"Addison, you're really good, you're playing with the dead hand, aren't you?" Huang Shaohong wore a neck guard around his neck, leaning on the sofa of Ma Xiaojia's house, his face was full of grief and anger, but his body did not dare to make much movement.

After the baptism of 'naked stranding' and 'guillotine', although Xiao Huang's cervical vertebrae were not broken, he was diagnosed by the doctor as a neck muscle strain, and the neck guard could not be taken off within three days, and his movement was greatly restricted.

Addison sat opposite him, holding an apple in one hand and a TV remote control in the other hand to change the channel, hearing Xiao Huang's words, he didn't turn his face away, and said casually: "You just steal the fun, I used three points of strength!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, his expression immediately changed, and he turned into a feminine appearance and smiled: "Huang Shaohong, you are really cowardly, that body is mine, I didn't say anything, you are a big man!" ”

Huang Shaohong knew that this was Ma Xiao, a reporter who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, came out to see the joke, and pouted and said: "You don't feel pain in your feelings now!" ”

Ma Xiaohaha smiled and pointed at her current body with her backhand: "You can also beat him, you don't have to look at my face to beat him to death!" ”

Huang Shaohong rolled his eyes: "He is a professional boxer who can defeat the boxing champion Wu Liang!" ”

"Phew! Just like him, can he compare with my Wu Liang? After Ma Xiao said this, Addison blew up directly.

"Hey, what's wrong with Wu Liang, who said I can't beat Wu Liang, this time UFK, you see if I beat him!"

Speaking of which, it is a little empty in the back, after all, neither Addison nor Ma Xiao now knows that Addison has won the game three years ago.

Huang Shaohong looked at Addison's weak heart, and smiled: "Addison, I believe you can defeat Wu Liang, and when you go back and lend me some money, I will crush you!" ”

"Have a vision, when I come back to the game, you will buy me to win, and I will ensure that you will make a lot of money!" Seeing that someone was supporting him, Addison patted his chest proudly.

As soon as his voice fell, he was controlled by Ma Xiao again: "The surname is Huang, are you sorry, is it interesting to talk nonsense with your eyes open?" ”

Ma Xiao turned his index finger over and pointed at himself: "You take a closer look at this unlucky appearance, and he won Wu Liang, how do I think he is not worthy of lifting shoes for Wu Liang!" ”

After Ma Xiao finished speaking, he pointed at Huang Shaohong and said: "You are a coward, make people scared, open your eyes and talk nonsense!" ”

Huang Shaohong stiffened his neck and said, "Don't take a bite and coerce, I'll be afraid of him?" ”

"Addison beat you so badly today, if you are not afraid, there is a kind of revenge on him! If you don't come back with revenge, you are not a man, and the old lady looks down on you! ”

Ma Xiaostinky fart also leaned forward and said, "Come on...... Just hit this in the face! ”

"I ......" Huang Shaohong felt that this woman was really afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he immediately turned around: "You don't see that my neck is incapacitated, wait for me to get better......"

Addison stood up and said with a smile: "Don't be embarrassed for him, how dare he dare to beat me, go take a bath!" With that, he went to the bathroom.

Halfway through, he turned his head, and said in Ma Xiao's tone again: "Look down on you!" ”

Huang Shaohong is so angry, he knows that it is because he said that Addison can defeat Wu Liang stimulated Ma Xiao, this chick is really retribution!

He is also a teenager, and he hit the fire and said: "You wait for me to be fine, see if I retaliate against him!" ”

Ma Xiao 'cut' and said: "I'll wait, you will do it as soon as possible!" ”

As for Addison, he didn't believe that Huang Shaohong's physique could threaten him at all, so he strode directly into the bathroom, and after a while, his mother's voice came: "You stinky and shameless, take off your clothes in front of me!" ”

Immediately after that, the same voice was again, but the tone changed to masculine: "Your family is bathing and dressing!" ”

A helpless expression flashed on Huang Shaohong's face, and he sighed: "I think I'm a promising young man, but now I've become a chick, and I stay with a schizophrenic tree demon grandma all day long, and I'll be crazy sooner or later!" ”

Carefully get up and take the remote control, switch the sports channel, and watch the NBA game.

Huang Shaohong didn't bother to pay attention to it, watching the game with relish, thinking that if he didn't open the door, the other party would knock for a while and leave, but he didn't want the one who knocked on the door to be stubborn, and the knock was not over.

Ma Xiao shouted in the bathroom: "You are dead, you won't see who it is!" ”

"You dead shemale, no one treats you as a mute if you don't speak!" Huang Shaohong stiffened his neck, stood up carefully, and then walked to the door and opened the door, only to see a bearded man in a straight suit standing in front of the door with blue flowers in his hand.

"Hey, you're not that ......" Huang Shaohong saw the other party and immediately recognized this person as Deputy Director Diao of Ma Xiao's unit who pursued her.

"It's me......" When this thing saw Huang Shaohong, he immediately showed a lewd smile, squeezed it directly without being asked, and put the flowers aside.

Huang Shaohong stretched out his hand and pushed: "Alas, who is here, it's not very convenient for me to twist my neck in the past two days, so I won't entertain you, what is there to go back to the unit!" ”

Deputy Director Diao obviously also saw the neck guard on his neck, and hurriedly posted it with a concerned look: "Who are the two of us, why are you entertaining me, come and let's sit on the sofa and say, it's not convenient for you to stand with your neck!" ”

As he spoke, he squeezed in and closed the door with his hand, and helped Xiao Huang to the sofa without saying anything.

"Eh, ......" Huang Shaohong wanted to struggle, but his neck didn't use any strength at all, and he was directly pressed on the sofa by the other party.

