Chapter 71: Master of Success Theory in the Land of Order

With that explosion, the choking white smoke instantly filled the entire narrow alleyway.

The crowd of onlookers didn't react to what was happening. After all, who would have thought that not long ago, he was a master of the fairy wind dao bones, and suddenly he would have to spray pesticides violently?

"Ahem!"

"Ahh

For a while, the sound of coughing and sneezing was incessant.

Zhou Qin was about to rush forward to fish in troubled waters when he heard the voice of the senior next to him ask. "Go back to the yard and wait for me."

For Chenle.

Although this rotten egg attack is a bit sudden, it is not a hassle for yourself who has a 'system plug-in'.

Under the collateral effect of the totem imprint, the originally vague and chaotic front suddenly opened up: at the end of the narrow alleyway, a figure with a cloth bag on his back was twisting his ass and running frantically, and he was about to climb the wall and leave......

"This line of flowing gecko climbing the wall, it seems that there is no shortage of practice!"

Chen Le gave the other party a thumbs up and threw out a stone casually. "Come down for me."

"Oops!"

A miserable snort sounded at the root of the wall in the distance, and the uncle who was climbing the wall inexplicably felt a numb right arm and fell off the wall on the spot.

But the strong desire to survive made him stand up again with a carp, and then jumped up, climbed the wall with one hand, and kicked the wall with his left foot, and the whole person was about to take advantage of the momentum to cross the high wall.

Although the whole set of movements is chic and free, it is a pity that the knee of the wall is numb, and it is completely weak. "Ahh

The original action of kicking the wall turned into friction in an instant, and finally hit the wall with his head, and he slid down silently with one hand against the wall.

"Come with me."

When the other party's brain was still buzzing, Chen Le dragged his uncle's arm and went straight to the courtyard where the fortune teller lived, leaving only a noisy noise behind him.

After two more turns, he was at the door.

Chen Le glanced at the threshold of the courtyard and kicked the stomach of the person who was pretending to be dead on the ground. "If you pretend to sleep again, the next kick will be in your face."

"Don't, strong man!"

The grizzled goatee uncle on the ground snorted, and hurriedly struggled to sit up, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his beard was obviously crooked, but he was still quite stubborn.

Feeling the contempt in the eyes of the young man opposite, the 'uncle' smiled awkwardly as he reached out and ripped off his fake beard. "Eat with a mouthful, little brother, I just eat with a mouthful."

"You can do it."

Chen Le pointed to the unkempt chicken nest on his head, and his tone was a little heavier. "Take off your wigs too."

In the next five minutes, the unshaven uncle in front of him pulled out his beard, took off his wig, and even took off the mask on his head, revealing a face about his own age.

Then there are the shoulder pads, the voice changer in the mouth......

"There's really nothing else, I swear to God!"

The uncle in front of him turned into a little fresh meat gorgeously, and raised his hands with a swear. "The rest are original, absolutely not the slightest deception!"

You're really a make-up genius, are you forced by the helplessness of life, or is it an instinct of talent......

"Let's find a place to sit first, how long have you been doing this deception?"

Chen Le was not ambiguous, and directly entered the old police officer mode. "Don't try to lie. Because I've never liked to use my hands, I will move my feet directly. ”

The little fresh meat uncle who was sitting on the ground and sorting out his clothes had a stiff face, and he was inexplicably a little flustered, why did he always feel that this person didn't follow the routine?

"My legs are still a little soft, let me ...... slowly Doing this, uh, maybe two or three years, right? ”

The man on the ground hesitated for a moment when he recalled, and immediately realized that something was wrong. "Hey! Don't slap your face, two years, seven months and twenty-three days to be exact. ”

Under the tremendous pressure, the whole person's thinking is much clearer.

Zhou Qin also came back with roast chicken, first looked at the strangers in the courtyard with surprised and shocked eyes, and then stared at the messy pile of props on the ground for a while, and finally went back to pour water silently.

"Tell me about what you're good at."

Chen Le was still quite satisfied with the current chat status, and added a sentence after speaking. "Except, of course, on the part of fooling people."

What are you good at? The little fresh meat on the ground smiled indifferently, I am too much to talk about this! But wait...... When he heard about the merit of removing the fool, the smiles on the faces of the people on the ground gradually disappeared.

The air suddenly became quiet.

The picture of the scene froze instantly, and it once made people think that it was stuck.

Chen Le is full of black lines: Big brother, don't you have any other advantages besides bragging!?

"Okay, that counts as well."

After another two minutes of silence, Chen Le reluctantly compromised with reality. "Tell me exactly what it will be. I guess you don't want to be so muddy and continue to be a deceitful character, do you? I'll see if I can arrange a suitable position for you. ”

The little fresh meat on the ground looked embarrassed, but he didn't dare to resist strongly because of the obscenity. "Actually, I still love the previous ......"

Then in the next second, he saw the young man on the opposite side raise his hand, and a flash of blue light flashed, and it was actually a high-quality forging weapon ingredient star blue stone. If you just talk about the value, it is probably the reward for him who was abducted and deceived for more than half a year......

"Big brother, from now on, I will be your person!"

The little fresh meat on the ground had his eyes lit up, and he changed his mouth directly. "What I'm best at is this mouth, if you have any lobbyists or things to do, just let me do it, I promise to get my hands on it!"

"Brother Chen, are you going to give him this precious ore!?"

Zhou Qin, who poured water from the house, naturally discovered the scene outside, and inexplicably felt a sense of crisis. "I worked so hard for you to finally get two pieces of ......"

What the? Casual shot is a gift of star blue stone?

When the little fresh meat on the ground heard this, he really couldn't sit still, and jumped up directly on the spot with a force under his feet. "This big brother, in fact, I have always had a dream since I was a child. In addition to being a good mouthful, I am also a successful master who is enthusiastic about observing the details of life and trying to discover the truth, goodness and beauty in people's hearts. ”

"A person is not necessarily what he does, but what he learns."

The young man who spoke eloquently had enthusiasm on his face. "It's my luck to meet you, and it's you who suddenly reminded me of my dreams! I hope that from now on, I can be down-to-earth and re-become a person every day! I hope you will give me such a chance today. ”

The atmosphere is there, but unfortunately the scene is not too enthusiastic.

There was even a muscular man glaring at him and gritting his teeth. "Get out of here!"

Xiao Xianrou also did not show weakness, glared back, and looked at Chenle with a smile. "Big brother, from today on, don't treat me as a human being!"