Chapter Ninety-Two: You... Come here!

The Great Xia Kingdom is currently the only country on the planet that still allows most people to be connected to the Internet, and only certain areas of the United States are still operating.

With the exception of these two countries where the network is already extremely developed, only a very small number of people in other countries can still connect to the Internet...

February 5, 2027 is the Chinese New Year's Eve to say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, but the hottest thing in the entire Daxia Internet is a "bodhisattva".

"There is no Gatling Bodhisattva in the south."

This bizarre Bodhisattva has made headlines on all websites, but the introduction of this Bodhisattva varies, and netizens can't tell which ones are real and which ones are rumors.

For example, there is a post on fire that says that this Bodhisattva has three heads and six arms, and can kill those powerful and terrifying lord-level existences with his hands, and one person chases tens of millions of monsters and kills them indiscriminately.

Only a fool would believe such a fantastical thing, and of course a really smart person can tell the truth from the false, and scoff at these posts.

These media people love to take the people as fools, but anyone with a normal mind will not believe this kind of thing, how can someone grow three heads and six arms? The monsters are pretty much the same!

As for slapping the lord to death?

The lord who can't be killed by a nuclear bomb, can you slap me to death if you put this aside? The protagonists of Shuangwen are not so outrageous!

And what about that person chasing tens of millions of monsters to cut down?

What is the concept of tens of millions?

Even if the monster stands still, you won't be able to cut it for a month, right?

And this post is just one of the many hot posts about the Bodhisattva, and it is no different from other nonsense made up in order to earn eyeball traffic, after all, the world is as black as a crow, and media people should not laugh at media people.

The only thing that convinced everyone was that the so-called "Bodhisattva" was real, because there was a picture that went viral on the Internet, and it has been determined that it is not photoshopped.

In that picture, more than 20 million Yamato people bow and bow to a person who can't see clearly...

It is rumored that this time the Yamato people can be safely transferred to Great Xia, and this Great Xia people have made great contributions.

Bashu is one of the most important bases in Great Xia, and the headquarters of the Otherworld Administration is here.

"Great Xia has tried to block your personal information as much as possible according to your request, but it is absolutely impossible to completely block it, who told you to do such an exaggerated thing..."

The sun had just set, and in a certain community in Qingzhong, the people living in it were all important people, Li Zijun took Lin Ziyu and walked forward, chatting.

"Now is not the time to care about these things..."

Lin Ziyu said nervously.

"What's wrong?"

Li Zijun frowned, there were not many things that could make this bastard nervous, and he hurriedly asked.

"It's the first time I've met my parents! Can you not be nervous? ”

"Get out! You've seen my dad! ”

Li Zijun rolled his eyes, and he was almost about to chuck his armpit on the spot.

"Haha, but what should I call your parents?"

Lin Ziyu laughed.

"My dad is 63, my mom is 58, what do you say you should call it?"

Li Zijun asked rhetorically.

"I'm honest, you won't clip my head, I've been feeling a little sharper lately..."

Lin Ziyu said with a scared face.

"Fuck off!"

Li Zijun was stunned, and only after a while did he say helplessly: "You are allowed to call my aunt today, but only in front of my parents, otherwise I will beat you up like this!" ”

"Roger!"

Lin Ziyu looked well-behaved.

The two have been back to China for two days, and they have been "talking" with the high-level leaders of Daxia before, and it will end at noon today.

Then Li Zijun invited Lin Ziyu to go back to her house for Chinese New Year's Eve together, he thought about it and agreed, anyway, he had already talked to Wang Yan's siblings on the phone, and the two were actually in Bashu at the moment, but they were busy.

No. 2020, Unit 2, Building 14.

"It's coming, it's coming."

After Li Zijun knocked on the door, a middle-aged woman soon answered and opened the door.

"Mom! I want to kill you! ”

As soon as the door opened, Li Zijun pounced directly, which made Lin Ziyu on the side stunned.

No, this aunt, you are 35 and about to be 36, how can you be the same as a girl, can you be mature.

"Go away!"

Although Li Zijun's mother is 58 years old this year, she looks extremely young, and she is no problem in her early forties, and the real charm still exists.

She pushed away her own daughter, who she hadn't seen for half a year, with a disgusted face, and stared at Lin Ziyu with beautiful eyes that were exactly the same as Li Zijun.

