Chapter 15: The Thief of the Sect Li Bu
Tonight. Lu Shu saw Xiao Wendao and Nalan Dieyi come back at the same time, and he also closed the sword book early, changed his habit of practicing martial arts all night, and fell asleep peacefully in the outhouse.
Nalan Dieyi first laid out the futon on the bed in the back room and lay down in the bed by herself. Draped in beautiful long hair, only two eyes were left in the mandarin duck brocade quilt on that bed.
Xiao asked looking at her and said, "Although it is cold this night, you don't have to cover it so tightly, and you are not afraid of covering the prickly heat." β
Xiao asked if he didn't know that when he went out to talk to Lu Shu just now, Nalan Dieyi hurriedly put on a light makeup on her pink cheeks, which she also learned when she was in Hualou. The faint willow leaf thin eyebrows, the rouge of Hua Qinglou, and a touch of pale red lipstick on the lips.
This is the first time Nalan Dieyi has put on makeup since she got married, and she just finished putting on makeup and went into the quilt by herself.
Xiao asked and took out a set of quilts from the cabinet, Nalan Dieyi thought that he wanted to change it to be thinner and more breathable at night.
Nalan Dieyi got out of the quilt, Xiao asked, turned his head, and saw Nalan Dieyi wearing a pink close-fitting belly pocket, and knee-length shorts made of pink soft satin.
Xiao asked, looking at her appearance, he almost couldn't hold it in his heart, Nalan Dieyi followed her gaze and got into the mandarin duck brocade quilt.
Xiao asked, thought about it, and put back the quilt he had just taken out.
Xiao Wenwen leaned into the quilt and felt the warmth of Nalan Dieyi's body and the rich scent of orchids.
Nalan Dieyi said angrily in the urn in the quilt: "Isn't the husband going to change the thin quilt?" β
It turned out that she saw me taking the quilt in exchange, Xiao asked and thought to herself.
Xiao asked, and the detective held Nalan Dieyi in his arms, he looked at her lovely face and said: "Dieyi, you and I feel like a dream when we meet, and on the first day I came to Shangjing, you became my wife." At that time, I thought to myself, this girl is sitting in a sedan chair, sitting at the door of the snow house. If I don't welcome her through the door, won't she be ashamed? Simply, I took you into the snow house, I know that you were arranged by Mrs. Hou of Nalan General's Mansion, although I don't know why you married me, but I am still happy in my heart, you don't know that I actually like you very much at the first sight of you, the first night you came, we slept separately, in fact, I don't want to let you down, I still have to go back to the frozen city of the Demon Snow Country one day, because there are my parents and sisters, and there are people I care about, but if I really want your body, I am afraid that one day I will fail you. I can't bother you, and I can't do it today. β
Nalan Dieyi listened to what he said, her heart was sour, and she just wanted to say a few words.
Suddenly, a sentence came from under the bed of the two of them, "What a sensual love story." β
Xiao asked, stood up, reached out and pulled under the bed.
The person under the bed got out from under the bed, looked at Xiao unhurriedly and asked, "Don't panic when the son and the little lady don't panic, I'm not a bad person." β
Xiao asked and thought, what a good and upright sentence, isn't he a bad person, but under someone else's bed.
Xiao Wenwen has lived in the demon clan since he was a child, and he has not been catching hares and roe deer in the woods, and his right hand secretly grabbed the man's neck, picked it up and walked out.
Nalan Dieyi wanted to tell Xiao about her background just now, but before she could say anything, she was frightened by the sound under the bed and curled up in the quilt.
Lu Shu saw that Xiao Wendao was carrying a man in his hand, so he hurriedly asked, "This is the thief caught in Mr.'s house." β
Xiao asked, "It's not like, he is actually under the bed, I didn't even notice it." β
Lu Shu lowered his head and said, "This is my dereliction of duty, I should have checked it carefully." β
The man looked at Lu Shu and said, "I'm a thief, but even if you see me, you can't catch me." β
Lu Shu heard that he was so nameless in his heart, and he stretched out his left hand to grab him, who knew that this person's body was extremely flexible, and even Xiao asked's eyes, he could only see the afterimage of this person.
