Chapter 1, The Murderous Mansion for Sale
As long as anything in this world is linked to something unlucky, people will not study why the person has an accident, but directly blame something, and the most direct way to seek advantage and avoid harm is to add a murderous word to its name!
For example, a knife that kills people will be called a murder weapon, and the result will be that it will stay in the physical evidence warehouse and never see the light of day, but no one will reflect on why the knife that was supposed to cut fruit and meat became a murder weapon.
For example, a house that has had a vicious injury incident in the house, it will be called a murderous house, even if the owner of the house is finally discharged from the hospital, its murderous name has already spread, even if the house is listed for sale, it must be much lower than the market price to sell.
When the 304 house downstairs of the Orange family was put up for sale, its notoriety had spread throughout the real estate agency circle, it was called the fighter in the murderous house, not a single murder of such a room, but the whole building was murderous, and there were frequent accidents nearby, and this piece of land carrying this building and this room were incompatible with the whole world.
Almost all the people in D City who have a TV at home to watch the news, money to buy newspapers, a mobile phone to watch videos, and a computer to go to the forum, all know how fierce the building of the Orange Family is!
"Beauty, I'm doing this for your good, buying a house is a lifelong event, you can't be hastily set because of greed, let's shop around and take a look, if you spend a little more money, it's better than here!
I see that you are from out of town, for your own good, I will give you a little science popularization, there has been a case of hiding the body in the freezer in the basement of this building, and it has been hidden for many years, and the murderer has lived upstairs; The widowed and gloomy old lady on the first floor doesn't need to wear special effects makeup to make horror movies; The tenants on the second floor frequently disappeared, and there were also trouble-shooting killers; The otaku hacker on the third floor, greedy and greedy became a scapegoat, and he almost died without proof; The perverted writer on the fourth floor, there were corpse parts piled up at the door of the house, and someone else had already moved, and he could still happily say that this was material; The fifth floor is the most normal in the whole building, but there are often strange noises that make it impossible to live at all.
So I advise you to think twice before deciding whether to look at the property or not. ”
A real estate agent in a suit, carrying a briefcase, and combing his oily hair, stood at the door of the corridor and posed for your good, slandering how bad the building was, and trying to make the blonde beauties around him change their minds about looking at the house.
After all, the commission for selling the house is linked to the price of the house, and as soon as he looked at the woman next to him, he knew that she was fashionable and rich, and her clothes were not cheap, and she could sell a second-hand house of 300,000 yuan to earn 3,000 yuan, so why sell a murderous house of 150,000 yuan to earn that 1,000 yuan, and even the travel expenses were not enough.
At this time, Wen Cheng happened to be carrying a bronze sword and carrying a lunch box in his hand, and when he heard the intermediary's words, he immediately pushed it away, and said angrily:
"Let Jean, don't delay me going home, since you don't like it here, no one will let you take the house here! There is a case of hiding corpses in the basement, and that's because of his domestic violence! Forced the good guys into the bad guys! The court felt that Aunt Qing was excusable, and she had already given a light sentence!
On the first floor, Grandma Luo is a little behind her ears, but she is a good person, and if she does too much steamed dumplings and hand-rolled noodles, she will invite the whole building to eat! What's wrong with a little wrinkle on the face when a person gets old? If you have the ability, you will never be a goblin!
Let's talk about renting a house, people's hearts are still separated from their stomachs, you see that the tenant Wenwen is weak, who knows what she has done behind her back! You're playing right and wrong with this stick!
And Cheng Long, that's not lustful, he's in normal love, if you fall in love with a pervert, will the other party tell you that she is a pervert! ”
"You! How do you speak! Don't you understand that the visitor is a guest? It's the guy from 304 who begged our company to sell the house, and you are slapping me in the face of the customer! Beauty, you have also seen, this building is very unfriendly, the residents are this kind of low-quality bastard, like you have a culture and a beautiful life here is degenerate, let's go to other places to see the house, I still have a lot of popular and good environment in my hands, you see ......"
The agent was angry on the surface, but her heart was already happy, this shrew-like woman was simply a savior sent by God, and it was like this, the customer would definitely not buy this upstairs house, so the agent continued to sow discord and ask the customer what he meant.
"I'm also engaged in art, and I feel like I'm probably going to be the same kind of person as the writer upstairs, and we're both lacking in material."
The blonde beauty was not disgusted by Ask Orange, but took off her sunglasses and shook off her hair, and smiled at Ask Orange in a friendly manner.
"Huh...... I'm really embarrassed, my dad took the initiative to quit writing books in order to let my brother go home, and ran to open a rental to find materials, and I am afraid that your idea of learning artistic skills with writers will be frustrated! ”
Ask the orange intermediary to be addicted, and he hasn't adjusted his state yet, so he continued to talk with a sharp thorn in the other party.
"That's okay, I'm looking forward to creating more creative works in this weird place, and I hope to get along with you. The agent contacted the landlord to transfer the contract, and I paid the full amount without bargaining. ”
The blonde beauty saw that Wen Cheng hated the intermediary, and did not take her attitude towards herself seriously, but responded with a calm smile first, and directly asked the intermediary to issue the contract.
"Don't you look at the house? There's blood in the house! The fishy smell can smoke people to death! ”
The intermediaries were blinded, and after coming back to their senses, they hurriedly mended the knife, thinking that they had encountered a fat cow, how did they become chicken ribs, this is the savior is simply a god of destruction, and he ruined most of his commission.
"It's okay, anyway, I'm not in a hurry to live, and staring at the decoration in person is another kind of life accumulation, and only when I have experienced creation will I not get stuck."
The blonde beauty's answer was even stunned to ask Orange, this open-minded attitude is simply a copy of her father's female version!
