Chapter 66: Immortals: What About My Horse? Bimawen: Your horse is dead!

Angel, come in! ”

Under the watchful eyes of the four strong generals and the curious eyes of the monkeys, Tai Bai Xing entered the Water Curtain Cave.

I saw the demonic spirit in the cave, one by one the demon kings were standing, a demon saint was sitting upright, and the monkey king was looking down at him, wearing golden armor and shining in the golden crown.

It's not an adjective, it's that there are two monkeys behind it, each pulling a banner with these two sentences written on it.

Seeing the angel arrive, many monkeys immediately clicked the sticks in their hands, knocked on the ground with a loud bang, and then shouted: "Where is the hall sacred, report your name!" ”

Tai Bai Xing knew that this was the demon clan's dismount, but he was not angry: "Tai Bai Xing of the West, according to the Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Venerable's Zhao An Holy Decree to the Nether, please ask the Monkey King to go to heaven." ”

"Heaven why?"

Tai Bai Xing stroked his beard and smiled: "Gao Qian is a high-grade heavenly immortal, and he is ranked among the treasures of the cloud class!" ”

There was a commotion in the cave.

This guy actually dares to read poetry?

No, is this guy actually promising an immortal position?

For the little demon, he is envious of the celestial weather, and I heard that among the twenty-eight nights now, there are also many demon clans, although they are not ancient demons, but they are the first batch of demons who have achieved cultivation after the initial determination of the Three Realms.

Look, it's the king's turn!

Seeing that the demons were envious, the golden-winged Dapeng Eagle said: "In the Heavenly Palace, there are many officials in all palaces and halls, in all parties and everywhere, the Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Venerable recruited my brother to heaven, and he is ready to reward what officials?" ”

Immortals are not like mortals, they retire until they are fifty or sixty years old, they have always occupied the position, so the scale is getting bigger and bigger, and the system is becoming more and more bloated.

If the Monkey King is in heaven, it is obviously not good to reward him, after all, he is not only useless, but also guilty.

Tai Bai Xing replied: "All official positions are honored by humility, the Monkey King goes to heaven, and regardless of the grade, it is the immortal name eternal immortal, and it will not fall into reincarnation through the ages, but this reason? ”

Translation: It's good to have a good establishment, and if you enter the system, you can be slowly promoted!

The kings asked some more gossips, Tai Bai Xing tongue battle demons, there is no confusion, and at a glance, you can know that you have accumulated rich experience in recruiting An.

Soon, the atmosphere became friendly.

Both sides got what they wanted.

The "Monkey King" looked left and right, and instructed the four strong generals: "You teach your children and grandchildren, and wait for my grandson to go to heaven to see the road, so that you can take everyone up to live together!" ”

"The king is wise! The king is wise! ”

The monkeys cheered, and the Monkey King nodded to the brothers again, and after secretly making a look, he and the Tai Bai Xing raised their heads in the clouds, rose in the sky, and headed for the heavenly realm.

"Somersault clouds! Come! ”

As a six-eared macaque, not only the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, but also the supercar somersault cloud has to be prepared, Huang Shang turned over and jumped at this time, and the somersault cloud rushed over, and was directly ridden up, turning into a gust of wind, and flying towards the heavenly realm.

"Monkey King, wait...... Wait...... ……”

Where is this speed that Tai Bai Xing can catch up, and in a moment, he left the old man behind and arrived outside the Nantian Gate first.

So, a familiar figure appeared.

Wearing a dragon helmet, wearing armor, catching a red dragon in his right hand, and not knowing what he is doing in his left hand, he is majestic, and he is vigorous behind him, with guns, swords, and halberds, guarding the gate of heaven.

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King shouted: "Stop, this is the South Heavenly Gate of the Heavenly Court, where are you going, you demon monkey?" ”

Huang Shang laughed: "The Jade Emperor invited my grandson to come up, and he wanted to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace!" ”

The Wide-Eyed Heavenly King's eyes flickered slightly, and he said coldly: "Nether Demon Monkey, I don't know how to respect and inferiority, how can the Lingxiao Treasure Hall be the place where you say you will come?" ”

This is the dismount.

The matter of the Dragon King and the Hades King handing over the table together and denouncing the wild monkey has reached the ears of the Four Heavenly Kings, and it is not a small matter to make Tai Bai Xing propose Zhao'an.

But so what?

This is Heaven!

They are the gods who guard the gate of heaven, this kind of nether demon monkey, relying on their divine power, making waves, and no matter how perverse they are, they have to bow their heads when they get here!

"Hey!"

Huang Shang had long been unhappy with the Four Heavenly Kings who were jumping sideways from side to side, and he didn't talk nonsense, he directly crooked his ears, and the hardcore soldiers flew out of it, dripping and circling and getting bigger.

