Chapter 286: Extra: The Years I Was Emperor (3)
Burst!
With this straightforward tone, Concubine Li almost squirted out a mouthful of water.
His son has always been face-controlled, and it is understandable that he wants the most beautiful; But be the smartest......
"Are you sure you want a smart daughter-in-law, you can live in someone's house?" Concubine Li asked.
After all, the two in the palace are completely playing him around, and then asking for a smarter daughter-in-law is not just being held in the palm of his hand.
Xiao Zerui thought for a while: "In order to give birth to a smart and beautiful child, I can make sacrifices. ”
“……”
"Wait, why have a baby?" Concubine Li found the key.
Xiao Zerui was suddenly a little embarrassed: "Smart and beautiful children, Your Majesty will like them, and they will be sent to the palace when the time comes......"
“……”
Concubine Li didn't know what to say.
If you don't raise your own children, you have to send them to the palace......
Xiao Zerui said angrily.
"This morning, those ministers of the dynasty are still trying to stuff people in His Majesty's harem, and the clan relatives are all ready to move one by one, I think that instead of letting those who don't know what it is, it is better for me to give birth to one myself, and send it over to find out the bottom line."
Concubine Li looked at Xiao Zerui's gaze deeply.
Her son has always had no brains, when the queen and the third prince were jumping, both of them were honest, so that there would be a leisurely prince and concubine who could do it, but if the son had that kind of thought......
Concubine Li was about to wake up her son when she heard him speak viciously.
"Xiao Jingtan is really despicable, I didn't fight with him when I was a child, I can't do it myself, I'll let my son fight with you! Hahaha, you don't have it now!! ”
Concubine Li: "......"
It's good, it's still the son who has no brains.
Relieved.
Concubine Li figured out her son's thoughts, brushed them up, and then poured cold water on him, "Beautiful and smart people, why should they marry you and give you a child?" ”
And in the future, the child will not be able to be raised under himself.
"I'm the prince." Shaw Brainless Zeri replied with confidence.
"Oh, the prince who has no real power at all."
"......" Xiao Zerui was silent, glanced at his mother and concubine, and had an epiphany, "I understand, really smart women have achieved their own careers, and they can directly recruit sons-in-law." ”
Li, unhappy, and connotated to the concubine: "......"
This pig's brain, if you don't fight for three days, go to the house and uncover the tiles!
She resolutely refused to admit that she was not smart, it must be the short-lived emperor who lowered her son's IQ!
Now hearing her son say this, she laughed angrily, "If you can't find it, let's talk about it first, Xiao Zerui, with your brain, no matter how smart a woman is with you, the child born to you is not much better." ”
"Why?"
"You pulled me down!"
Shaw Brainless Zeri "......"
Mother, you are heartbroken again!
"Don't harm others, and don't dream in broad daylight!"
"Mother, I'm eighteen and almost nineteen, don't you want to find me a daughter-in-law?" Xiao Zerui tried to struggle.
Concubine Li glanced at him.
"Seeing that you can't get a good daughter-in-law like this, with a person like you who is not hearty enough, there will be a more tiger grandson......"
"Okay, okay, your mother still has a few more years to live."
……
Today is also a day of brainlessness and unhappiness when mothers and sons hurt each other.
But I have to say that after jumping out of the circle of palace fighting, Concubine Li's horizons have become more and more broadened over the years.
It's just that look at the depressed Xiao Zerui in front of him.
If it weren't for the fact that this son's face was extremely similar to herself, she would have wondered if she was held by mistake back then, otherwise how could she have such a stupid son as a high-ranking green tea?
Scold.
It must be that the dead man is stupid, otherwise he would not have been slaughtered by Chu Yu, and the throne would have been lost.
……
Even if the poor emperor died, he would still be cuckolded by his own woman and "son", and he would have to be repeatedly whipped by another unfavored woman.
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Halfway through the spring, it will be Chu Yu's twenty-sixth birthday.
The older a woman gets, the more reluctant she is to celebrate her birthday.
Chu Yu was already very impatient to see those courtiers in the morning, and naturally she didn't want to celebrate with them falsely on her birthday, so she casually found an excuse and only lived with Jing Tan.
She still remembered Jing Tan's cute and coquettish appearance after getting drunk, and she specially prepared a higher degree of pure wine at night, and then ......
I got drunk first.
Blunder.
Her present body was also less resistant to alcohol; It's Jing Tan, he had already prepared to take the wine pills in advance, and he was still sober in the back.
Mu Mingtang: "...... Your Majesty, cheer up and stay a little, Your Majesty!"
Snow dumplings: [Whoop ~ The horn of the counterattack has sounded! ] Cubs, rush ducks on ducks, grandma will always support you!! 】
Jing Tan waved Mu Mingtang away, and helped the drunk Chu Yu to walk into the palace.
However, drunkards are not that easy to deal with.
After only a few steps, the other party did not move.
Jing Tan was hesitating to carry the person away, when she saw Chu Yu looking up.
He was now more than half a head taller than her, and the woman had to lift her head to meet his gaze.
Because of drunkenness, the woman's snow-white cheeks were crimson, and she looked more beautiful and moving under the festive red candles, and her eyes were drunk and hazy, but they did not affect her brightness.
There is a touch of red at the end of his eyes, silently sultry.
The woman opened her mouth and let out a drunken smell of alcohol, "You ......" She didn't stand firmly, Jing Tan convinced him, and Chu Yan's eyes fell on the hands, and slowly went up.
Tilting his head, a little cute, asked.
"You, who are you?"
The drunkard is unreasonable, Jing Tan followed her: "Jing Tan." ”
"Oh~" Chu Yu suddenly said, "Cub~"
There is nothing wrong with this title, but maybe today is special, or maybe she is exceptionally beautiful when she is drunk, and the young man suddenly felt a little dissatisfied with this answer in his heart.
Jing Tan hoarsely said: "No, think about it again." ”
"Hmm, the fifth prince, the son of the Dog Emperor...... Oh no, hiccup...... It is the fifth prince of the Yan Kingdom next door, the king of Ding. ”
"No, it's not." The boy leaned closer, his lips close to her ear, "Think again, think again......"
It's a lure, it's a threat.
The beauty pressed her head with her hands, frowned lightly, thought seriously for a while, and finally broke the jar, "It's just that I can't remember!" ”
Jing Tan was a little angry.
But the one who provoked him was very arrogant, and when he pulled his collar, the breath he exhaled was full of wine, and the heat was even more drunk.
"Who are you?"
Jing Tan's eyes were deep, and when she turned her head sideways, she saw Chu Yan's small and moist earlobes, and suddenly lowered her head and took a bite on it.
"Ah, if you don't say it, don't say it, how can you bite?"
Chu Wei put her hands on the young man's chest, and was about to push someone, but the earlobe with slight pain was held again, and she was comforted carefully, and for a while she seemed to be in honey.
From body to mind, it is crispy.
Tipsy...... Three more points deeper.
Jing Tan glanced at her expression, prominent, hot lips pressed against her ears and temples, the hand pinched on the slender waist and the tone of voice were fierce.
"Your royal husband! Do you remember? ”