"You let go of me!"

"Listen to me, little!"

In the process of tearing, the two inevitably had physical contact, and Deputy Director Diao's breathing gradually became rapid and heavy: "Xiaoxiao...... You knew I liked you, so you followed me! ”

After speaking, he pressed Huang Shaohong's two arms with both hands, pouted his big mouth and slammed towards him.

"Stop...... If you want to do that, I'll call it! ”

Deputy Director Diao was stunned, and then immediately laughed: "Naughty, tell me the movie lines, okay, do I want to say it now, you call it, if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you!" ”

After saying that, he immediately pouted again and pressed down!

"Holy...... You're a beast...... Help me! Huang Shaohong wanted to cry, what was going on, while struggling desperately, he shouted in his mouth: "Ma Xiao, if you don't come out again, Lao Tzu will be like that!" ”

Addison and Ma Xiao in the bathroom also felt wrong, and they were about to rush out, but they didn't expect that at this time, the knock on the door rang again, and at the same time, someone shouted: "Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao, I'm Ah Liang!" ”

In an instant, Deputy Director Diao on the sofa and Addison in the bathroom were suffocated at the same time, the former immediately let go of Huang Shaohong's hand nervously, and the latter dispelled the idea of rushing out, and quickly put clothes on himself, trying to find a place to hide.

Huang Shaohong saw that there was a savior, glared at Deputy Director Diao fiercely, and gritted his teeth and said, "It seems to be my boyfriend outside this body...... Champ! ”

Deputy Director Diao didn't care what he meant by saying 'my body', his attention was on the word 'boxing king', of course he knew that Ma Xiao's boyfriend was a boxing champion, for fear that the other party would beat him to death, so he bowed with both hands: "Please, grandma, don't say I'm here!" ”

After saying that, he looked around in a panic, ran to the closet, opened the door and hid.

Huang Shaohong also remembered at this moment, isn't this the funny plot in the movie that broke the 'JIAN' love, and sure enough, anything funny on himself became not funny.

I almost made people rude in a comedy movie, who can believe it!

"Xiaoxiao, open the door!" Wu Liang, the boxing champion outside, was still knocking on the door.

Huang Shaohong was thinking about whether he could open it, and saw that the bathroom door opened a crack, and Ma Xiao said motherly with Addison's body: "The light is on in the room, he knows that you are at home, hurry up and open the door!" ”

When he spoke, Deputy Director Diao in the wardrobe was startled, and then he knew that there were still people in the room!

Huang Shaohong twisted his neck again just now, rubbed his neck and stood up, and spread his hands towards Ma Xiao: "What are you talking about when you open the door?" ”

"Just say a few words and send him away!" After he finished speaking, he waved his hand and asked Huang Shaohong to hurry up, and then closed the bathroom door gently.

Xiao Huang walked over depressedly and opened the door, and Wu Liangyou asked in surprise: "Xiaoxiao, why did it take so long to open the door!" ”

Huang Shaohong pointed to his neck and said angrily: "You are blind, don't you see that it is inconvenient to twist your neck!" ”

Being scolded by him like this, Wu Liang's expression froze, and a trace of annoyance flashed in his eyes, but he was quickly suppressed by him, and complained with a concerned expression: "I haven't looked at you for two days, and you have injured yourself, come and sit down quickly!" ”

Saying that, he naturally walked into the room and closed the door, so that Huang Shaohong's words of sending off the guests were held back.

Xiao Huang had no choice, so he sat on the sofa again with Wu Liang, thinking that he would get him away with a few words.

As soon as Wu Liang sat down, he asked about Xiao Huang's neck, and Huang Shaohong laughed dryly: "I accidentally twisted it!" ”

"You said it earlier, we have the best experience in practicing boxing for this kind of small sprain, come and I'll help you rub it!" After Wu Liang finished speaking, he didn't care whether Huang Shaohong agreed or not, and directly leaned over to take off his neck guard.

"No, I really don't!" Xiao Huang refused again and again, but Wu Liang was fast, so he took off the neck guard directly, and a pair of big hands had already pressed on his neck.

Not to mention, Wu Liang really had two massages, and after rubbing it a few times, Huang Shaohong's aching neck immediately soothed a lot because of the tearing just now.

He simply let Wu Liang rub it, anyway, it's not good for someone to massage!

Wu Liang was chatting with him while pressing, Huang Shaohong hummed and coped, and suddenly he felt that the other party's palm became gentle, and slowly slid down against his neck.

Frightened him, he directly pressed the palm of the other party's hand that had been moved to his collarbone, and exclaimed, "What are you going to do?" ”

Wu Liang smiled dryly: "Xiaoxiao, we haven't had anything like that for a long time, I miss you!" As he spoke, he slowly pasted it up.

"Roll the calves!" Huang Shaohong was really furious, and he hurriedly wanted to stand up, but unexpectedly, Wu Liang's two big hands directly grabbed his two arms and pressed him on the sofa.

Huang Shaohong said loudly: "Stop...... If you want to do that, I'll call it! ”

Wu Liang said with a smile: "This movie line is too familiar, should I say, you are called, if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you!" ”

"Beast, you!"

While the two of them were tearing up, Addison gloated in the bathroom: "Shouldn't we be a hero to save 'Beauty', and your fiancé will do it later!" ”

Ma Xiaozheng in Addison's body was in a lot of entanglement, it was hard to explain if he wanted to rush out, so that Wu Liang saw Addison taking a bath at his girlfriend's house, and he couldn't tell it with a hundred mouths, hesitated for a moment, and said: "If it doesn't work, let him do it, it's my body ...... anyway."