Chapter 836: I Haven't Farted Loud Yet!

When the fat monk spoke, his whole person was lazy, as if he had just woken up.

No, I didn't just wake up, but when I looked closely, I saw that his eyes hadn't been opened when he spoke, and there were wet marks on the corners of his mouth, which were obviously flowing out, and it was obvious that when he was summoned, this thing was still asleep.

This is a spell that invites the gods, and the gods who are invited down are not the gods themselves, but the Dharma bodies where part of the gods' divine power gathers.

The power of the god's magic body depends on the amount of divine power gathered, and the amount of divine power gathered depends on the skill of the caster and the props used to invite the god.

But no matter how big or small the divine power is, there will be a trace of the divine thoughts mixed with it, so as to prevent someone from asking the gods to do something hurtful, such as two gangsters asking each other to open a film or something, that is absolutely not okay, otherwise the gods who descend divine power will not become a joke.

Of course, some evil gods and pseudo-gods are counted separately.

Therefore, the Dharma Body of the gods who came out of the invitation, because there was a trace of divine thoughts of the gods, when it came to the surface, the form was basically the same as that of the deity.

For example, if you invite Guan Erye, you basically squint your eyes when you appear, and only when you do it will your eyes open and exude majesty.

So judging from Marshal Tianpeng's state at this time, he was sleeping a lot just now, and it is likely that he was still dreaming of something to eat while sleeping, so that the saliva at the corners of his mouth was not wiped clean.

Lazily stretched his waist, and the great monk reluctantly opened his eyes.

As soon as Fang Fang's eyes opened, the divine light on his body instantly restrained.

Originally, the divine rays outside the body were instantly incorporated into the body, making his whole person look like an ordinary white and chubby monk.

Bai Suzhen blinked her eyes and asked Huang Shaohong in a low voice:

"Childe, you shouldn't have invited the wrong person, right? Why doesn't Marshal Tianpeng have any momentum at all? ”

Just as she was talking, the fat monk didn't seem to be able to adapt to the humid air after the rain in Jiangnan, his nose moved, and he suddenly sneezed.

"Ahh.......h

With this sneeze, on the fat face that was originally quite honest and rich, a pig's nose popped out with a 'duang'.

When the nose pops out, it's really a 'duang' sound, and it's unusually clear.

Over there, Wang Daoling and King Jin Bafa laughed when they saw it, pointed at Huang Shaohong and said with a smile:

"Is this pig the rescuer you hired?"

To say that Wang Daoling is also a person in the Taoist Gate, Maoshan descended, but the 'Please Tianpeng Divine Mantra' is the secret magic spell of Longhu Mountain, he has only heard the name of this spell, and has never seen others cast it, nor does he know the appearance of Marshal Tianpeng.

Just now Huang Shaohong said to invite Marshal Tianpeng, and he was startled before, but the appearance of the fat monk in front of him can't be linked to Marshal Tianpeng, one of the four saints of the Taoist North Pole, right?

Therefore, whether it is Wang Daoling or King Jin Bafa, it is expected that Huang Shaohong just invited a Mao God casually, and then bluffed, saying that he invited Marshal Tianpeng.

The fat monk shook his head, touched his nose, and said simply:

"Huh...... I think I've heard this sentence somewhere! ”

Wang Daoling and King Jin Bafa were still laughing, but the Liuding Liujia who was invited by the former was in the six directions, but they bowed together and saluted:

"Liuding, Liujia, meet Marshal Tianpeng!"

The pig-nosed fat monk, looking for a sound, laughed and said:

"It turned out that I was asked to deal with a few of you, you are all old acquaintances, why don't you go back here, how about saving my muscles and bones? I just ate two golden roasted elephants, and I still haven't digested them! ”

Liuding Liujia's face twitched, if they remember correctly, this thing went to Lingshan to be the messenger of the pure altar in front of the Buddha, right?

It's the kind of position that specializes in paying tribute.

When will there be an offer for roasted elephants?

A few gods and spirits here are reminiscing about the old days, and Wang Daoling over there is no longer doing it, and the six gods he invited will go if they want to let people flicker a word, how can they still make a fart.

Immediately said loudly:

"Six god generals, poor mana is low, please God has limited time, please help me quickly capture the snake demon on the opposite side!"

This thing is going to come according to the plan, first capture the thousand-year-old snake demon, and hand Huang Shaohong over to King Jinba to deal with!

After Wang Daoling finished speaking, he shook the bell with his hand, and the crisp sound of the law bell shocked Liuding Liujia, obviously urging him to work.

The pig-nosed fat monk turned his head to look at Wang Daoling: "That miscellaneous hair, are you going to oppose me?" ”

After he finished speaking, he opened his eyes and looked carefully, and laughed:

"What the hell is my word, it turned out to be a toad!"

Wang Daoling is a demon body, but he has already invested in the Maoshan faction, which is the authentic sect of the Daomen, he is actually very repulsive to his origin, at this time, as soon as he was called by the fat monk, his old face suddenly turned red, and he said angrily:

"You fat pig also has a face to laugh at me, six god generals, don't hurry up and catch the snake demon first, and then cut off the pig's head!"

