Chapter 567: Hell's Kitchen's Christmas Special
Stark looked at the horned helmet on Loki's head and laughed mockingly: "It looks like your aesthetic is really problematic, let me guess, your father is a Nordic barbarian?" Why else would you like this kind of thing? ”
Stark chattered and communicated urgently with Jarvis, relieved to learn that the butler had not had an accident, but was just under control. m.
Stark looked at Loki, who had a strange expression, showed a sarcastic smile, and said, "Looks like I'm right!"
Aha~ Mr. Thief, you can surrender now, and it might be a good choice to let your barbarian dad come and save you! ”
Loki looked at Stark, who was wearing a steel suit and holding his palm at him, and the others who came out of the spatial door behind him, and chuckled, "If you were that Alvin, maybe I'd surrender!" ”
Saying that, Loki tapped Stark's chest with the spear in his hand, and a contemptuous smile curled up at the corner of his mouth, and said, "You are just a group of reptiles on the earth, without the care of the Ancient One, you can only become a group of food."
Oh ~ barbarians! You're right, Mr. Stark, there is also a barbarian who has been guarding the frontiers of Earth's Earth for thousands of years.
I decided to change this situation, and "God" should be the master of this world!
Oh~ That Alvin isn't here, what can you do with me? Mr. Tin Man? ”
Stark didn't like Loki's tone very much, he shrugged his shoulders lightly and said, "I've seen a lot of "gods", and there is a real goddess behind me, which one are you?"
Let me guess, Minotaur? No, you're not strong enough.
Oh~ I see, God of Fantasy, yes for sure!
Because you have a problem with your brain, he fills your mind with hallucinations, which is a common problem of many keyboard warriors, they are happy to fantasize and live in their own world, but they are always overwhelmed by reality!
You're sure to be like that too, it's okay, Daddy Stark is a kind person, and when you go to jail, I'll put you in touch with a good psychiatrist!
Oh~ You're pretty good-looking, maybe you need a proctology doctor. ”
Saying that, Stark tilted his head and said in a very sneering tone: "Don't thank me, this is out of a rich man's sense of responsibility!" ”
Loki looked at the women and children who came out of the space door, talking to each other as if they didn't exist, talking and laughing in a low voice, wanting to leave here.
That Alvin's daughter, Ginny, politely said to Strange on the other side of the space door, "Goodbye!" ”
Nick still wanted to stay here and watch Loki get beaten, but was slapped on the head by his own father, so he could only make a "throat cut" gesture at Loki, and then followed Shirley to prepare to leave here first.
Loki felt that he had been insulted like never before, and Stark's "witticisms" did not affect him, but the attitude of these people deeply pierced his self-esteem!
Stomping the spear to the ground hard, there was an explosion of "bell~", Loki shouted at everyone: "Enough, I am a "god", I will not be humiliated by you ants~"
As he spoke, Loki pointed the spear in his hand at Stark~
Stark reacted quickly and fired two palm cannons into Loki's body, but they were blocked by Loki's energy shield that burst out with a swing of his spear.
Then Loki smiled cruelly and said, "Ants are ants, why do you think you can be compared to "gods". ”
After Loki finished speaking, he pointed his spear at Stark, emitting a ball of light blue light, laughing loudly, and exclaiming, "Without people's protection, you are nothing!" ”
When the light blue ball of light was about to hit Stark with a fierce electric light, a slender right hand gently blocked the front of the ball of light.
Hela, who was dressed in a white dress, controlled the blue ball of light with a strange smile, looked curiously at Loki, who was very familiar with the style, and said with a chuckle: "I don't know who you are, but you must have a big misunderstanding of "God"!"
"God" doesn't have that much nonsense, unless you're a piece of crap! ”
As soon as Hela's words fell, the corners of her mouth hooked up a fierce smile, the energy ball in her right hand was crushed by a pinch, and several white lightsabers appeared behind her, quickly shooting through the energy shield on Loki's body and through Loki's shoulder.
Loki held the golden spear in his hand, looked down at the white sword that pierced his shoulder, and muttered to himself, "Impossible, this can't be!" Who are you? ”
Hela ignored the wailing of a weak chicken, she didn't care about the so-called "god" that suddenly appeared.
Women who have been disturbed on vacation are terrible, especially when they are pulled back while doing maintenance spa, this horror is doubly terrible!
Hela shot a white lightsaber again, brutally impaling Loki's thigh, giving him no chance to escape.
Then she didn't look at the possible fellow, turned to Stark demonstratively raised her eyebrows, and said, "You have more nonsense, and weaker!" ”
After saying that, Hela greeted the woman and the children, took little Ginny's little hand and turned around and left, this kind of scene is really not what children should see!
