Director Chen couldn't cry or laugh, this little girl still holds a grudge.

But of course he won't expose it, whoever called that person had bad intentions.

"Can you watch it now?" The long-haired young man was already weak.

"Don't look at it, I'll open an order and refund the money for colonoscopy!" Guo Xiang continued to write medical records, "When you go back, you should eat, drink, and do whatever you want." ”

"Y-What do you mean?" The long-haired young man's face changed drastically, and his voice trembled, "You mean I'm terminally ill?" Can't be cured? ”

In the past two days, he has been muttering in his heart, how can his ass be all green, and he has not been beaten. And he wasn't embarrassed to say, not only his butt, but even the front was discolored, he was scared, wouldn't he be able to do it in the future?

Now that I heard Guo Xiang say that he was scared to death, did he really have a terminal illness? Don't even need to be cured?

"I didn't say that!" Guo Xiang raised his eyebrows and opened a refund list, "You're not sick at all, your butt is dyed, and your underwear was bought at a stall, right?" Greedy for cheap, right? The quality is not good! ”

Guo Xiang said slowly: "And you should wash and wear these jeans after you buy them, otherwise it's not just your butt, tomorrow your whole body, oh, no, the lower half of your body will have to change color, then it will really become a chameleon!" ”

"Y-you're fooling me?" Only then did the long-haired young man realize that he had been tricked by Guo Xiang, and he was angry, "I'm going to sue you!" ”

"What did I do to you? Didn't I find a problem and ask you to get a refund? I didn't charge you more, you have to thank me, otherwise you will have to suffer if you spend the money unjustly, I will be for your good. Guo Xiang looked at the young man and smiled.

slapped the refund slip on his hand, "Go and refund it, don't delay, it's time for people to get off work when it's late." ”

"You, you, you......" The long-haired young man was completely speechless and walked out angrily.

The people behind couldn't hold back their laughter.

Director Chen looked helpless and pointed at Guo Xiang, "...... you?"

In her eyes, she loves it, this girl is so interesting.

"Who made him want to tease me? Is this girl so flirtatious? Guo Xiang raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help but laugh when he thought of the situation just now.

"But how do you know he's dyed? Haven't he taken off his pants yet? An Zehan asked curiously.

"I have clairvoyance!" Guo Xiang said half-jokingly, but they definitely won't believe it, "Actually, when he started to make the belt, I saw that the piece of his waist was a little blue, and at first glance, it was faded and dyed by clothes, but he didn't know it." ”

Everyone laughed.

I ate at noon, and no one came to see the doctor in the afternoon.

It was almost time to get off work when someone came again.

It's still a family of three.

The husband, with his wife and children, went to the proctology department to look at this and that, and said to his wife next to him, "You take Nier to the female doctor, and I will go to the old doctor." ”

"Good!" The female patient nodded, took the child's hand and walked to Guo Xiang.

"What's wrong?" Guo Xiang asked.

I'm very curious, it's really rare for a family of three from the anorectal department to come to see a doctor, is it possible that their whole family has hemorrhoids?

It's not unlikely, the child is still so young, it's not easy to get this disease.

"I, our family of three are all blood in the stool!" The female patient said embarrassedly, "Even the urine is red." ”

"Huh?" Guo Xiang was taken aback, wouldn't it? It's not poisoning, is it?

"Does your stomach hurt?" Guo Xiang asked.

"It doesn't hurt, that's what makes us weird, I think it's fine, but I'm worried about what if it's a serious illness." The female patient said worriedly.

Director Chen's face over there also became serious, with an unbelievable expression.

Guo Xiang thought for a while, "Did you eat anything?" Pig blood? Chicken blood? Duck blood? After eating this stool, the black stool is like blood in the stool. ”

"No, even if you eat pee, it won't be red, right?"

"That's just as well." Guo Xiang groaned, what causes hematuria, or is it just a simple discoloration?

It suddenly occurred to me that there seemed to be a colleague in my previous life who talked about similar examples, but at the time it was just a joke.

But it's possible.

"Put your hands on it and I'll see!" Guo Xiang said.

The female patient put her hand on the table, and Guo Xiang checked her pulse, and sure enough, there was nothing wrong with her.

"Have you had a particularly smooth bowel movement these two days? Is there still a sesame seed-like thing in the stool? Guo Xiang said with a smile.

"How do you know?" The patient was shocked, "I still wonder, I haven't eaten sesame seeds, why do I still pull out sesame seeds?" ”

Guo Xiang "poofed" and smiled, and sure enough, that was the reason.

"You're not sick, you ate red heart dragon fruit, right? I also ate a lot. ”

"What is Red Heart Dragon Fruit?" The female patient was surprised.

"You don't know?" This time it was Guo Xiang's turn to be surprised, "It's just that the skin is red, the meat inside is also red, and there are small black seeds." ”

"So that's called Red Heart Dragon Fruit?" The female patient suddenly realized, "Don't say that the fruit is quite delicious, very sweet, we ate several of them without holding back." ”

"A cousin of mine brought it from the south, I haven't seen it before, and he didn't say that this would happen after eating it, which really scared me to death." The female patient patted her chest, "Is that okay?" ”

"yes, it's fine, as long as you don't eat for two days." Guo Xiang smiled.

Looking at Director Chen's side again, his face was serious, and he was already writing a checklist for the patient. I guess I don't know about this yet, after all, many northerners have never seen southern fruits during this period, and it is normal not to understand them.

Guo Xiang walked over and told Director Chen.

"Really, is there such a thing?" Director Chen was surprised.

"Really, it'll be fine in two days." Guo Xiang laughed.

"I'll just say, how can something happen to a family of three, but fortunately you know a lot." Director Chen smiled, tore up the checklist, and said to the patient: "You also heard it, it was caused by eating that dragon fruit, and it would be normal if you didn't eat it." You go back and stop for two days to see, and if that's the case, that's the reason, and you don't need to look at it. ”

"Really? Thank you so much, doctor. The male patient breathed a sigh of relief, he was really frightened, even if he was a husband and wife, how much of a sin did the child suffer if he was sick at such a young age, it turned out to be just an oolong?

It's good to see a doctor, otherwise I wouldn't have been scared to death.

As soon as a few people left, He Jiaming and them surrounded him, "Xiao Guo, what is dragon fruit?" What does it look like? ”

Guo Xiang smiled, "This dragon fruit is a southern fruit, we shouldn't have to sell it here, so it looks ......like this."

Guo Xiang drew the shape of dragon fruit with a red pen, round or oblong, with wheel-like leaves on the skin, which is very interesting to look at.

"Don't say I've never seen this fruit, it's like a hydrangea." He Jiaming said.

"There are two kinds of dragon fruit, white heart and red heart, the white heart is fine to eat, and the red heart contains a lot of anthocyanins, so the color of feces and urine will change, in fact, it's okay, eating it can also relieve constipation."

"However, red heart dragon fruit is very sweet and high in sugar, so diabetics can't eat it." Guo Xiang said.

"I've gained knowledge." Several people nodded.

"You really know so much?" He Jiaming patted Guo Xiang on the shoulder, "Have you eaten it too?" ”

"Eaten!" Guo Xiang smiled, in his previous life, this fruit was already very popular, and it was also sold in the north. Besides, she has eaten the most expensive fruits in her family. It's just that these fruits are still very few in the north, and they are still rare.

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