I was swept away by a bucket of dung!

From the window came the laugh of a half-grown child, "Hahahaha, vixen!" I told you to seduce my father, I told you to be shameless! Hahaha, you still want to eat, let you eat fecal water, it's delicious? Just scooped from the manure pit, our freshly baked manure water is cheap for you! Taste it well, shameless vixen! ”

Yu Niang was embarrassed and trembling with anger.

If you want to reply and scold people, your head and face are covered with feces, and when you open your mouth, you will flow into your mouth, and you can't open your mouth at all.

I was so angry that I almost turned my back on it!

Little country bastards!

It's really vulgar and underwhelming!

She wanted to fly up and kill the rabbit cub, and endured it again.

After looking for a long time, I found a clean mattress, wiped my mouth and face clean, and began to cry bitterly.

"It's expensive, it's expensive! Woo woo, murder! Dagui ......"

……

Xu Jiaojiao and Liao Qing came back from exercising in the mountains in the morning, and they heard the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping on the side of the old house.

Rushed over.

I saw Xu Laosi holding a broom and chasing San Lang all over the yard.

"You bunny! Do you still have a conscience, do you want to kill your unborn brother? Are your eyes so small? It's all bad things that your mother has taught, you can't even tolerate your own brothers, I'll kill you today......"

Saburo scolded as he ran, "I'm bah! Brother also, who knows where it came from, my grandmother said, it is a woman in a kiln from the city, who is plotting against our family, you Xu Laosi was blinded by lard, and was charmed by the fox charm, so I thought it was your species, and the fifth uncle was cuckolded and had to be thrown on his head, what about you, you are holding a green hat on your head, others don't let you take it, and you can't drag it down! ”

When he said this, the villagers who were watching at the door were all laughing and leaned back!

In the early morning, you can watch this kind of fun, and the happy day of the people of Xujia Village begins.

Xu Jiaojiao couldn't help laughing.

San Lang, this kid, is talented!

Why is it so graphic......

Xu Laosi's face turned red, "You little rabbit, shut up!" Did you talk to your dad like that? What's the? You give Lao Tzu a hurry to apologize to Yu Niang, and let your mother clean up the house, Lao Tzu will spare you today, otherwise, Lao Tzu will beat you to death! ”

San Lang grimaced, "Xu Laosi, who are you?" You're just a P, no, you're not even as good as a P, is there a man like you who is Lao Tzu? Do you deserve it? I don't have a father like you, we broke off the relationship yesterday, you dare to beat me, my mother, my aunt will kill you......"

Xu Laosi was dizzy, "Ouch, evil obstacles!" It seems that if I don't give you a look at the color today, you will really turn the sky upside down. ”

It could also be faint from hunger.

Pick up the broom and catch up with Saburo......

Xu Jiaojiao appeared at the door, "Xu Laosi, what are you doing?" Hit my nephew and asked me if he had not? If you don't want to stay, get out! What kind of demon moth are you doing! ”

When San Lang saw the big savior, he suddenly rushed behind Xu Jiaojiao and Liao Qing.

"Auntie, uncle, save me."

Xu Jiaojiao sniffed, and was so disgusted that she picked up San Lang and threw it aside, "It's too stinky, early in the morning, did you fall into the manure pit?" ”

Saburo just laughed.

He did a good job and said it in a few words.

When Xu Laosi saw Xu Jiaojiao and them coming, his arrogance was a little lower, and when he heard this, he became angry again.

"You bunny! Old girl, what do you say about this? This rabbit cub, give Yu Niang dung water, don't respect the elders at all, don't love the younger brother, this rabbit cub can't be beaten up, he was taught by his mother to be rude and shameless, and he can't get on the stage......"

Xu Jiaojiao replied, "Respect for the elders? Where to start? What qualifications does a wild woman of unknown origin have to be the elder of Saburo? Caring for your younger brother? Saburo only needs to take care of Shiro, Goro, and Rokuro, what does the wild seed outside have to do with him? Even if you are really taught to be rude and shameless by her mother, it has nothing to do with you Xu Dagui, and you can't be moved to teach you a lesson. Then again, this is the house of our old Xu family, San Lang wants to go to his own house to collect dung and water, who let you Lai Pi not leave here? If you don't leave, it's not a problem to come back every day......"

The onlookers burst into laughter again.

"Delicate girl, I'm afraid I'm going to laugh to death!"

"In the past, I just watched the old aunt of the Xu family protect the second and third girls, and this nephew is not very protective of me, I really want to have such a powerful old aunt......"

"Likewise, shed tears of envy......"

……

Saburo and Gorou are all very happy.

Auntie, she is simply mighty and domineering, dominating the rivers and lakes.

Xu Laosi was so scared by Xu Jiaojiao that he was speechless!

Pointing to her face, "You, you...... Old girl, I usually see that you are very fair, but today you are also ......"

Xu Jiaojiao said, "I'm still fair today, you ask the villagers, am I fair or unfair?" ”

The crowd said two words in unison, "Justice!" ”

Xu Laosi: ......

Yu Niang's delicate voice came from the back room, "Dagui, forget it, Dagui...... We'll just wash ourselves, it's expensive......"

Xu Laosi gritted his teeth, "San Lang, you rabbit cub, I'll settle accounts with you when I turn back......"

Saburo gave him another grimace, "I'm afraid of you!" Xu Laosi, scum! Cuckold Iron General! If you don't leave today, I'll still have dung tomorrow! ”

Xu Laosi's head was smoking, but he saw Xu Jiaojiao and Liao Qing standing there like gods......

Even if there are ten Xu Laosi, they can't beat this couple.

This couple is not a normal person......

In addition, Yu Niang summoned him in the room, and I don't know what the situation is, so swallow this breath for the time being, and talk about it later.

He turned and went into the house.

San Lang was entangled and high-spirited, took his two younger brothers, followed behind the old aunt and uncle, and returned triumphantly.

When I returned to the new house, I was driven by Xu Jiaojiao to take a hot shower in the side yard.

Xu Zhang's stewed a few more big chicken legs in the kitchen, which was specially treated to a few children.

***

Xu Laosi returned to the house and cleaned up with Yu Niang.

first moved out all the filthy things, and then, went to the kitchen to boil a pot of hot water, cleaned Yu Niang, changed into clean clothes, washed her hair, and returned to the clean and lovely image before.

was covered in dung before, like a ghost, Xu Laosi didn't dare to look at it directly.

"Yu Niang, are you feeling better? Does it matter if the child wants it? It's all that rabbit cub, I can't avenge you today, I have their aunt to protect me, and when he is left alone, I will keep it for you and beat them up......"