Driving the newly bought Audi R8, I rushed to a famous Huaiyang restaurant in the magic capital that I had made an appointment with the fat man, and after parking the car and walking into the restaurant, I found that Zhao Xiaobei, the fat man, was not from himself, and there was a beautiful woman sitting next to him.

This woman Huang Shaohong also knows, and she can be regarded as an acquaintance, that is, the Bai Xiaoice who studied archaeology last time when she was pulled by Zhao Xiaobei to rob the tomb.

Seeing that the two were sitting very close, Huang Shaohong instantly understood what was going on, Bai Xiaoice was betrayed by her boyfriend last time, and the fat man showed some courtesy at that time, it seems that under the diligent care of this fat man, this beautiful woman who can commit crimes for her boyfriend has been beaten out of the shadows.

Huang Shaohong smiled and waved his hand to the two, walked over and pulled out a chair and sat down directly, and then quipped:

"I said fatty, why don't you go to my house to find me directly, you have to make an appointment to meet here, it turns out that you are accompanied by a beautiful woman!"

The fat man reached out to hold Bai Xiaoice's hand, the latter blushed, nodded shyly, and greeted Huang Shaohong.

"Xiaoice and I are trying to get along now, don't talk nonsense, Xiaoice is thin-skinned!" The fat man first warned happily, and then said with a smile:

"I won't go to you, I'm not afraid that you will send my brother's anger to me, where will I reason when the time comes!"

As he spoke, he took out a bank card, put it on the table and pushed it over.

Huang Shaohong's originally smiling face sank slightly: "Fatty, what does this mean?" ”

Fatty Zhao knew that Huang Shaohong had misunderstood, and quickly said: "Don't get me wrong, it's not for my brother's business, this is the share of our business last time, you, me, and Xiaoice, each take a third!" ”

He said that the last time he robbed the tomb, he got a few things, a gold seal with a beast's head, two white jade wine cups, a jade bi and a bronze short sword.

Looks like a few things have been sold!

If the fat man doesn't mention this stubble, Huang Shaohong, who is not short of money to spend, forgot about it, and immediately didn't be polite, and didn't ask how much it was, picked up the card and shook it directly: "Thank you!" ”

"Thank you, we're not following you!" After speaking, the fat man complained: "You don't ask how much it is, I still want to surprise you, there are 30 million in this card!" ”

Huang Shaohong nodded, put the card in his pocket, and didn't care how much money he had, anyway, it didn't matter to him whether it was 30 million or 300 million now, just enough to spend.

His attitude of indifference to fame and fortune made the fat man who wanted to surprise him depressed, and Bai Xiaoice was not surprised, in her eyes Huang Shaohong was a master, and the master naturally wanted to be indifferent to fame and fortune.

At this time, someone at the table behind Huang Shaohong suddenly sneered: "What are you blowing, 30 million?" Then he's not happy to go crazy, and he still needs to drive someone else's car! ”

The position where Huang Shaohong and the three of them sat was not a private room, and the position adjacent to a few tables was only separated by an antique bead curtain, and the fat man did not lower his voice when he spoke just now, but he was talking about business, and others couldn't understand what he was saying.

But because of this, these words made a woman who knew Huang Shaohong at the next table listen to it, and she couldn't help but be sarcastic.

Huang Shaohong heard the familiar voice, and when he looked back, he saw Li Zihan's aunt Feng Wanxian and several female companions sitting at the adjacent table.

It looked like he had just arrived, and the food had not yet been served, and Feng Wanxian was looking at him with a provocative expression.

Zhao Xiaobei was not happy when he boarded, he stood up and was about to go over and say, Huang Shaohong asked him to sit down, and then said softly: "Zihan's aunt!" ”

Zhao Fatzi was stunned, and then said with a smile: "...... you guys?" ”

"It's a bit of a misunderstanding!"

Huang Shaohong shrugged his shoulders helplessly, then turned around and nodded to Feng Wanxian, which can be regarded as a greeting, after all, good men don't fight with women, and it is better to settle grievances.

