Chapter 111: Seriously, I really want to open your little brain and see what's inside!
Li Bohua shook his head vigorously, leaned in front of me with a solemn expression, and whispered in his ear: "Neither!" Actually, you're black."
"What are you doing here?"
I don't know when Ren Youjun suddenly appeared next to us, and his eyes and eyebrows were squeezed together.
"Ren Youjun? You, didn't you go home with Yan Huaning? I stammered.
Ren Youjun pulled me up from the chair, protected me behind me, and muttered, "I'll settle accounts with you later!" ”
Then he looked at Li Bohua again and said solemnly: "Didn't I make it clear to you last time?" Are you still looking for Xiaoxiang in a hurry? ”
I risked my little head to look at Li Bohua who looked aggrieved on the other side, and Ren Youjun didn't know how he found out, stretching out his big palm to block my sight!
Li Bohua said in a panic: "You think too much, isn't it Xiaoxiang's birthday soon!" I just came over and asked her what she wanted. I'm going to buy a gift for her! ”
I saw that I couldn't see anything, so I clubbed my little head on Ren Youjun's back, Ren Youjun is really thin, his back is almost full of bones, and I don't know how such a big man grows.
"During this special period! Isn't it true that you stay away from her as the gift she wants most? Ren Youjun replied to Li Bohua expressionlessly.
I straightened my head and poked it out again: "Ah~ you, how do you know what gift I want?" ”
Ren Youjun turned my head back to the original position with his hands behind his back: "How is it?" Did you hear what Xiaoxiang said? She said that the gift she wants is for you to stay away from her! And I know about it, the roundworm in my stomach! ”
Li Bohua put his tongue on his inner face: "Beautiful~!" Forced pun! I, Li Bohua, a top candidate in science, don't dare to "review the topic" like this! ”
"It's easy to explain! That's just your understanding, for a candidate like me who is the top candidate in the liberal arts, there are several important messages revealed between your words just now: praise me and Xiaoxiang for being beautiful! A pun on us makes us extraordinarily cultured, and the top candidates in science are no more than that! After Ren You finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows at the other party with a very meaningful meaning.
Seeing their strong smell of gunpowder, I jumped out from behind Ren Youjun: "Big brothers, your development is getting more and more strange!" How does it feel like you're having a debate? ”
But the two of them replied to me together: "What do you call me?" ”
I puffed out my mouth innocently, my eyes glared like brass bells, and I hurriedly bowed when the tense was not serious: "I'm sorry! ”
Ren Youjun turned around and put his head between his arms with his arms: "Good attitude!" I'll forgive you this time! After saying that, the two began to look at each other again.
Seeing that they were about to start the battle again, I continued, "No, I'm not done yet!" I should call you - brother ~ brother! After speaking, I pushed Ren Youjun's arm and ran away.
"What? Stop! Li Bohua bounced up from his chair and rushed towards me with his teeth and claws.
"Little concubine! I see you've eaten the bear's heart and leopard's gall! Ren Youjun shouted as he chased me.
Fortunately, I managed to turn my attention to myself, and after a few blocks, I ducked into the side of the aisle, thinking that I could throw off these people who wanted to win or lose.
Until Ren Youjun's low voice came from behind the root of his ear: "Little villain, what's wrong?" Are you tired of running? Running out of energy? So, I'm making you two streets, okay? ”
Panting, I saw that he looked radiant, and while putting his heavy head against Ren Youjun's chest, he was forced to raise his hand in surrender: "No, no, no, I can see it, you are not only familiar with this place!" That physical strength is even more excellent than anyone else! I don't know what you're usually doing! I think you should be a part-time leader of the way! Or go for some hard work! ”
Ren Youjun gently pushed my head with his hand: "Don't think that if you praise me a few words, I will forget about your dangerous speech just now!" And "
I was resisted from "entering the camera" and asked the party directly: "Ren Youjun, are your ears funnels?" I remember saying something else myself! ”
He filtered my words again: "Also, just now you were still so close to Li Bohua and whispering!" ”
Ren Youjun was still angry as he spoke, and drew the distance with his finger pen, the key is that the more he brushes, the shorter he is, the shorter the real distance is greatly shortened, and he has been coming to me to sue myself!
