Chapter 0605 - This Family Is All Monsters! ⊙0⊙

"Amitabha!"

"Anne's little benefactor has finally returned safely? That's good, that's good......"

At noon the next day, when he met a little girl who was eating steamed crucian carp and hairy crabs in a small shop by the West Lake, he took a few steps forward with a smile, stood straight in front of the little girl's table, and loudly pronounced the Buddha's name.

The night before yesterday, the Li Gongfu couple had also killed Jinshan Temple in a menacing manner, wanting him Fahai to hand over this little girl who didn't know where to go to play crazy, at that time he was so good at talking that he reluctantly persuaded the other party to leave.

Looking at it now, things are really as he Fahai thought, this little girl is back by herself, and the other party's skills are not bad, and they don't need to worry about it at all.

“……”

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"Fahai big bald head, you have been sneaking around my house for the past two days, what the hell do you want to do?!"

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Anne had noticed it a long time ago, in the past two days, especially after the arrival of the group of shameless guys who ran to her house to eat for some reason yesterday, these thieves and monks of Jinshan Temple didn't know why, and wandered around her house all day long.

Just like today's Fahai, the other party obviously came to her on purpose, and wanted to pretend that she accidentally bumped into her, did she really think that she Queen Anne was a fool?

It's just that the other party doesn't seem to have done anything bad, so she doesn't want to pay attention to it.

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"Little benefactor Anne, you misunderstood, the old man is not sneaky."

Regarding the discovery of the group of scripture learners appearing in the house of Li Gongfu and his wife, that is, this little girl, Fahai did not intend to say much to the other party, besides, as he just said, they were not sneaky, they just wanted to provide protection?

However, after discovering that the force value of those men was not low at all, they had already evacuated most of the warrior monks and the masters who provided protection in time, leaving only a minimum of peripheral observers.

"Hey, whatever you say is what you say, I don't want to care about you......"

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Little Anne was a little embarrassed and couldn't lift her spirits.

Today, the monks who stared at the big bald head and thief brain were indeed almost gone, and neither Anne nor Tibbs sensed the other party's malice, so she didn't bother to bother with this matter.

"Hey! Fahai big bald head, do you want to eat some of these steamed fish and big crabs? They're delicious! ”

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Little Anne pointed to the steamed fish and crabs on her table and said to the great monk.

They were delicious, fresh and cheap, and a small bunch of copper coins could make a belly round, and this was her second time here. Although they don't have too many seasonings, just the fish, shrimp and crabs caught from the West Lake are steamed directly on the steamer, but the steamed fish meat is very tender and sweet, and the crabs are also very fat.

"Amitabha!"

"Lao Wei is a monk, he does not commit murder, and he does not eat meat!"

Hearing that the other party actually let him eat meat, Fahai quickly shook his head and refused the other party's kindness.

If it was that kind of fruit, then he would certainly not be polite, but ...... Now the steamed white lake fish and the red crabs, he is not sensitive. They are Buddhists, and it is the most basic requirement not to kill or eat meat, and he Fahai will definitely not break the vows easily.

"However, they are not fishy at all, and they are all cooked, and you didn't kill them, why don't you dare to eat them?"

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"They're really delicious, why don't you eat one?"

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In fact, Anne felt that the taboos of these monks were not justified at all!

Because, the rice, noodles, fruits and vegetables, and beans that the other party eats on weekdays all have insect eggs, and they are actually killing and eating meat all the time, and the other party just pretends not to eat meat, just pretending! Moreover, Anne also felt that their kind of non-eating meat or anything was really not good for cultivation at all!

Think about it, when they don't eat well and can't keep up with nutrition, how can they have other minds to do other things?

"Amitabha!"

"The monks don't eat meat, and the little donor's kindness is appreciated."

If you don't eat, you don't eat, where is there so much truth? Anyway, no matter what this little guy said today, if he wants him to break his precept and eat meat and fish, don't even think about it.

"However, the monks who came to my house in the past two days, they all ate meat......

