"It's raining, does anyone want to buy an umbrella?"

A slender blind old woman walks hard in the dark forest in the rainstorm, stretching out her hand to grope the road ahead, and her mouth is full of thoughts, and from time to time the road slips because of the rain, and falls to the ground.

The rags on his body were covered with mud and leaves, and his original shape was barely visible.

"It's raining, and someone wants to buy an umbrella?"

The blind old woman was drenched in rain all over her body, but she was still speaking in a hoarse voice,

The miserable and pitiful appearance is like those lonely and widowed old people who are separated from the corners of society and are not paid attention to by the public, who can only make a living by setting up stalls on the streets.

It's enough to inspire compassion in anyone's heart.

Bang.

Thunder sounded, and a figure with a black umbrella and a red coat emerged from the forest, standing tightly in front of Madame Ling.

As if sensing something, the blind old woman raised her head and looked ahead with those cloudy eyes, "It's raining, does anyone want to buy an umbrella?" ”

Li Ang said slowly: "Swim fitness, understand? Shiwa Xinge Fitness Club opened with a big reward, with an annual card of 880 yuan/year for equipment, 980 yuan/year for aerobic cards, 1280 yuan/year for warm family cards, and a 30-day super weight loss training camp..."

As if she hadn't heard the other at all, the old woman said to herself, "It's raining, does anyone want to buy an umbrella?" ”

Li Ang: "Does the old sister buy a big pot of tea?" A can is a bubble of tea, drinking it yourself is a taste, and inviting others to drink it is face. Masterwork, pure handmade, adhere to the origin of special raw materials, adhere to the traditional craftsmanship, I would like to call it a classic masterpiece. ”

Old woman: "It's raining..."

Leon: "May I borrow you for a few minutes?" Do you know Amway? ”

Old woman: "It's raining..."

Li Ang: "Senior sister, senior brother recommends a shoe cleaner to you to quickly clean the stains on the upper. If you're not interested, I also have postgraduate materials, postgraduate lecture products and certification training courses. Guarantee that you can't buy it, you can't buy it, you can't buy it, you can't buy it. ”

Old woman: "Down..."

Li Ang said angrily: "You are big, don't you see me with an umbrella?" ”

Holding a black umbrella, he stepped forward in three steps and two steps, and sighed: "Now the ground push is really getting more and more distracted, and I don't even want to do the preparation of accurately analyzing the target group and dividing the promotion area.

also hires this kind of poor grandmother to be a promoter, obviously selling umbrellas but not using umbrellas herself,

How can this make users feel at ease and satisfied? ”

As he spoke, Leon pulled out a bronze scythe from the void, the smooth blade of the scythe reflecting a shining thunderbolt.

"Young man, you want an umbrella, right?"

The old woman with her back hunched stood in place, squeezing out a strange smile on her wrinkled face, "Ten dollars a hand..."

She stretched out her thin arms like dead wood, slowly but firmly pressed her head from both sides, and slowly "pulled" her head out.

The smiling old woman's head, squeezed by the palm of her hand, hangs above her neck,

At the lower end was a string of pale vertebrae with red blood dripping from it.

Brushing –

The pale hair of the old woman's skull, which was messy and dry, rose in the face of the storm and wind.

The head is the umbrella frame, the bone is the umbrella handle, and the hair is the umbrella cloth.

The old woman held the "umbrella" and walked towards Li Ang step by step, and with each step, the leaves stuck to her clothes shook off.

The cloudy eyes of the skull were wide open, and their eyes were about to split,

The jaw fell off suddenly, like a snake, and roared hoarsely, "It's time to pay!" ”

"I said I don't buy an umbrella!!"

Li Ang roared, the divine mark on the back of his hand flashed, and his body swelled imperceptibly.

The bronze scythe that slashed diagonally accelerated in mid-air,

Wrapped in the mighty ripple energy, he slashed towards the old woman who came to see him.

Rumble!

At the last moment when she was about to hit the sickle head-on, the old woman instantly placed the head umbrella horizontally, trying to block the blade with the surface of the hair umbrella.

However, the moment she actually made contact with the scythe, she realized how terrifying the power attached to it was.

Under this blow, the old woman flew out directly and slammed into the trunk of the tree, and a huge wound appeared on her body from her shoulder to her waist and abdomen, and a steady stream of red poured outward.

And the terrifyingly shaped "umbrella" was cut in two on the spot,

The umbrella bone split in two, flew into the air, and fell again under the drag of gravity.

The two halves of his face that fell into the muddy pile of fallen leaves still had a terrified expression.

Tread, step, step.

Leon held the umbrella and walked forward without hurrying,

Unleashed a [Scatter of Debris] in his hand, knocking the two halves of the skull that had split into two on the ground and tried to escape with its hair as tentacles.

Swing the bronze scythe and slash horizontally, splitting the skull in half.

The old woman, or the urban legend disguised as the old woman, exists, and dies on the spot,

The headless body that had fallen under the tree stopped struggling at the same time.

"Next time you push the ground, remember to think about the needs of users first."

The system's experience points and game currency arrival prompts sound ringing in the ears,

Li Ang sighed and activated the special effect of the [Bronze Scythe of the Soul Husbandry], extracting the old woman's spirit body and forming an irregular white crystal the size of a walnut with mottled black silk threads inside.

The special effect of the Bronze Scythe of the Shepherd is to extract the spirit of the life that is killed into crystals.

For life in the real world, this is undoubtedly equivalent to being distracted and extremely cruel.

But it is perfect to put it in this fictional world built by the minds of all living beings and scattered with terrifying urban legends.

"Is this a spirit crystal?"

Li Ang weighed it and found that the crystal contained a certain amount of yin qi, so he asked to himself, "Let's see if this thing can be eaten." ”

Miss Chai's head poked out of his chest, her eyes were wide open, her slender fingers quietly stretched out, and she carefully poked at the white crystal,

"It feels like I can eat it..."

Miss Chai said with some uncertainty, reached out to hold the crystal, closed her eyes and pondered for a while.

I saw that the white crystals were shrinking at a visible rate, like ice melting in the sun, and in the blink of an eye, only a small black piece remained—as if all the impurities were left in the last part of the crystal.

"I can really eat it!

???) ノ

Excellent! ”

Miss Chai's eyes lit up, "It can provide about one-tenth of the maximum amount of Yin Qi!" ”

Chai Chai is an unlucky and disgraced charm who didn't leave home halfway,

There is neither a stable upgrade system for players, nor the inheritance of the power of the charm,

You can only rely on accumulating yin qi to accumulate strength.

Feeding her the spirit crystals, there is a feeling that the meat bun beats the dog and never returns.

"Oh?"

Leon nodded, and stuffed the remaining black crystals into his pocket, "Very good, there are a lot of evil in this forest, enough for you to eat."

Let's hurry, they're still waiting. ”

"Uh-huh."

Miss Chai, who had eaten a yin meal, retracted her heart very happily, rubbed her hands, and looked forward to having a full meal today.