This person's body is worthy of the point of being superb.
The man's body resembled a nimble swallow in the air, like a dragonfly in an autumn field. The body is like a ghost, and the bones are like a small snake.
A donkey's bark pierced the silence in the snowy house. The black donkey general is really a donkey with a hot heat wave in his nose, and if he looks closely, there seems to be a starlight.
The black donkey general knocked the man to the ground, and a pair of black donkey eyes looked at the man lying on the ground, and the rhythm of the donkey's legs gently stepped on was like everyone's heart now.
As soon as the man wanted to stand up, the front legs of the black donkey general wanted to step down.
Now Xiao asked why Yi Mubai let him keep the black donkey general, first, this black donkey is regarded as a deterrent of a god, and second, this black donkey is really a donkey that has drunk dragon blood and eaten dragon tendons, and his martial arts are extraordinary.
The man looked at Xiao and asked, trembling and said, "Take this donkey grandfather away first." β
Xiao asked and nodded to Lu Shu, who led the black donkey into the grass hut.
As soon as the man stood up, the black donkey somehow didn't even notice Lu Chop, and knocked the man to the ground again.
Xiao asked and came to his senses, but he didn't know what to say.
The man was lying on the ground and said in a miserable accent: "Trouble brother, can you tie it up." β
This time, Xiao Wenwen took the donkey rope and moved it under the shed, and whispered a word beside the donkey.
The man looked at Xiao and asked, "Why don't you tie him tightly?" β
Xiao asked, "It's my family, I won't restrict its freedom, I already told it just now, it won't attack you." β
The man looked in the direction of the donkey shed and slowly stood up, looked at Xiao and asked, "The son treats the donkey like a family, and he is really a humble son who is as gentle as jade." β
Lu Shu stood behind the man at this time, and raised a kitchen knife in his left hand.
Xiao asked, looked at the man and said, "Now can you tell me why you are under my bed?" β
After hearing Xiao ask, Lu Qi hated the man's ruthless teeth and rattled.
Xiao asked and said to Lu Slash, "Put the knife down, if he wants to run, none of us can stop him." β
Lu Shu put the knife behind his back, but he didn't put down the knife in his left hand.
The man bowed his hand to Xiao and Chen Qi, and said, "I definitely didn't mean to disturb the son and the lady just now. β
Xiao asked and thought to himself, I didn't deliberately eavesdrop under someone else's bed, and I didn't deliberately scare Dieyi and I into a cold sweat.
The man continued: "I am from the thief sect of Wuya Mountain in Cangzhou, and my surname is Li Li. Divination. β
Lu Chu repeated this person's name in his mouth, "Li No, no, no, no, no, no." β
Li Bu listened to Lu Shu's accent and said, "No, no, no, it's divination." β
Lu Shu replied: "Isn't it the same, it's not counted, then it doesn't count." β
In fact, it's not that Lu Chu is pretending to be witty, he hates this person so much that he is in the mood to joke with him.
The man saw that he still didn't understand, so he said: "Li's Muzi Li, the donkey is the carrot of the carrot, now I understand." β
Lu Shu understood the meaning and said: "The carrot of the carrot, didn't everyone know it when you first introduced it." β
Na Li Bu continued: "I came to Shangjing this time to help him find a treasure place with good feng shui and bury his grandmother. β
As soon as Lu Chu heard him say this, he took out the kitchen knife in his hand again and said fiercely: "It turns out that you are not a thief who steals petty, but a tomb robber of his mother, and the tomb robbery has been dug up to our house." β
Although Lu Shu has a somewhat reckless personality, he usually never speaks rudely in front of Xiao Wendao, but when he hears that this person digs people's graves and steals people's mansions, he actually digs up the snow house, and he can't bear it.
