Chapter 0587 Uncle Policeman, I Want a Big Meal! (ꈍ﹃ ꈍ)

Qiantang County is the name of a well-known county in the eastern coastal area of the Shenzhou mainland!

It is located in the coastal bustling area in the eastern part of the Shenzhou Continent, close to the scenic West Lake and the north bank of the Qiantang River where you can see the tide, and is located near the foothills of Xilingyin.

In 222 B.C., Qin Shi Huang began to set up Qiantang County, which was subordinate to Huiji County (the location of the county was in Suzhou City, the main plane of today). In the Sui Dynasty, the Sui Emperor began to set up Hangzhou to govern the land, and Qiantang County became the first county of Hangzhou.

In the Tang Dynasty, in order to avoid the word 'Tang' in the Tang Dynasty, Qiantang County was changed to Qiantang......

And when our story developed to this time in the Northern Song Dynasty, Qiantang County has developed more and more prosperously, adding four towns and eleven townships such as Nanyang, Beiguan, Anxi, and Xixi to this place, with a population of hundreds of thousands of households.

A.d......

Well, I don't know how many years A.D. it was, on the dock in Qiantang County, there was a different little girl who was watched by the people of the Great Song Dynasty?

Yes, this time, under the panic, Little Annie opened the plane teleporters indiscriminately, and they arrived here in Qiantang County!

Of course, little Annie doesn't know about this yet!

Because ah......

She is now a child who is considered to be a lost 'fanshang', who is being led to the county government by a certain Qiantang County catcher, ready to wait for the county master's fate?

If it is an ordinary lost child in Qiantang County, then the general arrest of this kind of 'police uncle' can be easily solved by himself, not to mention Li Gongfu, an in-service catcher in Qiantang County!

But what about the little boy they met on their street patrol today, but the 'foreign-related' affairs were not within the scope of his head-hunting ministry? Therefore, he could only decide to report to the ...... when he did not dare to deal with it alone

Otherwise, if you are not careful, you will have to eat and hang or hit the board!

"This is it, here we are!"

In the reluctance and complaints on the little girl's face, Li Zhutou finally brought a big trouble to the county government of Qiantang County.

, that's right, it's big trouble, he himself is aware of it!

This matter is really not easy to handle, so he has to bite the bill now, and bring the other party to this county government hall in Qiantang County, ready to let his top boss, the parent official of the head of a county, decide this matter personally.

When the time comes, no matter what Lord Yang of the county does, it will have nothing to do with him.

"Little girl Ann and Anne?"

"You listen to me, stay here, don't go anywhere, I'll go immediately to inform Lord Yang of the county, and I'll be back soon!"

"Remember, but don't run around!!"

After the explanation, this one was wearing a vermilion headcatcher suit, wearing a black gauze hat with a scarf on his head, a pale jadeite inlaid on his forehead with a brim, a peacock feather inserted in the left brim, and a Li Zhutou with a sheath Pu knife on his waist, so he hurriedly ran to the back hall of the county office.

Of course, he Li Gongfu already knew that this little girl's name was actually Annie?? Hasta, anyway, is a very quirky name......

So, he didn't know how to call the other party correctly, so he took it for granted that this little guy was surnamed Anmingni, as for the one behind him, what Hasta?

Sorry, he instinctively ignored it.

“……”

(ー`?? ー)

"That's amazing!"

Tibbs ...... Why is it that every time we go to a new world, most of them are in this different plane of the earth or the world related to the earth?! ”

Soon after Anne came here and put all the unhappiness that happened in the world of Mass Effect behind her, she instantly calculated and judged from the air, vegetation, the stars in the sky that ordinary people could not see during the day, and the trajectory of the sun and moon, etc., that the place she was in now was located on the Asian continent of the earth, and the time was about 1,000 AD?

Look, she's running to Earth again......

In the endless plane world, although there are indeed countless parallel planes on the earth, it is not so likely that she will come to the earth or the plane related to the earth, right? Pick a portal to open a world at random, and it's still Earth?!

Of course, since she has come here, then Queen Anne must have a good time playing for a while, and if it is not fun, it is not too late for her to leave?

(…… )

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(Tibbs, who had just been beaten up for no reason, now doesn't want to pay attention to this little master!) )

"It's really ......"

"What a place this is, I don't even have anything to eat!!"

(ˉ▽ ̄~) cut ~~

After casually glancing at the small wooden hall, looking at the wooden pillars and doors painted with vermilion paint and the carved paper window sills, little Anne, who felt very backward and unusual, simply sat down directly on the only chair in the lobby that was located in the middle of the large desk.

