'Tuk~! Sincere! Sincere! ’

'It's dry, beware of the candles' ......

In this quiet late night in Qiantang County, the sound of three bangzi faintly transmitted from a distance to this small pavilion in the back garden of Li Gongfu's house, so that everyone who was chatting at night unconsciously turned their heads sideways and began to listen.

It turned out that this was Xiao Annie, Li Gongfu and his wife, the three masters and apprentices of Pansi Cave and their families, as well as the second senior brother of a pig demon, the third junior brother of a bald monk, and the two leaders of the Axe Gang, who were steaming wine and eating crabs in the back garden!

It is no wonder that at this time in ancient times, in addition to the kind of sports that strain the psoas muscles, hurt the heart, hurt the lungs, and hurt the kidneys, it is rare for so many people to get together, especially everyone comes from different places, there are gods, demons, ghosts, robbers, etc., any new thing they say can attract the attention of Li Gongfu or Xu Jiaorong, and then everyone talks and talks, under the attitude that the master has no intention of leaving and a little guy who often sneaks away in the middle of the night to play, They chatted unconsciously until the sound of a husband beating outside.

Obviously, it seems that it is already the third watch day, that is, at night!

'Tuk~! Sincere! Sincere! ’

'The weather is dry, be careful of candles, close doors and windows, and prevent theft and theft......

"Hey!"

"One long and two short, sure enough, it's three watches! No, no, I'm going to be on duty tomorrow, Li is going back to rest first, don't blame you, let's talk another day? ”

After speaking, Li Gongfu yawned, waved his hand, and with the support of his mother-in-law, he stood up a little drunk, and was ready to staggered along the path of his small backyard garden to the bedroom of his main house.

Tonight, he had a great meal, and he had a great time with the 'relatives and friends' of the new little girl, Anne, that he didn't want to go and buy a house for them anymore! Perhaps, as his mother-in-law said before, it's not that the family can't live, it's good to have more people, and it can also make him not have to worry about thieves crawling in and scaring his mother-in-law and the little guy when he is not at home at night because of a business trip?

That's right, that's it!

As for the matter of Zhang Luo's house...... Well, take a break, at least wait until he's figured it out, or wait until he's impatient with these people?

"Hey! Gongfu, you wait for me! ”

"Anne, it's all time, go back to bed early, don't talk too late! And thirty mothers, pay attention to your child, don't let him get cold! ”

After picking up a lantern next to him and lighting it, Xu Jiaorong only had time to explain in a hurry, and then hurriedly chased forward.

The officials in her family are all drunk, if she doesn't look at it, Zhun Bao will be planted in that lotus pond! Although, the lotus pond is not deep, but in the middle of the night, once you get mud and sewage, you will inevitably be cold!

“……”

Chun Sanniang just nodded slightly, and didn't pay much attention to Xu Jiaorong's instructions, because her son had already been protected by her spell, and would definitely not be affected by the frost and cold, and now, the other party was sleeping sweetly in her arms.

"Oh, got it......"

(‘?? ω????)

Little Anne secretly responded behind Aunt Li and made a cute grimace.

Go to bed early?

That's obviously impossible!

Let's take a look, all of them are gods and Buddhas and demons and monsters right now, plus two robber leaders who often beat others in ambushes in the middle of the night and don't blink an eye! With these ruthless characters, chatting for a few days and nights is not all like playing, where do you need to go to bed early?

"That's it! Aunt Li and they finally went back to sleep, now let's talk about something else! ”

(??????)??

When the backs of the two were completely invisible by the candlelight of the lantern and confirmed that they had returned to the house, little Anne immediately changed her face, and came to the stone table full of crab shells and crab legs, which had been eaten by everyone, and looked at Bai Jingjing, who was picking her teeth with sharp nails, and asked crisply:

"Sister Bai Jingjing, are you really the white bone spirit on the way to learn the scriptures that Zhu Bajie said just now?!"

？ (°ー°〃)

There were some things that they couldn't say directly, but now, people who couldn't help but go back to sleep first when they couldn't help but hear the news that was too exciting, so of course she had to ask a good question.

