184. Misfortune is not a single line

What Lu Mang was worried about finally happened.

The Hulk, who had made a great contribution to the previous battle against the Kitari, suddenly went berserk for unknown reasons, not only wreaking havoc on the carrier float, but also breaking into New York City, almost destroying the entire city.

The worst thing is that the footage of the Hulk going crazy in New York City was actually put on the satellite by some ill-intentioned people and broadcast live around the world.

At this moment, the Avengers formed by S.H.I.E.L.D. and superheroes were pushed into an extremely embarrassing situation.

Demonstrations have been organized all over the world to demand the killing of the Hulk, the imprisonment of superheroes, and the disbandment of the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D.

The last class of the afternoon was also Chinese, which was taught by the class teacher, Nick Fury. It's just that she was obviously not in the mood to say anything to her classmates, so she only announced two words "self-study" at the door, and then hurried away.

The students don't care, anyway, whether it's self-study or not, it doesn't make a difference to them. In Hanxiang, a big province for the college entrance examination, the high school curriculum has actually ended as early as the second year of high school, and the entire third year of high school is constantly making papers. Not to mention that these senior high school students, they can't get out of the sea of questions.

Chen Hong, the head teacher, understands the difficulties of the head teacher, Mr. Zhou, after all, no matter which head teacher, after a neurotic disorder in the class, he has to do a lot of things. For example, arranging for this neurotic student to withdraw from school, you have to arrange someone to notify the parents, just how to solve this problem peacefully will give Teacher Zhou a headache for a long time, right?

Squad leader Chen Hong glanced at Lu Mang and sighed.

It's been two classes, and this guy has been sitting there, not moving or talking, just squinting and laughing, and the classmates around him laugh so much that their hearts are furious. A few classmates didn't sit in their own places and ran to squeeze together with others, and he, the class leader, couldn't say anything, after all, he couldn't study with peace of mind in front of such a mad smile.

Thinking of this, Chen Hong sighed again, it's a pity, it's still a very handsome young man!

Lu Mang didn't know the squad leader's mental activities, and even if he knew, he wouldn't care. He was not a student at Tianyuan No. 1 High School before, but came to No. 1 High School after three years of attending No. 3 High School. Failed the college entrance examination in 99, no, it can only be regarded as a failure, after all, a score of 480 can also go to a poor junior college.

The score of 480 points made Lu Mang miss out on the university, but the review class of Tianyuan No. 1 High School still welcomes students like him to repeat, how can he increase the admission rate of No. 1 High School in the next year, isn't it?

It is precisely because of this that Lu Mang has few acquaintances in the science repeater class of Tianyuan No. 1 High School, except for a few repeaters who also came from the third high school. In addition, the failure of the last college entrance examination hit him too hard, his personality became introverted, he was not very willing to socialize with people, and he didn't know a few new friends after repeating for half a year.

And Lu Mang didn't even remember the squad leader's name, and of course he didn't care what the squad leader thought of him.

However, Lu Mang didn't care what others thought of him, but that didn't mean he didn't hear everyone's discussions.

Mentally ill? It's easy!

Before the end of the self-study class, Lu Mang walked to the podium and wrote three big words neatly on the blackboard: "Madhouse." ”

The classmates discussed, not daring to offend Lu Mang

Lu Mang tapped the lectern with a blackboard, coughed and said loudly: "I know that some of you think I am mentally insane, so I will tell you a story about the 'madhouse'." ”

"Say, there is such a madhouse, there are a lot of patients, all of them are fools, and there are not enough doctors and nurses in the hospital to manage it. The dean came up with an idea to let the patient take care of the patient. Choose a patient on each floor to be the building manager, of course, you have to choose the kind of person who is more sane. ”

"When the dean got to the first floor, he took an apple and asked what it was. A lot of people shook their heads. ”

"Then suddenly a patient raised his hand and said I know."

"The dean said, you say, you say. The patient replied, Apple. The dean asked again, what is it for? The patient replied, "Eat." The dean said, "Okay, it's yours, and the first floor is in your hands." ”

"The dean went to the second floor again, took a banana and asked the patient, who can tell me what this is?" The patients said they didn't know. ”

Suddenly, another patient raised his hand and replied, "It's a banana!"

The dean asked again, what is it for? The patient replied, "Eat." The dean then asked, "How do you eat it?" The patient replied, peeling and eating. The dean said again, "Okay, it's up to you, and the second floor is under your control." ”

"The dean came to the third floor again, and he took a ......"

Lu Mang pretended not to remember, and gestured: "That, there is a big horn, and a crank handle, which can play music, what is that?" ”

Liu Jiangnan under the podium hurriedly replied: "Gramophone!" ”

Lu Mang patted the lectern, pointed to Liu Jiangnan and said, "Okay!" It's you, the third floor is in your hands! ”

There was silence under the podium, and Liu Jiangnan, who was being pointed out, was also at a loss, not knowing what Lu Mang meant at all. But Lu Mang didn't say a word, and simply bowed and got off the podium.

Although he was stuck in a sea of questions all day long, after all, he was a young man of eighteen or nineteen, and there were still classmates who reacted quickly to understand.

"Haha......" Liu Junshi laughed out of breath, and seeing that others hadn't understood yet, he pointed at Liu Jiangnan and said with a smile: "Lu Mang said, he said that you are a fool!" Haha......"

In the office of the director of the Academic Affairs Office, Nick Fury is discussing Lu Mang's withdrawal with Yan Daliang, the director of the Academic Affairs Office.

Nick Fury was reluctant to come to see Yan Daliang, but she had to solve the problem when it happened to her. Seeing that Lu Mang was nervous, he definitely couldn't let him stay in this school, and this matter had to be resolved through negotiation with the Academic Affairs Office.

can go to school in a high school with two brushes at home, in case Lu Mang goes crazy and harms a student, she, the head teacher, can't eat and walk around.

Bang Bang Bang ......

There was a knock on the door of the office, probably because someone was coming and the matter was urgent, and the knocking was very urgent.

Yan Daliang sat on the revolving sofa and looked at Nick Fury with a glass of water, and Nick Fury reluctantly went to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, Nick Fury saw Chen Hong, the class leader in her class, standing outside the door, and she said unhappily, "Chen Hong, what are you doing here?" I'm discussing things with Director Yan, and I'll talk about what you have when I get back. ”

Chen Hong said excitedly: "Teacher Zhou, it's Lu Mang's business, he ......"

"What's wrong with him?" Nick Fury's heart tightened, could something have happened?

There were people around, and Nick Fury didn't want anyone to see her jokes, so he pulled Chen Hong into the office and asked, "What's wrong with Lu Mang?" Is his illness again? ”

"No, no, he's not sick!"

Nick Fury was stunned for a moment, and said in a deep voice: "What's the matter, you say it slowly." ”

Chen Hong trotted all the way, and when he arrived here, he was already out of breath, and he finally took a breath, and only then did he learn what happened in the classroom just now with the two people in the office.

When Yan Daliang heard the last sentence, he spit out all the tea in his mouth, but he didn't rush to tidy up the desk that was wet with tea, but stared at Nick Fury and said with a smile: "This is the neurotic student you said Teacher Zhou?" ”