Huge white towers stand in front of us,

The top of the tower almost pierced the thick clouds that had suddenly gathered overhead.

Around the special location called the "Priesthood Training Camp", a huge screen three stories high loops a video in which the priest describes the "dangers" of emotions with a blank face.

Humanity without emotion will not wage war, the world is peaceful, everything is public, and there is no quarrel or criticism.

Before the nuclear war, it was only an imaginary utopia, but now it is real, and the priests are the knights who guard it.

The clergy, who fully understood their mission, exercised diligently to the sound of guidance circulating in their ears.

……

Two clergymen dressed in clergyman's attire stood in the doorway with special twin guns.

There have been people who have tried to break through their defenses before, but they are still standing here.

The thick clouds overhead were suddenly torn apart, and sunlight passed through the gaps and fell on the two men walking on the trail in the distance.

"Priest!"

The two low-ranking priests greeted John, who happened to be covered in the sun, and at the same time looked at the guy in a green trench coat standing next to John.

The corners of his mouth twitched, but the two priests couldn't understand what it meant.

"I'm going to go in and see how the training goes"

"Is he?"

"He is a high priest appointed by the priest." John interrupted the two clergy.

"Please come in!"

They're crisp.

Without feelings, there will be no doubts.

Li Zu and John walked through the gate and headed for the steep steps of the tower.

"We only have half an hour" John's expression was unprecedentedly solemn: "In half an hour, lift the Posian on them!" ”

He turned his head to look at Li Zu, but found that Li Zu was pouting, with a funny expression that he wanted to whistle but could only "whew" instead of whistling.

"Priest!"

The woman in the gray clergyman's uniform walked over in small steps, nodded to John, and then reached out and grabbed Li Zu's arm.

John subconsciously wanted to draw a gun, and this time he gambled his life to never allow the change to fail.

But when he noticed Li Zu's demeanor and expression, he let go of his caution.

"Beautiful young lady, is there something wrong with me? You look familiar~" Li Zu let the other party grab his arm, and rubbed his chin with the injured palm to look at the other party.

His gaze went from his eyes to his mouth, and finally focused on each other's chests: "I like sexy women~"

The woman's face was slightly red, she glared at Li Zu, but she quickly changed her expression, and said to John with a serious face: "Priest, the two of us have something to discuss!" ”

"I'll be back soon~"

Li Zu was dragged away by the woman, leaving John watching the backs of the two leaving.

"She is the policeman who was held hostage"

John's eyes changed slightly, anyone who came into contact with Li Zu would be affected by his emotions, so this woman's threat would not exist.

……

……

"How did you come here, do you know what this place is?"

As soon as Li Zu was dragged to a remote corner by the female priest, she began to question Li Zu before she even had time to ask why the other party looked so familiar.

"This is a clergy camp, and there are thousands of clergy! Each one is like Priest Patter! ”

Without waiting for Li Zu to answer, she had already begun to explain.

Seeing that she was worried about Li Zu's trespass into the tiger's den in Longtan, Li Zu didn't care about this at all.

"Ma'am, we seem to have met~"

"Ahem~" He cleared his throat and stood up: "You are my ideal type, when I am busy with this, do you have time to hang out together?" ”

"What?" Her face was already red.

"Ferris wheel, or Lego shop?"

“…… Here, this is not the place for you! She stuttered a little, and it seemed that after a long period of numbness, the sudden acquisition of emotions made it difficult for her brain to process these mixed emotions quickly.

"Thank you for your concern, can you do me a favor?"

"What's the busy?" She asked subconsciously.

"I was going to wait half an hour before everything exploded, but it took too long...... So, can you get a report from the priest that there's an emotional criminal who has slipped in? ”

Li Zu counted his fingers and pointed to his face: "It's me!" ”

"What do you want to do?" She found it difficult to understand Li Zu's thinking.

In the clergy camp, expose yourself, as an emotional criminal he can't even live!

"You shouldn't waste too much time on this matter, you should hurry up and move on to the next step" His expression suddenly became serious, and then he grinned "cough cough": "My partner should have waited for a long time, remember to help me with this!" ”

Li Zu waved his hand and trotted back to John's side.

Only the dazed woman was left.

……

As a legend among the clergy, the clergyman who fights the most emotional criminals and destroys the most contraband.

As soon as John appeared, almost 70 percent of the clergy came to watch and learn.

But when they arrived at the scene, they found John the Priest standing on the side, and a man in a green trench coat standing in the center, raising his voice too high and telling a joke.

"I'm going to tell you a joke!" He started with this gesture.

When he said this, the person in Li Zu's mind was not the more crazy self, but the green-haired old boss who liked to make deadly jokes.

Imitating a clown is obviously more likely to "infect" others emotionally than a reserved toy person.

He admits that he is not a crazy person yet, although the successive experiences have made him different from ordinary people, but compared to the clown, he should be a normal person.

Everyone looked at Li Zu, and no one could understand what the "joke" was yet.

Li Zu opened his mouth wide and began to tell his jokes: "Hahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha!! ”

He laughed and wept, laughing and bending over with his stomach clutched.

"Halo: Influencers" also radiates with a certain kind of spiritual frequency.

John stood in the corner, looking at the clergymen with expressionless faces.

The role of the "antidote" has not yet been brought into play, and in another ten minutes, it may be possible to ......

"What a funny joke!" The sound came very suddenly.

John's new partner, Priest Brandt, stood behind Li Zu, and the gun was already on Li Zu's head.

"I was notified that an emotional criminal had infiltrated the training camp, and I didn't expect it to be so rampant."

"Hi, Priest~" Brandt's dark face turned to John in the corner.

John's body turned sideways, and the action had begun, and it must not be hindered.

But Li Zu changed his previous crazy appearance, and said to John with his mouth: "Don't expose yourself, in a few minutes, they will all regain their feelings." ”

In a few minutes, they will have an unprecedented military force, but only at the expense of Li Zu.

John clenched his fists, his heart struggling.

"I think, you're going to love the incinerator~" Brandt dragged Li Zu away.

The two of them passed all the way, and Brandt violently pressed Li Zu into the car, sat in the driver's seat and drove away.

Leaving the raised gates of the training camp, the atmosphere in the car changed abruptly.

Li Zu was not tied up with five flowers, but took a fire axe toy, and sat in the co-pilot with a priest's pistol, looking very leisurely.

"You're Yoyo's patient?" Li Zu asked.

"It's me, thanks to Dr. Yoyo, that I've regained my affection," Priest Brandt said with a serious face, and he didn't seem to like to laugh when he regained his affection.

The last time Yoyo was making a fuss about the potion distribution point, she had caught a priest and used her madman's brain to "cure" him.

It was John's partner, Priest Brandt.

"...... we're going to do next?" Priest Brant asked.

John and the many clergy who have regained their affection are bound to cause a violent uproar, and the rebels' war against the utopian world is bound to be launched.

It's just that Li Zu is not interested in these.

Li Zu said: "I want to go and meet the priest. ”