Chapter 281: Born Hercules
"Your Majesty, I just have a lot of strength, why are you so happy to be like this? Is it useful to have a lot of strength? ”
"Of course it works," Tuoba Yu said with a smile, "He has great strength and is a natural fierce general." Brother Xuan, you have to make good use of it, if you use it well, you will be a fierce general of mine, and you will be blessed by the Tuoba Dynasty. ”
Yang Xiangwei, who looked very good, scratched her head: "A natural fierce general? Hey! I didn't think I was still a little useful, I always thought that I didn't have any skills, just eat and wait for death. ”
"If you eat and wait to die, it will be a great loss for the Tuoba Dynasty. You kid, you have to practice hard in the future, I'm waiting for you to be a general for me. Tuoba Yu patted him on the shoulder happily and encouraged him.
Yang Xiangwei didn't seem to know what would happen in the future, and she was very stupid to discuss with the emperor whether she would be a general or not.
Is it to be a guard a little more majestic, or to be a general a little more majestic.
He also commented on the general's uniform and guard uniform, saying that his favorite thing now is the red guard uniform, and when he stands in the crowd, it is called a piercing eye.
"Hey, hey! The effect must be very good, no matter how many people there are, others can see me at a glance, and immediately bow down to me in a sassy and heroic manner. ”
Tuoba Yu felt as if he had captured the lifeblood of this kid - both stupid and foolish, and the point was that it was also stinky and beautiful.
No, as soon as he told this kid that the guard uniform was uniform, no matter how red it was, and there was no customized general uniform conspicuous, this kid was so happy that he was like something, shouting that he would become a general in the future.
Tuoba Yu smiled and told him, "Okay! I will personally oversee you. ”
Seeing that someone is about to fall into his own trap and still knows nothing, the sense of accomplishment in Tuoba Yu's heart is not to mention how high, it is much more interesting than correcting and correcting.
It's just that this good mood disappeared when someone reported to him that the eldest prince Tuoba Jun came.
"What is he here for? It's not good to stay in the prince's place, and run around. After Tuoba Yu finished speaking, he asked people to send Yang Xiangwei to the guard.
originally thought that he could "bump" into Qi Yixuan's eldest prince Tuoba Jun's "......"
- Why did the man leave as soon as I came?
"I've seen my father."
"Hmm!" Tuoba Yu's expression was faint, "What's the matter with looking for me at this time?" ”
This kind of businesslike tone made the eldest prince Tuoba Jun's heart a little uncomfortable.
If it's the same as before, everyone is treated like this, it's nothing, but now that there is a "Qi Yixuan", the taste is a little different.
On the other hand, Yang Xiangwei didn't know anything about it.
When he was sent back to the guards, Wei Changfeng had just finished his shift.
Yang Xiangwei didn't say a word, pulled him up, and invited a few people who were not on duty to go out for tea.
"What kind of tea, drink." Some people feel that drinking tea is not atmospheric enough, and it is better to drink alcohol. After all, for their big men, it's better to drink.
"What kind of wine to drink, it's easy to make mistakes when you drink." Yang Xiangwei immediately said, "Now that we are the ones who do things for His Majesty, how can we drink?" If you want to drink, you have to wait until the end of the shift, when you have a holiday break. Let's go, I'll treat you to tea. Don't think it's boring to drink tea, I'm here, and I guarantee that you will feel happy drinking tea......"
When she arrived at the teahouse and ordered tea and refreshments, Yang Xiangwei took out something from her body, mysteriously, "Do you know what it's called?" It's called solitaire. ”
A group of people are confused "What is a card?" ”
Someone took it, and saw the backs of all kinds of beautiful women painted on the palm-sized cards, which looked quite exquisite.
"Yes, I drew it. But that's not the point," Yang Xiangwei asked them to look at the numbers on the cards, "See, this is the ...... of the Second Three Wu Lu"
He gave them a brief introduction and took them to play cards.
A group of people thought it was quite fresh, "How to play this thing?" ”
Yang Xiangwei shuffled the cards and said, "The first game trial, I'll teach you, play a few more games and you will master the rules." Very simple. The number gets bigger and bigger the back, and then there are short swords, long swords, spears, bows and arrows, cannons, and in terms of distance, the farther the attack, the more powerful it is, you know? ”
"Oh, the cannon is a single sheet, the most powerful, I remember."
Yang Xiangwei continued, "A single can only be followed by a single one, a pair can only be followed by a pair, and four cannons, boom...... You can knock off a single sheet or a pair. The biggest and biggest are the big monkeys, the small monkeys......"
After the cards were dealt, Yang Xiangwei said that the "three of spades" could be played first.
"What is a spade?"
"Spades are the shape of peaches, black, this looks ......" Yang Xiangwei scratched on the table.
"Oh. Then I'll go out first. Someone asked, "So which card should I play first?" ”
"The youngest, you think it's useless." Yang Xiangwei said, "Whoever finishes the cards in his hand first will win first, so all of us must find a way to run away from the cards in our hands first." Start with you, clockwise, one by one. ”
"My three of spades."
"I'm a spade."
……
"I'm a cannon." Yang Xiangwei threw out a cannon, "Which of you has monkeys, come out quickly." ”
"I don't quite understand, how can a monkey be bigger than a cannon?" Some people are confused and think that such a setting is not very reasonable.
Yang Xiangwei "oops" and said, "If you say you're stupid, don't monkeys look like people, how taboo I write about people, so I use monkey ......"
Wei Changfeng felt a little inappropriate, "No, okay?" Mu monkey and crown, you monkey is afraid of ...... It's easy to misunderstand. ”
"Isn't that just right?" Yang Xiangwei pretended to be confused and said, "The biggest one should be our Majesty, but the cards can't draw Your Majesty, right?" Then use the monkey, just Mu Monkey and have the meaning of the crown and the appearance of the puppet, don't you not commit a taboo? ”
"What if someone thinks you're insinuating Your Majesty?"
The people who thought the cards were interesting just now suddenly stopped playing and made excuses one after another, saying that there was something at home and retreated quickly.
If this card really alludes to His Majesty's meaning, it will be really bad.
"Hey, don't go......" Yang Xiangwei shouted a few times, but didn't call anyone back, very depressed.
Seeing that it was not yet dark outside, he ran back to the palace in a rage.
Tuoba Yu sent off the eldest prince and dealt with the government for a while, but Zeng's father-in-law ran over and said that Qi Yixuan was here, as if he was in a hurry.
He looked puzzled, "Isn't this kid on duty, why did he come back again?" ”
Grandpa Zeng said he didn't know.
After a while, Yang Xiangwei was invited in, he looked angry, but he still didn't forget to respectfully finish the etiquette, "Long live my emperor, long live, long live." ”
"Get up, let's talk, on the first day of duty today, what do you have to report to me?"
"Your Majesty, this is too bad." Yang Xiangwei immediately told him about playing cards, he complained, "I'm already very evasive, you see, you are the biggest, I don't dare to draw, the Jade Emperor I am also afraid of insinuation, change to a monkey who is not angry, can't you?" ”
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