Then, she also began to look through some of those boring official documents, and patted the long strip of broken wood! In the end, he even picked up a square strange thing wrapped in bright yellow silk and played with it in his arms.

"What kind of thing is this, it's heavy to pick up, and it's still spicy?"

┏(^0^)┛Untie it and see!!

Intrigued, little Anne, who was sitting on the mahogany chair, began to look at something that was wrapped in bright yellow silk, and she was eager to see what was so rare about this thing so well wrapped and tied so tightly with a strange knot.

She shook it vigorously and sensed it......

This one wrapped in a piece of silk that seems to be a thick, boxy wooden box? And inside, it should be a bronze monster?

Although, Anne has sensed what is inside, but since she is idle now, she wants to take a good look, why is it worth wrapping the inner layer and the outer layer so tightly?

Could it be...... Something super funny?!

However, it is a pity......

The more anxious she was, the more difficult the knot became!

As a result, if she was not careful, she was torn into a dead knot, and she couldn't break it no matter how she dismantled it! And if it weren't for the fact that this thing belonged to someone else's, if she hadn't just come to this world and didn't want to leave that bad impression on others, maybe she would have ripped off the rags outside and smashed the rotten wooden box inside, right?

“!?”

"Where did the urchin come from, who dared to sit at the top of the lobby of this official?"

At this time, a long-bearded strange man wearing a sky-blue official robe and a black gauze hat on his head followed the head-catching policeman uncle who had just left from the side door of the hall, and directly exclaimed, so frightened that little Anne almost threw the things in her hand to the ground.

"Huh?!"

"Quickly release the official's treasure seal !!"

Yang Zhixian stretched out a finger, blew his beard and glared at the blonde and blue-eyed little girl who was sitting in his official position in the lobby and was still playing with his official seal in his hand and roared!

As soon as he came out and saw this kind of scene, he was really angry.

It's also a shame that the other party is a child, and he is also a Fanbang Hu who doesn't know the number of etiquette and laws, otherwise, if it were Diao Min of the Great Song Dynasty, with the other party daring to sit on his official position and play with his official seal, he would have to beat the board and throw him into the prison according to the laws of the Great Song Dynasty!

"Annie!?"

"Quick, fast...... Hurry up and get down!! ”

Li Gongfu was so frightened that his hands almost trembled!

However, fortunately, his mind is more flexible, and his hands and feet are also very nimble, but he can be regarded as taking advantage of Yang Zhixian before he went crazy, he stepped forward quickly, first carefully took the bright yellow package wrapped in the official seal box from the little girl's hand, and then pulled the little girl to the lower position of the lobby and stood up.

"Humph!"

"It's stingy! If you don't play it, you can't even sit down?! ”

Anne muttered quietly in a voice that only Uncle Headcatcher could hear.

She hadn't done anything wrong, hadn't ripped open the rag or smashed the wooden box to see what was inside, why were they so nervous?

These guys are so stingy!

It's okay not to eat, drink, or play...... But now, you don't even have a few more stools? And why was it that only the strange guy with the beard could sit on top of it, while she should stand?

"Shhhhh

"Grandma, you are quiet, you have annoyed the magistrate, my little head catcher can't help you!"

Li Gongfu quietly tugged at the cuffs of the red skirt at the position of the other party's arm, and whispered a reminder to this lifeless little guy. He didn't dare to let this little girl continue to offend Yang Zhixian who was sitting in the position and was still angry, otherwise, something big would definitely happen!

"What is Zhixian?"

ヾ(?????? `??) ノ?

Anne didn't quite understand the official language she was talking about now, so she asked in a low voice.

"Zhixian is not a thing...... thing"

"That's not right! The magistrate is the one sitting above, and the magistrate is the biggest official position in our Qiantang County!! ”

Taking advantage of the opportunity of Yang Zhixian to tidy up his hat and appearance, Li Gongfu once again explained in a low voice.

Although it is not an official court trial, if it is not necessary, it is better for him and this little girl not to casually anger the boss who is in a bad mood.

"Oh......"

(???? 0??)?? ~

It turned out to be an official......

But what's the big deal? Her official position as Queen Anne is countless times bigger than the other party!

Whether it's the queen of the Flame Kingdom, the cute lord of the Flame Alliance, the head of the Hero Federation, the goddess who was indiscriminately sealed by others, or the leader of the Reaper, she has been all of them!

Belch......

That one...... Reaper or something, that's non-existent! Anne thought it would be better for her to not think about the strange things herself.

╮(─▽─)╭

"Ahem!!"