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The guys who came to their house in groups to eat and rub their lives are the ones called Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk, they eat more wine and meat than anyone else, if it weren't for her gold to buy a lot of delicious things, I'm afraid they wouldn't be able to support those guys.

"This ......"

"Amitabha, don't dare to comment on this matter! Because everyone has their own fate, and everyone has their own way of practice, you can't force it. ”

Regarding the matter of those few people who learned the scriptures, although Fahai didn't know why they suddenly gathered here in Qiantang County five hundred years later, they ...... Those monsters who are not considered serious monks, they are obviously not something that can be managed by other laws, and they dare not take care of it.

"Oh......"

(??????)

Anne is out of line, this kind of old man is the most annoying, no matter what he says, the other party is reasonable, even if he ignores it, he can pull out a bunch of big truths.

"Little benefactor Anne, looking at the gloomy look on your face, it seems that something is tangled in something?"

Fahai sat down indifferently on the opposite side of the little girl's table, ignoring the temptation of the delicious lake on the table, and asked the little girl with some curiosity.

"Of course!"

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"There were a lot of people living in my house yesterday, they all came to eat, and they didn't work all day, so they knew that they were eating, drinking, and having fun, and they really hated it!"

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Although Anne herself doesn't work all day, she is a child, and adults should work! But those people are good, they don't plan to leave after eating and drinking for nothing?

That's a group of fairies and monsters, how can they be more shameless than her?

Wait a minute......

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Looks like I accidentally said something wrong?!

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

"Little benefactor Anne, isn't it good to be more lively?"

Fahai doesn't understand a little, if there are a lot of people, the house must be lively, that kind of thing should be very good for a child, right?

Of course, now Fahai is more concerned about the reincarnated baby of the golden cicada and those people who learn the scriptures! After intense discussions, they came to the conclusion that it was best not to alarm the other party, so that he and his family could settle down here in Qiantang County with peace of mind, and then take over Buddhism until the other party grew up. Therefore, now that he hears that this little girl is unhappy in her heart, he Fahai must have asked about it.

Although that matter was in the hands of Elder Fa Ming, it was understandable for him to take advantage of the situation and interfere now.

"How many people are good!"

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"But among those people, there is a fairy, two female goblins, two thieves, a pig demon and a thief monk, plus a little kid who can only cry, it's a little bit less fun, it's really too noisy......"

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Especially that little kid, who knows how to cry and cry all day long, if Anne hadn't hid quickly in the morning, she almost spilled her urine! Don't those guys know that there's something called diapers?

“!!”

"Amitabha!!"

"Little benefactor Anne, if there are really monsters, as long as they dare to do evil, the old man is willing to accept them for you!"

He, Fahai, an old Zen master, is his specialty in collecting monsters, so he has to express himself.

Although he himself knows what the details of those monsters in the other party's house are, and he also knows that those monsters are definitely not something that he Fahai can subdue, and he doesn't dare to collect them, but it's okay to talk about it casually here, anyway, he doesn't believe that those guys will run out to do evil.

"You?"

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"You can't do it, you can't beat them with a big bald head, even if you have eaten a peach, the strength is the same now that it is rising very quickly! You may not know that if they join forces, that very powerful Bull Demon King will be beaten away by them! ”

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That's the strength of this Fahai, their caster profession looks so-so, and it seems that they also have physical skills, both physical and mental, but the overall strength is a little average, and they definitely can't beat Zixia's big sister!

“!!”

"Wait, little benefactor Anne, you were talking about Peach? Could it be .......?"

His brow furrowed, and after thinking for a moment, Fahai suddenly seemed to realize that something was not very good.

"The ones you ate that day are peaches!"

"You may not believe it, when I went home yesterday morning, those two door gods Shu Huang jumped out and wanted to catch me to their heavenly court to see the Holy Mother, but they were too useless and not strong, so I beat them away, and I don't know when they will come next?!"

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Yes, now Anne is very irritable, and there are many things, and she simply says it all.

She had a hunch that those villains, as well as those weirdos who wanted to catch themselves and go to Heavenly Court, would definitely appear, but she wasn't afraid of them, she just waited on this earth to see when they would come back?

“…….”

"Ann and Anne's little donor......"