"Of course it is!"

Bai Jingjing looked into the distance, and found that the fire in Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong's bedroom had been extinguished quickly, and she had always been ready to sleep, thinking that she should indeed not be able to hear the situation in the garden, so she nodded generously and admitted.

After all, almost everyone here knows her details, and there is no need for her to deny it.

"The story I told just now, is the thing of 'Sun Monkey Three Dozen White Bone Spirits' true? This guy, he really hit you three times?! ”

Σ(°△°|||) ︴??

Little Anne pointed to a certain big boss in a state of confusion, and then asked excitedly.

I think that at the beginning, when she was messing around on the earth, she didn't see much of the animation of three dozen white bone spirits on the Internet, but now look at it, this monkey doesn't seem to be as powerful as the white bone spirit, how did he fight the white bone spirit three times? So, she just took the opportunity to tell it as a story, and then these people kept looking at her with a strange expression, so that Anne couldn't help but want to ask.

It was only now that she finally got her chance.

"Three Dozen Bone Spirits???

Bai Jingjing was also confused......

"Hmm...... There is no such thing, there really is none! If I had, I would have died, and would I still be here? ”

'Three dozen white bone spirits' or something, why didn't she have any impression of herself?

I think that at the beginning, it was just a monkey passing by her Baihuling with Tang Seng, she was just a female corpse turned into white bones on the mountain, and accidentally collected the aura of heaven and earth, and was transformed into a human form by the essence of the sun and the moon, or just learned the Dafa of turning corpses by chance, and did not go to worship Zixia Fairy Pansi Daxian as a teacher, where did she dare to eat Tang Seng's meat and provoke the other party's four masters and apprentices?

Later, when they inadvertently went to Pansi Cave and apprenticed to learn art, Tang Seng and the monkey were all dead again!

So, 'three dozen white bone spirits' or something, she was very sure, as if it really hadn't happened! And where did this little girl hear that weird rumor?

"Don't you remember?"

∑(?? △｀)？！

Little Anne looked at the leader of one of the Axe Gangs, the other protagonist of the Monkey.

“……”

However, Anne only received a sad and indignant face from the other party.

"I've said it many times, I'm really not a monkey, I'm really just a robber, but now I don't wash my hands, but why don't you believe it?"

He himself also wants to believe that he is the Monkey King who has great powers and can go to the sky and the sea and enter the earth! However, it's a pity that he's not, he doesn't know anything except a few three-plate axes and the following superficial internal skills!

Otherwise, he wouldn't have been beaten to death with seven wounds because he provoked the Three Saints of Kunlun!

“……”

"Oh no, Second Senior Brother, look, Senior Brother, he's stunned again! Could it be that they have been in samsara for too long, so that the true spirit has been extinguished? ”

Monk Sha already knew that the 'senior brother' they knew five hundred years ago was actually the reincarnated senior brother five hundred years later, and then returned to the 'senior brother' five hundred years later with them, not their 'senior brother', so the other party didn't know their senior brothers?

Okay, it's a bit of a rap when you think about it, but it seems like that......

"Brother Monkey, you can't escape, hurry up and accept your fate!"

was already drunk, and Zhu Bajie, who had not revealed his original form, also tilted his fat head and persuaded his 'senior brother'.

Zhu Bajie is probably understandable, the other party doesn't want to admit it, it's just that he doesn't want to learn from the experience, he just wants to stay with the white bone spirit? However, the matter of learning from the scriptures is already doomed, and he can't escape, just like he has been thinking about the second sister and the second sister's reincarnation, Cuilan, what can he do?

In the end, didn't it end in tragedy?

There is no way to resist the things that have been arranged by the gods and Buddhas, and some emotions cannot be spoken...... Five hundred years have passed, where has the soul of the second sister been cast, his mana cultivation is insufficient, and he has long been unable to find it, so he doesn't care now, and there is nothing that can make him struggle again.

He......

Already resigned to fate!!