When the right hand poked out, it was already a ruyi golden hoop stick that shook the world, and the degree of realism was difficult to distinguish even Dayu back then, and only the refiner Lao Jun could detect some abnormalities.

Of course, for the Wide-eyed Heavenly King and the Heavenly Soldiers, they are all big thick sticks that cannot be provoked.

Boom!

With a stick held high, it directly broke the heavenly cloud qi and beckoned them to slash their heads and faces.

"Monkey, you dare!"

The wide-eyed Heavenly King was shocked, he never imagined that this monkey would be so reckless, he would fight as soon as he said it, and hurriedly shook the red dragon in his hand, and the dragon body instantly stiffened, becoming a red dragon sword, towards the golden hoop stick.

He is considered to have experienced a hundred battles, and he has conquered many demon clans at the beginning of Heavenly Court, and he has real skills under his hands, even if he is caught off guard, he also uses seven or eight points of strength.

But when the two divine weapons collided, the vast power of the invincible power fell, and the Wide-eyed Heavenly King found that nothing was good.

The Red Dragon Sword flew out directly, and the Wide-eyed Heavenly King was also drawn up, and he couldn't even control his body, and crashed into dozens of Heavenly Soldiers, and together they became a rolling gourd, majestically sweeping the ground.

The golden hoop stick was still in full swing, and it spun, sweeping all the heavenly soldiers like bowling.

But at this moment, the South Heavenly Gate shook slightly, and a reckless force surged out of the void and pressed down.

Huang Shang's shoulders sank, as if Newton had suddenly been resurrected in this world, and he actually had a sense of gravity, and he could no longer take off at will.

At the same time, those heavenly soldiers and generals rose up again and formed a military formation.

Huang Shang's eyes froze: "It's a little interesting!" ”

The wide-eyed king helped the crooked helmet and looked at the Ο† (β—Žγƒ­β—Ž; The red dragon of the Ο† snorted coldly: "There is a general here, the demon monkey is presumptuous, and I will ...... with Nantianmen"

Before the slogan was finished, the call of Tai Bai Xing was heard in the distance: "Slow down!" Slow down! ”

This old man desperately urged the Tengyun below, the small motorcycle was abrupt, hurrying slowly, and finally arrived, and saw at a glance that the Monkey King was going to blast the South Heavenly Gate, and quickly stopped it.

"Venus, this demon monkey is too presumptuous!"

"Oh, why should the King of Heaven be as knowledgeable as him, forget it!"

"Well, it's for Venus's sake!"

The above is the sound transmission, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King has steps, gathered his soldiers, glared at Huang Shang viciously, and retreated to the side.

Huang Shang put the casual hardcore soldier on his shoulder and looked at this group of scum with disdain.

"The power of the Heavenly Court is indeed strong!"

In fact, he was still very solemn in his heart.

From the Guangmu Heavenly King and his generals, we can see the strength of Heavenly Court to a certain extent, and measure the Demon Saint Realm's own self, how big the gap is with Heavenly Court.

The truth is......

It's not small.

Without considering anything else, purely from the perspective of combat effectiveness, with real skills, it will not be a problem for him to penetrate the Four Heavens Gate.

But if you want to beat the four guards into cakes, it is not easy, and the normal development is that even if you break into the heavenly court, you will be followed by a large group of pursuers behind your buttocks.

These pursuers will go all the way to the outside of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, plus the various immortals and kings, if they want to enter the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, at least for now.

Not to mention that after entering, you have to face a Jade Emperor who has lived for 22.8 million years.

As soon as his thoughts turned and he suppressed this for the time being, Huang Shang shouted at Tai Bai Xing: "You old man, you are so deceitful, since you said that you came to invite you by the will of the Jade Emperor Zhao'an, how can you teach people to use knives and guns to block the door?" ”

In the face of the wicked person suing first, Tai Bai Xing was also good-tempered, mainly because he didn't want his Zhao'an exploits to be wasted, and said with a smile: "The king is angry, the heavens don't know you, how can I let you trespass, wait until I see the great Tianzun, give the immortal jar, note the official name, and then go in and out with you." ”

As he spoke, he took a picture at Nantianmen: "In accordance with the Holy Decree of the Jade Emperor, announce the Scattered Immortals in the Nether Realm." ”

The South Heavenly Gate was shaken, and the coercion just now dissipated, and Huang Shang and Tai Bai Xing passed through and officially entered the Heavenly Court.

It's still that place, after all, the Nether Realm has been in the Nether Realm for a few years, and it is also a few days to correspond to the Heavenly Realm, and it is impossible to move any projects, but the mentality is different.

Last time, it was presented as a tribute, and this time it was brought up as Song Jiang, and the grade was ...... all of a sudden

It's getting lower.

But on the good side, he was finally able to speak.