"The two peaches you gave Lao Wei to eat a few days ago are really the peaches from the Heavenly Court Peach Garden? But, didn't you say that it was picked up on a very high mountain?! ”

Fahai suddenly felt a little frightened, originally he had been naïve to think that it was just a certain amazing spirit fruit! But how can you think that it is really the peach of heaven?

No wonder, no wonder they contain so much spiritual power, just two of them, they almost made themselves a Buddha on the spot!

"That's right!"

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Those peaches were originally picked on the mountain of a very high garden in the Heavenly Court, and she didn't lie! That peach orchard was originally in a very high heaven.

"The ......"

"Ann, Anne little donor, how many have you picked in total?!"

Obviously, the peach of the heavenly court will never flow out casually, at least he Fahai except for listening to what his master said, and the other party has eaten it at the feast called the peach banquet, it is absolutely impossible for him to spread to the human realm in normal times! Therefore, the origin of those peaches in this little girl's hand is obvious!

Definitely not stolen or robbed!

Of course, Fahai thinks that the former is more likely? However, this little girl is also capable, even the Heavenly Court Pan Taoyuan is heavily guarded, there are all kinds of organs, and even places where there are all kinds of formation prohibitions can steal fruits, and there is no one.

"There's not much, I've picked up all the best!"

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Yes, those that have been ripe for nine thousand years, and have grown enough to eat, have all been picked by Anne, and only some flower bones and some newly grown green peaches are left on those trees.

“……”

"Amitabha, the old man doesn't know anything, and he hasn't eaten anything!"

I can't say, he's really going to talk once!

After all, this matter is too serious, and he, Fahai, a little monk, really can't afford it, and he doesn't dare to cause trouble!

However, this little girl is really capable, not counting stealing peaches, she even beat away the gods sent by Heavenly Court, what kind of trouble is this?

It seems that in the future, he Fahai will have to stay a little farther away from the other party, so as not to suffer from the pond fish?

"What are you anxious about!"

"I picked the peaches, and if you want to find them, you must find me first, so don't worry!!"

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"Forget it, I won't tell you, I'm going back!"

Little Anne, who had eaten and drunk enough to eat much, jumped down from the bench, slapped a string of copper coins on the table, and then ran in the direction of the house.

“……”

"Amitabha!!"

Fahai suddenly felt that staying in Qiantang County didn't seem to be a good choice, and he had been out for a long time, so it was time to go back to Xiangguo Temple?

Yes, it does!

Fahai decided, tomorrow he will go to say goodbye to Elder Fa Ming, and return to his Xiangguo Temple as soon as possible, away from this vortex is the best choice. As for the little benefactor of Anne, I can only hope that she has her own natural appearance and turns evil into good fortune as soon as possible?

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"Tsk! That's great! ”

"Thirty Niang, this child in your family is really well-behaved, but a good child, isn't it a little bad to call him a name like Sanzang?"

Xu Jiaorong, who has never given birth, really likes this son of the spring thirty mother's family very much, but she can't understand the other party's name!

In this world, who parent would give their son such a legal name? Isn't this a heartless desire to drive his son to an empty place?

"Alas......"

"There's no way around it, it's his destiny, and I'm still having a headache!"

His son is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and he will definitely take the Western Scripture in the future, this kind of thing, what should she do if she is thirty years old, and what can she do?

Her arms can't reach her thighs, she is just a small thousand-year-old spider spirit, and she also learned some things about Buddhism from the mouths of the other two scripture learners, so her son's affairs seem to be really destined and can't be changed.

“??”

"Why is that, did someone tell him his fortune? Then I want to tell you well, those fortune tellers are all liars, just like the old way in the west of the city, who will talk nonsense and fool people! ”

Xu Jiaorong was a little puzzled, so she opened her mouth and reminded Chun Thirty Niang who was holding the child. She thinks that such a good child can't be ruined by those liars!

"The reason why he is called Sanzang is because he is our master!!"

At this time, a fat guy who was half-lying on a chair with a big belly after eating suddenly came out and said such a headless sentence.