But when Feng Wanxian saw him, she said directly:

"What do you see, am I not right? Last time, you took out all your family money in order to do magic, and you were really willing to lie to Jia Zihan for me! ”

Huang Shaohong frowned, this girl is really endless.

However, when I came out to eat, I didn't want to spoil the mood of eating, so I ignored it and said directly to the fat man: "Order food!" ”

"It's over early, it's all your favorite flavors!" After the fat man finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Feng Wanxian, then at Huang Shaohong, hehe, and asked in a low voice:

"Why, the Zihan family doesn't agree?"

Huang Shaohong didn't want to mention it again, and reprimanded: "Don't talk nonsense, Zihan and I are friends!" ”

Feng Wanxian was still looking forward to Huang Shaohong's counterattack, she would knock a few more words, and seeing that he didn't speak, she smiled with a few girlfriends: "Look at that cowardice, I still want to chase my family Zihan!" ”

When these words were spoken, there was a burst of laughter.

The fat man was a little unhappy, and said: "You are Zihan's aunt, and I am also Zihan's friend, so I have to call you aunt, right?" Auntie, you look quite young, you're fifty! ”

Huang Shaohong and Bai Xiaoice laughed directly, this fat man is damaged, Feng Wanxian looks like he is in his early thirties, the fat man looks older than people, an aunt called this crisp life, and asked people if they have fifty, isn't this burying people!

Not to mention him and Bai Xiaoice, even Feng Wanxian's table couldn't help but laugh.

Feng Wanxian's face darkened, and she shouted at the fat man: "Who are you calling Auntie, who is your aunt......"

The fat man hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't be angry, middle-aged and elderly women like you are prone to irregular menstruation when they are angry!" ”

Huang Shaohong slammed the table with a smile, it seems that this wicked person still has to be grinded by the wicked, it's okay to fight and kill by himself, it's really not as good as a fat man to deal with such a 'middle-aged and elderly woman'!

"You ......" Feng Wanxian's chest was blocked, but she looked at Zhao Xiaobei's fat face with a ruffian face, as if she was waiting for herself to go crazy, she couldn't help but feel suffocated, and remembered the reason why porcelain does not fight with tiles, so she retreated.

She is treating Huang Shaohong and the fat man as tiles.

At this time, the people at her table also opened their mouths to persuade: "Wanxian, forget it, you told me about the weight loss cheats just now, let's talk about it next!" ”

Feng Wanxian glared at the fat man, and just took advantage of the slope to get off the donkey, and talked about weight loss with a few girlfriends:

"Let me tell you, there is a Japanese actor who invented a deep breathing slimming exercise, which is very effective, just one action, and then take a few deep breaths, experts say that it can also shape it!"

When she said this, she aroused the interest of several girlfriends, and they all asked: "It's really fake, so do you need to go on a diet!" ”

Feng Wanxian said with a smile: "How can you lose weight without dieting!"

When she spoke, her eyes glanced at Huang Shaohong, and she happened to see him smiling disdainfully, and she was angry, thinking that he heard her words and laughed at herself.

The woman started to have a little sex, and suddenly forgot the truth that 'porcelain does not fight with tiles' just now.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he said, "What are you laughing at, boy!" ”

Huang Shaohong ignored her and said to Zhao Xiaobei: "Fatty, I have a very simple weight loss method to teach you, and anyone who uses it is easy to use!" ”

He didn't speak loudly, but Feng Wanxian's table heard it and looked over curiously.

The fat man was more than a man, and immediately said: "Let's hear it, it just so happens that I plan to lose weight!" ”

Huang Shaohong snapped his fingers casually, and there was no other movement.

The fat man was surprised: "Hurry up, how to lose weight!" ”

Huang Shaohong snapped his fingers again: "Can't you see it so obvious?" ”

"Finished?"

"That's right!"

Everyone is stunned!

Huang Shaohong said with a smile: "Just this action made me lose more than ten pounds in seven days!" ”

The fat man asked funny, "Then do you want to go on a diet?" ”

Huang Shaohong glanced at him: "No need to go on a diet!" I haven't eaten in seven days. ”

The fat man and Bai Xiaoice laughed at the stomach, you are not on a diet, you are on a hunger strike!

