When I was Batman, I thought that as long as I was prepared, I would never lose,

In fact, Batman never loses...... Overcome all troubles, difficulties, and a bunch of crazy people, hehe.

…… However, I was wrong.

I used to be stuck in a battle and I always refused to win.

But things always go their way, and as I realize what victory is,

All...... are becoming clear.

To win, you have to learn: laugh!!

You will be able to laugh wildly and drive away everything that binds you.

Hehe, hehehahahahaha!

……

……

gloomy city,

A rat was running down the alley, its front paws on the air conditioner, trying to make a big jump to the other, and its front paws did succeed, but its hind feet were empty.

Squeak, the rat fell backwards to the ground.

Tick Tick Tick ......

Raindrops are falling.

The city is always gloomy, with little sunlight during the day and no stars at night.

Perhaps the best thing for the city is that the clouds act as a projection wall, on which a giant bat sign is cast.

Bastards will have a headache because of this sign, while those who still hold on will believe that there is a knight in the dark, always guarding them.

A city full of chaos, the worst of all, but still with hope.

Tick

The rain fell on the rat's filthy bristles, and it scrambled to its feet and ran forward, only to crash into a boot.

Then the rat just shivered in place, and it seemed to smell something about the owner of the boot, which certainly wasn't a rat for it.

The visitor was wearing a set of quaint long trench coats, as long as calves.

It's black, it's weird.

"The smell of this place, so familiar"

Li Zu walked out of the alley, and he vaguely remembered that he had turned a drunken man's arm into a toy in this alley.

Although that world, with the Flash running, became a false world that only remained in his memory.

He stood on the side of the road, looking at the hurried people, and seemed to be moved: "Gotham, I'm back." ”

To be exact, he was in this world for only one night.

It was a lively Christmas.

But he always felt a lot closer to it than the rest of the world, maybe because he was one of the fans of Lady Clown, maybe he couldn't forget the friendly friends in Arkham Asylum, or simply because he liked the good vibes of the city.

"Uh-huh! Homecoming! Haha" Of course, the one who has to put gravity into expressing his feelings in almost every word is Harley Quinn.

She and Li Zu also do not belong to this world, but this is indeed the closest one in the world they have experienced, and maybe it is exactly the same as in their memory.

Li Zu, who was wearing gloomy hunter's clothes, walked side by side with the clown girl in bright clothes, without an umbrella, the rain was drenched on his body, and his clothes were wet and sticky, and his hair was wet, but they still walked calmly in the light rain.

Pedestrians and cars along the road walked around in horror, as if they had seen something terrible.

You can still hear it faintly...... Hell!

"I think you looked good when you were still green," Harley Quinn chewed on her gum.

"I just didn't have time to change my clothes," Li Zu replied, but he was still wearing this outfit, and the clothes made his brain clear a lot.

There were many cars ahead, and there were people in black suits lining up.

The black umbrella was opened, and a piece filled the field of vision.

"I remember the place in front of me, it's Gotham's graveyard" Harley Quinn staggered strangely, "Who died?" It can't be Batman, right? ”

In her world, she wanted to let the old bat die more than once, if it weren't for the Clown Lady to stop her.

In the cemetery, the coffin is being prepared for burial.

It seems that there are a lot of characters with heads and faces in Gotham, but the most talked about must be the police.

They were drenched in the rain and watching someone fall into the ground.

"It's James Gordon" Li Zu's eyes seemed to penetrate the coffin and saw the person lying in the coffin.

"Ahhh~" Harley Quinn only made an incredulous voice and didn't say anything more.

The two were silent for a while.

In Gotham, it's not strange for anyone to die, but there are a few people here who don't feel right if they die.

Like Batman, like his good partner James Gordon.

This is a completely different Gotham from what they know, of course, it may also be because of the appearance of Li Zu, which makes the story fork in the road, and it is a very absurd direction.

"I remember there was a coffee shop in front of me that sold good shoes," Harley Quinn pointed to the front.

Back in the city, Harley Quinn finds the feeling she hasn't felt for a long time.

She loved the "relaxed" feeling.

First, she had to go to the coffee shop to buy a new pair of shoes......

"Don't move!"

Harley quinn raised her pistol, and the muzzle of the gun moved from the head of the good-looking, red-haired woman to her chest, and down again.

As Harley Quinn suddenly bent over, her hands shook.

Bang!

"Ahh The woman screamed in fright.

The bullet grazed her red hair, leaving a bullet hole in the wall behind her.

The woman was even more afraid to move, but the trembling of her body was uncontrollable.

The Harley Quinn didn't care at all, and continued to shake the gun in her hand, but turned to Li Zu and asked, "How about these pairs?" ”

She was trying on shoes.

A pair of high heels studded with colored diamonds, emitting a different light from red and blue lights.

"Well, it's not bad," Li Zu said weakly.

"Men are always like that!"

Harley Quinn complained, but she didn't seem too satisfied.

She stomped her foot twice, then took off her shoes and replaced them with her own.

"Checkout, thank you" she bent down to pick up her shoes and handed them to the red-haired woman, very polite.

It would have been more polite if she hadn't kept holding the gun to the redhead's head with her other hand.

The red-haired woman stiffly took over her shoes, her body trembling.

It's just a coffee shop ornament, and although you can wear it, it's ......

Red-blue police lights flashed.

There were sirens.

The red-haired woman breathed a sigh of relief, then nervousness again.

Although she doesn't have to continue to serve the crazy woman in front of her, she may have to become a hostage next.

The police quickly got out of the car and surrounded the coffee shop.

"Hell!"

Through the glass door, they saw Li Zu and Harley Girl, and their faces changed greatly.

To be precise, after seeing Harley Harleyn, it was as if I had seen ...... Ghost!

"We are surrounded," Harley Quinn asked the red-haired woman very dissatisfied, "Do you buy shoes without packaging?" ”

"But, we're here for ......a coffee shop," the woman hesitated.

"Even if it's a coffee shop, why don't I wrap my shoes?" Harley Quinn was upset.

"Here we are...... Coffee shop "The red-haired woman is about to cry, why would anyone go to the coffee shop to buy shoes and pack them?"

"It's okay, no packaging"

Li Zu hurriedly stood up, the task of "shopping" was finally over, and he thanked the policemen who came in such a timely manner.

Pulling the dissatisfied clown, Li Zu walked out quickly.

The rain has long since stopped.

Seven or eight policemen quickly surrounded them, and the muzzles of their guns were almost on the heads of the two men.

"What are we going to do, raise our hands and surrender, or kill them?" Harley Quinn asked, with a gun in one hand and a shoe in the other.

Hearing her words, the police shuddered.

"We have reinforcements"

He saw with his naked eyes that a cloud of green poisonous gas floated over, enveloping all the people within a radius of more than ten meters, including him and Harley Quinn.