"He? Return your master?! ”

At this time, Xu Jiaorong was even more puzzled!

A little bit who has just been born for a few days, can only cry and drink milk, and return their master, isn't this a joke?

"Yes!"

"He's our master!!"

Monk Sha also came over and agreed with his second senior brother's statement.

“……”

"Father-in-law, how strange are these people......"

Xu Jiaorong, who was a little hesitant in her heart, turned her head and asked her husband Li Gongfu who was sitting next to her softly.

"It's weird, after a few days, I'll find them a new place to live, and they'll move out on their own!"

Of course, Li Gongfu also knew that these people were weird, but since the other party was a friend of the little guy, and he had come here from the Western Regions to join the other party, he couldn't drive people out, right? Anyway, there is no need for him Li Gongfu to pay for it, these guys have food and clothing, and that little aunt and grandmother have already covered it.

However, what Li Gongfu didn't know was that Xiao Annie didn't know these people too well, and she had only known each other for a few days, and the other party had flown directly from the Western Regions with a spell, which seemed to be a little different from the kind of thing he imagined?

"Move? I think it's good now, it's so lively, you don't have to move anymore, right? ”

Now that the Chinese New Year is approaching, Xu Jiaorong thinks it's good to have these people with her! Although some of them are very lazy, and some of them look very fierce, but the three little girls who are said to be masters and apprentices, she likes them a lot when she looks at them, and the other party drags her family and doesn't look like a bad person.

"If you don't move out sooner, they can eat my Li Gongfu poor!"

“……”

"Pure nonsense, don't think I don't know, little Anne gave you a lot of gold, tell me, where did you hide?!"

“!!”

"Oops! Don't mind, outsiders are watching here! ”

Seeing that his mother-in-law was planning to move his hands and feet, Li Gongfu hurriedly hid sideways to the side.

"Humph!"

"Now I think it's good, it's not that our family can't live in it, there are still empty houses, and it's good to have a little more people."

Anyway, Xu Jiaorong is very satisfied with the current lively home, and only in this way can it be regarded as a home! Like usual, a huge three-entry mansion, she is empty at home alone, and she doesn't even dare to go out to the toilet when she is alone at home at night, that feeling, not to mention how infiltrating it is!

Although there is a little guy now, but the other party runs out twice in three days, and she is not at home during the day, she has long had a grudge! Wouldn't it be better for the little girl's family to stay at home and learn some female workers or piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and teach her husband and children in the future?

"They're no ordinary people! You don't see, they all have the guys in their hands! ”

"The one called Zixia, that is indeed very watery, and he has a fairy spirit, he looks like a good person! But her two apprentices are not simple characters! The ferociousness of their bodies, every move is so tight that even I am afraid to look at it!! ”

"As for those two men, let's not talk about them, they must be either robbers or thieves!"

"As for the two thieves...... Forget it, let's not talk about them! It's a shame that they even dare to say the words 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart', and they are not afraid of being blamed by the Buddha?! ”

Who is Li Gongfu, he is the chief arrester of Qiantang County, who is in charge of public security and anti-theft, what kind of people and things have not been seen? Therefore, he doesn't need to check, just use his own eyes to touch the details of these people!

Of course, it doesn't matter who the other party is, anyway, just know that it's from the Western Regions, even if it's a strongman, as long as they don't make trouble in the city, they Qiantang County won't bother!

"Is it as outrageous as you say? I look at them all very good, they are all real people! ”

"Alas! It would be better if my younger brother Hanwen could also be at home, it's almost the New Year, and I don't know how he is doing in Suzhou? ”

As she spoke, Xu Jiaorong couldn't help but think of her younger brother Xu Xian Xu Hanwen, who was involved by fox spirits and was assigned to Suzhou for three years.

Now that the New Year is approaching, I don't know where the other party is going to celebrate the New Year, if I haven't eaten and clothed myself, will I be oppressed by those cell bosses who are in charge of the prisoners?

"Don't worry, he is now working as a doctor in the Jirentang in Suzhou, and with my brother taking care of him, his life is very good, and he can't afford to lose!!"

