Chapter 813: Magic Steve
Alvin sat in the corner of the bar, holding his head and looking helplessly at the few unlucky ghosts in front of him.
Stark was full of red wine and held an ice pack over his lower abdomen.
Five minutes ago, the richest man was first splashed with red wine by his fiancée, then stamped on the foot by the fiancée of the Manhattan Tomahawk, and finally the fiancée of the punished person came up with a knee on the lower abdomen.
That's what Alvin had done with the runes and the keel wine on the reactor on his chest, otherwise he would have been lying down by now.
Saul is even worse, this dude has a grumpy old sister and an eccentric mother, and just as Stark was being beaten, he was beaten by his own sister with a crooked nose and was robbed of a hammer on his foot on the grounds that "he doesn't look like a man".
Alvin looked at these unlucky ghosts with a headache, and he felt that it was these people who had lowered their party experience by several notches.
Seeing that those "crazy" women were carnivaling under the leadership of the "crazy" Shirley, until he saw that the red wine in Pepper's hand was replaced with champagne, Alvin sighed reassuringly, looked at Frank with a strange expression and said, "Dude, your chick is "crazy". ”
Saying that, Alvin glanced at the hapless Stark, and said with a smile: "If she had been two inches lower just now, our Stark would have become a sissy." ”
Frank squinted his eyes at the "injured" Stark, hesitated for a moment, and finally picked up a glass of whiskey, touched the glass in front of Stark with a wry smile, and then drank it all and said, "I'm sorry, although you deserve it, but ...... You know! ”
Stark clutched his lower abdomen in pain, picked up the whiskey and drank it down, and then didn't blame Frank, but instead glared at the "innocent" Alvin, and said angrily: "You're the worst friend I've ever met, how long have you been here, you bastard remind me that you're going to die?" ”
Alvin smiled and spread his hands and said, "I see you have a good time, how does it feel to be kissed by the supermodels?"
In that moment, you were the enemy of all our men......"
Stark stood up unhappily and poured whiskey for a few people, and then complained helplessly: "That's just socializing, those girls like me, can I still refuse them?"
It's just a kiss, do I have to cover my mouth and tell them, don't ......"
"Don't leave lip prints on your face!"
Alvin smiled and picked up the wine glass and took a sip and said, "It's expensive to wash your face with red wine, haha......"
Stark looked at Alvin dissatisfiedly and said, "That's not right, we tied ourselves up."
Can I stop people from liking me? ”
Alvin looked at the angry Stark with amusement, and said with a smile: "What's wrong with this?" ”
Saying that, Alvin raised his hand and showed the engagement ring on his hand, and said with a smile: "If this is the so-called "tied", it is actually not too bad.
We begged the girls to bring it......
What would you do if a handsome guy put his arm around Pepper and was about to kiss her? ”
Stark tilted his head awkwardly when he heard this, glanced at the women, and said helplessly: "I definitely won't splash red wine on her face......"
Stark's wail drew a burst of boos, Alvin laughed and picked up the wine glass and touched it with Thor and Frank respectively, and said with a smile: "Touch it for our Mr. Stark, he seems to understand something, haha......"
Thor simply drank a full glass of whiskey, and then watched with a look of resentment as Hela put her hammer on the ground and used it as a gambling device, calling all the women to give it a try, and the price of failure was to pick up the glass and drink a glass.
Frank watched with a headache as Shirley provoked all the women in the audience, and the supermodels, singers, and movie actors surrounded them as if they were joining in the fun, shouting loudly, as if they were having another party.
The fat man Wang Yuan never saw Alvin, he had been circling around a blonde long-legged girl with a melon seed face and small eyes, and as a result, Shirley's "invitation" disturbed his close contact with his idol.
Got to the girls and tried it, and found that he really couldn't fit in, and Wang Yuan, who found that he really couldn't fit in, walked up to Alvin and them, picked up a glass of whiskey, and complained, "What's going on?" I had a good conversation with Taylor, and I almost got on her call. ”
Stark, who was in a bad mood, looked at the fat man Wang Yuan with very disdainful eyes, and said very badly: "Then you will find that the person who answered the phone after calling is a middle-aged man, and he will tell you: Your admiration Miss Swift has received it, and if you have something important, he will tell you." "Remember the →m.\B\iq\u\g\\o\m for you to read the novel in a second.
Fat Wang Yuan is obviously a true music fan, and he is very dissatisfied with Stark's "low-level" ideas.
"Hey, to put it mildly, I was talking to Taylor about music, and she just asked me to write the lyrics for her new song."
Alvin looked at the "musician" mage with a serious expression and said with a smile: "Then you must first be in love, and then dump others or be dumped by others, otherwise your lyrics will never meet Miss Swift's requirements." ”
Saying that, Alvin glanced at the girls who were holding wine glasses and carnival, smiled and patted the fat man Wang Yuan's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Man, don't think about this, you don't want to soak her, what's so unhappy?"