Liuding Liujia was invited by him to cast a spell, and was urged by his mana, if there was no legitimate reason, he would never retreat from the battle, and at that time he shouted at Bai Suzhen at the same time:

"Senior sister, be careful, offended!"

At the same time, they turned into twelve divine lights, crossed and repeated in the air, and formed a formation to suppress Bai Suzhen.

Bai Suzhen was about to swing her sword to meet her, but Huang Shaohong grabbed her arm and shouted: "Didn't you hear it when you stayed and watched the play, leave the fight to the old man!" ”

After he finished speaking, he pinched the law in his hand, and was about to urge Tianpeng to make a move.

But before he could urge the mana, Tianpeng had already rushed out by himself, and at this time, he saw that the fat monk's eyes were blood-red, and the green tendons on his face were revealed, and he snorted twice and roared angrily:

"Dead toad, who do you say is the pig's head? Watch my old pig pinch you to death! ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his elbow the size of a fan, oh, it was a fat hand, opened five fingers the thickness of a rolling pin, and grabbed Wang Daoling's head.

The fat monk wanted to take advantage of Huang Shaohong's failure to give instructions before he took the lead in pinching Wang Daoling, the stinky toad who dared to say that he was a pig's head, to death!

Wang Daoling faced this grasp, and immediately felt as if the heavens and the earth had collapsed, as if none of his methods and spells could come in handy at this moment, as if he was going to be caught by others in the future.

He shook the bell in his hand and shouted at Rokucho Rokka:

"God will save me!"

The twelve divine lights that suppressed Bai Suzhen turned in the air, and the lightning reversed back, and they all converged in front of Wang Daoling's body, and the sound of the 'bell' was blocked on the palm of the big fan.

As soon as the twelve divine lights touched the palm, they all turned into the appearance of the six Ding Liujia divine generals, and the weapons and blades in their hands overlapped together, jointly blocking the fat monk's fat palm.

'Boom'

The divine power on both sides collided, just like a nuclear bomb exploded on the spot.

Everyone present showed their skills to block the impact of mana.

If it weren't for the formation enchantment laid out in advance by the gods of Liuding and Liujia, it is estimated that under the impact of mana, half of Qiantang County would have turned into powder.

The six Ding Liujia god generals, with twelve blocks and one, naturally occupied the upper wind and did not move, while the huge monk took a few big steps back, and his face was surging with blood and energy.

Without looking back, he scolded backwards:

"Zhang boy, are you stupid? You see that the toad's busy swim bladder is about to spit out, you hurry up and urge the mana, without your mana, how can my old pig's law body burst out with all its strength! ”

Wang Daoling almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood, you only have a fish bladder, and your whole family has a fish bladder!

Tianpeng called Huang Shaohong 'Zhang Family Boy', obviously treating the person who cast spells and invited God as a descendant of the Heavenly Master's Mansion.

Huang Shaohong was so angry, he said in his heart that he still blamed me.

His original intention was to let Marshal Tianpeng block Liuding Liujia, but as a result, this communiquΓ© personal vendetta went directly to Wang Daoling, who would have thought of this!

However, the qi is returning to the qi, this is not the time to put the qi, and he immediately pinched the law with his hands, and transported the few 'Divine Silkworm Nine Transformations' true elements in his body, used it as mana, and urged the Tianpeng Dharma Body.

However, the bit of true yuan that he could use in his body at this time was a drop in the bucket for the Tianpeng Law Body.

As soon as it was urged, the true yuan quickly decreased, and one-fifth of it was consumed in just an instant.

Tianpeng didn't know Huang Shaohong's suffering, and after being nourished by mana, his figure immediately swelled, and at the same time he shouted:

"Let the mana come more violently!"

Fierce you second uncle!

Do you want money when you have mana?

Huang Shaohong felt that Zhenyuan was emptied of his breath, and he couldn't help but curse in his heart, but this is not the time to give up, although he is limited by his body, but this is a thick foundation.

Turning over his hand is a bottle of big blue, bite the cork and pour it into his mouth, take a bite, and the bit of true yuan in his body is instantly full.

Huang Shaohong stared at it with a big blue, and instilled the true yuan method in the Tianpeng Dharma body through the continuous passage of the Divine Law Decision.

"Roar!"

The canopy was nourished by a steady stream of mana, and its entire body began to swell.

β€˜duang’

There was another 'duang' canopy, and in addition to the pig's nose, a pig's mouth with black hair popped out.

'Bang'

The monk's robe formed by the divine power on his body was directly shattered, and the divine power automatically merged into the Dharma body, not to mention the high muscles on his chest and back, and his skin became rough and had a black mane.

Originally, when the Tianpeng Dharma Body first appeared, he was still a cute fat monk, and in the blink of an eye, he grew a mane and fangs, turning into a wild boar spirit with a long mouth and big ears, a thick body and a wide back.

The sound of the canopy was like thunder. Gulf:

"Rake to ......"

