Chapter 497: Robert, Coulson, Raymond
Alvin invited the giggling Harvey to eat a steak, which made Coulson very unhappy, and he raised his hand to protest as if jokingly: "Hey~~ Alvin, I sent you such a precious thing, is it difficult to invite me to eat a steak?" ”
Alvin spread his hands, ignoring Coulson's protests, and turned to stare at his cake.
Harvey had a solid gift, and the freezer in the basement of the restaurant had been piled up with premium beef and caviar from Harvey for the past few days.
What do you have? "Trouble"? You don't even dare to tell the truth, you just want me to give you a cover, and you want me to treat you to a steak?
Harvey shrugged his shoulders at Coulson and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, sir! You see, I'm finally getting used to life here. I think it's a good job right now! ”
Coulson took a sip of the beer he bought, put a smile on his face, and said, "Harvey, you bastard, don't think I don't know what you've done!"
Your promotion plan is in vain! ”
Robert, who had been sitting at the bar with a palm-sized book in his hand, glanced at Coulson, who was sitting next to him, pursed his lips and said, "Managing subordinates is a technical job, and using promotions and salary increases to control subordinates is the stupidest way."
Rookie, how did you guys get to where they are today? Just rely on you rookies? ”
Coulson smacked his mouth and decided to put up with him.
Coulson knew Robert, who had been the CIA's best field agent.
The CIA's recognized most brutal agent was "Church" Frank Moses, the smartest being the IMF's Ethan Halter, and the most cunning being Jason Byrne.
And the Robert McCall in front of him, he used to be the most capable and executing one.
No one has been able to break the record for the number of tasks he has accomplished.
Until Robert McCall retired and Jason Byrne defected, the CIA had to rely on a large number of "pill agents" produced by their stupid "stepping stone" program to carry out ordinary field missions.
The C.I.A. messed up a lot of things as a result. After all, the emotionally controlled "pill agent" can't do a lot of work that requires communication with people. A secret service organization that pursues the superhuman strength of an individual is really the most stupid choice!
Coulson sometimes wonders why one of Alvin's small restaurants has so many great people.
S.H.I.E.L.D. shook up and down, but it couldn't pull out so many powerful characters. This makes him feel a lot of psychological pressure every time he comes here, because he knows the origin of everyone here!
Sometimes a person knows too much, and it's really not necessarily a good thing!
Seeing that Coulson didn't speak, Robert smiled with satisfaction, picked up the book in his hand again, and said with a smile: "It seems that you are a humble person, this is a good habit, if you can keep it, you will live for a long time!" ”
Coulson was stunned for a moment, he didn't hear whether Robert was warning or praising him, the agent's professional habits made him like to think things in a bad direction.
So Coulson raised the wine glass in his hand, raised it to Robert, and said: "Humility is a good habit in many places, but blindly maintaining humility in front of peers is easy to be regarded as a sacrifice."
Hmm~~ This is not a decent way to die!
I'm Phil Coulson, S.H.I.E.L.D. agent! ”
Robert was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said with a smile: "You think I'm warning you?" ”
Saying that, Robert raised a teacup and touched it with Coulson, and said with a smile: "This is the kindness of a retired old man!"
You can be when I don't have to say anything!
Alvin doesn't need a warning here, you can do whatever you want, and someone will let you know what's right or wrong!
Mistakes are allowed here, as long as you're not afraid of pain!
I love it here~~"
Coulson smiled noncommittally and said, "This place is really good, if I had to choose the most dangerous or safest place in the world, I would definitely choose this place."
It's a pity that this isn't for agents, and I think you should understand.
Can you tell me a little bit about how you fit in?
I'm curious, how did you get out of your professional habits? ”
Robert took a sip of the ginseng tea that Lao Cheng introduced to him, smiled comfortably, and said, "Keep your nature!"
I used to be a field officer, the best field officer!
In order to keep my nature, I turned down many opportunities and I made myself the best field agent!
You know, there are some field workers who have only one kind of mission, and that is to kill people! I'm that kind of fieldmate! ”
Saying that, Robert said with some embarrassment: "When you put a mask on yourself and get used to it, you can't take it off, because that's you!"
A lot of great agents struggle at that stage because they want to be themselves. Some of them succeeded, some of them failed!
I'm different, I'm who I am, I've always been myself, an old killer!
The killer doesn't need to cheat, the killer just needs ~~"
Coulson nodded bitterly, and it seemed that he was the one who failed.
Sometimes I feel that there is something wrong with what I am doing, but I am still used to obeying orders and doing things in the style of S.H.I.E.L.D. It makes me feel like a bad guy sometimes.
Coulson glanced at Robert with a smile on his face, and he suddenly became a little alert, this old guy seemed to easily shake his inner conviction, which was terrible!