Seeing his mother-in-law pull out the brother-in-law who had just been assigned to Suzhou for a few days, Li Gongfu's head was a little big!

In his Li Gongfu's opinion, that Xu Xian was self-inflicted!

It's not good for that guy to find someone to be a mother-in-law, but he went to find a Baifu of unknown origin, and he was almost so involved that he lost his head, it's just a ghost who is obsessed with lust and lost his soul, so he should suffer in Suzhou for a few years, otherwise, that guy really thinks that this world is so simple?

"I don't know if Hanwen is short of clothes now, can I have a good meal during the New Year?"

Looking at the female work in her hands, Xu Jiaorong couldn't help but worry about her younger brother!

Originally, when she heard that the other party was married, she was happy for a while, but who would have thought that Bai Suzhen was not a good girl, and her younger brother was so tired that she almost ......

"Alright, alright!"

"If you want to go, I'll accompany you to Suzhou after the Chinese New Year, what's worth it?"

Now that Li Gongfu has money, it would be great to find a comfortable carriage and let the family travel all the way to Suzhou!

Or, they can also directly charter a big boat from Hangzhou to Suzhou through the canal, in that case, I am afraid it will be more comfortable, convenient and fast?

"You talk counts?"

Hearing that her husband agreed to take her to Suzhou, Xu Jiaorong's eyes lit up.

“…..”

"Count, count!!"

Seeing that his mother-in-law turned out to have such an expression, Li Gongfu was a little annoyed in his heart, so he could only reluctantly respond.

“!!”

"Zhu Bajie! What do you want to do when you come in with me?! ”

When Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu were whispering on the side, suddenly, a woman's sharp voice would attract almost everyone in the hall.

It turned out that it was Chun Thirty Niang who was holding a little baby, and the fat man Zhu Bajie who was following behind the other party with a fat head and big ears? Of course, because 'Zhu' and 'pig' are homophonic, Li Gongfu and his wife have always thought that the other party is surnamed Zhu.

"Of course, it's the master who protects my family......"

Zhu Bajie said as a matter of course, he was really afraid that this goblin would eat their master in one bite, after all, the other party had been shouting all day long, 'You can live forever with one bite' or something, he had to be on guard.

“!!”

"I'm going to breastfeed my son, you get out of here right now!!"

Before entering the side hall, Chun Thirty Niang gave a frosty warning before slamming the wooden door shut.

"Oh ......"

Definitely, this moment, Zhu Bajie, who offended the master and his mother, could only hug his head and run away, and walked back to his position in the mocking eyes of everyone with some embarrassment and embarrassment.

"Jingjing! What do you think of me going to take the top prize? Then, you will be able to be a champion lady by then? ”

Supreme Treasure began to plan for his life in the Great Song Dynasty again, and after thinking about it, he finally felt that it was better to be an official and make money faster?

Isn't there a saying that is very good: 'Three years of Qing prefect's mansion, 100,000 snowflakes of silver' being an official is a shortcut to getting rich, but it is much faster than doing business or farming!

"Just you, do you still want to take the top prize?"

"Hah! I advise you to be your bandit leader! Or, you find a way to regain your own power and go back to being your Monkey King! ”

Bai Jingjing laughed a little disdainfully.

For this dead monkey, she thinks that the bandit leader or the real monkey is more suitable for him, and the champion or something, it is really a little inappropriate.

"What are you talking about the bandit head and the Monkey King?"

Li Gongfu, who was a little far away, couldn't hear it very clearly just now, but he still heard two key words, and when he was puzzled, he opened his mouth to ask.

"It's nothing, it's just that this guy wants to take the top prize!"

After Bai Jingjing glanced at a certain dead monkey, she smiled and walked with her master to the room where her senior sister had just been.

"But when it comes to taking the top prize, I think of my brother-in-law Xu Xian, that guy, who has taken the exam so many times that he can't even pass the exam, let alone the provincial exam, it's really blind to read so many books!"

"This brother, but if you really want to take the test, I can nominate you when the time comes!"

Li Gongfu patted his chest generously, as long as the other party has real talent and learning, he provides a little convenience to the other party is also convenient for himself, maybe there will be a time to ask for the other party in the future?

