Chapter 355: Mutant Squad (2-in-1)
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In the suburbs of New York, in a base belonging to a secret department of the US imperialist military, Stryker and his mutant team gathered in the training ground of the base, looking at Huang Shaohong with interest.
These people Huang Shaohong have naturally seen in the movie, and are extremely familiar, in addition to the saber-toothed tiger Victor, there is the 'Thunderbolt Man' Bradley who can generate electricity with his mind and control various electrical products.
There's the black guy who always wears a top hat and teleports, nicknamed 'Ghost', John Warris.
There's 'Deadpool' with two knives on his back and a cheap mouth that keeps flirting, Wade Wilson.
There's a handsome guy with an Asian face in a combat uniform, 'Agent Zero'.
There is also Fred, a burly, muscular man who can use his fists to shoot cannonballs.
Huang Shaohong couldn't understand why the nickname of this product was called 'Spot', but later after this product broke away from Stryker, he let himself go and ate like a pig, so he got a new nickname called 'Meat Ball'.
Almost all the members of the mutant squad arrived, and the reason why he said almost was because Huang Shaohong found that Uncle Wolf was not here, which made him unsure whether the other party had already gone out or went on some mission.
In the face of so many mutant masters, Huang Shaohong spread his hands without the slightest nervousness: "I heard Victor say that James is also here, why didn't you see him?" In addition, it is just a test, so you don't need so many people to watch! โ
"Hey, man, you have to know that it's human nature to love to watch the excitement, do we hear the news that there is a excitement to watch, and we have to suppress our nature and not watch the excitement? No, absolutely impossible, it's like ....... Hey, how did you say it, the last time I read one, it was the British writer Dยท H. Lawrence's Lady Chatterley's Lover has a good interpretation of liberating nature......"
"Wade, the one you said was Xiangyan, and it was banned!" Bradley reminded on the side, meaning that it was not a book liberating nature, just go to heaven.
The corners of Deadpool's mouth twitched: "Man, it turns out that you also read this book, I don't know if you use your left hand or right hand when you read this book, I generally like to use the right hand, but they say it's better to use the left hand, and it can also develop the left brain, I have to try it when I get back......"
Bradley looked confused and asked suspiciously, "What is left or right?" โ
Wade was in front of him, clenched his fists, and made a quick movement up and down.
"I tell you, when you do this, you must pay attention to the strength of your hands, preferably in some olive oil or lubricant or something, oh yes, Bradley, I suddenly thought of a very serious question, you must answer me seriously, when you do this, will you generate electricity to your own dingding......."
"The cake seller, I was shocked by my genius-like idea, thinking about the stimulation of electricity at that peak moment, cool ...... Dude, can you get it for me once, I'll tip you, I can't wait! โ
No matter how slow Bradley reacted to this aspect, he knew what this thing was talking about, and when he heard that the other party actually wanted to help him get it himself, he immediately said angrily:
"Fuck off Wade, you disgusting guy, I'm not going to take any money...... Oh no, Fack, I won't do that for you, you're going to die! โ
Huang Shaohong burst out laughing, and said that Deadpool was cheap, and he really saw it today, Nima is too slippery, it's like watching a comedy.
Deadpool began to sell cute, "Hey man, don't be so ruthless......"
"Shut up, Wade!"
Stryker knew that if he didn't interrupt the goods, he would definitely be able to say that in addition to his good knife skills, this goods could also be used as a radio to pass the time in the event of a power outage.
However, for Stryker, who is gentle on the outside and manic on the inside, this kind of chatter is torture for him, if this product is not still useful, this 'broken mouth' would have been humanely destroyed and made into dog food.
"Okay, sir, I'm just telling him my opinion, you have to know that it's in ...... nature to be lively."
The saber-toothed tiger bared his tiger teeth at Deadpool, and at the same time, all ten fingers stretched out sharp nails, and said in a muffled voice, "Wade, don't you know what 'shut up' means?" โ
Wade reached out and copied it behind his back, a knife was already in his hand, and then showed a bright smile: "Victor, are you going to get a manicure?" โ
Huang Shaohong also couldn't stand this goods anymore, and said, "This brother, will you die if you are quiet?" โ
Deadpool smiled back, revealing a mouthful of white teeth: "No, but you can go crazy!" โ
"Wade, shut up for me, or I'll make you look good!" Stryker finally got angry and yelled loudly.