Robert could easily see some of Coulson's thoughts, he looked at Coulson with some appreciation, and said with a smile: "You are a very good agent in the system, don't mind what I just said!" Do what you have to do!
You just don't fit here! Or maybe S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't fit here! ”
Saying that, Robert pursed his lips and said with some seriousness: "You have too much control, too much control, you have gathered so many resources but you are doing things that duplicate the functions of some special institutions in various countries.
In some third world countries, you are not so concerned.
Your habitual behavior has caused you to form a very bad habit, as if all your resources should be used by you!
You all want to get involved in anything, but have you really solved anything? There may be ~~
Can't you do it if you change to someone else? Definitely capable~~
The only action I admired was the one against the vampires, and you ended up messing it up with yourselves!
If it weren't for a fool who went up to heaven for the president, you would be finished!
IMHO, when it comes to saving the world, that little Ethanhant has done more than you!
This is not what a responsible world organization should be! ”
Coulson looked at Robert with some dissatisfaction and said, "S.H.I.E.L.D. is responsible for solving the current problems that countries are unable to solve.
We are responsible for coordinating the resources of countries around the world and coordinating the efforts of all parties to protect the safety of the planet.
You have no idea what it's like on the other side of the planet! ”
Robert looked at Coulson with great interest and said, "Oh~~ What does it look like?"
Will aliens be on the other side of the planet who will be coaches at schools?
Or an alien queen working as a nanny in a restaurant?
Or will there be a demon on the other side?
Listen, Agent Coulson, I don't want to argue with you about anything, the origin of S.H.I.E.L.D. is clear to many.
It originated from a small spy organization founded under private sponsorship, with only cooperative relations with various countries.
Its function should be more like Interpol now, it should just be an agency for all countries in the world to coordinate and cooperate in the fight against terrorist organizations and respond to various crises!
S.H.I.E.L.D. shouldn't have enforcement powers!
But I don't know when it started~~"
Coulson took a sip of wine, looked at Robert and said, "You should know that fighting terrorists and dealing with abnormal situations requires quick reactions and swift strikes.
The function of S.H.I.E.L.D. lies in this, let us fight with the functional departments of various countries like Interpol, and we will not be able to do anything!
Do you know about a "special forces" that was jointly created by various countries a few years ago? Quick strike, fast strike!
We in S.H.I.E.L.D. are of the same nature as theirs, but the problems we deal with are even more dangerous! ”
As Coulson spoke, a somewhat flirtatious voice appeared behind him, "But the Special Forces don't swagger with an FBI or Scotland Yard job card on their chests and end up handing over the mess to someone else."
People from the "special forces" will be punished for swearing with the police! What about you~~"
Coulson looked back in surprise and saw a slightly chubby bald head with a contemptuous smile on his face, looking at him with his neck crooked!
Coulson knows him, Raymond Leddington, and if there is a ranking of troublesome people in the world, this guy will definitely be in the top ten!
Raymond greeted Robert with a smile, then looked at Coulson with a smile and said, "Don't look at me like that, I'm just helping you recognize the nature of your organization!" ”
Saying that, Raymond took himself a bottle of whiskey, poured a glass, and then raised his glass to the guest bartender who was listening to the story, and said with a smile: "Don't look at me like that, I just came back from dealing with people from Harvard University."
I'm going to be busy for a few more days, all for Alvin, who deserves to treat me to a drink. ”
Shang-Chi was very interested in the topic of Harvard, and quickly asked, "What happened to them?" Need my help? I'm the best at beating people! ”
Raymond looked at Shangqi with the eyes of a hard worker and said, "Don't always think about fighting and killing, you should be okay and go to the Internet or something." Then you'll see that the people of the Harvard fraternity get superstar treatment.
Drug abuse, promiscuity, nude photos, coming out, all their private lives will be exposed to the public eye for review.
People will judge for themselves whether these people are noble or not!
It took me a lot of effort and it will be effective soon!
Maybe I'll be able to make a few celebrities! ”
Shangqi was a little dissatisfied and said, "Then what if you don't have anything to publish?" How much can you get in a day?
I still think it's the most enjoyable thing for you to tell me where they live, and then I'll call them one by one! ”
Raymond covered his head with a little headache, he is a person who solves problems with his head, and the most annoying thing is to encounter such a rammer as Shangqi.
In their eyes, there seems to be no problem that cannot be solved by fists. I don't know if if I've been with Alvin for a long time, I'll have the illusion that my fist can solve all problems!
"There's a word called picture talking, I just need a picture of you talking to Kenny in the supermarket, and I can make most people believe that you're Kenny's "lover", can you believe it or not?
It's superstar treatment! ”
Shangqi pondered for a moment, his brows jumped, and he raised a middle finger at Raymond and said, "You old poisonous snake is too bad!"
In the future, if someone says something bad about me, I'm going to beat you up!
Whoever says it, I'm going to beat you! ”
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