"You dead pig, I'm really not your monkey brother, I warn you, stay away from me! Otherwise, be careful that I beat you to death with a stick!! ”

The big boss pointed to a fat man in human form near him and warned.

He really wasn't a monkey, it was all caused by that Zixia Fairy, if the other party hadn't given him three moles, would he have become like this? Anyway, the demon mirror was lost by him, so he didn't admit that he was a monkey, and he didn't go to be a monk to take what Western scriptures, to see what they could do to themselves?

"Humph! This tone of speech, so similar, dare to say that it is not Brother Monkey! ”

Zhu Bajie snorted indifferently through his nostrils and continued to pour himself a glass of wine.

Now the night is just right, and everyone is drunk if they are not drunk......

"I swear, I'm definitely not a monkey, nor is it a Monkey King, otherwise I'll let me thunder ......"

Crackling!

Boom Rumble.......

Before the big boss had time to finish, suddenly, a thunderstorm exploded in the sky over Qiantang County.......

'Be a demon! ’

'Thief God, it's almost the New Year, what kind of thunder are you hitting in the winter, and you don't let people sleep?!" ’

'Okay father-in-law, let's sleep, let's sleep......'

‘%%#%￥#@！！ ’

Without waiting for everyone to react, in the distance, Li Gongfu's roaring complaint and Xu Jiaorong's tired consolation voice were heard for the first time, and the other party's scolding and scolding words made everyone who had cultivated in the backyard garden hear it clearly.

“……”

"Brother Monkey, I don't know if other people swear to fulfill the old pig, but people like us in cultivation, it's best not to do that kind of dangerous thing easily?"

While grabbing a small crab that was left over by someone else, and didn't deal with it, he threw it directly into his big mouth and chewed it, while the second senior brother glanced at a monkey who was frozen in fright, and said jokingly.

“……”

Finally, after a while, the 'senior brother' looked at the second master next to him with difficulty.

"Helper, I can't help you with this!"

"I am old and young, please stay away from me, lest the thunder really come down later, and accidentally affect my subordinates?"

The second master saw the other party's eyes looking at him for help, and he was frightened, so he quickly hid to his wife's side Chun Thirty Niang, and shook his head without thinking about the old feelings at all, and sternly refused his helper's request for help.

"You're so unrighteous!"

"Don't think I don't know, I admit that you have a little thing, but your father and mother have been dead for decades, and you came from there?!"

Supreme Treasure gritted his teeth and said, the other party's reaction was indeed what he expected.

"I still have my lady above me, and the lady is my wife, isn't she old?"

The second master was very spineless, and gently leaned his head on the shoulder of his wife Chun Thirty Niang.

This is his wife and his wife! Of course, the title 'wife' was inadvertently uttered by the little girl Anne, and he thought so, and then began to call his wife as a sign of respect for the other party and recognition of the other's dominance in the family.

“！！”

"Crystal ......"

The big boss who was hit and inspired also opened his arms spinelessly to hug the lady of his family, but unfortunately, his behavior of begging for comfort was pushed away by Bai Jingjing holding his cheek.

"Get out! I haven't thought about marrying you yet, stay away from my mother!! ”

“……”

“……”

Definitely, at this moment, even the onlookers were a little speechless, and there were two pairs of thousands of knives, and they even openly sprinkled dog food......

"Hey, I really envy you!"

"My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me...... It's just a pity that I'm still a little too naïve. ”

Pansi Daxian Zixia also looked at her two apprentices and her apprentice's husband with some envy, first nodded, and then shook her head self-deprecatingly.

These two pairs of living treasures, on one side even have children, and the other side is also named, but she, the fairy who swore to find a husband in the world, after being woken up by that little guy, suddenly felt that it was really stupid to be treated as a marionette to like someone, so she wouldn't do that again!

If she could, she really wanted to eat and drink like some little guy and travel the world or something, and that would be fine.

"That's right!"

"Zixia Fairy, if the old pig remembers correctly, didn't you go down to earth to find your intended person? Why haven't you found it yet? ”

"You seem to have said: 'Whoever can pull out your purple and green sword is your favorite?!"

