Chapter 16, The Down-and-Out Master and Apprentice
When Tang Jie happily went downstairs with the whole family bucket, Xu Risheng happened to reach an agreement with Grandma Luo to rent it for two consecutive years at the price of five thousand a year, and he was happy that the entire second floor would be the new base camp of the Medicine Fu Sect in the future.
The master and apprentice were happy, regardless of whether it was cold or not, the two of them sat on the stone platform next to the green belt with the family bucket and looked at the whole building, munching on fried chicken while pointing fingers at the second floor and imagining the future.
They are going to renovate the second floor first, 204 is the bedroom where the master and apprentice live together, 203 is the guest room for the occasional guests who come to visit the master and apprentice, and the walls of 201 and 202 are directly opened up as the dojo, where the demons are all there to practice and practice, make weapons, magic weapons, and interrogate monsters......
The master and apprentice were thinking about how to renovate the second floor, Tang Jie suddenly stopped gnawing on the fried chicken in his hand, and stared at the window on the third floor, 304 should have been the location of the bedroom, at this time there was a woman with smoky makeup and pink hair and a metalpunk outfit standing at the window, she was lying on the glass and looking downstairs, and found Tang Jie looking at herself, grinning at Tang Jie, the corners of her mouth turned up more and more, and finally turned into a hideous smile.
Tang Jie wanted to move but found that he couldn't move at all, the woman was obviously on the third floor, but her weird face was getting closer and closer to herself, as if it was close at hand, she could easily feel the breath she exhaled, and the cold cold air rushed straight to the heavenly spirit cover.
"Are you, looking, me?" A slightly charming voice sounded in Tang Jie's ears.
Tang Jie wanted to resist very much, and wanted to roar and tell her, 'Lao Tzu is an orthodox demon exterminator!' All the demons and monsters are gone! But his mouth was stuffed with fried chicken, and he couldn't speak at all, and all the parts of his body that should have been movable were like lead at this time, and he couldn't even move his eyeballs, and he couldn't ask the master on the side for help.
The cold fingers put on his cheeks, followed by the cold and soft lips grinding in his ears, and a slightly playful voice sounded in his ears:
"You didn't reject me, you just liked it? Then let's talk about it, we have to stay together! ”
Tang Jie only felt that his face was cold, and his whole body instantly shivered, everything returned to normal, he was still eating fried chicken and looking at the window of 304, but there was not even a figure at the window, only the white curtains swaying in the wind.
In my ears was the piercing ringing sound of the Master's dilapidated old machine: "Red beans are beautiful, red beans are red, red beans are red before the mountain, red beans are red in front of the mountain, red beans are red, red in front of the door and red in front of the window......"
Xu Risheng didn't notice the abnormality of Tang Jie on his body at all, threw down the fried chicken nuggets and wiped the grease stains on his hands with his clothes, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and shouted loudly:
"Hey, who!"
Tang Jie sat on the stone platform mechanically chewing the fried chicken in his mouth as if he had just woken up from a dream, and slowly stretched out his oil-stained hand to his cheek, and the warmth when his fingertips touched his cheek made Tang Jie tremble unconsciously.
"Excessive? No problem, you can take this job, don't ask the price! I let it go, Luo Xinghe's little rabbit cub asked how much you want, I'm five hundred yuan cheaper than him, it's interesting enough, right? What the? The little bunny said it was five hundred cheaper than me, and you came to ask me? ”
Xu Risheng roared and stood up from the stone platform in a hurry, and the corner of his clothes rubbed over the fried chicken on the side, Tang Jie came back to his senses completely, and immediately went to pick up the fried chicken pieces on the ground.
"You can still eat it if you pick it up in five seconds, and you can still eat ......"
Tang Jie muttered about the five-second theory, not thinking about what happened just now, and the appearance of quickly picking up chicken nuggets was extremely distressing.
At this time, another bucket of the whole family appeared in front of Tang Jie, Tang Jie looked up along the plastic bag containing the family bucket, it was the woman who appeared in Mo Wencheng's house just now, she seemed to be Mo Wencheng's mother.
