Chapter 2, Jungle Routines
Grandpa, who lived like a wild man in the jungle for about three days, still did not find a way to return home, but lost even the most basic sense of direction.
Every day I wake up in a mess, I forget all the marks I have walked on the road I walked yesterday, and I can only re-identify a direction every day and keep moving forward, even if there is no road in front of me, I have to walk through the creation road, for fear that a little detour will also make my direction lost.
With this tenacity of not admitting defeat, Grandpa successfully sent himself into the trap, and half of his right foot was caught in the trap.
Wound infection, excessive blood loss, and high fever and hallucinations surrounded him, so that the grandfather, who was only fifteen years old at the time, directly gave up hope of living, lay on the ground and closed his eyes, folded his hands on his chest, and waited for death to come.
When he was dying, Grandpa heard the most beautiful voice in the world, that is, Grandma's call:
"Hey, hey, are you dead? Can I eat you like an animal? If you don't speak, you can eat. I'm going to cut off your leg with a quick knife, and I'll come back and erect a monument for you when my trial period is over." ”
The warm and slightly sweat-stained palm kept patting Grandpa's face, making Grandpa, who had already been tortured by the pain of his foot to the point of dying, conscious again.
At that time, the grandfather was also too reckless, and the first thing he did when he woke up was to bite his grandmother's hand, and the strong smell of blood poured into his mouth, which made the grandfather sure that there was indeed someone around him, and he was not dreaming because of the hallucinations of bee venom.
The result can be imagined, grandpa was directly beaten by grandma to amnesia, all thanks to the blessing of the ancestor Yin De did not die, and was rescued by the grandmother who was afraid of the dark at night with herbs to chat with a companion.
At that time, the grandfather, whose face was swollen into a pig's head, couldn't speak at all, and even his eyes were so swollen that he couldn't open them, and he was completely a listener, complaining and complaining about all kinds of negative energy for three or four days.
What Mo family generations do not let out of the mountain is personal confinement, it is not enough to have a daughter of their own, but also to marry the sixth room and try to chase a sister for themselves, and so on The Mo family is often short and intrigued, and the grandfather is suspicious of life, and he feels that men are more terrible than women.
After a few more days, Grandpa's face gradually became swollen, and he was able to open his eyelids slightly, and he could faintly see Grandma from the corner of his eye.
In Grandpa's words, Grandma at that time had wheat-colored skin, a pair of talking eyes, a smile with bright teeth and eyebrows, and two small dimples appeared on the palm-sized goose egg face, which was simply a fairy's mortal asset.
After a few more days, grandpa was able to open his mouth to speak, but after thinking about it for a long time, his memory was completely blank, and he didn't know what to say at all, so grandma believed what grandpa said and learned what he followed.
Even his grandmother lied to him, he was a wild man raised by the Mo family in the mountains, an orphan with no father and no mother, and his surname was Mo Xu, and he believed it.
Because grandpa believes what grandma says, beautiful women don't lie! Grandpa thinks grandma is beautiful, so he firmly believes in everything grandma says.
The two of them lived in the jungle for about a month, and their daily routine was:
Grandma asked grandpa, am I pretty?
No matter what grandpa is doing, he must answer in seconds: beautiful!
Once you hesitate, you will be called by your grandmother, jump up and slash the back of your grandfather's head with your hands. Of course, grandma often brags about how powerful the Mo family is, and once sealed something with an ancestral bronze sword, and grandpa squatted aside and listened carefully like listening to a book from heaven.
At such times, grandma couldn't help but reach out to hook grandpa's chin and say like a puppy: "No need, come back to Mo's house with me to be a deed." ”
But every time he didn't give his grandfather a chance to answer, he would change his words and say, "Forget it, just like you, it's safer to stay on the mountain." ”
Every time grandpa was hit by grandma like this, he thought that grandma was confessing to himself, and with a simple smile, he ran to the trap for grandma to arrest the trial beast that didn't know if it really existed in the jungle.
The two of them lived a primitive life of slash-and-burn farming for a few days, and the Mo family was afraid that grandma would suffer, so they sent a rabbit to deliberately bump into the trap every day, so that grandpa could pick it up and bring it to grandma.
If the rabbit is alive, grandpa may really be stupid to believe that it is arrested by mistake, and no one will help, but the rabbit is not only dead but also cooked, and it is still a spiced roast rabbit at noon, and it becomes spicy and charcoal burned at night, and the rabbit is not the same for three or four days.
Later, it was even more outrageous, grandma said that she wanted to take a bath, and she could pick up the bathtub bucket to change clothes the next day; Grandma said that she wanted to raise her own cat, and that night a black cat fell from a tree for grandma to pet.
Grandpa just lost his memory and relied on his grandmother to pretend to be stupid in front of her, but he wasn't really stupid, and after discovering what was unusual, he asked grandma to say that he wanted a house, but all the things he picked up the next day were gone.
For this reason, the grandfather was chased and beaten by the grandmother for two days, and the two of them went back to the days of drilling wood to make fire, hungry and full.
Originally, Grandpa thought that the two of them would live like this for the rest of their lives, but one day, the trap caught a big mouse, which was really the size of a child of five or six years old.
Grandpa's first reaction was not to be afraid, but to be glad that the rat was enough for two people to eat for three days, so he turned around and began to look for a branch nearby to make a fork, ready to pierce the rat's neck and drag it back as food.
Grandpa was still looking for a branch, out of the corner of his eye, he glanced behind him, a sword light flashed, grandma held a bronze short sword, jumped up through the trunk, stepped on grandpa's shoulder and flew into the air, and stabbed at the rat's head.
In a moment, the head of the mouse separated, and the rat's head flew towards the grandfather, and the grandmother swung her sword and slashed, and the rat's blood splashed the grandfather's face.
When Grandpa came back to his senses, Grandma had been hugged by a middle-aged man, and five or six people who looked like servants, shouting and shouting in celebration, and then the group dragged the mouse away, leaving Grandpa alone in a daze.
He simply didn't understand what was going on? It's just a rat dead, why did his future daughter-in-law follow someone else? After living together for so many days, why didn't I know that she still hid a sword? With such a fast sword used to chop trees, two people would have enough firewood to light a fire overnight, and they would not have to hug each other.
No, everyone is gone, so you don't have to worry about spending the night...... It's not right, where are so many people hiding? How did you suddenly come out of nowhere and take people away? When I look for the exit of the jungle every day, why can't I find it alone?
For the first time since his amnesia, grandpa left grandma to think independently, and this thought was a day and a night, and the result of thinking was actually ......
This is his grandmother's test for him, to see if he is a competent Mo family mountain protector, once he passes the test, he can go home with his grandmother to be a deed!
So on the fifth day of grandma's departure, grandpa walked out of the jungle that had not come out for more than two months, came to Mojia Town for the first time, climbed Mojia Mountain, and saw the ancestral house of the Mo family!
But he didn't even enter the door of the Mo family's old house, he was beaten by the Mo family outside the door of the house and thrown back to Mojia Town, and the grandmother at that time was gnawing on apples in the door of the house and watching his grandfather be beaten.
This has to be changed to any normal person, he must be sober after being beaten like this, knowing that he has met a scumbag and been deceived into feelings, but grandpa is not only not sober, but also deeper.
always thinks that grandma has a hard time, doesn't want him to be in danger, doesn't want him to bear the fate of the Mo family, this is a confession to him.