"Then thank you Brother Li!"

Unexpectedly, his ideas could be approved by others, and the Supreme Treasure hurriedly got up and made a big salute to the official.

"But...... Supreme Treasure Brother, I think you seem to have martial arts? ”

Li Gongfu actually wanted to ask about this for a long time, but he never had the opportunity! And now, since the atmosphere is so good, he naturally asks such a question.

"Yes!"

"Over there in the Western Regions, I am the leader of the Axe Gang, and the man with the child is our second leader!"

At this time, after they had chatted for a while, the three women in the room came out again, and the man he pointed to took the child from Chun Sanniang's hand, and still shook his head and coaxed.

"The Axe Gang? Second, in charge? ”

"Why does this sound like a bandit robber?"

Whether it is that kind of gang or the second boss, it makes Li Gongfu feel as if he is a group of bandits and robbers, or a strongman who has fallen into the grass?

"Humph! Originally, they were bandits and robbers, what do you think there can be any good people in the Western Regions? ”

Chun Thirty Niang has the most say in this matter!

I think that at the beginning, in order to find the reincarnation of Sun Monkey and Tang Seng who had three moles, she stayed in the Axe Gang a lot, so she naturally knew what kind of people those guys were.

"Uh......"

"Yes! However, I seem to have heard that there are still a lot of demons and monsters in the Western Regions, so aren't you afraid? ”

There are gods and ghosts in this world, Li Gongfu knows it, and even, a while ago, they even saw with their own eyes that Kuyin flew away by himself for no reason, and it was useless to even invite the Ku Shen!

"Of course not!"

"Li Zhutou, let me tell you, this supreme treasure, he is actually a monkey demon, that fat man is a pig demon, that bald monk is a river demon, I am a white bone spirit, my senior sister is a thousand-year-old spider spirit, we are not good people!"

In the extreme boredom of idleness, Bai Jingjing playfully revealed all the details of everyone! Of course, their master was an immortal who ran down to the mortal court without permission, so she didn't dare to talk nonsense.

"Haha! You're kidding! Then your master, who is that Zixia? ”

A group of demons and monsters ran to his house, this kind of thing, Li Gongfu didn't believe it at first. Naturally, he believed what the other party said about the robbers just now.

"Our master, ......"

"She is the fairy in front of the Buddha's seat, and she is also our master Pansi Daxian, but she is a real immortal, how is it, what do you think now?"

"Even that little baby, he is the reincarnation of the twelfth life of the Buddha's disciple Jin Chanzi, right?"

Bai Jingjing shook everything out again, causing a lot of resentment or dissatisfaction to fall on her.

“……”

"Well, you're really kidding, I'm going to have a drink now, which of you is coming?"

Li Gongfu, who didn't want to mess with these guys, directly patted his ass and got up from his seat, planning to go to the back garden to have a few drinks, and then rest for a whole day.

"Me!"

"And me!!"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing raised their hands almost at the same time, and then followed each other towards the back garden.

"These two brothers, I don't think it's a matter for you to be idle all day long, or I'll find you an errand in the class room?"

People can't be too idle, and if they are idle, they will cause trouble, so Li Gongfu feels that it is necessary for him to find a job for these guys, so that they will not be idle all day long?

"But ......"

"We don't know anything but eat, drink, and have more strength."

For Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, they are good at following behind the senior brother to shout and cheer and subdue demons and subdue demons to fight little minions or something, but for other things, they really can't expect too much from them.

"I have a lot of strength, I'll ask you another day?"

In this year, great strength is very remarkable, no matter what you do, as long as you are willing to put in the effort, life will never be too bad.

“……”

"Forget it, now we are full and sleeping, and we will eat when we wake up hungry, how comfortable this life is......."

“……”

"What's the difference between that and a pig?!"

"I'm originally a pig, Senior Brother Sha, are you right?"

"Yes, my second senior brother is a pig!"

“……”

Well, Li Gongfu thinks that it is better to go to the bar, there is no need to talk too much with these two heartless guys.

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