I don't know if there is such a name as a shemale these years, anyway, Zilong has been concentrating on following Tong Hu's practice, and he doesn't know the meaning of the word shemale, but there are some things that don't know just because he can't hear it. Genius remembers the first three or five in a second

Huang Shaohong's sentence 'long-haired dead ladyboy' is that the waiters in the hotel on the side know that this is a curse.

Zilong raised his eyebrows: "What did you say?" ”

Huang Shaohong was not stunned at all, and said it again, and at the same time analyzed in depth:

"Say you're a hairy shemale! Now in Huaxia, only old ladies have long hair, your hair is almost to the heels, if it weren't for the old ladies, it would definitely be a dead shemale who is neither male nor female! ”

Zilong clenched his fists, he hadn't been so angry for a long time with his heart.

"What do you see, unconvinced? The first to flirt with the cheap, why don't you say that you wronged me as a gangster, Lao Tzu is eating here, which of your tendons is shrinking and you think I am with them? ”

Huang Shaohong scolded the flowers, Zilong was only a teenager, how could he be his opponent in the quarrel, and his face turned white with anger.

"Okay, since you said that you are not one of them, then let me ask you, have you practiced hard qigong?"

Huang Shaohong didn't bother to lie on this kind of issue: "I've practiced, what's wrong, which village in ten miles and eight villages doesn't know how to handle crops twice!" ”

Zilong ignored him, and then asked, "What's your last name?" ”

"Surname Huang!"

Zilong looked like it was really you, pointed at him and said:

"You also said that you are not, there are a total of four people in their gang, and in addition to these three, there is also a leading brother surnamed Huang, who practices hard qigong!"

“”

Huang Shaohong glanced at this seemingly innocent quasi-bronze, and asked suspiciously: "You didn't make it up for me, did you!" ”

The waiter who rolled her eyes at Huang Shaohong before was not bad, and she was willing to stand up and say a fair word at the critical moment, she said to Zilong at this time:

"Little comrade, are you mistaken, he is a brick movers, not with these criminals, just now this young man gave me a big unity and let the fat man rob it!"

After she finished speaking, she suddenly patted her head: "Oh, the great unity has been robbed!" She hurried over and pulled a large handful of bills out of the fat robber's pocket.

Seeing so much money, the waiter's eldest sister was stunned for a moment, and then didn't take more, only drew a ten-yuan bill from it.

Zilong glanced at Huang Shaohong in surprise when he heard this: "You really aren't one of them?" ”

Huang Shaohong didn't want to expose his strength, so he didn't bother to pay attention to Zilong, and said to the waiter: "Sister, shouldn't you call the police to arrest these criminals and take them away, as well as my meat section and three fresh, I gave all the money, you haven't found the money yet!" ”

His words dispelled everyone's doubts, how could any criminal remind others to call the police.

A few hotel staff who were scared stupid just now came back to their senses, and someone hurriedly ran to the counter to call the police, and a chef came out from under the table, sneering and saying, "I'm going to stir-fry!" ”

The eldest sister beckoned Zilong to sit down first, saying that his face would be fine immediately, and then turned her head and glared at Huang Shaohong angrily:

"Eat, you know how to eat, if I didn't help you explain, you would have been beaten down by this little brother as a bad guy!"

Huang Shaohong smiled, pointed at Zilong and said: "It should be him who thanks you, he is righteous and brave in beating bad guys, and it is illegal and criminal to beat me, eldest sister, you are really amazing, you successfully saved a child who is about to embark on the road of crime!" ”

The corners of Zilong's eyes twitched, and for some reason, as soon as he saw the person opposite, he felt an indescribable sense of vigilance from the bottom of his heart.

He could feel that there was a kind of energy in Huang Shaohong's body, but of course he didn't think that the other party had the strength to threaten him.

But that inexplicable feeling has always been there, which is why he regards Huang Shaohong as the boss of the robber gang.

