Chapter 1: The Goddess Shall Suffer
As the so-called beauty depends on the thighs, and whether the sao is not sassy looks at the waist, my high school tablemate Zhao Man is such a beautiful and sassy woman.
It's a pity that I don't have anything to do with her, I'm a community property manager, and she's the announcer of the city's radio station.
On this day, she posted another circle of friends, holding scissor hands, laughing with two small dimples, her chest was towering, her neck was snow-white, and she was still a selfie with no makeup, which was really good-looking.
However, I noticed that she had a red acne on the bridge of her nose, which was right on the tip of her nose, which is very rare.
As we all know, people are prone to acne on both sides of the nose, which is called Yingxiang pox, which generally does not have an impact on fortune, but acne on the tip of the nose is unusual, it is called pressure pox - the bridge of the nose is equivalent to the beam of the house, and the pressure luck will not scatter mildew, and nine out of eight will be unlucky.
Looking at Zhao Man's face with a smile, the Yin Tang between the eyebrows has a gray color that is not the same as the rest of the skin color, and the Yin Tang acupoint is a little at the end of the nose bridge, and there is a fortune of ascending high and looking far.
I felt at the time that Zhao Man had something to do in the past two days, and it was estimated that he was going to see blood depending on the degree.
Speaking of which, some people may ask, how can you look at your small property? The reason is very simple, my grandfather was a feng shui physiognomy master, and he was very prosperous in the 90s and taught me a lot of physiognomy methods.
It's a pity that he has passed away now, and before he died, he only left me a book called "Heaven and Earth Taiqing Shenjian", saying that it is the lifeblood of our old Li family, and it must be kept well.
But he warned me not to look at it until I was dying, and asked him why he didn't say anything.
Speaking of Zhao Man, I really felt something was wrong when I looked at her selfie, just four words, blood and light disaster.
With the idea of a kind reminder, I sent her a comment: "Old classmate, pay more attention to the objects on your head lately, don't be smashed by things." β
The reason why I asked her to pay attention to her head is because her bad luck comes from the Yintang acupoint and the pressure acupoint, both of which are high potential, so the bad luck comes from the top of the head, such as fans, high-altitude throwing objects, etc.
Zhao Man replied to me after a while: "Neurotic, you, can you speak?" β
Zhao Man, a young and wonderful modern beauty, obviously didn't believe it, so I won't say more, and walked around the community with the key to see if the new owner had a beautiful daughter.
Before I could walk my hot legs, I found that the WeChat group of my high school classmates exploded, and all the old classmates who usually dive for 10,000 years came out.
"Zhao Man has bought a new house, and he deserves to be our beautiful student, and he is so good at making money!"
"She said that everyone would get together on the weekend, and she would have a treat."
"Her house is a duplex bungalow in the city, and there is a small garden, which cost more than 4 million, hey, envy."
When I saw that everyone was talking about Zhao Man's new house, I couldn't help but suddenly realize.
In fact, I was a little puzzled when I looked at her photos before, because Zhao Man was obviously going to be unlucky, but Yintang was full, although the red pox on the bridge of the nose was pressed, but it could not suppress the entire bridge of the nose, but it was a bit like icing on the cake, which was very contradictory, bad luck and good luck came together.
Now I understand, Zhao Man bought a house, which is good luck, but there is a problem with the house, so she is going to be unlucky.
At this time, the topic of discussion among my classmates shifted to me for some reason.
One person said: "Have you seen Zhao Man's circle of friends? Zhao Man took a selfie in the afternoon, and was angry with Li Shiyi, hahaha. β
"That god operator has started to be a demon again, do you really think you are a half-immortal? Laughing to death. β
"Protect our Zhao Man and defeat Li Shiyi!"
These words are ridiculous and malicious, I am used to it, and when I was in high school, I was ridiculed by these grandsons because of my identity as the grandson of the feng shui master.
I wasn't going to pay attention to it, but someone Aite me: "@ζεδΈ, come out to tell fortunes, hahaha." β
This person's name is Wang Dong, he didn't get along with me when he was studying, he has been pursuing Zhao Man, but he has always failed, and when he saw that I had been at the same table with Zhao Man for two years, he complained about me.
I showed my face: "Wang Dong, I heard that you have recently been blessed, you are small and you work on the construction site, how can you be blessed?" It is recommended that you get some people to eat in the yellow food, otherwise you will get fatter and fatter. β
Wang Dong was obviously hit by what I said, and he was also very puzzled about why he got fat.
