Chapter 41, The Price of Laughter
Ask Orange just relieved himself, and he didn't hear the sound of the bronze sword falling to the ground for a long time, and Ask Orange was a little panicked, if he wasn't careful about the temporary mutiny, the bronze sword was caught by the bus driver! Ask Orange turned around slowly, tentatively turned around to look at the position of the bronze sword, and was still worried that if the driver was open the window, be careful of that hand, the door flew in and the window flew out.
"If you want to see it, you can see it openly, I've been looking for you for two days, and the whole car is driven for you, and now there is not a single passenger in the car."
The hoarse voice of the ghost car driver asked the orange goosebumps to rise, and boldly turned his head to see that the bronze sword was nailed in front of the driver impartially, and secretly cursed in his heart that the careful head was not good, as long as he threw it back a little more, and now the driver's head was divided in half.
"You're disappointed?" The driver saw Ask Orange's lost pouting from the car glass.
"No, no, how dare I be disappointed, I have to be responsible for what I say wrong, isn't it just to go to a friendship square? Even if you go to ......."
Ask Cheng almost said the word yin, quickly bit his tongue, and swallowed the words stiffly.
"You guessed it, I'm just going to take you to Yin Si to accompany me as a companion, there is a sewer outlet where you got on the car just now, I can't drag a living person even if I'm a ghost, I overdrew a little Yin De and threw you into the sewer, haha...... In the middle of the night, no one would have thought that there was a dying person lying in the sewers! Even if someone finds you, you're already cold! ”
The driver made no secret of the success of his plan, laughing happily, the tip of his nose almost hitting the bronze blade, and he was so frightened that he quickly leaned back in his chair.
"Why are you so vicious! I'm only in my twenties, how can you decide whether I live or die? ”
Asking Cheng vented his dissatisfaction, got up from the ground and tugged on the door with his back to the driver, trying to escape from the car.
"Because you smile so beautifully, like a sunflower, it reminds me of the past when I was alive."
The driver really gave Q Cheng an answer, but this answer was a little inexplicable, as if someone on the side of the road saw that you were not pleasing to the eye and deliberately carried a stick to give you a look, Q Cheng was also stunned by this reason, and he was not afraid to look at the driver, and turned his head suspiciously to look at the driver and said a little narcissistically:
"I'm speechless for this reason, I know I'm cute, but I'm not going to be cute, right? Do you like my laughter? Could it be because I'm like your daughter? Sister? No matter how bad you are like your mother? That's grandma? ”
Ask Orange to try to increase his seniority to see the driver's reaction, but the result is that the seniors have been added to the grandmother, the driver still has no expression, still drives calmly with a straight face, and asks Orange's retarded mind with a silent mockery.
"Then how did a pervert like you get admitted to the Yin Division Civil Servant? Just to keep my smile and add memories to myself? ”
The more the other party doesn't speak, the more bottomless he is in his heart, and he doesn't know what the result will be waiting for him, rather than being tortured by cold violence, it is better to fight back and fight for a chance to give himself a chance to survive.
After making up his mind to break the cauldron and sink the boat, he gave himself the courage to strengthen himself, and stretched out his hand to draw the sword in front of the driver, and reached out to pull a sword flower to disperse the inertia of drawing the sword, and put the sword on the driver's neck when he returned.
"If you don't speak, I'll force you to say, you're more afraid of this bronze sword in my hand than I'm afraid of you, agree to dissolve the contract! Open the door, you don't have to take me to Friendship Square, I'll just get off here. ”
Ask Orange pretending to say cruel words, in fact, the hand holding the sword is shaking, after all, the other party is a non-human, his arm can stretch two or three meters long, a little effort to beat himself, he will have to take a break, it is impossible to cause him any harm at all.
"I was a thief when I was alive, I was a thief, I only stole the rich and the wicked who did all kinds of evil, just because I used other people's money to help the poor and save people's lives, and after my death, someone helped me collect the body, burned incense and worshiped my good, so that I successfully passed the civil service exam of Yin Si and became a ghost car driver."
"It's already a good result for you, do you have anything to complain about? Why do you have to pull me on, you open the car door! If I keep it open, I'll be dead in the sewers. ”
Asked Cheng didn't hear anything about the smile, the driver really had something else to do.
"The stabbed woman of mine is very beautiful when she laughs, when she celebrates that she caught me, that smile is just like you, it is joy from the heart, even in the end, when she knows that I was infected with tetanus because of the knife wound, and the high fever does not go away and wants to die, she is also sincerely crying for me, your smile that day ......"
Before the driver finished speaking, he fell into the memories and was so moved that he couldn't extricate himself, the bronze sword was slightly raised and fell unceremoniously, and there was no even a word to talk to, and the driver was quiet.
The body was still sitting in the seat, and his arms were also held on the steering wheel, but his head was rotated at a ninety degree angle to look at the orange board and said seriously:
"Don't you know I'm a ghost? This doesn't work for me, what I was afraid of just now was the evil aura emanating from the sword, I didn't feel anything after being slashed by a sword, and it was just like that, and it couldn't stop me from taking you back to Yin Si to stay with me. ”
"You're too confident, you haven't reached out and touched your neck, but anything that has been cut off by me can't heal, your head and neck can be moved at will, they should be able to be separated, this two hundred and five will take the lead."
Kenshin snatched the bronze sword and walked out from behind Wen Cheng, showing off himself proudly, while not forgetting to bury Wen Cheng in a wave, and easily came up on the driver's arm.
The driver's arm really didn't take it back, his right hand was still on the steering wheel, and half of his arm was hanging to the side and shaking slightly.
"Don't you like people to smile at you? Okay, I can smile at you too, I smile much better than her, how do you want me to laugh? Is it the face of the sinister and cunning villain, or the joy of eliminating evil and promoting good, or the madness after seeing blood? ”
Kenshin said that he was about to raise his sword and slash again, and the color of the sky-blue robe on his body began to darken, and asked Orange at first to think that he was going to transform into a dark blue robe of the imperial sword heart, but then he found that he had something to say, and he could taste a little sickly feeling if he tasted it carefully.
Only then did Ask Orange realize that Kenshin was going to be blackened, and it was not possible because of this car, which stimulated the potential of the Kenshin Demon.
Wen Cheng hurriedly reached out and grabbed the bronze sword in Kenshin's hand, even though there was a difference in strength from Kenshin, he was still doing his best to prevent Kenshin from slashing down again.
"It's just a contract that can be dissolved! I'm still your contractor! Driver, stop now! Stop me and let me go! ”
Ask Cheng to hang Kenshin's arm all over the body, and finally let Kenshin stop, and the driver also braked sharply and parked the car in the middle of the road.
Asked Cheng was thrown against the front window, his head hurt, and then Kenshin threw the bronze sword over.
"Since the car is parked, let's talk about the deed, you go and split the cash box! The ghost rides in the car either without spending money or with dark coins, you find the real money you put when you get on the car, tear it up and swallow it to dissolve the contract, this kind of two-dollar contract, the price of breaking your promise is at most to make you stretch your stomach for a few days. ”
Kenshin's clothes returned to normal, even lighter than sky blue, and they were back to the moon-white they were when they first met.