Yang Zhixian, who was slowly recovering from the state of anger, first stared at the little girl from Fanbang for a while, and roared, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that the other party was extraordinary!

Because, whether in terms of clothing or temperament, he faintly felt that the little girl was very different from those dirty Hu merchants who would only use that kind of rag wrapped around their bodies as clothes?

The small red 'skirt' with a strange style, but the fabric looks extraordinary, is very finely made, and it is very remarkable! Also, the pair of delicate and shiny reflective scalp shoes on the other party's feet are probably none of the royal families in Kaifeng Mansion, right?

Therefore, he immediately endured the kind of scolding that he was about to say, and began to stretch out his hand and beckoned to Li Zhutou, who was standing beside the little girl, planning to let the other party come to reveal his bottom first, find out the origin of this little ghost first, and then make another plan?

Looking at the past at a glance, like this, it is better to be cautious to deal with the children of Hu merchants who are either rich or expensive from that kind of strange costumes...... Otherwise, if the other party has an extraordinary background and offends himself, the other party's family or entourage will make a fuss, and it is impossible to say ...... Those guys from the Ministry of Rites, maybe they will let themselves get the worst performance appraisal of 'slacking off Fanbang, slowing down, and being unpresentable' when they take the exam?

In that case, he, the magistrate, can't say that he won't be able to eat and walk around!

"Li Gongfu, Li Gongfu......"

"The official told you to patrol the streets, and let you go along the way to inspect and supervise the public deeds of those barbarians, as long as they don't forget to pay their taxes on time...... But it's good that you're in such a big trouble for this official?! ”

After Li Gongfu nodded and leaned into his ear, Yang Zhixian fiercely faced this waste catcher who would cause trouble for himself and whispered and frightened:

"Tell me, where did you get this blonde and blue-eyed little barbarian from Fanbang?!"

Yang Zhixian himself also knows that he should not be in charge of that kind of thing in the management of those Fanbang merchants who come to Qiantang to unload goods!

Because, a few days northeast of Qiantang County, the city shipping agency in Huating County, Xiuzhou (now Songjiang County, Shanghai) was the management agency that levied customs duties on the domestic and foreign ships that came to trade, purchased a certain amount of imported goods on behalf of the court, managed the tributes paid by Fanbang merchants to the emperor, and supervised and managed the market shipping trade!

In principle, their Qiantang County does not allow Fanbang merchant ships to dock!

But well, there are exceptions to everything...... As long as those Fanbang have paid taxes in Huating County, Xiuzhou, and obtained the public certificate issued by the Municipal Shipping Division, they want to come to Qiantang to unload and pay taxes again, he, as the county magistrate, will definitely not refuse!

After all, that's a lot of money, and the important thing is: they don't have to be turned in in their entirety?

So.......

As long as those Fanbanghu people don't leave the dock and enter Qiantang County to make trouble at will, he will generally turn a blind eye...... But who would have thought that he would be caught by this Li today, and when the anxious and important thing that happened during this time was not resolved, he would cause such a big trouble for himself? !

Therefore, Yang Zhixian is very dissatisfied now!

Because, no matter how he deals with it today, there will definitely be no good!!

"Hey!"

"You are the little barbarian of Fanbang! If you dare to scold me again, be careful that I hit you! ”

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Anne angrily waved her two little fists!

Don't think that the two of them are muttering, and she can't hear them if they are still whispering!

How could Her Majesty Queen Anne, who was so powerful, not hear a conversation just a few meters away? So, while she heard the bearded bad guy say bad things about her, she also made a heavy note in the little book in her own heart!

If you have a chance in the future, you must make him look good!

“!!”

"Li, Li Gongfu...... She, she, how could she also speak the official language of our Great Song Dynasty?! ”

Yang Zhixian was really a little shocked again......

It is not uncommon for merchants who can speak their official dialect of the Great Song Dynasty, after all, those barbarians must learn some basic communication skills if they want to come to the Great Song Dynasty to do business...... It's just that no matter how much those Fanbang barbarians learn, they still don't know how to be polite!

However, like this little girl now, a barbarian little girl who speaks their official words better than herself, he is really unseen and unheard of!

"The whole world will say, what's the big deal about that?"

o(?? ^`)o

She can not only speak, but also read and write!

Anne's own super powerful arcane archmage's magic is very powerful, this little language or something, it will not be difficult for her at all, and there will be no problems in communication!

“……”

"Since you can speak, it's good, now the official asks you: where are you from, and where is your family?"

He thought that the other party wouldn't speak their official language of the Great Song Dynasty!