He asked me, "What is yellow among people?" Medicinal herb? β
"It's, if you eat it three times a day, you won't get fat if you empty your intestines."
"I'm going to Nima!"
The group became more lively, and Zhao Man also appeared, she sent a Sven smile: "Don't quarrel, everyone, remember the weekend party, I'll go to the new house later, the workers are still waiting for me." β
The old classmates in the group said yes one after another, and they couldn't wait to talk to Zhao Man more.
I thought about it and said: "You have bad luck today, the night is cloudy, and your bad luck comes from the top of your head, I advise you not to go to the new house, the mud bricks are not safe." β
As soon as I said this, the group exploded, and a bunch of people scolded me for not being able to speak.
Zhao Man was also very angry: "Li Shiyi, if it weren't for the sake of us being old classmates, I would have blocked you a long time ago!" β
After she finished scolding, she still had to go to see the new house.
The classmates in the group continued to scold me, saying that my mouth was stinky and that I couldn't speak.
I didn't bother either, clocked in and went back to the rental room.
I was halfway there, and suddenly a bunch of people in the group were Aite I, I opened it and looked, and everyone said evil doors.
"Damn, Zhao Man just drove to the downstairs of the new house, and suddenly a brick smashed on the front cover of her car, and it was directly dented!" Wang Dong, this kid, took the initiative to tell me the reason.
It turned out that Zhao Man posted a photo in the group just now complaining, saying that her car was dented by bricks, and the bricks fell from the roof of the new house, and I don't know who lost it.
"Li Shiyi, you have been wrong!" Many classmates are teasing me, and since Zhao Man is fine, everyone is not worried.
But I feel that the matter is serious, the brick should have smashed people, but it smashed the car, this is the appearance of "broken wealth", it is the bad luck of the family and the death of the family, to put it bluntly, Zhao Man is not as simple as being injured, she has to go bankrupt.
I said directly in the group: "Zhao Man, you go to find a lighter, put it on your shoulder, and take turns to stand it on your shoulders for three minutes." β
There is a yang fire on the shoulders of people, Zhao Man is unlucky now, the yang fire is dark, you have to use the external fire to fill the number first, and get through tonight.
Zhao Man immediately spoke: "Li Shiyi, I don't have time to pay attention to you, I'll find an insurance company to tow it." β
The classmates in the group also began to laugh, saying that I wanted to take the opportunity to hook up with the goddess, who to pretend to show me.
I'm not very happy anymore, the old classmates have run out of affection, and then we have to charge.
"Zhao Man, you have to look for me in ten minutes, send me two thousand yuan when the time comes, otherwise don't look for me." I left a word, and my heart was a little angry.
The group continued to fry the pot, and there was no need to say much about cynicism.
Zhao Man ignored me at all, and saw that it would soon be ten minutes.
The old classmates in the group also stared at me and laughed at me, and Wang Dong even counted down in the group.
Unexpectedly, when he counted down to three, Zhao Man suddenly sent a voice: "Oh my God, the ceiling fan on the third floor suddenly fell off and smashed on my shoulder, scaring me to death, but fortunately I didn't turn on the fan." β
If the fan is turned on, Zhao Man is estimated to be cut off.
The group was silent for a while, and then everyone was stunned, and they began to love me one by one.
Zhao Man also asked: "Li Shiyi, are you there?" β
I didn't pay attention to it, because now it's business, and no matter how beautiful Zhao Man is, he can't break the rules.
Seeing that I didn't show up, Zhao Man was anxious and began to chat with me privately: "Li Shiyi, what's the matter with me?" It was so scary, I cried. β
I still haven't responded.
Zhao Man went back to the group and asked, "Which of you has Li Shiyi's phone, look for him, hurry up." β
"Who has? We don't seem to have any contact with him, do we? Wang Dong also helped to inquire.
"He just said that he wanted two thousand dollars." Someone reminded.
"Isn't it? Do you really want 2,000 yuan? Old classmates aren't like this, right? A group of people were not angry in the group and were wronged for Zhao Man.
However, Zhao Man sent me money, and also sent a voice, crying and soft voice.
"Li Shiyi, help me quickly, please, the ceiling of the new house suddenly collapsed a corner just now, if the workers hadn't pulled me away, I would have been stoned to death!"