Little Ginny puffed out her bun face, waved her little fist, and made a threatening expression at Loki, who didn't know whether to cover her shoulders or thighs, and then ran to Stark's bar, hugged little Groot, who seemed to be a little drunk, in her arms, and kissed her happily.
The fat bear "Big White", who has never had a sense of existence, wore a very harmless national treasure shape, swayed past Loki's side, and "accidentally" stepped on Loki's bare feet.
Loki, who was holding the pierced thigh and screaming, was stunned for two seconds when he was stepped on by the fat bear, and then looked at the bare feet that had turned into a piece of pancake, and let out a howl that changed his tone, "Ahhhh
Nick grinned and bumped his fist with the very humane fat bear, then put his arms around the fat bear's neck and smiled: "Well done, man, I'll take you to meet Wilde, it's so gentle, you have to teach it, make it fierce!" ”
The fat bear impatiently pushed the bear child, who had almost wiped off his dark circles, and let out a howl of dissatisfaction at him, almost drowning out Loki's screams. Just kidding, is it easy for Lao Tzu to put on makeup? Erased do you pay?
Stark lifted his visor, glanced at Frank beside him, spread his hands and said, "This is the end?" Dude, these women are so cruel, how do you live your usual life?
This guy just wants to steal something! I think he's going to die! ”
Frank glanced at Stark and said lightly in a disdainful tone, "We're doing well!" Alvin is doing very well! ”
As he spoke, Frank walked up to Loki's side and kicked away the golden spear in his hand, and the old executioner smiled cruelly, raised an automatic rifle, and fired a shuttle bullet into Loki's uninjured shoulder.
The lost golden spear, Loki can only rely on his own divine power and ** hard resistance to Frank's bullets, but unfortunately his divine power is only enough to block the frozen damage attached to the bullets fired by Frank, and there is really no spare divine power to "bulletproof".
In just a few seconds, Loki, who was still in high spirits just now, became a disabled person with crippled limbs.
Stark tilted his head a little unbearably and said, "Do we still need to ask him something?" A "god" wants to steal things, the space is turbulent, and the loss of the Rubik's Cube in the universe may be connected! ”
Frank shook his head coldly and said, "I don't have time, I have to rush back to Hell's Kitchen right away, there are quite a few demons there, I need to rush back to deal with them."
As for this guy, give him to Alvin, he should be coming soon! ”
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Old Parker was stuffing herbs into the belly of a marinated turkey, and Zack's massive body was struggling with a large pot of flour around a ridiculously cartoon apron.
While happily beating the dough, Zach said to Old Parker, "Daddy, it's Christmas, why isn't Peter at home?" Does this little bastard still run out to play on Christmas? ”
Old Parker glanced at Zack with a smile and said, "Peter is going to Africa with his friends, this is a good opportunity, otherwise Peter doesn't know when he will have the opportunity to go so far?" ”
Saying that, Old Parker whispered with some yearning: "Africa~ It must be very beautiful there!" ”
Zack slammed the dough in his hand into the basin, reached out and wiped it on his face, leaving two funny white marks, and then he put his arm around Parker Sr.'s shoulders and swore solemnly: "When I hit the NFL, I'll ask you to go to Africa together!"
Dad, there are still 3 years at most, and I will definitely be able to do it!
I'm going to make a lot of money, and then I'm going to take you around the world! ”
Old Parker smiled and patted Zach on the arm and said, "It's okay, don't worry, you will definitely succeed, I will watch every game of the Texas A&M University "Invaders" team."
You're the best "left insider" in the United States this year, don't be too anxious, I'm still waiting for you to send me a ticket!
When the time comes, it would be nice if you could come to the Jets so that I can go and cheer you on every game. ”
Zach scratched his head a little embarrassed, and just as he wanted to say something, he heard a dense burst of gunfire outside, and some people yelled excitedly.
Almost instinctively, Zach pressed Old Parker to the ground, skillfully pulled out a shotgun from a grab cabinet in the living room, and shouted at Old Parker, "You stay still, I'll go out and have a look!"
It's Christmas, are all the people here crazy? Headmaster Alvin will crush their bones! ”
How could old Parker sit still, he jumped up and grabbed Zack's thick arm, slapped him the head and scolded, "Are you a fool? Your body is now more important than anything else, get me out in! ”
The two men argued and came to the window of the living room, only to be stunned by the scene on the street outside, where a large number of men with obvious violent features were driving various vehicles and chasing a few red-skinned sheep-headed things.
They were like a cruel hunter of a medieval slave hunter, and they kept running into the poor sheep's heads, and the pistols and the like had long since been abandoned by them, and now the arrogant guys were all big-caliber guys.
Seeing that the angry sheep-headed monsters who wanted to resist were covered by a dense number of large-caliber bullets and let out a scream of pain, Zach looked at Old Parker curiously and said, "This is a special Christmas event in Hell's Kitchen?" ”