Tai Bai Xing observed Huang Shang's expression while leading the way, and saw that there was a point of yearning between his eyebrows, three points of shock, five points of emotion, seven points of heroism, quite satisfied, and stroked his beard and smiled: "There are a total of thirty-three heavenly palaces in my heavenly court, seventy-two treasure halls, the so-called golden bell hit, three Cao gods entered the Danqi, and when the heavenly drum sounded, the king of the Ten Thousand Saints Dynasty participated in the Jade Emperor!" ”

Huang Shang nodded and commented: "It is indeed the golden light and thousands of ways rolling red, the rui qi is spraying purple mist, the blue and heavy glass is created, and the bright and precious jade is made into ......."

He carried the cheat sheet in his hand early, but it was a poem written for him by the Lingming Stone Monkey.

This is the quality of an undercover agent, to take everything into account.

After glancing at it before, he had a number in his heart, and now he was gushing endlessly, and he groaned for half an hour, which made Tai Bai Xing impressed.

This monkey is literate!

Halfway through the poem, he has already come to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, Huang Shang only put away the cheat sheet, walked in, and saw that under the top of the big golden gourd in the purple and majestic and bright pretenses, there was a heavenly concubine hanging palm fan, and the jade girl held a fairy scarf, and the Jade Emperor sat in the center, and the audience worshipped the immortals.

Tai Bai Xing stepped forward and said, "The ministers have received the holy decree and announced that the Monkey King of the Nether has arrived." ”

The Jade Emperor lowered the curtain and asked, "Which one is the Monkey King?" ”

Huang Shang looked at the Jade Emperor carefully.

Last time, he listened to the Dharma without passing on six ears, and felt that the Jade Emperor's inner part was like a golden ocean, boundless, encompassing the Three Realms, and there was an island in the middle of the ocean, and it was like a pillar, reaching the heavens and the polar earth.

The point is that what is heard on the surface of the sea is difficult to determine whether it is the tip of the iceberg.

And this time, when I looked at the Jade Emperor with my eyes, I found that he was a dignified middle-aged man, covered with a thin layer of golden light.

This is not some body protection divine light, it is the power of rank.

There is no great way, and there is no grind.

Against the Buddha, the two sides at least have a supernatural power contest, and against the Jade Emperor, that is, to confront the spokesperson of the entire Three Realms of Heaven and Earth, without the ability to break the Heaven and Earth, he will never be able to shake this layer of golden light.

Of course, in the eyes of the immortals, this is the reaction of Tubaozi when he saw the emperor, but this guy had an arrogant attitude, looked at it for a while, did not kneel, did not bow down, and responded: "Lao Sun is." ”

The faces of the immortals changed, and they suddenly shouted: "This wild monkey, why don't you hurry up and bow down?" ”

Huang Shangli ignored it.

Historical travel is like this, seeing that the emperor will never worship, standing upright, eager to ride a horse in the imperial city, and those emperors when they see it, oops, this is rare, immediately aroused interest, and after income...... Accept as a close minister!

It's a pity that the plot didn't unfold like this, and the Jade Emperor felt that this monkey was iron, but he didn't care: "The demon fairy of the nether world, who has just gained a human body, does not know the courtesy, and forgives his sins, Wenwu Xianqing, where is there less official position?" ”

Zhong Xianqing calculated the establishment under his command and immediately shut up.

It's too late to open the back door, to this monkey? No kidding!

After a moment of coldness, Wuqu Xingjun came out and played: "Back to Your Majesty, the Imperial Horse Supervisor lacks a steward in the main hall......"

As soon as these words came out, Tai Bai Xing's face changed slightly.

He also promised before that there would be an official promotion in the back, although it was empty talk, but it would not be enough to use Bi Ma Wen to send people!

This monkey is not easy to provoke, the lower realm has a bit of weather, and the upper realm has beaten the guards of the South Heavenly Gate, the key is that the level of poetry is still high.

If you really want to get into trouble, it will become a disaster.

This position of Bi Ma Wen is a petty official who does not enter the ranks, specializing in raising horses for the immortals, and the horses are well raised, at most they praise a few words, and if they are not well raised, they will be criticized immediately.

The monkey is unruly, how can he be a master who is willing to suffer, and he doesn't even give a dough, which is really excessive.

In view of this, Tai Bai Xing stepped forward, and just as he was about to say again, King Tota Li had already taken the lead and stepped forward to report: "Your Majesty, the Imperial Horse Supervisor raises the Heavenly Horse, and it is a great responsibility in the Heavenly Court, and it is very inappropriate to vacant the steward for a long time!" ”

This is playing a double reed, bullying the demon monkey of the nether realm without knowing the dignity of the official position, but Wuqu Xingjun and Tota Heavenly King said it together, and the Jade Emperor naturally sent a decree: "Then be a Bi Ma Wen!" ”

The ministers were satisfied, Tai Bai Xing sighed secretly, and the Mu Dexing official was assigned to send Huang Shang to the Imperial Horse Supervisor to take office.