Hearing what the other party just muttered, Zhu Bajie curiously talked about this matter, at the beginning, this matter was spread in the demon world, and all the goblins in the commons were waiting to line up to draw their swords!

"What?!"

This statement surprised a certain big boss who had never heard it!

Although, this Zixia Fairy is also very beautiful, but ...... He only likes his own lady Jingjing, and it is not easy for him to travel back and forth through time and space a few times and finally save the other party! What if something makes this lady know about herself...... Knowing that he himself had pulled out the sword of her master Pansi Great Immortal, then she would have to kill herself again!

You know, now the moonlight treasure box is under Qingxia's hands, and Qingxia is sealed by this little girl, in case his lady commits suicide again in grief, it will really be hopeless!

This thing is definitely going to happen!

Last time, the other party just mistakenly thought that the little little little Sanzang was born to him and Chun Thirty Niang, so he was angry and wanted to die...... And this time, if you know that you are hooking up with the other party's master, then you can still do it?

Of course, before the other party seeks death, it is likely that he will first give himself eight pieces?!

"Senior brother, don't worry about it, now you don't even have any mana, you definitely can't pull it out!"

Monk Sha was happily eating with crab legs dipped in sauce, and at this time, he suddenly said something with a nonchalant face.

"That's right, senior brother, what are you doing so nervously, how can you pull it out?"

Zhu Bajie also glanced at the other party dissatisfied, not knowing what the other party meant by shouting just now.

"Haha!"

I agree, totally agree! Worthy of being my second junior brother!! ”

After secretly looking at the expression of the Pansi Great Immortal, and seeing that the other party's face didn't seem to be anything unusual, the Supreme Treasure thought that the other party didn't know that he had pulled out the sword, so he patted the second junior brother Sha Monk who had just relieved himself with relief.

“……”

"Senior brother, I am your third senior brother, and this pig's head is the second senior brother!"

“……”

"Ahh Sorry, admit your mistake, don't take it as an example, don't you take it as an example? ”

If he hadn't been so frightened that he didn't belong to this matter, where would he admit his mistake?!

"Yes, master, haven't you really found the person you like?"

Bai Jingjing also came over with some curiosity, and stared at the purple and green sword that was placed on the stone table by the other party with malicious intent.

“……”

And Chun Thirty Niang, who was holding Tang Xiaoseng, didn't say anything, but obviously, she was also very curious about this matter, after all, it was related to their master and future master.

"Nope! That's just a rumor! ”

"In fact, everyone can pull it out, if you don't believe it, you can try it too!"

As if in a hurry to explain, after speaking, Zixia gently slapped the stone table, and the purple and green sword flew into the other party's arms with a whirl.

"Really?"

Bai Jingjing was a little unconvinced, because she had heard of that rumor herself, and there could be no fake...... However, although she said so, the movements in her hands were not slow!

Qiang!!

"This ......"

Well, Bai Jingjing has nothing to say now...... Because, she did pull out the sword herself, and she can't say that she is her master's favorite, right?

"Whew! I see, that's great! ”

Without waiting for anyone else to say anything, the 'senior brother' couldn't help but be the first to speak, and sat down on the stool and drank a big glass of wine, breathing a sigh of relief.

"Huh! Alright, let's talk about something else! ”

"And! Annie, it's time to share some of your goodies, right? ”

The prohibition on the sword, Zixia had already let Little Anne unlock it before, so now it is true that as long as she has a little strength, she can pull it out, and she herself no longer cares about the prophecy.

After all, it is now five hundred years later, and everything is no longer the same as five hundred years ago, as for what Heavenly Court and Buddhism have done to themselves, it will only be known after continuing to wait and see, she is still waiting......

However, what she may not even know is this: Now the Heavenly Court and the Buddha Gate are also waiting?

"Huh?"

Σ(?? д?? lll)？？

"How do you know I've got something good?"

(ー`?? ー)

Anne probably understood what the other party was saying, just like the door god who was inexplicably trying to come out and arrest her and go to heaven.

“……”

"The changes in Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong, you and I are stupid?"