At least you've seen her and talked to her for a long time......"
The fat man Wang Yuan shook his head unwillingly, and said softly: "Maybe I want to......"
Just when the fat man Wang Yuan was feeling sorry for himself, the first girl who had the courage to try appeared, a Latino long-legged supermodel went up and grabbed the handle of Thor's hammer, grinned and tried for a long time to make it move a little.
However, the failed Latin supermodel boldly raised a large glass of whiskey and poured it into her mouth, which brought her a lot of cheers, making the atmosphere even hotter. Recommended ReadingTV//
Thor looked uncomfortably at his mother hugging his sister and Siv and whispering something with a smile, facing Frigga who was completely different from the mother in his memory, Thor looked at Alvin, whose eyes were a little straight, and said: "You said that I should inform my father, Friga seems to be very wrong!" ”
Alvin finally withdrew his gaze from a few supermodels with honey-skinned "poor clothes" who were eager to sponsor them with a few clothes, looked at Saul like a fool, and said, "You'd better do this, cry to your dad like a bear kid who has been bullied and looking for parents, maybe he will snatch the hammer back for you." ”
Thor glared at Alvin unhappily while pointing to his hammer and exclaiming, "This is an insult to Mjörnir" ......
Alvin watched as a blonde Eastern European girl sat on the ground with her legs crossed with Thor's hammer and her hands wrenching the handle of the hammer.
Facing the grumbling Thor, Alvin glanced at the men around him with straight eyes, thought for a moment and said, "I guess there are many people here who are willing to lie there in place of that hammer. ”
Saying that, Alvin supported his cheek with one hand, looked at the women dancing with the most "clear" eyes, and said, "Maybe "Mjölnir" is enjoying it, maybe ......
Just as Alvin was trying to persuade Thor, Steve walked into the dining room from the outside.
Tall and muscular, Steve was wearing a police officer's uniform, and Alvin estimated that the person who helped him pick out this outfit must have been a woman, as the overly tight uniform looked like it could be easily torn off.
It is said that Duke of the New York Emergency Response Team once used the alias "Magic Mike" to wear such clothes and make a lot of money at various ladies' bachelorette parties.
Steve, unaware of the meaning of his dress, unbuttoned a shirt to catch his breath.
Then he walked up to Alvin and them with the "burning" eyes of the women, looked at a few guys with strange expressions, and said, "What's wrong?" It's a makeup party, what's wrong with me? ”
Stark looked at Steve's chest as if it was about to "explode", glanced at the ladies whose eyes were always drifting in this direction, and said unhappily: "No problem, we are waiting for you to stand on the bar and dance for us."
The ladies here are rich, and I guess if you can get out of here, you'll be rich. ”
Steve frowned and looked at Stark, who had a sour tone, and said, "What's wrong with you?" Why should I dance?
This dress sucks, and I worry about my pants opening up even when I sit down......"
Alvin laughed at this "ignorant" old antique and said with a smile: "Let me guess, your makeup artist must be a woman, and she is about forty years old.
You have to be careful, I think you're going to be eaten by those women! ”
Saying that, Alvin looked at the inexplicable Steve, smiled and patted him on the arm, and said: "Why didn't April come with you, believe me, if she sees you now, she will definitely install stereos and steel pipes in your room, haha......"
After hearing this, Steve finally reacted a little, he seemed to have become some kind of more professional cowherd, this discovery made him can't help but smile bitterly, and then said: "No wonder those people will stare at my ass ...... all the way I have come"
With that, Steve turned around and was about to go home and change his clothes again, Alvin quickly grabbed him and shouted, "Don't, that's good, the atmosphere will be even hotter with you here, and the enthusiasm of those girls has been completely ignited."
How good it is, you don't suffer to be looked at! ”
As he spoke, Alvin glanced at the girls who seemed to be very excited because of Steve's arrival, turned to the unhappy Stark and said, "It seems that our name is not as popular as large pecs and eight-pack abs."
I think I should find myself a reliable fitness trainer, do you have any good introductions? ”
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I'm still self-auditing little by little, and the pressure has been a bit too much in the last few days.
Especially looking at your own stupid commas......
I don't know about the others, but that sense of uncertainty about myself as a newbie has caused me to lose sleep again.
Actually, I asked myself that what I wrote was fine, and that the "shame" question aside, it would be okay for my son to read it to him when he turned 18.
But lately, all kinds of so-called "news" have flooded the Internet, good and bad, true and false, all of which have added to my sense of uncertainty.
I want to tell an interesting story, an interesting story of a hodgepodge of movie characters!
That's why I wrote this book, and I'm going to finish it anyway!
May the starting point get through the difficulties as soon as possible, and may all sincere works be safe......
As an author who writes at the beginning, I hope that everyone will get through the difficulties together, the author, the reader, the website......
It's always been a place to bring joy to everyone, and when everyone is focused on setting sail again, this is the starting point!
Finally, thank you to all the book friends! Thank you!