When the eldest waiter heard Huang Shaohong's words, she felt something else, and said with a smile:

"Yes, how can I be as good as you say, but I'm an old-fashioned person, and I've always been like this"

The speed of the police was very fast, and before the food ordered by Huang Shaohong and Zilong came up, the police from the brigade had already rushed over.

Huang Shaohong estimated that the reason why the police came so quickly should be the reason why the fat bandit shot twice before, and the people's awareness of vigilance is generally very high in this era.

Film police, criminal police, armed police, almost all local police dispatched, recently wandered to several provinces, and the most wanted criminals who caused a sensation appeared in the local area, what a big deal!

The police turned out pistols, daggers, pedicure knives, toothpicks, chain darts, ear picks, meteor hammers and other murder weapons from the gangsters.

The police chief who led the team looked at these murder weapons and sighed: "Extremely vicious, extremely vicious!" Identify the criminals and see if they're the most wanted criminals! ”

Immediately, the police took out the wanted warrant for comparison, and when it was confirmed, many police officers were overjoyed, which is a real credit!

Next is the scene transcript, in the eyes of the police, Zilong, the guy who put down three wanted criminals, is of course the main target.

Huang Shaohong thought that Zilong would shirk minors or friends of the Japanese country to avoid trouble, but he didn't expect that people took out a small red notebook from the pocket of the Tang suit.

After reading it, the police chief who led the team immediately stood up and saluted, Huang Shaohong watched from the side, and thought to himself:

"Liu'er! You don't have to think about it, it must be Tong Hu's old guy who is convenient for his apprentice to chase the murderer, and what kind of documents he can get to facilitate his actions, this old guy has lived for more than 200 years, and he has a lot of relationships, maybe it's some kind of dragon group, Keqing or something! ”

He was just thinking about it, when he saw Zilong suddenly pointing towards him, and said coldly: "I think there is something wrong with that person, you should check it carefully!" ”

Huang Shaohong, this sweat, little cub, this is revenge, Chiguoguo's revenge!

The police chief glanced at Huang Shaohong and shook his head around: "Take it back and interrogate it well!" ”

Huang Shaohong hurriedly shouted at one of the policemen: "Director Wang, you have to testify to me, I am a great good citizen!" ”

The police officers present all looked at the back of the line, Director Wang of the Erdaogou Township Police Station.

In fact, Director Wang had already seen Huang Shaohong, but the one who was present was bigger than him, so he didn't ask for trouble.

At this moment, Huang Shaohong shouted out, and Director Wang stood up hard, glaring at Huang Shaohong first: "Why are you everywhere?" ”

Huang Shaohong himself felt funny: "I really didn't mean it, I just came to have a meal and was involved, and I still want to find someone to reason!" ”

The director who took the lead looked at Huang Shaohong's casual attitude, couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and asked the king: "What, Lao Wang, do you know him?" ”

Director Wang hurriedly saluted and said: "Director, this is the yellow dog leftover from our township Qizi Village, who usually works at home as a farmer, and recently went to the village-run brick factory to move bricks, and he has not done anything!" ”

The director nodded, then glanced Huang Shaohong up and down, and reprimanded: "Speak well in the future, don't be a little devil!" ”

Huang Shaohong snorted and laughed, and the surrounding police saw that he dared to be presumptuous in front of his own boss, and his face was not very good-looking, if it weren't for the fact that so many people now have their own bosses, they would have handed him back and detained him for a few days.

The director's face was also a little unbearable, and he asked, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Huang Shaohong was not polite, and said whatever he thought: "You all saluted the little devils, and said that you don't do the same thing as the little devils, don't you think it's funny to cover your ears and steal the bell like this?" ”

"Who do you say salutes the little devil?" The police chief is also on fire, and the bureau is good or not.

