In the early morning, a cheerful mobile phone ringtone: "I want to find a girlfriend and give her the best tenderness in the world." Yu Xiaoxiang closed his eyes and turned over: "Damn, who changed my ringtone." ”

Groping with his mobile phone, he opened his hazy sleepy eyes and looked at the phone screen: "Ren Youjun Great Demon called." ”

As soon as Yu Xiaoxiang's finger clicked on "connect", there was already a half-smoking voice on the side: "Concubine Xiaoxiang, now you have less than half an hour left to come to the classroom, bring me the homework I wrote, you, don't be late, otherwise you know the consequences." ”

Yu Xiaoxiang sat up suddenly, glared at the phone screen fiercely, and then said calmly: "I obviously warned you, you are not allowed to call me Concubine Xiaoxiang!" And to tell you a good news, I, Yu Xiaoxiang, didn't help you write your chemistry homework at all, you are waiting to be punished by the bald Li today. Then he hung up the phone, I don't know if Ren Youjun over there has exploded, it's funny to think about that picture.

My name is Yu Xiaoxiang, because my mother likes Lin Daiyu so she gave me this name, I hope that in the future, I will be like Daiyu's sister, and the person who just called me is called Ren Youjun, a genius in liberal arts, and our story began slowly.

The sliding door of the bedroom was pushed open with a "clang".

"Listen to your alarm clock, you won't fall in love, warn you! You're about to go to your second year of science class! Before graduating from high school, don't use your brain, and tell when the time comes..."

Yu Xiaoxiang immediately interrupted, and hurriedly said: "Mom, you're wrong, this is a classmate who likes to play pranks changed my alarm clock ringtone, and I don't have that kind of interest in what I like or dislike." ”

"That's good, hurry up and change into your school uniform and come out for breakfast!" Yu Xiaoxiang's mother turned around and closed the bedroom door.

Yu Xiaoxiang spread out the light blue school uniform of XX No. 2 Middle School, and the school logo behind him was scribbled with a black gel pen with a large sentence "You are looking at the lonely scenery", the clothes mean the school's logo, and it is clearly stipulated that it cannot be scribbled.

Yu Xiaoxiang frowned and whispered, "Who did this?" Actually scribbling on my school uniform! How miserable am I today. "On second thought, it must be the trick of that liberal arts geek.

Yu Xiaoxiang didn't have time to eat breakfast, she had to go to school immediately, and she had to take advantage of the fact that the guards would not check carefully, so as to get through the test, the director of teaching was stuck at the school gate at 7:00 every day, and she had to enter the school before 7:00, otherwise it would be over today.

As Yu Xiaoxiang expected, she easily entered the school with the cover of her schoolbag.

In the classroom, Yu Xiaoxiang threw his schoolbag in front of Ren Youjun's desktop and accused: "There must be a limit to joking, why do you casually scribble my school uniform?" If today I was punished by the teacher and the school, I would not hesitate to say you. ”

Ren Youjun wanted to refute her, but the words stopped when they came to his mouth, and Ren Youjun finally got up and walked to the window, took out his mobile phone and made a call.

Yu Xiaoxiang said angrily: "I'm really unlucky, I actually chose to sit at the same table with you in my first year of high school, you listened carefully to politics, history, and geography, and the science class was a small trick for me in three days, and a big trick in two days, I've had enough of this kind of days!" Although the first year of high school is almost over, I have to go to the teacher today to change my seat! As he spoke, he sorted out the various simulated scary props in the seat, and these props knew at a glance that they were the masterpieces of the Great Demon.

The only classmates in the classroom whispered to each other.

said that it was too late, and the bald Li quickly broke into the classroom with a bamboo stick in his hand and shouted: "Raise your hands, I received a tip-off that someone is copying homework here today, and they are all honest and don't let me catch it!" ”

As soon as the previous sentence was finished, the next sentence came to the front of the classmates, stepped forward to check what they were doing, and caught two or three classmates who were copying their homework in half a circle, and then walked to the seats of me and Ren Youjun.

