634 Li Xiaobai teaches fairies to fall in love
Zixiamu was stunned, and her mind went blank.
At this moment, she suddenly felt that the love with a great mission was so heavy.
I couldn't find the romantic and aesthetic feeling she was expecting at all!
"Dad, what should I do?" Fairy Zixia looked dazed.
"Use all means to make the Supreme Treasure fall in love with you, inseparable from you, and be with you for the rest of your life." Li Mu looked at Fairy Zixia with a smile.
"By all means?" Fairy Zixia frowned suspiciously, and she asked tentatively, "Dad, are you talking about throwing yourself into your arms?" However, he only has Bai Jingjing in his heart! ”
"Of course, raw rice is the quickest way to cook mature rice, but in fact, the effect is not very good." Li Mu said, "The love between men and women is not the only way. ”
"Father, please." Zixia is colorful.
"Isn't the Supreme Treasure not interested in you?" Li Mu looked at Fairy Zixia and said, "In the Book of Love, there is such an effect, which is called the drawbridge effect. Specifically, two people in love, standing on a dangerous suspension bridge at the same time, will involuntarily increase their heartbeats because of nervousness and fear. In this case, the other party will mistakenly think that the other party is making their hearts move, and then they will be impulsive. ”
"Dad, is the drawbridge scary?" Zixia was stunned for a moment and asked.
"It's not scary for you, but it's different for the Supreme Treasure." Li Mu said, "Moreover, this is just an analogy. It doesn't have to be a drawbridge, it's a sea of swords and fires, any dangerous situation is fine. What's more, for the Supreme Treasure, it was now five hundred years ago, and he had already departed from the familiar living environment and was helpless here. At this time, once he encounters danger, you are the person he is most familiar with, and over time, he will become dependent on you, which is why I have always disagreed, and you and him go back five hundred years later. Obedience doesn't always lead to beautiful results. ”
"Oh!" Fairy Zixia looked at Li Mu as if she didn't understand, "Dad, I never knew that there was so much knowledge in love." ”
"There's a lot of knowledge." Li Mu, a straight man of steel, found an opportunity to teach love skills, and his spirit suddenly rose, and he said with great interest, "Ah Zi, if you want a man to love you, you must learn to appreciate him, the most essential need of human beings is to desire to be affirmed and praised." This involves another effect, called the Rosenthal effect, where proper compliments, compliments, can make the man you love die for you. “
"Compliments, compliments!" Zixia Fairy looked back at the Supreme Treasure, he was happily talking with Sun Tong about something, far more cheerful than when he was with her, seeing this scene, she thought thoughtfully, "I know, Daddy, you go on." ”
"Grow together." Li Mu smiled and continued, "Between two people, the gap can't be too big, one person is particularly powerful, and the other person is extremely mediocre, after a long time, people with low ability will naturally have a feeling of imbalance, inferiority, cowardice, and then cracks in their feelings, such as Supreme Treasure and Bai Jingjing, although they have experienced some things together, which makes them look very affectionate, but after a long time, Supreme Treasure finds that he is not as good as Bai Jingjing everywhere, and naturally has the idea of escaping, so even if they go back, their love will not last long." “
Zixia's hand trembled slightly, and she said softly: "Dad, the gap between me and the Supreme Treasure is also very big, he said, Bai Jingjing is my apprentice......"
"You don't have to worry about this, I'll take care of it." Li Mu said, "I will find a way to let him catch up with you, even if he can't catch up, I have a way to make him have the illusion that he will catch up with you at any time, and will not let him get too far away from you." ”
"Well, thank you, Dad." Fairy Zixia looked at Li Xiaobai and smiled, "Daddy has so much experience, there must be many fairies who like Daddy, right?" ”
"Of course, in the desolate world, your father and I are called love saints." Li Mu patted his chest, and he was ashamed to get used to a new identity for himself, and in order to match his new skills as a father, he also fought hard.
"Daddy is amazing." Zixia looked at Li Xiaobai's unparalleled handsome face, and believed his words without hesitation.
Not to mention those love skills that sound very powerful, just with her father's face, conquering those fairies is also handy!
"Ahem! In the future, you will see how powerful Daddy is. Li Mu coughed lightly and turned the topic back, "Ah Zi, let's continue to talk about love, spoiled women are the best, men have a desire to conquer, they want to be appreciated and admired by the other half, children will be loved by adults, and women will naturally be cared for by men." ”
"Spoiled?" The corners of Fairy Zixia's mouth twitched, and she twisted, "Dad, this is a bit difficult, you also know, Qingxia and I are the wicks under the Buddha's seat, and we either listen to the scriptures every day, or chant the Buddha, surrounded by a circle of solemn monks, in such an environment, how can I be coquettish!" ”
"Is it hard to be coquettish?" Li Mu thought back to the love book prepared before he came, and the demonstration of dancing with his hands, "The body is soft, the voice is light, with some simple body movements, try to use some tone particles instead of speaking, well, hey, yo, hee...... Hold his hand, hammer his chest, and when he speaks, use more words such as eating, sleeping, etc., and use more words such as 'hate'...... It should be about the same! ”
"Hate? Overlapping words? Fairy Zixia looked at the coquettish Li Mu, her eyes widened involuntarily, she substituted herself, her face turned red, "Daddy, that's too embarrassing, I can't do it." ”
"If you can't do it, you can't do it." Li Mu actually couldn't stand it, whether it was Feng Gongzi or Bai Suzhen, but whenever one of them was so coquettish to him, he estimated that he would vomit, shook his head, and continued, "Dad's method is to capture a man's heart, first grab a man's stomach, this trick is suitable for use after marriage, and it is not suitable to be used here......
“…… If you want to get rid of it, what you can't get is often more cherished, and the reason why Supreme Treasure has been thinking about Bai Jingjing is not because you haven't gotten it, you can use this trick. “
"If none of the above works, I still have the most ruthless trick, called Stockholm syndrome, constantly abusing him, torturing him, controlling his life and death in your hands, after a long time, he will slowly become dependent on you, and his affection ......"
……
"Dad, are these the methods you said about falling in love?" Hearing the end, Fairy Zixia was stunned, "There are many contradictions. Moreover, with these methods, is it really love? ”
Cough!
Li Mu coughed again and said seriously: "Why is it not love!" Dad has lived for so long, and has crossed more bridges than you have walked, what kind of people have not seen it, what kind of things have not been encountered? Listen to me right. Besides, I didn't let you use it all, there are always a few of them for you! ”
"Oh!"
Zixia replied sullenly, inferring from her expression that this girl had been yearning for beautiful love from the beginning. At this moment, you should already start to doubt love.
"Ah Zi, you have to remember that since ancient times, you can't keep your true feelings, only routines can win people's hearts." Li Mu looked at Fairy Zixia and said earnestly, "When you master these methods, the Supreme Treasure will not be able to escape from your palm for the rest of your life, and at that time, you will be the happiest woman in the world." ”