"Hello Auntie, my name is Lin Ziyu, come and give you an early greeting, this is ......"

Lin Ziyu smiled and bowed to his early years, and then took out a souvenir from the space ring and said.

Li Zijun was slightly stunned, he didn't expect Lin Ziyu to call his mother and aunt, isn't this messing up.

"Oh, it's the first time that such a handsome Bodhisattva has given me a New Year's greeting, haha... Come on in, Kobayashi, I've heard a lot about you from the old man. ”

Xi Shilan smiled and made a joke, and immediately approached the house enthusiastically, and shouted to the kitchen by the way: "Old man, can you hurry up when you cook a dish?" The guests are here, and you're still grinding there! ”

"Right now, right now! Xiaolin, you sit down and rest first, and you'll be fine right away! ”

Li Ming first put on an apron and steamed fish while stir-frying, and stuck his head out of the kitchen to speak.

"Mom~~?"

Li Zijun saw that his mother ignored him, and suddenly shouted helplessly.

"You stay aside first, I'll talk to Kobayashi first."

Xi Shilan replied impatiently, and then turned around and enthusiastically pulled Lin Ziyu to sit on the sofa, "You just called me aunt, right?" ”

"Isn't that right? Auntie looks so young, and when she goes out with Sister Jun, others still think you're her sister..."

Lin Ziyu said with a smile, he was not afraid of saying the wrong thing, anyway, he was right to praise it.

"Yes! Niuzi didn't inherit my beauty, she was a smoker like his father every day, and when she went out with me, others sometimes thought she was my sister. ”

Xi Shilan is also a superb, after glancing at Li Zijun, she smiled at Lin Ziyu, she paused and suddenly whispered: "My girl is a little bigger, but big also has big benefits... Xiaolin, do you have any ideas? ”

"I think Sister Jun is not bad......"

"Then I'll give it to you!"

Lin Ziyu was interrupted before she finished speaking, and a smile appeared on Xi Shilan's face, and she directly made a decision.

“……”

Lin Ziyu was speechless, and only after a while did he ask tentatively, "Really?" ”

"Really! My girl will send you, and I will go out of the garage... No, it's not popular now..."

"Xi Shilan, you're enough! Don't you feel ashamed of you? ”

Li Zijun sat helplessly on the sofa on the other side, wanting to lose his temper but couldn't.

"You haven't had a boyfriend at the age of 35, do you think you're ashamed?"

Xi Shilan glanced at her daughter, a picture of don't disturb the old lady to "talk about business".

"What age is this? It's too late to cultivate and kill monsters, who has the time to fall in love! ”

Li Zijun replied weakly, knowing that it was better to take Lin Ziyu to eat a hot pot.

"You don't have to talk about falling in love! But the child has to be born, right? Do you know how many people are left in our country? Nine billion! It's not even a billion, and if everyone thinks the same way as you, won't it be less and less? ”

"How can you have a baby without falling in love? And is 900 million less? The total population of the world is now less than 4 billion, and our country accounts for about 25% or less? Xi Shilan, don't make trouble, okay! ”

Li Zijun was a little crazy, and when he got up, he was about to go out to smoke a cigarette to compress the air.

"Little... Ziyu thinks what Auntie said is right? ”

Xi Shilan ignored her daughter, grabbed Lin Ziyu's hand and asked kindly.

"Auntie is absolutely right!"

Lin Ziyu replied without thinking about it.

……

That night, Li Zijun's parents and Lin Ziyu chatted very harmoniously at the dinner table, and they each had a few drinks, only the depressed Li Zijun had been drinking sullen wine on the side.

"Auntie is supportive of unmarried pregnancies..."

Xi Shilan drank a little too much, and winked at Lin Ziyu before going back to the room to rest.

Li Mingxian frowned on the side, looking like he wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything, glanced at his own woman and followed back to the room.

“……”

Lin Ziyu was really speechless this time, and there was really a mother who sold her daughter cheaply.

Li Zijun, who was drunk and hazy, had already given up, her cheeks were crimson, and she suddenly got up and walked towards her room, leaving Lin Ziyu alone in the living room.

“emmm…”

"Leave me alone? I can't find a place to sleep outside now! ”

"You... Come here..."

Just when Lin Ziyu was hesitating whether to sleep on the sofa or go out tonight, Li Zijun, who had a charming face, leaned against the door and stretched out his index finger to hook it.