Xiao asked, looking at Lu Qi's blood-surging eyes, he said, "Don't deal with him in a hurry first, listen to what he says." β
Li Bu continued: " It is said that Shangjing Bailing is a treasure of feng shui, and the burials are princes and generals, hundreds of generations of kings, I will find a treasure here for my dear grandmother, who can bless the prosperity of the children and grandchildren, and can add blessings to the clansmenγ β
Xiao Wenwen heard him mention the robbery sect and asked: "The Taoist sect is a place where people all over the world yearn for pure cultivation, how can a person like you come out who robs tombs and digs graves, and does some of the things done by the Tang Sect." β
Li Buyang said proudly: "This way is not another thief, and the so-called thief also has a way." Besides, how can the Tang Sect be compared with the Thief Sect, the children of the Thief Sect are all thieves who have gone to their clothes and hidden their merits and fame. β
Xiao asked, listening to his emotional passion, he had the righteousness of a chivalrous man who did chivalrous righteousness.
Xiao asked and looked at him and said, "The big thieves you mentioned are all deeply hidden in merit and fame, so who knows the prestige of the thief sect." β
Li Bu said with a smile: "There is my master thief god and his old man who is in charge of the thief sect, my senior brother is a thief saint, and I am a famous thief." β
Xiao asked, at this time, he realized that this family was all thieves, and his self-styled name was well-known. He saw that it was getting late, so he said, "Brother Thief, it's getting late, and we won't embarrass you, so let's go." We're going to rest, too. β
As soon as Li Bu heard that this was an "eviction order", he said: "Disturb Gongzi's house for another night tonight, please make it convenient." β
When Lu Chu heard him say this, he hurriedly said, "No." β
Xiao asked and smiled: "It's not that I don't let you stay overnight at my house, you also saw Lu Chopping his own room, that is, the one in the north, I live in the south room with my wife, and you have also gone in to see it." β
Li Bu smiled: "This doesn't need to worry about me. After speaking, he walked straight to Lu Shu's room.
Lu Shu saw him walking towards his room, and hurriedly grabbed his neck and said, "Could it be that you, a thief, still want to rob the house with Uncle Ben." β
This Li Bu took off his shirt and continued to walk to Lu Shu's room shirtless, which figure Lu Chu could catch up.
Lu Chu chased him to the house with his shirt, but there was no such thing as Li Bu. He casually threw Li Bu's clothes and lay down on the bed.
As soon as he lay down, he felt another breeze behind him, and Li Bu had already put on the clothes he had thrown on the ground, and lay on the beam of the bowl on the roof.
However, looking at the beams of the house, they did not move or tremble. Look at that Li Bu with his hands behind his head, unmoving, silent.
Lu Chu admired the light skills of this little thief.
Xiao asked, walked to the back room, saw Nalan Dieyi sitting on the edge of the bed neatly dressed, saw him and said, "Tonight, we can't sleep well." β
Xiao Wenwen saw that her face was still a little pale, and said: "This person is a thief, but his heart and eyes are not bad, let's rest." β
Nalan Dieyi said: "I don't dare to sleep. β
Xiao asked, thinking she was scared, so he said, "Don't worry, I'm here." Don't be afraid. β
Nalan Dieyi said: "It's not that I'm afraid, you look at the bottom of the bed." β
Xiao asked and thought to himself, could it be that this Li Bu was not alone, and he was still under his bed with his master who robbed the gods and the senior brother who robbed the saints.
Xiao asked, leaning over and gasping.
What a big pit.
Xiao Wenwen was really a little annoyed, and walked to Lu Shu's room and shouted, "Where is that damn tomb robber Li Bu." β
Li Bu also thought to himself, this is more in the middle of the night. This good boy with red lips and white teeth, what kind of wind is he smoking.