'Buzz'

The divine power gathered, and a nine-toothed nail rake with shimmering divine light was already in his hand.

There is a poem that once said:

"The mouth is three feet long at the beginning, and the fangs come out of the silver nails."

"A pair of round eyes are like electricity, and the wind is squeezing in both ears."

"There are long rows of iron arrows on the back of his head, and his skin is rough and green."

"There is a strange thing in the hand, and the nine-tooth nail palladium is all shocking."

"Kill!" As the canopy revealed his true body, he raised the nail rake, and slashed at Liuding Liujia, what mountains and flowing water, swept away the gold, looked back at the moon, picked melons at the back of his head, and sank vigorously with one move, and the Liuding Liujia retreated again and again.

Huang Shaohong watched the battle with wide eyes while pouring the big blue, if you want to talk about the martial arts of Tianpeng and these god generals, it is a top stretch of hand.

Ordinary moves are easy for them to use, and they all use them just right, and they go straight to the antelope horns without a trace.

Such a wonderful battle, Huang Shaohong naturally refused to miss it, although he is a great martial arts master, he thinks that the convenient use of martial arts is not much worse than Tianpeng and Liu Shenjiang, but watching this wonderful battle is still of great benefit to him, and even improved.

However, he watched the battle with peace of mind here, Wang Daoling and King Jinba couldn't sit still, and a wild boar spirit blocked Liujia and Liuding, if it goes on like this, those gods will be defeated, how can they be the opponents of the wild boar essence.

King Jin Ba roared, shook his hands, and a pair of pot lids of Jin Ba appeared in his hands, and with a sound of 'duang' with both hands, a huge sound wave produced ripples, and the naked eye visibly attacked the battle group in the field from the place of impact of Jin Ba.

As a result, his voice was an indiscriminate attack, enveloping the canopy and Liuding Liujia in it, and in an instant, the Liuding Liujia divine light moved in waves, and the Dharma Body was unstable.

On the other hand, Marshal Tianpeng had no effect at all, laughing and shouting: "God help me!" ”

With both hands, no matter what moves are subtle, it is directly clumsy, breaking the method by force, and slashing with no head and no brain.

Boom Boom Boom Boom .......

Almost instantly, the twelve divine bodies of the six dings and six jia gods flew out by him, and the divine light spread out and disappeared into the heavens and the earth.

Wang Daoling's spell was broken, and a mouthful of old blood finally spurted out, he didn't hate Tiancang, but pointed at King Jinba and scolded:

"Stupid, what are you doing......."

King Jinba looked at the canopy in disbelief and asked, "You...... How come your pig spirit is not affected by my 'Golden Pull Soul Search'? ”

He collided with these two golden pulls, turning back into a strong sound wave, until the divine soul, thinking that with this shocking Tianpeng Dharma Body, the twelve gods of Liuding and Liujia would take the opportunity to succeed, but unexpectedly backfired.

Hearing this, Tianpeng bared his teeth and laughed: "The soul sound of chicken feathers is not as loud as the old pig's fart!" ”

After he finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows: "What did you call me an old pig just now?" Boar essence? Bastard, you little centipede, you're dead to that toad! ”

As he spoke, he picked up the nine-toothed nail rake and slashed directly at Wang Daoling.

Wang Daoling had just vomited blood at this time, and took out a square box from his arms tremblingly, and before he could open it, he was hit through his skull by a nail rake from the canopy, leaving a row of holes in his forehead.

The next moment, under the infusion of divine power, with a 'bang', the skull exploded, and then Wang Daoling's body began to grow and deform, and finally turned into a headless toad the size of an off-road vehicle.

The canopy nail rake was raised, and he was about to destroy the corpse, when Huang Shaohong thought of something and suddenly shouted: "Marshal Tianpeng, take out his demon pill, I'm still useful!" ”

Tianpeng muttered impatiently: "What a trouble! As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and poked into the body of the toad, and directly pulled out an object, but it was not an ordinary goblin's inner pill, but a golden pill that emitted a dense aura.

"Huh...... This is the authentic Jindan of the Daomen? Forget it, it's all your old Zhang family's business anyway, so solve it for yourself! ”

After speaking, he turned around and threw it towards Huang Shaohong.

The King of Jinba over there was frightened, and the mana of the Wang Dao Spirit was not weaker than him, so he even said that he would kill him.

At this time, it no longer wants to avenge its second brother and save its life.

Jumping directly and leaving, Huang Shaohong caught Jin Dan and said to Tianpeng: "Marshal Tianpeng, there is also a centipede essence to collect it together!" ”

Unexpectedly, at this time, Tiancang's eyes were straight, and he stared directly at Bai Suzhen beside Huang Shaohong.

After hearing Huang Shaohong's words, his mouth responded: "Oh oh"

Then not only did he not pursue, but after a puff of white smoke, a handsome scholar who was suave and not worse than Huang Shaohong appeared on the spot.

With a sunny smile, the scholar saluted Bai Suzhen and said, "Miss Guigeng, have you ever been out of the cabinet?" The little pig has just been hyena, this is polite! ”