After all, the other party's age seemed very young, and it was impossible for him to be qualified to learn their official language like those elderly merchants who had been walking on the ports of the Great Song Dynasty all year round.

And now, since the other party will say it, then the matter is simple!

He only needs to ask the other party's origin, give it to the other party's parents, hand it over to those businessmen, and then let them get out of the house as soon as possible, and then make a false ......

No, it should be a forfeiture fine? And then, this matter is over?!

“……”

(???? ω????)

Anne looked at each other and blinked hesitantly, but in the end, she chose to tell the truth:

"I'm from the Citadel Space Station, and my home is in the Voodoo Land of the Valoran World!"

( ̄︶ ̄)↗

Anyway, ordinary people like the other party will definitely not be able to verify this matter, and they don't know where those places are, so she just talks about it casually?

“……”

"Where are the Citadel and Valoran?"

In order to avoid leaving an ignorant impression on a little barbarian of Fanbang, and in order to maintain the official authority of the Great Song Dynasty, Yang Zhixian lowered his voice and whispered to Li Gongfu beside him in a lower voice than just now.

"My subordinates don't know...... Possibly, is it a certain place name in Daqin? ”

Li Gongfu gave Yang County Ling an innocent look, he himself is just a head catcher who is responsible for running errands and bandits, even Yang Zhixian doesn't know about things, how can he, a little person, know?

However, he had seen a document that read:

'The country of Fu is in the west of the country of Tomo, thousands of miles away from the mountains, and it is also called Daqin. The color of the people is red and white, the men are dressed in plain clothes, and the women are dressed in beaded brocade...... The royal city is eighty miles away, and the four sides of the realm are dozens of miles each. There are about a million victorious soldiers, and they often fight with the great eclipse......

Therefore, he knew that there was a state called Daqin in the extreme west of the Great Song Dynasty, and as for the rest, he really didn't know! He Li Gongfu is busy with various things all day long, where does he have time to learn more about those Fanbang Hu businessmen?

"Ahem!"

"Since I can understand the official dialect and speak the language of my Heavenly Empire, this matter will be simple today...... Fanbang little girl, the official will ask you again: Is your family's boat still at the dock? ”

As long as it's still there, he will send it to them, let them take care of their children and get out of the house as soon as possible, don't make any trouble under his rule, that's fine! This kind of trivial matter does not need to waste more time of his well-known county.

feels superior, so much so that he looks down on the other party, and now he doesn't even ask the other party's name!

Moreover, this kind of Fanbang thing is the most troublesome!

First of all, his own magistrate should not have the authority to manage the affairs of Fanbang, and that is not within his jurisdiction! Besides, even if he manages it himself, he doesn't have any political achievements, let alone any benefits! And if the management is bad, once there is some kind of chaos, it will inevitably be impeached again......

Therefore, he is still a little annoyed that this Li Gongfu actually brought back such a big trouble for himself at this time!

"Not there! I'm here alone! ”

(????????????????)

Little Anne did come here directly after opening the plane portal in a hurry by herself, and the choice was still a random world, where does it have anything to do with her family or spaceship?

“…..”

"Well, then I ask you this...... Little girl, on the dock in Qiantang County, is there a boat or someone you know?! ”

Yang Zhixian firmly believes that it is impossible for a little girl from Fanbang to appear here out of thin air, it must be that the fleet of a certain Fanshang is accidentally lost, or it is careless!

"No ......"

(*?? ω?? *)????

She's just arrived, so how do you know any ships and people?

Anne now knows the kind-hearted head-catcher uncle named Li Gongfu next to the other party, as for the rest...... She really didn't know anyone, including the bad guy sitting in the lobby staring at her, and she didn't know the other person's name yet, and she didn't want to know!

“……”

"There really isn't, are you sure?!"

"There really isn't any......"

ヾ(=?? ω?? =)o

“……”

"And how the hell did you get here?"

"People come out of the docks with a whoosh!"

?? (^_-??

Annico didn't lie, she really just 'swooped' out of the space door, and that's how things looked, so it wasn't as complicated as they imagined!

“……”

"Li Gongfu! You can look at this matter, anyway, the official doesn't care anyway!! ”

"Humph!"

After speaking, Yang Zhixian, who couldn't ask any name, finally ran out of patience!

He stood up angrily, flicked the sleeves of his sky-blue official robe, and turned his head hatefully to leave! He felt that he had made a fool just now, and he had really wasted such a long time with a little barbarian who didn't know how to count etiquette and was ignorant?

“!!”

