Chapter 231: Ancestral Bad Mouth
The black and white impermanence behind him, like a clerk, talked neatly about the ruling of the underworld against Wang Mei.
"It seems that your underworld is quite humane, unlike the ghost who came to me to cut his hair for no reason, just fancy money!" Huang Dou said and couldn't help but pout.
"Of course, our underworld doesn't look gloomy and cold on the outside, but in fact, it is like fire on the inside, and our staff are all in love with each other!" While talking, he shrugged Soybean's body with his shoulder, glanced at Xiaowen who was hugged by Soybean, and said:
"My lord, do you remember that there is a dominatrix porcelain green sister in the cold underworld who has a deep love for you?"
Hearing Niu Tou Ma Mian say this, Huang Dou hugged Xiaowen's hand tightly, and suddenly softened, so frightened that he trembled all over, and quickly explained: "What nonsense are you talking about, we are all friends!" ”
"Adults, whether we are human beings, ghosts or others, we must dare to love and dare to be!" Niu Tou Ma Mian couldn't help but feel a little indignant when he saw that Huang Dou was holding another girl in his hand, and he didn't even admit that he had a dominatrix porcelain green sister in his heart.
"Shh
Hearing Niu Tou Ma Mian talking nonsense again, Huang Dou suddenly became nervous, if this matter was known by Xiaowen, his life would definitely be in danger today.
Looking down at Xiaowen, who was still in a coma, Huang Dou rubbed his side and said, "Are you sure that your bad breath has made Xiaowen faint!" ”
"Of course, my bad breath is ancestral, and no one who has smelled my mouth has ever woken up within half an hour!" The bull head and horse patted his chest, looking like he was swearing.
"That's good! That's good! After Huang Dou finished speaking, he was finally relieved.
"My lord, there's nothing else to do, we're going to take Wang Mei away!" The black and white impermanence next to him said as he pulled the chain in his hand, ready to use it to tie Wang Mei into a ball in the corner.
"Wait a minute, I don't want to leave, my case hasn't been solved yet, I want to get revenge!" Although Wang Mei was very scared, she pulled her throat and used all her strength to yell at Huang Dou and the two ghosts.
Hearing Wang Mei say this, the two ghosts next to him were really stunned for a moment, and then, Hei Bar Impermanence stretched out his big tongue and said angrily: "This is not for you, you have been wandering in the world for a long time, according to the treaty of the underworld, you should have been sentenced to the crime of scattering your soul, but in view of your good nature, and you shouted injustice and died, our king of Yama is extrajudicial and gracious, let us arrest you and return to the underworld!" ”
Black and white impermanence said as the chain in his hand slammed into the ground, making a "pop" sound.
Seeing Wang Mei on the other side, when she heard Black and White Impermanence say this, she was already frightened and panicked, crying with a whimper.
"Black and white are impermanent, although we are all ghosts, but there are still some people who have a better sense of humanity! Be gentle! Don't scare the imp! The bull-headed horse next to him saw that the black and white impermanence was too barbaric, and he couldn't help but step forward to dissuade him.
"Otherwise, you give me another day, tomorrow night, you come over again, I will use one day to solve this unjust case clearly, when the time comes, you are taking Wang Mei back to the underworld, when the time comes, I will not stop it, how about it?" Huang Dou said, looking at the two ghosts with a sincere face.
Hearing that the adults had spoken, the two ghosts looked at each other, and then Black and White Impermanence spoke.
"Since the adults say so, okay, let's give the adults face this time, but no matter whether the adults can solve the case tomorrow or not, we will take Li Mei away at night!"
"No problem, I do what I say!" When Huang Dou said these words, his eyes were full of determination.
Hearing that the adults had promised them, the two ghosts dragged the long chains, and walked out while telling Huang Dou that they were about to rush to the next house to catch ghosts.
As soon as the two ghosts left, the room instantly returned to calm, and Wang Mei, who was so frightened that her face was panicked, hurriedly hid in the small wooden sign in Huang Dou's hand desperately, and refused to come out easily.
"What are you afraid of, those two ghosts are gone!" Huang Dou said to the small wooden sign in his hand.
"No, they look really scary, my legs are weak from my fear!"
Seeing how to persuade her, Wang Mei refused to come out of the wooden sign again, and Huang Dou was helpless.
"Xiaowen, Xiaowen, wake up! It's almost dawn in no time! Holding Xiaowen's angry soybeans, seeing that Xiaowen was not as boastful as Niutou Horse Noodles, he could wake up in half an hour, and couldn't help but wonder if the smell of Niutou Horse Noodles was too strong today, and he was too ruthless to Xiaowen.
"Hmm!"
Xiaowen, who called several times, finally slowly opened his eyes, and the moment he saw the soybeans, Xiaowen quickly got up and hurried out the door.
"Gross!"
Man: "Damn! Is it because you see my face and vomit, or because you are vomited by the aftertaste of the bull's head and horse noodles! ”
Woman: "Who knows! It should be possible! ”
"Xiaowen, as for such an exaggeration! I just didn't wash my face in the morning, so I don't need to vomit so much! ”
"It's not! I don't know what's going on, I wake up and feel nauseous in my mouth, what happened last night, I vaguely remember the smell of poison gas, and I don't remember anything else! ”
Hearing Xiaowen say this, Huang Dou suddenly felt a lot more relieved, because after all, this represented the conversation between himself and Niu Tou Ma Mian last night, Xiaowen didn't hear it, and couldn't help but walk out with peace of mind.
"Brother Yimao, why are you leaving so fast, what happened last night, you haven't told me yet!" Xiaowen followed behind Huang Dou with a posture of asking questions, wanting to find out what happened last night.
"Last night, the two ghosts from the underworld came to arrest Wang Mei and returned to the underworld, but I stopped them!"
"Ahh Brother Yimao, there was a ghost looking for Wang Mei last night? What can I do? We haven't brought the criminals to justice yet! ”
"That's it, so I discussed with those two ghosts, and I will catch those two babies today, and then let Wang Mei follow the ghosts!" Huang Dou said as he stepped up his pace.
"I see, so where are we going now?" Xiaowen followed closely and asked about the soybean's plans.
"Let's go to Wangdong Village, the hometown of the second baby!"
"Do you want to go now?"
"Of course, we're running out of time, we need to hurry!" Seeing that the sky was gradually revealing the white of the fish's belly, Huang Dou and Xiaowen hurriedly walked forward.
Sitting on the bus to Wangdong Village, Xiaowen bought some bread and water, handed the soybeans, and the two of them chatted for a while while eating, and then, Xiaowen fell asleep on the back of his chair with the slightly stable cement road.
Huang Dou looked at Xiaowen's head slowly leaning on his shoulder, couldn't help but purse his lips and smiled, and looked out the window.
It wasn't until noon that the two of them got out of the car, stretched their waists, and after getting off the car, Huang Dou looked up at the head of the village hanging on a bald tree with an iron sheet, and the three big characters of Wang Dongcun were vaguely written on it, and he couldn't help frowning.