The trees overhead gradually began to sprout small green buds due to the season, which seemed to remind us that the time for the recovery of all things has arrived, and spring has arrived!
I leaned against the tiled wall: "You still talk about me!" Didn't you and Yan Huaning also have some secrets that you didn't tell me? By the way, didn't you just go with her? How did you end up here? ”
He pressed his finger against my cheek, and with a gentle push, the corners of my mouth immediately rose under the physical action.
"It turns out that you are jealous!" Ren Youjun's words at this moment seemed to be very show-off.
I put away my smile and pouted and looked at the ground: "I don't have it!" You're jealous! ”
Ren Youjun stretched out his evil little hand and touched my bangs: "Yes! I'm jealous! And some people are afraid that they have eaten soy sauce! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he took my hand and rushed to a bicycle, and he took advantage of his height to sit on it with a slight leg lift.
"Come on!"
I took a few steps back and drew a "cross" with a pen on my arm: "No!" Where are you taking me? He hurriedly turned around and prepared to run away while he was not looking.
As soon as I turned around, he grabbed the bag of fate, and no matter how hard my little short legs tried to rush forward, they were just jumping in place.
He pulled me with one hand and effortlessly held the handlebars of the bicycle with the other, and his feet were firmly anchored to the ground.
"If you don't obey, I'll pack you in a basket! Anyway, you're a little Lori, and you should be able to fit it in a hard shoe! ”
It's a liberal arts freak! I consciously sat in the back seat and watched my schoolbag being tied to the basket.
"Hold me tight!"
"Oh~" I'm afraid that Ren Youjun will have some other tricks, so I can only obediently grab his clothes.
Ren Youjun saw that I was very shy and asked me, "Can't, hug it?" ”
"Can't! If someone else sees me, then I'm finished! ”
Ren Youjun stretched out and touched my head: "Okay, the road to my house is a little bumpy!" You have to hold on, don't grab and hold my waist~! ”
"Wait, we're your house?" I bounced instantly.
Ren Youjun turned his head to look at me helplessly: "Xiaoxiang, you are also a liberal arts student now, why haven't you been focusing on the key points?" Don't you science students pay attention to the examination of questions? ”
Pedestrians were looking at me and Ren Youjun, and I buried my head in his back shyly: "Don't say it!" It's all my neighbor, let's go! ”
"Okay!" Saying that, Ren Youjun finally started to go to his home.
We crossed several uphill and bridges this time before finally arriving at Ren Youjun's community, where there is an underground parking lot, and Ren Youjun took me downhill to the parking lot.
I was only halfway there, and I heard a voice from the front: "Hiss~"
"Bang~Bang~Bang!"
The white buttons danced up and down on the ground, as if they were going to wake up the people who were in a daze with the sound of their own collision.
I looked at the shirts in my hand about Ren Youjun, they have become a trendy "cape"? Or "shawl"!
"Xiaoxiang, you get out of the car first!" Ren Youjun's sad voice came from the front.
I jumped out of the back seat and poked Ren Youjun's arm apologetically: "Hug, I'm sorry!" You've lost a piece of clothing! ”
The moment Ren Youjun turned around, I blocked my eyes with my little hand, but I still saw his abdominal muscles that I didn't know when, and the heat in my head immediately poured into my cheeks, at this moment, I only felt like a steam engine, exuding all kinds of high temperature everywhere!
Ren Youjun put his coat on his body and said, "Concubine Xiaoxiang, you don't suffer at all!" I pulled the button of your shirt once before, you are really a courtesy, and you also gave me such a show? ”
Hearing the sound of a zipper coming from his side, I slowly put down my little white hand: "I'm sorry! However, since you have said so, then, let's settle it! The kind that doesn't owe each other! ”
Ren Youjun felt angry and funny and touched my head: "Seriously, I really want to open your little brain to see what's inside!" ”
"Obviously, your liberal arts students and my science students have different brain circuits!"
Ren Youjun laughed out loud: "Okay, I'm not angry because of your actions!" If this more expensive shirt is broken, don't worry about it, just buy another one! ”
"Are you showing me that you have pocket money?"
"I'd love to give you my reading comprehension lesson!"
"Still, forget it! Not necessarily, because it will be forgotten! ”
"No, no, no! It's so necessary! ”