Zixia looked at this stingy little guy angrily!

Those two mortals have almost reached the point of flying in the day, and now I am afraid that they have already been discovered by the people of Heavenly Court, so it is even more impossible to hide from her, a genuine fairy who lives in the same house! Of course, she thought that the other party had eaten that kind of ginseng fruit!

After all, the little girl had traveled thousands of miles to Wuzhuangguan.

"Humph!"

Zhu Bajie also snorted twice, obviously, he also saw it.

"Second Senior Brother, what are you humming?"

Monk Sha was a little puzzled, and he didn't know what kind of dumb riddles these people were playing.

"Peach!!"

Zhu Bajie didn't say much, just said these two words without a head or tail.

“？？”

Now it was Zixia's turn to be a little confused, she was obviously referring to ginseng fruit......

"Peach?"

"So what?"

I only know that Tang Seng meat can live forever, and I have basically never seen much of the turtle goblins in the world, Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang, are really not qualified to know about this.

"Peach?!"

The two leaders of the Axe Gang also glanced at each other, but they had no idea what kind of peach the peach was.

"Third junior brother, don't say you haven't seen it!"

“……”

"Second Senior Brother, back then, you were Marshal Tianpeng, and I was just a little rolling general, can my identity be compared with you? So the little brother just saw and smelled it, and it was not a part of it. ”

Indeed, he Sha Monk has really never eaten a peach, and he is only qualified to watch others eat it.

"Okay, then one of you alone! There are too many but no!! ”

╮（╯＿╰）╭

After speaking, in desperation, Anne reluctantly took a big peach out of her space pocket for everyone.

"It's really a peach! Haha, the old pig's cultivation is finally expected to recover as soon as possible!! ”

After receiving the peach and seeing that it was still the best nine thousand years, Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and he opened his mouth and gnawed it up!

As for where the peach in the little girl's hand came from, what does it matter to him? Now that he has become a pig anyway, and he has been ordered to travel west to learn scriptures and monsters to fight hard, what else does he have to worry about? Could it be that Heavenly Court will let him reincarnate again?

“……”

The third junior brother, Monk Sha, didn't say a word, and opened his mouth to gnaw.

The second senior brother of his family can eat it, and he will naturally eat it too! Anyway, he has eaten all the nine golden cicadas reincarnated, and he doesn't itch when there are more lice on his body, and he doesn't worry about debts when he has more debts.

What I didn't say, isn't it just a peach? Eat it!

"Ahh Sure enough, it's a 9,000-year-old peach!! ”

Nodding and holding the things in her hand, Zixia smiled so much that the corners of her eyes were crooked...... She originally wanted ginseng fruit, but she got something better.

"Ahem!"

At this time, after Little Anne finished handing it out, a big white hand reached out again.

"What are you doing? Didn't I already give it to you? ”

(﹁﹁)~

Looking at this spring thirty Niang who begged for the second time, Xiao Annie said that she was a little puzzled, and said that one person was okay, and the other party had not eaten it yet, so she still had the face to take it?

"We are a family of three, and you only gave us two!!"

After knowing that this was the face of their master and the marshal of the canopy and the general of the rolling shutter, although Chun Thirty Niang didn't know its specific effect, when she saw it at a glance, it must be a good thing! So, she has to ask for one for her son, after all, the seeer has a share, don't treat her little son who was born a few days ago as inappropriate!!

"He's still so young, you dare to give him food?!"

（*゜ー゜*）！！

Although the peach is good, little Anne also knows that giving such a little bit to eat will definitely kill someone! When the time comes, she won't come to save him!

"I'll keep it for him and eat it when he grows up?!"

“……”

"Okay, give!!"

(/--)/??

“！！”

"What do you want to do, you guy?"

ヽ（≧□≦）ノ

Just after dealing with the cunning spider spirit Spring Thirty Niang, little Anne glared hatefully at the leader of a certain axe gang.

"But....... you haven't given it to me yet!"

Supreme Treasure looked aggrieved, all the people here had one and started the peach banquet, but this little girl only didn't invite him to eat peaches, what kind of family did he mean?