Bald Li stretched out a rough hand, lit the table and said loudly: "Take out your chemistry homework, especially yours, Yu Xiaoxiang!" ”

I subconsciously became nervous, I am a strange person in the class, a female physiology has excellent grades, usually I have the best chemistry grades, and I have never deserted in class, why does the chemistry teacher ask me for homework first, did the teacher find the graffiti on the back of our school uniform and think that I was starting to be a "bad student"?

With apprehension, I took out the "Chemistry Workbook for the First Semester of High School" from my schoolbag and handed it to the bald Li with a trembling hand.

Who wants to be bald Li looked nervously and I laughed out loud and said: "The most important thing to copy homework is the homework of a good student, and the prevention is that sample homework like you falls into the hands of little rabbit cubs", he said and pointed to Ren Youjun and motioned for him to take out the chemistry workbook.

Seeing the bald Li pointing at Ren Youjun, I was even more nervous, his chemistry exercise book was lying in my school bag, and the homework was even more empty, without a word, what should I do if he was caught by the bald Li today, what would be the thing that threatened me......

"I'm sorry teacher, my tablemate accidentally took my workbook away yesterday, so I copied the homework on the workbook and asked Lao Li to check it" said as he handed the workbook to the bald Li.

Hearing this, my heart felt even more suffocated, how could this abnormal Ren Youjun do chemistry homework, could the sun come out of the west?

The bald Li said to Ren Youjun while flipping through Ren Youjun's homework: "You weird little rabbit cub in liberal arts, you can dictate the periodic table and chemical formulas in chemistry class, and you write on the blackboard." ”

Ringing ringing, in a blink of an eye, came to chemistry dictation time.

Bald Li said excitedly: "I have gained a lot today, confiscated 10 empty chemistry homework, 6 math homework, and 4 English homework, why is chemistry so much more difficult than liberal arts!" Now I'm going to show you what devil's chemistry is, and everyone takes a blank piece of paper and a pen and starts dictating in different seats! ”

I feel like I can hear the teacher's gnashing of teeth! Some of the classmates panicked, and the cheat sheet on the desk was not cheaper than the other party.

"Yu Xiaoxiang and Ren Youjun took the stage to dictate!" Bald Lee continued.

If you go to the blackboard on stage, the graffiti behind me will be discovered, it's over, it's over, what should I do, just when I was anxious, Ren Youjun came over and said with a wicked smile: "Don't worry, I'll help you solve the graffiti!" ”

I gave him a blank look, just you, the mud bodhisattva crossing the river itself is difficult to protect and said to solve it, forget it, it's a big deal to explain, it's really not possible to write a guarantee. With self-consolation, I stepped onto the podium and prepared to face it.

The bald Li turned his back to me and said: "Everyone immediately change seats now, change to a new position, first check whether there are any cheat sheets on the table, whether there are any small notes, once the whistleblower does not need to dictate and write chemistry homework for three days." ”

With a "wow", the whole class exploded, and the other party will get such a good benefit, and everyone began to frantically look for the "evidence" on the table to exchange the chips for not writing homework.

"I reported that Ren Youjun has a cheat sheet on his desktop!" Xue Ermeng shouted loudly while pointing to the table while raising his hand.

This Xue Ermeng has always regarded Ren Youjun as a thorn in his side, because Ren Youjun has always been the first in liberal arts, and she has never been able to surpass Ren Youjun, and gradually she is called by everyone: "The second in ten thousand years", the most important thing is that a boy has higher liberal arts grades than girls, Xue Ermeng feels that this is a shame.

At this critical moment.

"I can prove that Ren Youjun didn't write a cheat sheet, and he didn't listen to the cheat!" I must be crazy to turn my attention to me or help a big demon at the same table! I must be stupid.

"Because, because the teacher told him early in the morning that he was on stage today to dictate, how could he still write on the desk, you are obviously planting!" I then shouted.

I saw Xue Ermeng pause for a moment and then laughed and said: "I planted it, hahaha, you started to paint that kind of graffiti on the back of your school uniform, and it was really broken by Ren Youjun!" ”

The next second, the eyes of the whole class stayed on me, my mind was blank, only the voice of bald Li came from my ears: "Turn around, let me see what school uniform graffiti!" ”

My head went blank.....