Of course, they naturally heard that Huang Shaohong was ridiculing Feng Wanxian at the next table.

And how could a few women at the adjacent table not hear the reason, and they didn't feel it, Feng Wan stood up directly and was about to come over to theorize, but was pulled by her best friend at the same table, and then beckoned the waiter to change positions.

They could see that if these two people were close together, they wouldn't want to eat this meal well.

Huang Shaohong left Feng Wanxian angrily, in a happy mood, talking and laughing at a meal, and the guests and hosts were happy.

It was late after the meal, and the fat man said that he would not go home first, and he wanted to send Bai Xiaoice back to the hotel.

Looking at his frowning appearance, he knew what he was thinking about, Huang Shaohong smiled and leaned closer and whispered to wish the fat man not to lift tonight, or catch the red light.

The fat man replied to his middle finger fiercely, saying brother, it's easy for you to have no friends.

Huang Shaohong waved his hand, got into the Audi R8, and drove towards the exit of the parking lot.

Bai Xiaoice said to the fat man worriedly: "You all have drunk, can he not call the substitute driver?" ”

Zhao Xiaobei smiled: "Don't worry, whoever has an accident will be fine, by the way, I can't drive if I drink too much, I'll follow you to your hotel to borrow a night if you drive?" ”

Bai Xiaoice didn't know what his idea was, and he didn't say anything with a charming white look, which was considered tacit.

When Huang Shaohong was about to leave the parking lot, a red Ferrari drove on the opposite side, and the car was far from the exit, but at this time, it suddenly accelerated and drove to the exit first.

Huang Shaohong took a look, who else could be driving besides the unlucky woman Feng Wanxian!

As soon as we met him today, he wondered, the magic capital is so big, he can meet this girl twice in a month, how unlucky he is.

Lai Di broke with her and made a gesture of please, Feng Wanxian proudly raised her white chin, and then drove out, looking like a proud swan.

Huang Shaohong shook his head and smiled bitterly, he didn't know what this girl was proud of.

He drove home, and when he was about to reach the community at two intersections, there was a traffic police officer in front of him to check for drunk driving.

Huang Shaohong slapped his forehead, he seemed to be drinking, isn't this making trouble for the police uncle.

Just as he was about to force out the smell of alcohol, he saw Feng Wanxian, who was talking to the traffic police, in front of a red Ferrari in front of him, looked this way, and then pointed to his R8 and said something to the traffic police.

As soon as he boarded, a traffic policeman gestured to him and asked him to drive over and pull over.

Huang Shaohong was a little tired in his heart, obviously Feng Wanxian knew that he was drinking, and reported him, and let you go first when she went out just now, so she even kicked her nose in the face.

He had an idea with a roll of his eyes, and he pushed the wine in his body to his fingertips, and then parked the car.

A traffic policeman came over with a breathalyzer and saluted, then knocked on the window to let him get out of the car, looking like he was sure he was drinking.

Huang Shaohong didn't drink less, although the wine in his body had reached his fingertips, but the smell of wine on his body was strong, as soon as he opened the car door, the traffic police frowned, and asked with a straight face:

"Didn't you drink less?"

"No drinking!" Huang Shaohong pointed at Feng Wanxian and asked, "Officer, that woman framed me, right?" ”

Feng Wanxian saw him pointing at herself, and gloated and grimaced at him.

The traffic policeman raised his voice: "Why do you want to retaliate in front of the police?" You haven't drunk yet, and I thought you fell into the vat! ”

As he spoke, he handed the wine meter to Huang Shaohong: "Let's blow it!" ”

Huang Shaohong didn't say much and blew it directly, showing that he didn't drink as a result, and the traffic police wondered: "It's not that the instrument is pregnant, how can you not drink the smell of alcohol?" ”

He waved his hand, asked his colleagues on the side to come over, and changed to a wine meter, and the result was still the same.