Huang Shang watched coldly.

Just looking at the position of Bi Ma Wen, the Jade Emperor obviously doesn't care, and the civil and military officials look at him unpleasantly, Tai Bai Xing intends to help, but he can't compare to the King of Tota, and after a small competition, he still became the most unpopular official.

Bi Ma Wen ......

Okay!

We'll see!

……

Out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, Mu Dexing led the way and headed to the northwest.

All the way through the previous thirty-three heavenly palaces, seventy-two treasure halls, the people who live here are basically the relatives of powerful and powerful disciples, with a deep background, ordinary heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, they are not qualified to be located in them.

The Imperial Horse Prison is the edge of the heavenly court, and when it comes to the prison, there are prison letters, prison deputies, pawn books, wrestlers, and land standing, waving small red flags, waiting for the leaders to inspect.

Mu Dexing official kept a straight face throughout the whole process, and there was no communication all the way, obviously he didn't look down on Bi Ma Wen, but he was also in public service, and when he arrived at the official handover, he coughed lightly and said: "I'll just say three points..."

Three hours later, Mu Dexing official left, and a group of small officials came up to wake up Huang Shang, and they all greeted and introduced themselves.

Huang Shang looked at them, looking at the appearance of compliments on the surface and trembling in his heart, obviously he didn't expect that a demon monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth would be his boss.

Huang Shang was clear about these little officials, and he didn't talk nonsense to appease them, and went straight to the point: "Who is the most proficient in the affairs of this prison?" ”

The supervisor and the deputy glanced at each other, and Qi Qi took the wrestlers to take a step back, invisibly highlighting the land god.

The land god bent his waist, and he was also used to carrying the pot, and said with a dry smile: "I am familiar with the immortals." ”

"Then introduce me!"

Next, under the leadership of the land god, Huang Shang, as the new official, first visited the horses of the imperial horse supervisor.

There are thousands of heavenly horses, the source is the worship of each palace, the gods are fostered, and the ornamental is the majority.

These Pegasus names are all bizarre, the kind that needs to be annotated in pinyin, there are many types, but the number of each type is very rare, most of them only have two heads.

One of them is good for a male and a female, at least they can reproduce, and it is more embarrassing if both ends are male or both are female.

It's just that these all-male and all-female ones are still walking together and are relatively close, while the male and female ones don't like each other, and they kick with their hooves when they meet.

The difference between true love and reproduction is clear at a glance.

You must know that Pegasus is not better than immortals, they will die, most of their lifespans are between five hundred years, which is very short, if they can't give birth to offspring, they will only raise less and less.

The little officials broke their hearts, did not sleep day and night, nourished the horses, worked hard, worked hard, and then raised many horses.

Flipping through the classics, although the six-eared macaque didn't understand the words on it, Huang Shang was still able to understand the situation through observation.

Bi Ma Wen, it's really not an easy job to do.

No wonder there has been no official official, all of them are officials.

Imagine that the gods came and asked, how is my horse, Bi Ma Wen replied, your horse is dead!

Who can do this?

However, he was not in a hurry, he stayed for a few days, thoroughly familiarized himself with the situation, and waited for a few more horses to die before he walked out and inspected the pasture where the horses were raised: "The place where you graze horses is limited to this?" ”

The land god said: "The little god is the land of this heavenly horse farm, and it is indeed grazing here, the soil is fertile, the grass is tender and fresh, and it ensures that the heavenly horses eat happily!" ”

Huang Shang shook his head: "It's useless to eat happily, no wonder you can't feed it, this place is too small, Tianma likes to be free, and they are confined here, they are tired of vitality and have no vitality!" ”

The land god was stunned: "If you can go out of Tianma Farm again, where can you go?" ”

Huang Shang looked at the place where the heavenly realm and the human realm met, and a smile overflowed from the corner of his mouth: "Tianhe!" ”

The land god was shocked: "The heavenly river is a heavy earth, how can I be allowed to wait for the horse?" ”

Huang Shang shrugged his shoulders: "From now on, when all the immortals come to lead the horse, you will tell them that your horse is dead!" ”

The land god imagined that picture, and immediately collapsed, snorting and tears: "Shangxian, this can't be helped, it's the Nine Yao Stars, the Five Generals of the Five Directions, the Twenty-Eight Nights, the Twelve Yuanchen, the Universal Astrology, and the Gods of the River and Han, how can they all be dead horses?" ”

"So in order to prevent the immortals from dying their horses, go to Tianhe to graze!"

When the new official took office, Huang Shang put off the first fire:

"Something happened, I'll take it!"

(End of chapter)