Wade also knew that this chief was ruthless, and it was not a joke to get angry, so he immediately smiled, put away the long knife, and stopped talking.
Stryker calmed down his emotions for a while, and then said to Huang Shaohong:
"James has changed his name to Logan, and now he is not here, he will tell you about it when you pass the test, as for these people in front of you, they are all elites under me, maybe your test will be related to them later!"
Huang Shaohong shrugged: "I don't care, sir, just watch it!" โ
The corners of Stryker's mouth twitched, then he turned to his mutant team and said, "This is Bruce, someone recommended by my old friend in the army, and according to himself, he is the best marksman in the world......"
As soon as he said this, everyone in the room burst out laughing, and they set their eyes on Agent Zero, because in their minds, Zero was the one with the best marksmanship.
And now someone actually said in front of him that he was the best in the world in marksmanship, and it was the first time I had seen such an interesting thing.
Zero laughed too, and was about to say something when Stryker spoke again:
"Gentlemen, don't worry, in addition to thinking that he is the best in the world in marksmanship, Bruce also knows Chinese kung fu, and he thinks that his fighting skills are also unparalleled in the world, so I informed you to come and meet this strong man!"
Stryker's words were sneering, obviously not believing what Huang Shaohong said, thinking that he was a person who could only rely on his mouth, such a person disgusted him, and he didn't even intend to give Packard face.
Spotted pursed his lips disdainfully: "Huaxia Kung Fu? Is Bruce Lee the kind? โ
'Ghost' John Warris, holding his arms, asked, "He's also a mutant?" โ
Stryker shook his head with a smile: "No, blood has been collected to confirm that he is just an ordinary human!" โ
The 'ghost' nodded, and then disappeared in front of everyone's eyes in an instant, and at the same time he appeared behind Huang Shaohong, a hand already on the latter's shoulder, and chuckled:
"Hey man, I think you're talking a little too much!"
Huang Shaohong also smiled: "Then you have to try to know!" "His body didn't even move when he spoke, but a dark energy poured out of his shoulder, directly shaking the 'ghost' out.
The 'ghost' was in mid-air, and when he was about to fall to the ground, his body flashed, disappeared, teleported to his original position, rubbed his hands, and asked Stryker in surprise:
"Sir, are you sure he's not a mutant?"
Stryker was also a little surprised, but he said with great certainty: "Absolutely not!" โ
After he finished speaking, he glanced at Victor, the saber-toothed tiger understood, opened his ten fingers, and ten sharp nails appeared again, and smiled at Huang Shaohong:
"Bruce, the test begins!"
Victor said like a feline, on all fours, and with a sharp swoop, he rushed towards Huang Shaohong.
His ten fingers like tiger claws can be broken even if the masonry can be crushed, and the steel can also scratch marks, if this is caught on a person, it can directly catch a person to death, and even directly pull out the heart.
Huang Shaohong pretended to be clumsy and retreated again and again, and when he saw that Victor was about to grab him in the chest, he stumbled under his feet and fell directly to the ground, just avoiding the saber-toothed tiger's flutter.
Victor missed, grabbed the ground with five fingers to stop the rushing body, turned back, and grabbed Huang Shaohong's neck with his right hand on the ground.
Huang Shaohong rolled on the spot, rolled out a few meters and then half-squatted up, he heard a muffled sound of 'bang', and saw that Victor had grabbed five paw prints on the ground.
He pretended to be angry and said angrily, "Victor, you want to kill me? โ
Victor smiled fiercely and pounced again, Huang Shaohong turned his head and ran, he swayed left and right, narrowly avoiding several pounces from the saber-toothed tiger, causing the other mutant team members to laugh.
Deadpool said even more seriously: "Tom and Jerry, Victor, this little kitten, is so stupid to catch mice, he should have promised me to help him get his manicure, anyway, it's useless for him to keep it......"
Huang Shaohong ran and shouted at Stryker: "Sir, he wants to kill me, so can I kill him?" โ
Of course, Stryker wouldn't let the person recommended by his old friend die, but just let the saber-toothed tiger scare him, and when he heard Huang Shaohong say this, he didn't think much about it, and said with mockery:
"As long as you can do it!"
"Roger!"
Huang Shaohong suddenly stopped, just as Victor had already killed him in the back of the heart, and he took it out of his back heart, in fact, the saber-toothed tiger wanted to take this opportunity to kill him, so as to take revenge on 'Packard' for pulling him to shoot the target.
