"Dave, reacquaint yourself with me, I'm a wizard from the mysterious East." In order to resonate with Dave, Li Mu forced himself to become a secondary and second-class patient.

"I am an undefeated woman from the East." Wei Ziqi raised his head proudly, "King Haibian, welcome to our superhero alliance." ”

"I'm honored." Dave straightened up excitedly, and he punched his chest twice with his fist to show his gratitude for being accepted into the Order.

At this moment, Dave gave Li Mu the feeling that he was like a little spider meeting Iron Man, and mistakenly thought that his life was finally going to soar!

"Alright, Dave, take us back to your house!" Li Mu naturally made a request, "In the future, we may have to live together." ”

……

Dressed in a striking and bizarre green jumpsuit, King Haibian swaggered through the streets, leaving the scene of the crime without experience, posting on the Internet without hesitation, and checking emails from strangers......

A series of actions are stupid to the extreme.

However, it turned out that they were only found by another pair of righteous protagonists, the super killer girl and the big father.

The police throughout the city of NY have countless villains who act without scruples, even including his biological father...... No one found out who he was.

Logically it doesn't make sense at all.

I have to say that King Haibian's home is indeed the safest place in the whole movie.

The protagonist's aura is everywhere.

In the world of manga movies, you only need to be cool, you don't need logic!

"To my house?" Dave was stunned and said embarrassedly, "Impossible, it will be discovered by my father!" ”

"No, isn't it normal to invite two friends from the East to visit your house for a few days!" Li Mu smiled, "Of course, if you are embarrassed, we can pay the rent!" ”

"No, no, I didn't mean that." Dave waved his hand, "I mean, my dad might find out who you are, no, who we are!" ”

"Don't worry, I have mysterious witchcraft from the East." Li Mu smiled, "He will only treat us as two ordinary guests." ”

A blind eye?

Of course Li Mu won't, but the director will!

Dave was dressed in green skin, and he was about to kill himself, and his dad didn't even find out who he was!

Li Mu has a lot of reason to believe that even if Dave has a superhero party at home, he will only understand it as a masquerade party.

"Dave, living together makes it easy for me to train you anytime, anywhere." Li Mu looked at King Haibian and shook his head slightly, "Although you have the inner qualities of a superhero, you don't have the skills of a superhero, and you can't even beat a little Luoli!" ”

"Let's compare!" Wei Ziqi turned the nunchucks and cooperated with Li Mu.

Little Loli's ferocity instantly broke into Dave's mind, and he was so frightened that he regretted two steps: "No, no need! ”

……

Li Mu and Wei Ziqi got their wish and lived in Dave's house.

Of course.

Before meeting Dave's father, little Loli Wei Ziqi changed into the dress of an ordinary little girl.

Wei Ziqi's sweet and immature appearance is deceptive, and he easily won the heart of Dave's father, he warmly accepted Li Mu and the two, and expressed great welcome.

Then, like a passerby, he disappeared into the lives of several people.

The next few days.

Li Mu conducted special training for Dave and Wei Ziqi.

The method of special training is Zama Bu from the mysterious East, walking plum blossom piles, lifting stone locks, and the stone locks cannot be found, which are replaced by dumbbells......

This is Li Mu's harvest in the world of Xiao Li's flying knife, he has lived with a group of heroes for nearly a month, he has never eaten pork, and he has always seen pigs run.

It doesn't matter if the pig runs right or not, but it's enough to bluff two rookies!

"Zama step practice the stability of the lower plate", "Walking the plum blossom pile is the basic footwork of contact dodge", "If you don't practice martial arts, you will end up empty"......

A mysterious proverb from the East, combined with more magical kung fu, easily conquered the second secondary school teenager Dave.

Especially Li Mu, who has twice the strength of ordinary people, easily lifted a 100-kilogram barbell, and even made Dave a god, and he simply obeyed him!

And little Loli Wei Ziqi, in order to maintain the mystery of the Oriental heroine, in front of Li Mu, taught Dave a set of mysterious Oriental martial arts routines, the third set of elementary school student broadcast gymnastics, colorful sunshine......

All in all.

Li Mu and Wei Ziqi basically used Dave as a fool to fool them......

……

Just like in the movie, the videos of King Haibian and Xiao Loli quickly fermented on the Internet, and the two quickly became Internet celebrities.

But.

There is a deviation in one point!

Xiao Loli Wei Ziqi did not report her nickname because she was nervous, and netizens did not know the name she gave herself.

Therefore, netizens gave Xiao Loli many different nicknames according to their own preferences.

For example, "Strange Force Lori", "Egg Blaster", "Witch in Red" and so on.

And King Haibian was even more robbed of the limelight by Xiao Loli, and was completely reduced to a foil, his nickname was even worse than Wei Ziqi, and the most widely circulated was called "Green-skinned Clown";

Such a nickname naturally caused great dissatisfaction between the two.

The two invariably expressed their anger on their blogs, attaching photos of their respective superheroes, and solemnly correcting their nicknames, "Undefeated Woman" and "King of the Sea".

But.

Little success.

Netizens are more willing to refer to them as "Strange Loli" and "Greenskin Clown", and although the nicknames are a little ugly, they do not prevent people from liking the two.

After all, it's the superheroes on their side.

It's alive!

Moreover, when the two are in the same frame, there is a new combination title - Loli and Pig!

……

"Uncle Wizard, I don't want to be 'Strange Luo Li', I want to be an undefeated woman." Wei Ziqi used Dave's computer to browse the web, and complained to Li Mu angrily, "I'm fed up with Dave's stupid pig as a partner, I want to kill a girl as my partner!" “

"I think it's good!" Li Mu was eating hamburgers, swiping his mobile phone, and enjoying his slow life.

Although the world of "King Haibian" may be a little more dangerous than the world of Xiao Li Feidao, as long as you don't take the initiative to provoke the gangsters, most of the time is stable.

After all, this is the city of NY, a world-class metropolis where you can enjoy a luxurious life if you have money.

Gangsters in NY City aren't hard to find.

These nights, Li Mu took Wei Ziqi and Dave, the two incarnations of justice, to create a wave of presence in the surrounding neighborhoods, cracking down on many gangsters who made a living from robbery, and collecting a lot of money.

Although it is not as fierce as the crazy robbery gangs of the big dad and the super killer girl, it is enough for him and Xiao Loli to spend this time.

The tenants who took the initiative to pay the rent were all good tenants, and after Li Mu handed Dave's father a generous rent that far exceeded the market price, Dave's father became more and more satisfied with them. Moreover, he never associated "Strange Force Luoli" with Wei Ziqi.

"Uncle, when will we be able to meet the superkiller girl?" Wei Ziqi asked.

"It's coming." Li Mu glanced at the empty room and sighed, "Dave came back late these days, he should have used his identity as a guy to get involved with his little girlfriend Katie, according to the plot, Katie should be about to ask him to solve Russell's problem!" ”