"Beauty, do you really want to live here?" Ask Orange to help ask what the other party meant.
"Yes, I'm sure, don't call me a beauty, I'm not so beautiful, it's all made up, my surname is Tan, I talk about it, my name is Tanxing, please take care of me when I live here in the future!"
Tan Xing put his sunglasses on his hair, took the initiative to reach out and introduce himself and shook hands with Wen Cheng.
"Hello, my name is Mo Wen Orange, but do good deeds, don't ask about the future, don't ask about the orange, but the orange is the orange of the orange."
Asked Cheng hurriedly wiped her hands on her clothes and shook hands with the other party, she didn't expect that she had this attitude The other party still wants to buy a house, how much she likes it here, her behavior just now seems that she is too small-bellied and uneducated.
"As long as you're doing a good deed, don't you care if you have oranges in front of you?"
"Huh...... Your explanation is also quite special, and this is the first time I've heard it. ”
Ask Orange with an embarrassed smile, he was more like an unqualified scum just now.
"Don't be nervous, although the first meeting was not so pleasant, we will definitely get along very well in the future."
Tan Xing took the initiative to resolve the embarrassment, which made Wen Cheng even more overwhelmed, and he could only say some embarrassing polite words:
"Okay, then you sign the contract quickly, I look forward to your stay, I'm going to deliver food to my brother, go home first, I live in 404, you can come to me at any time if you have something."
After asking the orange, he ran upstairs in a panic, he was really planted today, and the most taboo thing about quarrels is not that the other party is faster than his beautiful mouth, but that he has high emotional intelligence! Today, I have perfectly interpreted what it means to have a low IQ, and I am almost faceless in a few words.
When Wen Cheng came down again with a boxed lunch, the downstairs was empty, maybe Tan Xingzhen followed the intermediary to sign the contract, and it was better to think about how to persuade the elder brother and the father to reconcile quickly.
Wen Cheng got on the bus with his lunch box and arrived at the door of the physical evidence warehouse of the police station before the end of his lunch break.
"Brother, drink soup, fortunately, do you want to drink it? There's yours too, this is my dad's milky fish soup! The small crucian carp is still fresh from the lake that he catches at night. ”
Ask the orange to warmly hold the soup greeting list, fortunately come over to drink together, as long as there are outsiders, the old brother will not directly refuse to drink the soup.
"Now it's working hours, I don't drink, but my dad is still fishing? Fishing is almost the same for him, maybe the fish he bought from that vegetable farm pretended to be caught by himself, and only you still believe it. ”
Wen Qian looked at the color of the soup and knew that it was just a takeaway from asking orange dots to change the packaging box, not only refused to drink the soup and sarcastically mocked Mo Dabao, but also pushed the whole bowl of soup to Shan Xing.
"Brother, don't be angry, haven't I explained it to you, you were unconscious by Diao Qibaole, and your father was rushing to catch up with the finale of a thousand words and sixty, and you also know that his six relatives didn't recognize him when he was Kavin......"
"Yes, my son almost became a vegetative state and didn't show up until he was discharged from the hospital, and even now he has been letting you run errands, what about others!"
What Qian was waiting for was nothing more than Mo Dabao himself apologizing with fish soup, coaxing himself to pass the matter, he just didn't come, this is because he felt that he was right, waiting for himself to give in and bow his head to coax him.
"Didn't my dad go to make money for fish soup, he doesn't write books now, he has found a serious career, the kind that can meet people, now you can straighten your back and tell others when you go out, my dad is a taxi driver."
"Yes, it's much better than the online article, but can the soup he bought taste the same as the soup he cooked!"
Wen Qian didn't want to be embarrassed anymore, so he turned around and left with the information.
Fortunately, Shan looked at Wen Cheng and was unsuccessful, so he took out his lunch box from the drawer and poured the soup into it, and helped Wen Cheng clean her lunch box.
"The people of the serious crime team will thank your family, your family's conflicts have fattened the entire serious crime team, my brother's small body has gained three pounds, your brother and your father are not reconciled, and the extra meals of the whole police station should be sponsored by your Mo family."
Fortunately, Shan said that he sent the lunch box to Wen Cheng to send her out, and he carried his lunch box to the serious crime team.
"Come, come, come! Today's afternoon snack is crucian carp in milk soup! According to the rules, the wounded will eat first, the money team and my brother will make up for a cup first, and the rest of the people will line up to see who has the hardest time to investigate the case and drink first. ”
Shan Xing took a pack of disposable paper cups from the water dispenser and enthusiastically distributed the fish soup.
"Mo asked, is Orange gone? The fish soup is not delicious, ask her if she can send her wife cake tomorrow? I heard that the newly opened one has the best rose filling. ”
Although Wu Hao couldn't say that he disliked the fish soup, he still couldn't help but ridicule it.
"It's simple, when I go out on duty, I will look for a taxi driven by Mo's father, create a little more chance encounters, intentionally or unintentionally mention key words such as wife, cakes, roses, etc., and it is best to talk about topics that can cause him to feel guilty such as asking Qian to lose weight, and he will be able to eat rose stuffed wife cake tomorrow."
Shan Yan couldn't stand the fishy smell of cold fish soup, and took the initiative to help Wu Hao come up with ideas, and within a minute of speaking, all the people in the serious crime team asked to go out to work, the speed and enthusiasm for the task, even Qian Xiu couldn't help but sigh that this is the power of the wife's cake!
"You just have a lot of things, and there's nothing bad about staying and drinking fish soup, some of them are picky and picky, and now they're all gone, this big pot of fish soup is just for the two of you!"
Shan Xingxing said that he directly changed the bowl for the two of them, stood aside and held the lunch box, waiting for Qian Xiu and Shan Yan to finish drinking, and then add soup to their bowls.