The second chapter picks up the Qi, and the mandarin duck spectrum is messy
"Do you have faith?"
"Nope"
"Do you have anyone you hate?"
"Yes"
"If that person takes away your blessing and leaves you stuck in the mud and unable to get out, are you willing to stand up and be a brave man to protect yourself?"
"Yes" "No"
Shan Yan does the questions quickly, and the front ones are all inconsequential questions, but each question is slightly rubbed, making psychological hints to the answerer, making him feel that his behavior is protecting himself.
This kind of topic is already a bit of a sideline, almost teaching people, venting their negative emotions to the people they hate.
Shan Yan hesitated for a moment and chose "yes", and then a dialog box appeared:
"Congratulations, have you successfully paired with the upside-down tarot card and accepted the point task offered by the other party?"
Shan Yan selected Accept, and a dialog box appeared directly on the screen, showing that he was chatting with an upside-down tarot card:
"This is a serial mission, and if you accept it, you can't go back! If you renege, you will be monitored by the entire Brave Games Association, and your membership video will be spread to all corners of your city!"
After seeing this sentence, Wen Cheng turned his head to look at Mo Dabao and asked:
"Dad, it's a good fun, what's your joining video? Candid or selfie? Do you need me to call my mother to tell you? ”
"My initiation video is...... It's dancing with a skeleton, the other party said to stimulate the bold video, I just have a pair of plastic bones, I can't tell the truth at all when I'm far away, I lied to the audit and said that it was my lover, she has been dead for three years, and I have to dance with her every day to relieve the pain of lovesickness. ”
"Daddy deserves to be you! It's all right, is the person on the other side a fool? Can't find this? ”
Wen Cheng couldn't help but give a thumbs up to his father, and only he could think of this kind of video.
"I'm dressing the skeleton.,Don't forget your dad I'm an all-round writer from all walks of life.,This little meaning.,I'm also fighting for the material.,I'll have to tell you about it when I turn around.,The group of kids who pulled me into this brave game to kill Matt promotion group.,I just choked them a few words.,Not only don't kick me out of the group.,To make an appointment with me.,Longer than who stays in this game.,It's a child to speak.。
Mo Dabao was complaining to Ask Orange about how strange the three views of the children were, and Shan Yan chatted with the upside-down tarot cards here, and accepted the other party's task, so that he would go to the bench at the bus station tomorrow to pick up the task package.
"Uncle Mo, can you borrow me a computer for a few days? I'll help you back up your files to other computers, and I'm afraid that the other party will be suspicious if I change the login device. ”
Shan Yan browsed other web pages, and all kinds of text materials can be backed up as a whole, so as not to delay Mo Dabao's use; Buckled up the computer and was about to ask Mo Dabao if he agreed to lend him the computer, only to find that he was sitting so close to Wen Cheng, if she wasn't chatting with Mo Dabao, he might have bumped into her face to face.
Hearing Shan Yan's voice, Wen Cheng suddenly turned his head, and Shan Yan leaned back with the computer, avoiding contact with Wen Cheng, but fell to the ground because of his body imbalance, and his shoulder hit the toilet.
"No problem, you can use the computer as you like, it's what I should do to cooperate with your work, you can help me transfer all the materials to the old computer in the kitchen."
Mo Dabao said and hurriedly dragged the orange up, and he turned sideways to help the proverb up, the bathroom space was already small, and the proverb deliberately fell, nine times out of ten he wanted to win the sympathy of the orange and let the orange pay more attention to him.
Mo Dabao squinted and smiled at him after picking up Shan Yan, which meant to say: 'Stinky boy, Lao Tzu is the one who writes essays, you dare to use this kind of routine in romance essays, who do you look down on!' ’
This smile was misunderstood by Shan Yan, who felt that he was now like a walking material bag, and was stared at by Mo Dabao's interest.
"Wait! What exactly do you do? ”
"The psychological consultant of the serious crime team is responsible for reading the autopsy report for Qian Xiu, threading all the clues into a line, pointing out a direction for the investigation, and letting them take fewer detours, I am not a graduate of the police academy, so I can only be regarded as a consultant, even if I am half a policeman."
Shan Yanluo explained, asked Cheng with a suddenly realized expression, stretched out his hand and patted Mo Dabao's shoulder and asked:
"Dad, how do you know that he is a police officer, and you said that you ...... cooperate with him?"
Before he finished asking Cheng, Mo Dabao pushed away Wen Cheng's hand and made a gesture of invitation to Shan Yan, motioning for him to come out of the bathroom, and the two of them went outside to talk.
"This stupid girl in my family makes you laugh, she is usually a little smart, maybe she forgot to eat today, she is a little stupid."
"Dad! Who are you talking about? ”
Asking Orange yelled and complained, followed the two of them out of the bathroom, and watched them pass the documents into the computer hidden in the kitchen cabinet, when a question suddenly came to mind.
"Dad! Are you male or female in your registration ID? ”
"It must be a man, otherwise how can you dance with a dummy in your arms?"
Mo Dabao sighed, and replied helplessly to ask Orange, but he was a little puzzled in his heart, and asked Orange who inherited this IQ.
"But I answered the question by a woman!"
"Don't worry, I've already helped me come over, my uncle is dancing with his face covered, right?"
Shan Yan operated the computer and lowered his head to ask Mo Dabao.
"yes, how do you know?"
Mo Dabao was a little surprised, did this kid peek at the video he took.
"The other party asked me, it's obviously a male dancer, why do you want to fill in that you are a woman."
"How did you answer?"
Wen Cheng stood behind Shan Yan, couldn't see his face, let alone know his expression at this time, and thought that he should not say that he had sex reassignment surgery.
"I loved my lover so much more than anything else, so I became her, and that's what I used to do."
Shan Yan's answer made Mo Dabao, who was originally squatting aside, stand up, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Good boy! What a ghost! Got a girlfriend? My daughter, do you think it's okay, just your god to take care of my family and ask Orange for the second half of his life. ”
"Uncle Mo, are you ...... I still want to live a few more years, just now I almost asked Mo Wenqian to take off my shoulder, and I fell into the same position in the bathroom, I am with others, it is the other party's bad luck, and when I arrive at your house, I am unlucky, I am ......"
Shan Yan covered his arm to avoid Mo Dabao's hand, the place where he shot was the place where he was injured twice, this hand is really strong! I guess I won't be able to lift my arm tomorrow.
"Dad! Can't we get down to business? What the hell did you see when you heard the doorbell ring! Stop overfilling with your materials! Be honest! ”
Ask Cheng gritted her teeth at Mo Dabao and said, she is very angry now, not because Mo Dabao messed with the mandarin duck score, but because she actually refused to use a single proverb? I was rejected!