"There's a bunch of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea......"

With the short book street in front of him in sight, Lu Mang's mood was much better, his hands crossed behind his head, swaggering away, and humming a minor tune in his mouth from time to time.

No longer snorted arrogantly, and said with great disdain: "Humming these boring nursery rhymes all day long, Konohamaru you are really a childish little ghost!" ”

Lu Mang grinned, "I'm originally a little ghost, and singing children's songs is a normal thing." ”

Looking at the sky at 45 degrees, he said faintly: "It's a guy who claims to be a cold-blooded demon and a murderer, and one day he sang a children's song with me." ”

He stumbled and angrily denied: "Impossible, absolutely impossible to have such a thing." ”

"Really?"

Lu Mang continued to look at the sky at 45 degrees, and said faintly: "A certain tsundere uncle doesn't admit it, but it doesn't matter, I have a witness." ”

He jumped in front of Bai in three steps and two steps, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Hey, Bai, have you ever heard the uncle without eyebrows sing 'Pleasant Goat' with me?" ”

"Poof......

Bai laughed out loud, hurriedly covered his mouth, and pretended to be nothing.

Lu Mang was stunned for a moment, and muttered, "In other words, you look so good when you smile." ”

Bai is worthy of being a women's clothing boss, and his style of looking back and smiling is more attractive than many women Lu Mang has seen before.

He secretly warned himself in his heart: Lu Mang, Lu Mang, although your current body is a little ghost like Konoha Maru, but your essence is a normal man, remember, you must remember, don't be bent by this guy Bai.

"Did I really sing that, Bai, it's impossible, how could I sing such a retarded nursery rhyme?"

The voice of no more embarrassment interrupted Lu Mang's thoughts and brought back his rippling mind.

He didn't cut off his eyes again, and said disdainfully: "Come on, Uncle Tsundere, I'm embarrassed to demolish you, do you really think you are so determined?" ”

No matter how much he didn't cut it, he saw that something was wrong from Bai's reaction, but he still denied it.

"No, it can't be, a ...... like me"

"Shh

Lu Mang interrupted the boast of not cutting again, his eyes turned around a few times, and he laughed twice, using the agitation method to excite the general and not beheading again.

"Then do you dare to follow me to read a lyric, remember, you can only read it, don't sing it."

"Isn't it just a lyric, what's so difficult, come on, let's start."

No matter how much he prides himself on being strong-willed, he naturally has no reason not to dare to fight, and without thinking about it, he accepted it with a big grin.

In less than a moment, he was defeated with a red face.

"Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat, slow goat, soft cotton, red wolf, gray wolf. Don't look at me as just a sheep......"

The first few sheep and sheep were fine, but when it came to the back sentence "Don't look at me as just a sheep", Lu Mang only started the tune slightly, and he didn't sing it officially, and he took the initiative to sing it without cutting himself.

Lu Mang sneered, and Bai laughed for the first time, laughing so much that a flower branch trembled, and it was beautiful.

"How is it possible, how can it be ...... like this"

No matter how much he didn't cut his face, he kept muttering in his mouth, he couldn't believe that he was defeated by Lu Mang so easily.

Lu Mang sneered, and said secretly in his heart: Most of the children's songs that can become popular are brainwashing divine comedies, and after a demonic cycle over and over again in his ears in the past few days, it is strange that he will not be led crooked.

But then again, when it comes to demonic nature, it seems that Bai's demonic nature is even greater, so don't be led crooked by him.

"Let's go, let's go to Short Book Street soon, I'll invite you to a barbecue dinner."

"And said that you please, in the end, it was not for nothing, what a sinister and despicable little ghost."

No matter how much he doesn't cut his impression of Lu Mang, it has become even worse.

…………

At the barbecue restaurant on Short Book Street, after the three of them were full of wine and food, Lu Mang took out the photos of the three of them as usual, and asked with little hope: "Hey, Uncle Barbecue, have you seen the three people in the photo?" ”

The three of them ate a lot of barbecue, which made the barbecue shop owner make a lot of money, and in order to attract high-rollers like Lu Mang, he took Lu Mang's problem very seriously.

After taking the photo and pondering for a while, the owner of the barbecue restaurant handed the photo back, shook his head with some regret, and said, "I'm sorry for this guest, I haven't seen these people in your photo." ”

After many blows of hope and then disappointment, Lu Mang didn't have much hope this time, so he didn't feel disappointed.

After taking the photo, Lu Mang said casually: "There's nothing to be sorry about, the three of them shouldn't have come here yet, and it's normal that you haven't seen them." ”

As soon as the conversation changed, he asked a more critical question: "By the way, Uncle Barbecue, I heard that there are many gambling houses in your short book street, is there any one that ......?"

Lu Mang was asking questions, and the owner of the barbecue restaurant suddenly slapped his forehead and exclaimed in surprise: "Oops, I remembered." ”

"Remembering what?"

Lu Mang's heart beat faster, "I only remembered when I heard the word casino, did you remember that you had seen Aunt Tsunade in the gambling house, Uncle Barbecue?" ”

In terms of age, the 55-year-old Tsunade at this time is more than enough to be the 8-year-old grandmother of Konohamaru.

However, in terms of seniority, Tsunade is the granddaughter of the first Hokage Senju Pillar, while Sarutobi Hizashi is a disciple of Senjutsu Pillar, and Konohamaru is the grandson of Sarutobi Hizaku.

So there is only one generation between the two, and there is nothing wrong with Lu Mang being called Aunt Gangshou.

"Auntie?"

The owner of the barbecue restaurant was stunned for a moment and muttered, "It's just a beautiful little girl who is not much older than you, how can she be an aunt?" ”

"Little Girl......"

Lu Mang wiped the cold sweat dripping from the corners of his forehead, and said in his heart that this Aunt Tsunade is really hard enough to avoid debts, and a 55-year-old person can really do it if she pretends to be a teenage girl.

"Well, it doesn't matter if it's a little girl or not, Uncle Barbecue, where have you seen her?"

Lu Mang asked with expectation, but the answer he got was a mixture of joy and sorrow.

"Speaking of which, I didn't look closely at the little girl's face......"

The barbecue uncle's face was slightly red, and he recalled with emotion: "It's really embarrassing to say, I was ...... by that beautiful little girl's pair at that time Well, what attracts ......"

Lu Mang broke out in a cold sweat.

Tsunade-hime's pair of big breasts and her title of "legendary big fat sheep" are equally famous, and many people, not just men, are the first to be attracted by that pair of big breasts.

It's normal for the barbecue uncle to behave like this, after all, they are all normal men.

"I remember that pretty little girl had a very chic necklace on her chest......"

"I see."

After listening to Uncle Barbecue's narration, Lu Mang also sighed, he didn't expect that Tsunade, who couldn't find it with all his hard work, would be discovered in such a way.

"By the way, Uncle Barbecue, where is that beautiful little girl now?"