So Victor's grasp is a dead hand, he wants to take out Huang Shaohong's heart and crush it!
As soon as Stryker was about to open his mouth to stop it, he saw Huang Shaohong dodge the saber-toothed tiger's killing blow with a dodge.
When Victor swept past him, Huang Shaohong stretched out his hands and grabbed the head of the saber-toothed tiger in mid-air, and then twisted it violently.
His movements seemed to be slow and fast, full of the beauty of martial arts, so that everyone could see clearly, but no one had a chance to stop it, even Victor, who had the instinct of a beast, could only watch it happen.
'Click'
An extremely crisp sound sounded in the training ground, and Victor fell to the ground with a bang, motionless.
At this moment, even Wade, who was chattering, stopped talking and grew his mouth in surprise.
"You're dead!"
A resentful voice brought the shocked people back to their senses en masse, and it was Victor who spoke.
The self-healing factor in his body allowed him to break free from death, and the broken neck bone began to heal, and at this time, the ten fingers had slowly moved, and his face was full of resentful expressions.
Although it is still lying on the ground, I believe that after a few seconds or ten seconds, this thing will get up again and launch a more crazy attack.
"Are you so awesome?"
Huang Shaohong walked over and kicked him on Victor's back, then leaned down and twisted again, and there was a crisp 'click'.
"I'll kill you!"
"Click!"
"Wait for death!"
"Click!"
"It's useless!"
"Click!"
"You can't kill me, and I ....."
"Click!"
Huang Shaohong clicked the saber-toothed tiger sixteen times in one minute.
In the end, when Stryker was about to open his mouth to end this unexpected farce, Huang Shaohong once again 'clicked' Victor.
And this time he didn't stop there, but grabbed the saber-toothed tiger's head and turned 720 degrees.
Huang Shaohong directly unscrewed Victor's head, and then threw it into the distance, making a muffled sound of 'bang'.
Everyone swallowed their saliva involuntarily, it was so cruel!
Deadpool said directly: "Hey, man, well done, I wanted to kill him for a long time, you did what I wanted to do but didn't do, but you probably can't do it, maybe you can do it, we will be our own people in the future......"
"Wade, shut up!"
Stryker yelled at the chatter again, and then said to the Spectre, "Check it out!" โ
The ghost instantly moved to the position of Victor's head, and then lifted the other party's head, at this time, Victor's eyes suddenly opened and said, "Fake...... Save me! โ
This sudden scene startled the ghost, and as soon as he let go of his hand, Victor's head fell to the ground.
Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand towards Deadpool and said, "Talker, lend me your knife, I don't think he will die!" โ
Wade was about to hand the knife over, but Stryker hurriedly stopped, "Okay, it's just a test!" โ
At this time, the ghost had already picked up the saber-toothed tiger's head again, teleported to his headless corpse, and directly pressed the broken wound, and the wound began to heal instantly, and after a while, Victor stood up again.
After the saber-toothed tiger is resurrected, he will come over again and fight hard, Huang Shaohong hooked his fingers: "Let the horse come, believe it or not, you can't be resurrected this time?" โ
Stryker immediately opened his mouth to stop the saber-toothed tiger, who stood aside with a resentful expression.
When Stryker faced Huang Shaohong again, he had changed from cynicism to pleasantness: "This is Chinese kung fu?" โ
Huang Shaohong replied to this question without giving in: "Of course, it's not that I look down on other fighting skills, but in front of Huaxia Kung Fu, all fighting skills are rubbish!" โ
"Oh, no, no, you know I'm actually pretty good with a knife......"
Wade's talkative mouth came out again to brush his sense of existence, and he was glared at by Stryker, and quickly shut up, but he still squeezed his eyebrows at Huang Shaohong.
Huang Shaohong smiled at him: "Have time to learn!" โ
Stryker turned around and asked expectantly, "Then what you said about your marksmanship is also true?" โ
Huang Shaohong nodded lightly: "Of course, there can't be anyone in the world who is better at marksmanship than me!" โ
Agent Zero snorted coldly behind Stryker, and he thought so too.
Stryker smiled, "Then try again!" โ
He pointed at Agent Zero, "This is my best marksman, how about you guys?" โ
Huang Shaohong glanced at Agent Zero: "I'm afraid of killing him!" โ
Zero raised an eyebrow: "You can try!" โ