Chapter 653: Puns
Now is the time!
The blue arc in Leon's hand flashed, and the main gun removed from the Sentor tank opened fire violently,
Flames and smoke erupted from the barrels, and high-explosive shells slashed through the air, almost grazing the edges of the fire tornadoes, and blasted into the flatbed trucks.
"Huh?"
Caiwen, who kept swaying back and forth like a boxer, locked the direction of the cannonball with lightning and stone fire, stretched out his cabbage palm to pick up a cabbage from the cabbage pitcher behind him, held it in his hand, and threw it violently!
The cabbage is much lighter than the watermelon cannonball, but the explosion damage is only slightly inferior to the latter.
Under the precise throw of Cai Wen, the cabbage hit the high-explosive shell like a high-speed lead ball.
Rumble!
The two collided and exploded in an instant.
Leaves flying sideways, metal fragments scattered, and the Caiwen standing in front of the car danced his fist tightly and perfectly sheltered the vehicle under him from shrapnel.
Even, this Chinese cabbage is perfect with boxing,
He still had the strength to turn around and use his front teeth to catch a poisonous crossbow arrow shot from a treacherous angle, spitting the arrow fired by the Assassin Ezio Auditore da Firenze to the ground with a "phew".
The expression on the vegetable's face clearly conveys "That's it?" Disdain.
I actually... Despised by a cabbage...
Ezio Auditore's heart welled up with a strange feeling of loss, shame, and embarrassment,
This feels like ten years of hard study, full of confidence to go to the college entrance examination room, only to find that the same stage is competing with Zenith high school students with IQ of more than 300.
"There is a limit to human ability..."
Ezio Auditore's eyes were hollow, and he muttered, "If you want to survive in this world, you can only surpass humans..."
No one cared about the mental activity of this Italian brother named the Assassin Writing Berserker, and everyone's attention was focused on the barrel of Stryker's chariot.
Boom Boom!
The gun poured ammunition, and the remaining five high-explosive shells in the magazine flew off the barrel.
The crisis of life and death is imminent, and Dave, who has always been crazy, seems to have a trace of clarity in his eyes.
He shook the burlap fertilizer bag, took out the last energy bean from it, and slapped it heavily on Cai Wen's back.
"Ah, oil goud, Malaysia!"
With Dave's inexplicable roar, Caiwen's figure swelled again,
The green fist shadow that shattered everything appeared in the track again,
Whether it's the artillery shells coming from the front, or the sneak attack from other convoys in the rear,
None of them can penetrate this layer of fist wind barrier.
But.
Caiwen's smug smile suddenly froze, and the cabbage suddenly found that when it was about to hit the last high-explosive bomb,
The cannon, which deviated from its trajectory for no reason, fell like a straight line in an abrupt sliding line, tumbling and falling to the ground.
"That's it!"
The pupils of the shooting pill shrank, and with the vision of the Raven Tengu beyond ordinary people, he clearly saw that the last high-explosive projectile was abnormal.
There are many translucent silk threads stuck to the outside of the shell,
The metal casing at the bottom of the shell was gone, and the charge inside was hollowed out, replaced by a medium-sized insect with a bloated body and a sac filled with acid on its back.
I see
Shooting Pill Wen knew it in his heart,
The GTA5 npc released several strange-shaped insects before,
All the insects arrive at the front of the track in advance, where a net is woven with transparent silk threads.
When the vehicle and the first few shells passed, the transparent mesh was lifted upwards,
When the last cannonball with a special insect passes by, the transparent net pulls down again, intercepting the cannonball and dragging it to the ground, just so that the cannonball is under Crazy Dave's car.
At the same time, it is also a dead spot for xenomorph attacks.
Bang!
The Poison Blaster worm burst instantly, and the strong acid liquid and shrapnel poured on the bottom of the flatbed truck, melting most of the chassis in an instant.
The three alien little green men in the cab of the truck only felt a shock to the body, and they screamed and turned the steering wheel, trying to stabilize the vehicle.
Unfortunately, these attempts were in vain,
After the acid corroded to the fuel tank and caused the oil to leak completely, the staggering flatbed truck slowed down all the way and finally crashed headfirst into the street light pole.
The four drivers in the car were left shouting in strange language, as if they were making encrypted calls.
It worked.
The system prompt rings in the ear,
Leon on the roof of Stryker's chariot exhales a breath of turbidity and unleashes his divine power, recalling the bees.
"How did you do that..."
As soon as the bewildered witch wanted to ask a question, she realized that she was suspected of spying on her companion's information, and closed her mouth.
"It's bugs, I added bugs."
"The world is made up entirely of data, so you can target bugs (bugs, computer bugs)," Leon explains. ”
“...”
The witch was silent for a moment, but she couldn't help but open her mouth and complain: "No, your English pun is too cold, right?" ”
"Is there one? It's okay. ”
Li Ang grinned, "I read a book called "How to Chat with the Opposite Sex" before, and it says that adding some subtle puns when chatting can ease the awkward atmosphere.
Create jokes that make people laugh so much that they are incontinent. ”
???
I'd like to hear what kind of joke can make people laugh until they are incontinent.
The witch couldn't spit it out, but looking at the sunset molten gold in the passenger seat, she nodded, "Oh, I seem to have read that book, and there is a detailed tutorial in it to teach you how to attract the attention of the opposite sex."
For example, when you see each other posting a selfie in the circle of friends, you reply, 'Is this you?' ’
When I saw a travel photo, I replied to the "network map, right?" ’
When you see a picture of the shoes, you reply 'fake?' ’
When I saw the hotel photo, I replied, 'Are you dating again?' ’
When you see the music being shared, you reply, 'Follow the trend?' ’
When I saw the daily life, I replied, 'That's it?' ’
When I saw a hint that I wanted to fall in love, I replied, 'Mouth hi monster?' ’
When you see the night coming, you reply, 'Don't you feel embarrassed?' ’
In the long run, all the opposite sex in the circle of friends will pay special attention to you.
Not... I wanted to try that too, but I don't have many girls in my circle of friends.
It's either a micro-business advertising machine, or a tea girl..."
???
I think it's more normal to squirt angrily and then delete friends! Are you two watching "How to Chat with the Opposite Sex" or "How to Anger the Opposite Sex and Make Him a Sworn Enemy"!
The corners of the witch's mouth twitched, and she decisively chose not to continue dwelling on this topic.
Stryker's vehicle drove all the way onto a narrow and steep roller coaster section, picking up props such as banana peels, red mushrooms, and green turtle shells.
However, given that they had just destroyed the vehicle of the dark horse Crazy Dave, not many teams dared to drive alongside them for a while.
It was a smooth ride down the roller coaster section.