At this time, Feng Wanxian came over and said loudly: "Mr. policeman, I can guarantee that he drank it, I saw him drink it with my own eyes, I can testify..... Ahem......"

Halfway through her speech, she suddenly coughed violently, but it was Huang Shaohong who took advantage of the dim street lamp to force out the wine in her fingertips when she spoke, turning it into a drop of high-concentration compressed alcohol, which bounced directly into her mouth.

Feng Wanxian was talking, and the drop of high-concentration compressed alcohol went directly into her throat and was swallowed by her, and the spicy wine contained in it immediately made her cough violently.

A strong smell of alcohol followed from Feng Wanxian's body, and at the same time, her face was flushed, and she was also dizzy, and she entered a drunken state.

Huang Shaohong Nunu said to the two traffic policemen: "Officer, I think she is drinking, this girl has a grudge against me, obviously a thief shouting to catch a thief!" ”

Feng Wanxian stroked her chest, and when she got better, she said angrily: "It's obvious that you drank alcohol, so I didn't drink, I was stopped because the headlights were broken......"

When she spoke, she was already drunk, and Huang Shaohong smiled downwardly: "How many dishes do you drink like this?" ”

The traffic police also felt that it was wrong, so they picked up the wine meter and asked Feng Wanxian to blow it.

Feng Wanxian was sure that she had never drunk, so she staggered over and blew hard, and the wine meter showed that she was in a drunken state.

"Tsk!" Huang Shaohong pouted: "The female driver is still drinking, and being drunk like this is enough to be detained!" ”

The traffic policeman who stopped him before said, "You two, come with us for another blood test!" ”

Huang Shaohong's face stiffened: "No, comrade police, it's okay for me to blow it, do I still need a blood test?" ”

The traffic police said: "You are drunk and someone reports you, this is controversial, if you don't have a ghost in your heart, you are not afraid to confirm it!" ”

Huang Shaohong is really afraid, what kind of body does he have now? The genes are different from normal people, can I easily let others take blood tests?

But he couldn't object to it.

Half an hour later, in the designated hospital, the nurse who drew blood punctured ten needles, Huang Shaohong looked at everyone's confused expressions, and said with a smile: "I'll just say that I have practiced 'iron cloth shirt' and is invulnerable, you still don't believe it......"

The little nurse blinked: "The knife can't cut in, so what if you get appendicitis?" Don't die of pain! ”

“......”

Ten minutes later, the traffic police comrades enthusiastically sent Huang Shaohong out, and he had to exchange phone calls, and faintly revealed that he wanted to learn from both hands.

Huang Shaohong responded with a few words, waved goodbye, he left here, Feng Wanxian couldn't leave.

You must know that Huang Shaohong drank two bottles of high-strength wine today, and just now he used his true qi to compress all of them into that drop of high-concentration alcohol, and then bounced into Feng Wanxian's mouth.

It can be said that that one drop of compressed alcohol is equivalent to Feng Wanxian drinking two bottles of high wine!

This girl got sick when she got to the hospital, what kind of drunk driving, the doctor diagnosed...... Alcoholism! Directly pulled to the infusion.

Huang Shaohong knew that the situation was not serious, so he didn't worry, but had some schadenfreude, and said that you should always trouble me, should!

According to the traffic police comrade, Feng Wanxian will be punished after being discharged from the hospital, and she is seriously drunk driving, and her motor vehicle driver's license will be revoked, criminal responsibility will be investigated, and she will not be allowed to re-obtain a motor vehicle driver's license for five years.

Thinking that Comrade Feng Wanxian was a grumpy female driver, Huang Shaohong suddenly felt that he had done a good deed.

After returning home, she sent a message to Li Zihan, telling the other party that her aunt was drunk driving and was sent to the hospital, and I believe that the Li family will handle the matter.

After another ten days, the time of January has arrived in the blink of an eye, and the system prompts that a new world has been opened.

Huang Shaohong counted the days, and the stable period for his injection of the 'longevity factor' had also arrived, so he immediately went back to the 'X-Men World' to inject Magneto's variant factor, and after observing it for a few days, he returned to the real world and chose to log in to the new world!

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