Huang Shaohong pointed at Zilong: "You ask him if he is a little devil or a Japanese national!" ”

The police chief looked at Zilong, who was expressionless and directly changed the subject:

"There should be four of these bandits, and there is also a boss who can do hard qigong, is there any news about that person?"

Huang Shaohong secretly scolded him for being so treacherous at a young age, who would have nothing to do in the officialdom, and the issue of the identity of the other party's little devil was overturned.

Sure enough, the director glanced at Zilong, and did not ask him which nationality he was from, but talked about the criminals:

"You said that their boss, just a few days ago, this gang of bandits was blocked in a small hotel by police comrades from other provinces, and the so-called boss took the initiative to attack our armed police soldiers by relying on his own hard qigong, and wanted to cover his accomplices to go first."

Huang Shaohong listened curiously on the sidelines, and said in his heart, Is there also a hard qigong practice in this world that can block bullets? Immediately blurted out: "What about this person now?" Where did you go? ”

Wang Suo's scolding Huang Shaohong: "Don't interject when the leader speaks!" ”

The director glanced at this side, and still replied: "It should be cremated, I heard that I was shot dozens of times, hard qigong, phew!" I thought I could stop bullets! ”

Huang Shaohong testified by Wang to prove that he had nothing to do with the bandits, and was indeed a law-abiding people, so he simply made a record and was easily let go.

In recent years, the enthusiasm for work has been very high, and the police have come and gone quickly, and after making the record, they left with the three wanted criminals, who have to be interrogated immediately and strive to dig up more crimes.

As soon as the police withdrew, the chef here personally served Zilong a bowl of Yangchun noodles, and also gave a stack of double-spelled side dishes and three fresh dishes for free.

When Huang Shaohong's meat section and the three fresh dishes came up, he couldn't help but have a black line when he saw that half of the dishes were obviously missing, and the rest of the ordinary dishes were placed in the middle of the plate, and in order to fill the gap, carrots, white radish, and green radishes were also placed on the plate.

"It's not the eldest sister, you don't have enough food, right? Can you tell me what is the difference between my two dishes and the long-haired platter you gave me? ”

The waiter's eldest sister glanced at him: "The amount of dishes, do you see that you still have so many plates, he doesn't have the knife skills to plate, of course it's a side dish!" ”

Huang Shaohong said with a smile: "Is this the rhythm of the radish coming up with not enough dishes?" ”

"What a radish, that's the craft of our master, it's called a gathering of heroes!"

Huang Shaohong felt that he hadn't drunk yet, and he was a little bit upset, one hundred and eighty glasses of palace jade liquor, right!

"Okay, anyway, you haven't asked me for money yet, get me another slice of meat, otherwise it will definitely not be enough to eat, tell the master, this time there are other heroes, let's do something!"

Turning his head to look, he saw that Zilong honestly and unceremoniously ate the 'side dishes' given to him, which made Huang Shaohong hate, he hadn't thought about how to deal with Zilong, but suddenly his eyes lit up, and he had some ideas in his heart.

After Zilong finished eating, politely thanked the waiter at the hotel, and then pushed the door and walked out, Huang Shaohong immediately accepted the change he found, got up and followed quickly.

Zilong seemed to notice that Huang Shaohong was following, and as soon as the corners of his mouth hooked, his feet sped up.

But he soon discovered that unless he didn't care about the eyes of the ordinary people around him and burst out with speed, he really couldn't shake off the tail behind him.

Looking around, he saw a continuous mountain in the northwest, and Zilong immediately turned around and headed towards the mountain.

An hour later, on the top of the low mountain, on a pillar raised rock, Zilong posed as a generation of grandmasters, stood with his hands in his hands, looked down at Huang Shaohong who was looking up at him, and asked in a cold voice:

"What are you doing with me?"