Anyway, this familiar feeling of being ignored faintly made him feel like a riot.

"One for each person, you have already eaten in Pansi Cave last time!!"

o(?? ^')o hum!

Anne remembers this matter very clearly, don't try to deny it!

"Huh?!"

Seem......

Thinking about it seriously, the Supreme Treasure also remembers, is this thing really true? It was then that he wanted to eat more, and then after a series of accidents, he was hung up for a good meal and hung up for a night?

"Crystal ......"

There is no way, he can only ask for help and look at his wife, hoping that the other party will give him a bite to relieve his hunger?

"Well, since you've eaten it, let's watch it honestly!"

No wonder Bai Jingjing always felt that she always had the urge to bite the other party recently, it turned out to be because of this kind of good thing! So, once again, she ruthlessly stepped on the other party's chest and pushed away the man who wanted to come up to her.

Now her peaches are the most important, and the others are on the sidelines!

“……”

Watching a group of people eating that delicious fruit with relish, the 'big brother' and 'big boss' felt extremely aggrieved......

The one he ate last time was so small, and now they're eating so big.......

It's not fair at all!!

"Brother Monkey, you can do it, don't waste it, you have eaten several laps in Pan Taoyuan back then!!"

"That's it! It is! ”

"There was a Yaochi banquet in Pantaoyuan back then, what good things haven't you eaten?!"

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha saw each other's peaches staring at them, so they quickly began to count whether the other party had made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then.

"You two are so unrighteous!!"

"That, second master, I trust you the most?"

There was no way, the 'senior brother' had no choice but to look at the second master who had always listened to himself and looked forward to himself.

"Gang leader, our Axe Gang has been disbanded, I don't know you now!!"

The second master silently held his peach, turned to the side and nibbled, leaving only a back for his helper.

"Sure enough, the blind man is right, the last thing you can believe is you!!"

“……”

"Thank you, the blind man also said to me: 'Our helper is the most untrustworthy, let me be careful!'?"

"Hiss!!"

“！！”

"Little girl, what is this you are eating?"

"Ginseng fruit!"

ヾ(???? `o)+

"What's the use?"

'Big Brother' is very curious, there are so many wonders in the world, and there are even fruits that look exactly like a baby?

"It's a little more delicious than peaches, but the efficacy is a little bit worse......."

( ̄~ ̄) Chew!

"The ......"

"I promise I haven't eaten this thing, or you give me one of this?!"

'Senior Brother' thinks that since there is no hope for the peach after eating, the ginseng fruit is always okay, right? As for the effect, it's almost a little bit, he's going to die of hunger now!

"Alright, Brother Monkey!"

"Back then, you took our brothers to steal three fruits from Yuanzi Daxian in the other town, and in the end they were caught and beaten with a whip, we have obviously eaten it, so don't come to make trouble! This kind of ginseng fruit is very rare, there are few on a tree, and it is estimated that there is no one in the little girl's family. ”

Before Xiao Annie could talk, the second senior brother of Zhu Bajie came out to dismantle the stage.

“？？？”

"But I really haven't eaten it, and I swear if I did, it would be thundering......."

Crackling!!

Boom Rumble.......

'What are you doing, the sky is falling or the ground is sinking, the thunder in the winter, and you can't let people sleep?! ’

'Alas....... Father-in-law, forget it, put the quilt on your head and sleep.......

‘#%…… ￥&#￥#%！！ ’

“……”

“……”

“……”

"That ......."

"I'm going to sleep too, farewell!!"

His neck shrunk up, and he stared at the dark and cloudless sky in horror for a long time, and finally, the 'senior brother' couldn't stand it anymore, and ran to the house with his head in his hands!

He doesn't understand, when he was in the Axe Gang before, he swore as many as farts, why didn't it happen before, but now one is more effective than the other?!

“……”

( ̄~ ̄) Chew!

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o(╯□╰)o, I slept until 23 o'clock after dinner, and now I changed it to 3 hours, and I went to sleep again...... ()

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