"My lord! Lord Yang! If you're gone, what the hell will happen to this thing?! ”

Seeing that the other party really wanted to leave it alone, Li Gongfu finally became anxious, and hurriedly rushed forward regardless of it, ran to the opposite side, and pleaded with the other party with his head bowed.

This matter always needs a charter!

"Humph! The matter is brought on by yourself, you handle it yourself, whether it is good or bad has nothing to do with the official!! ”

"But...... For the sake of your diligence in the past, the official can kindly give you a trick: Or, you can help her find her family...... Or, you will raise her until her family comes to Qiantang to look for someone by themselves!! ”

After saying that, he brutally pushed the other party away and walked behind the county office.

Anyway, this matter is handled like this today, he, the magistrate of the county, is very busy, where is he free to waste time with this ineffective Li Zhutou to find a family for a little girl in Fanbang?

He is a dignified official of the Heavenly Empire, but he can't control these foreign people!

"But my lord, what if the people of her family don't come all the time?!"

Li Gongfu knows very well: Fanbang's maritime business is often three or five years, or even never returned! Could it be that he still has to keep this little girl all the time?

"That's your business......"

The magistrate of Qiantang County walked back without looking back, and soon disappeared.

"Adult, adult......"

However, no matter what Li Gongfu called, the other party left without looking back and disappeared into the corridors behind the car door......

"Uncle, I'm hungry now, do you have anything to eat here?"

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When she was in the world of Mass Effect, Anne ran to this world in a panic during the mission without even having time to eat, and she had just walked all the way here with this headcatcher, so she was really hungry now!

"Okay, but ...... I have a new salary, so I can barely deduct a little bit to buy you a few cooking cakes? ”

Looking at this little girl from Fanbang who looked at her with big blue eyes with some embarrassment, Li Gongfu sighed in his heart and nodded gently.

He felt that the left and right were just a little girl, even if it was from Fanbang, it was also a child, and a few cheapest cooking cakes were enough to send each other away!

“!!”

"I don't want to eat any biscuits, I want to eat those big fish and meat! When I came, I saw it, the three-story wooden Yuelai Restaurant!! ”

(???? ω????)??

Cookcake wants to send her, Queen Anne?

Hum!

That's not to even think about! Her Majesty Queen Anne is going to have a big meal today, and she will eat all the good food until she is satisfied!

"Three-story wooden building?"

"Panda Hotel? You mean the liquor store?! ”

Frowning and thinking about it, Li Gongfu suddenly realized what the other party was talking about.

"My little aunt and grandmother, ......"

"I'm just a poor catcher, and my monthly salary has to be handed over to the mother-in-law at home, and I don't have enough money to eat and drink by myself, where can I give you big fish and meat?!"

Hearing and understanding that the other party was talking about the Yuelai wine shop, Li Gongfu's own legs were weak...... If he really goes there for a meal, he will have no money for food and drink this month and next month!

"I don't care!"

"I'm going to have a big meal in that big wooden building on the third floor!!"

(ー`?? ー)

When she was on the way to this county, Anne had already smelled that very fragrant smell! And now, now that she has seen the villain official called Zhixian, it is time for her to get down to business!

Then Anne's business is - eat! Eat those big meals that smell good and feel delicious!!

"Okay......"

Li Gongfu, who really had no choice, was entangled for a while, and seeing this little girl so persistent, he was a little soft-hearted, so he decided to go to the next restaurant today and have a small meal!

This is the only time, and the next one is no exception!

Then, after eating and drinking enough and taking this little girl home, as long as you explain it in detail, the reasonable mother-in-law in the family, that Xu Jiaorong, will definitely forgive him generously, right? Perhaps, maybe he won't be deducted from next month's drink?

"Then you have to wait, let's go!!"

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"Hey! Wait a minute, I'll go to the county government to get a household registration for you first!! ”

Li Gongfu stopped the little girl before she was about to run out.

“……”

"What household registration?"

ヽ(゜Q。 )ノ?

"It's nothing, just put your name on the list of Qiantang County, and let the others in our county know that you can temporarily operate in the county seat!"

Li Gongfu, who didn't know how long the other party would stay at his home, felt that it was better to register the other party first, so as to save trouble in the future.

If anyone dares to ask, he will say that he has been informed by the magistrate!

"Oh......"

ヽ( ̄▽ ̄)??

Thinking that it was an identity card or something, little Anne nodded and didn't say anything.

Because, in the Mass Effect world, in the Kpru Star Zone, in the New York Bear Shield Bureau, she also did that kind of troublesome thing to identify herself!

Hum!

She, Queen Anne, can prove herself herself, so why do you need that troublesome thing? Sure enough, earthlings like that kind of troublesome!

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