Huang Shaohong raised his middle finger at him: "Stupid, don't stand so high and be careful of being struck by lightning, what else should I do with you?" Don't tell me you don't know that your side dish just now was spent by Lao Tzu, return the money to me and I'll leave immediately! ”

Zilong's face turned red, although he was young, he was not used to doing things that were on the books, he originally thought that he would eat it when he gave it, but he didn't expect this product to be so stingy, and he caught up to collect debts.

His voice was much quieter: "How much more?" ”

"Thirty-two meat sections, three fresh seventeen places, count you half, give money!"

Huang Shaohong quoted the price code on the takeaway in later generations, and Zilong was anxious at that time: "So expensive? You're robbing money! ”

Huang Shaohong smiled evilly: "Wrong, it's better than robbing money, you can't eat it if you're too expensive, since you eat it, you should give money!" ”

Thirteen or fourteen-year-old children, no matter how mature their minds are, where can they have Huang Shaohong so don't cough cough, where can they beat Huang Shaohong.

Zilong, who originally wanted to lure Huang Shaohong to a no-man's land for a lesson, made people catch the handle, and after feeling that he was indeed at a loss, he couldn't help but soften:

"I'm in my cultivation, and I don't have that much money on me, can I get cheaper?"

Huang Shaohong immediately grasped the other party's psychology and said with a smile: "Then how much money do you have?" ”

Zilong stretched out a finger embarrassedly, and Huang Shaohong asked, "A piece?" ”

Zilong bowed his head and said, "I only have a dime now, which is my food money for tomorrow!" ”

Huang Shaohong's sweat: "You dare to eat meat and three fresh places with just this little money?" ”

"I ordered Yangchun noodles, and they said that the meat section and the three freshness of the land were sent" Zilong didn't continue, he also knew that it was Huang Shaohong's order, but at this age, the mouth was gluttonous, and he couldn't help it!

"So what do you say?" After following Tong Hu to practice for many years, Zilong's conduct is still okay, and he can't do anything tricky, so he will admit it like a single.

Huang Shaohong snickered in his heart, young little comrade!

He said directly: "That's okay, we are all martial arts practitioners, let's have a fight, if you win, the meal money will be written off, if you lose, then you will be at my mercy!" ”

Zilong's eyes lit up, joking that his teacher was a Tonghu, in the land of China, Shaolin Wudang has one, no one can, this person wants to compete with him, then it means that it is fine!

He didn't even think much about it, and just agreed.

'Crackle Crackle'

The sound of a rapid fist and foot collision sounded in the mountains, the strong wind was howling, and the two afterimages moved rapidly in the mountains, constantly entangled together, and every time they collided, the sound of fists and feet intersecting resounded through the mountains like thunder.

'Boom'

After smashing a human-tall boulder, the two figures quickly separated, one on the left and one on the right.

Zilong snorted and gasped, and said in surprise: "I didn't expect that someone would be able to cultivate ordinary martial arts to such a realm without opening the small universe!" ”

Huang Shaohong also gasped, but he was pretending, and laughed when he heard the words: "If you admit defeat, you must be early, and if you are beaten, you must stand upright, so I will ask you if you are convinced!" ”

Zilong's temperament suddenly changed, and he became abysmal: "The next move, even I can't master it completely, you have to think about whether to take my move!" ”

Huang Shaohong hooked his fingers: "Come on, grandson, it's as if you can beat Lao Tzu!" ”

Zilong's momentum immediately stagnated: "You are a string!" ”

"Is there one?" Huang Shaohong is so funny in his heart.

Zilong's momentum condensed again: "You are careful!" ”

After speaking, he suddenly rushed forward, and after getting closer, he shouted directly: "Lushan Ascending Dragon Ba!" ”

Huang Shaohong was afraid of him, and immediately returned the color: "Fuel consumption root!" ”

A day later, Tatsumi Tokumaru, the housekeeper of the Joto family in Kyoto, received an inexplicable phone call:

"Hey, is it Tatsumi? Your lord's illegitimate son, a guy named Zilong, is now in my hands, and I don't believe that I can take a blood test."