, otherwise we might as well go out for a walk together tonight? ”
“…… Yes. After a slight hesitation, he agreed, and walked directly out the door.
"Wait, I'm going to change my clothes."
"It's not a blind date, what kind of clothes do you change, let's go!"