"How can two people eat a bucket enough, before you and Wen Cheng's account is not settled, our family has to prevent you from starving to death, otherwise it will become a murder for us who want to pay off our debts."
Wen Jing was very embarrassed by Tang Jie's stupid eyes, coughed twice and put the family bucket in his hand in front of Tang Jie, looking at this down-and-out young man as big as Wen Qian, he was a little inexplicably distressed, and took out two hundred yuan from his pocket and put it on the family bucket and turned to leave.
Tang Jie looked at the money and suddenly wanted to cry, looked at Wen Jing's back and shouted: "Auntie, I borrowed the money from you, and I will definitely pay you back in the future!" ”
"Good! Auntie, I'm doing live broadcasts, and when you have money, come to Auntie's live broadcast room to brush up on gifts, and you will pay off your debts. ”
Wen Jing replied a little like crazy, so that Tang Jie's tears, which were already moved to tears, were instantly held back.
"Auntie, let's count the same thing, Mo Wencheng has to accompany me at least two million for the viewing glass, plus a nine-section whip, even if it is not a nine-section whip, it must be a weapon of the same level in addition to the spirit......"
"Stop! Needless to say, when Auntie's bunch of things is welfare, you two masters and apprentices continue to blow the cold wind here. ”
Wen Jing smiled bitterly at Tang Jie and sighed and turned to leave again, secretly sighing that the young people nowadays retreated at the mention of gratitude, which was simply a shame for the young people, bragging without a draft, even if they didn't know how to do it, they were the two masters and apprentices who were so downtrodden, it was impossible to use millions of mirrors.
"Tang Jie, what do you see? Angry to death, Luo Xinghe, the little rabbit cub, is getting more and more excessive, in order to prevent me from lowering the price, he took the initiative to lower the price than me, this is bullying the old! We still have a teacher, he is a decent family, he ......"
Xu Risheng was complaining to Tang Jie about Luo Xinghe's shamelessness, and suddenly found that the apprentice was not only not listening to him, but his eyes were like being evil, staring at the middle-aged woman who was far away on the road all the time.
"Apprentice, are you thinking of spring? That body looks like an old woman who is forty years old, even if the body is well maintained, it is useless, don't be blinded by the grace of this meal, in case she is looking for a little white face to practice evil skills, you are in danger! ”
Xu Risheng persuaded Tang Jie not to have crooked thoughts, Tang Jie turned his head helplessly to look at the master and said with a wry smile:
"Master, that's Mo Wencheng's mother, people just look at us pitiful, afraid that we will starve to death, some people will suspect that the Mo family murdered us, and their family is afraid of getting into trouble! What are you thinking? Your apprentice, I am determined to cultivate all my life like you, Master! ”
"Huh...... What about joking for the teacher, can't you even hear this kid's jokes? Master just pulled a business, to overtake a girl who died in a car accident, although the price is a little lower, not enough for us to have a meal, but Master finally hardened up and grabbed the business from the little rabbit cub in Luo Xinghe. ”
Xu Risheng smiled awkwardly, and immediately changed the topic to show off his strength.
"Alas, Master, wouldn't it be good for you to have a win-win situation with Luo Xinghe? Every time you can earn two thousand jobs, as long as the other party says that you have found Luo Xinghe, you will immediately lower your value to three hundred, and our ancestral property on Changbai Mountain will be mortgaged by you like this! ”
Tang Jie sighed helplessly, and while lifting the family bucket and walking to Grandma Luo's house on the first floor to borrow a refrigerator to store food, he counted the master's losses and made money, completely forgetting to tell the master about the abnormal thing he had just seen in the 304 window.
"I didn't pay much, this time it's a five-hundred-hundred-year-old job, how many times do you have to say it before you can understand, I rented the ancestral property on Changbai Mountain to the Changbai Mountain Scenic Area to attract tourists, not mortgaged to pay off the debt! Apprentice, listen to my explanation! ”
Xu Risheng didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, and immediately went to chase Tang Jie, so that he knew that he had a sense of the overall situation.