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Chang'e looked at the barefoot fairy, with big watery eyes as if to say, everyone came together, can you bear to see the little woman fall into the pit alone?

What a calamity!

The barefoot immortal was speechless, and his trembling hand raised the pair of simple wooden chopsticks, picked up the snake meat slices that had just fallen, and said to Li Xiaobai: "Lao Dao is also willing to make a contribution to the decaying Tiantiao!" ”

After speaking.

Without hesitation, he stuffed the meat slices into his mouth.

His eyes were stiff, his cheeks were crimson, and he unconsciously made strange noises and writhed unconsciously like snakes......

Looking at a mouthful of meat, the whole person drifted away, and he didn't know where he was at all.

Fairy Chang'e's calmed heart turned over again, she looked away and looked down at her toes, it was so embarrassing!

"Dare to ask the names of the two heavenly generals?" Li Mu looked at the two unlucky people who were randomly replaced, and asked with a smile.

"Meng Zhong (Huo Xin), the guard on duty in Lingxiao Palace, has seen Li Zhenren." As if being watched by the Great Demon King, the two heavenly generals were sincerely afraid, and they hurriedly stood up and returned the salute with their fists.

"Please." Li Mu stretched out his hand to signal, not every role is worthy of his serious treatment.

"Xie Zhenren." The two generals glanced at each other, didn't even use chopsticks, grabbed the snake meat and put it in their mouths, and then, like the barefoot immortals, fell into a state of extreme enjoyment.

"Have a good meal, eat the same as the punishment, don't know, do you think I'm doing something hurtful?" Li Mu shook his head disdainfully.

Isn't it?

Chang'e pulled the corners of her mouth silently.

"Xiaoice, take the time to make some easy-to-preserve bacon preserves and entertain visiting Taoists." Li Mu thought for a moment, then turned around and told Mu Yebing, "Then, like me, lead them into our food club." ”

Shameless!

Chang'e slandered, but then, a little joy was born in her heart, as long as the food club continued to expand, her business would no longer be a problem, at least now, she felt that she was one step closer to the Hundred Flowers Fairy and others.

Makino Bing nodded: "Yes, senior brother." ”

"Lao Niu, Dapeng, Fairy Chang'e, you will help when necessary." Li Mu looked around at everyone and commanded as a matter of course, "When you meet a Taoist friend who disagrees with us, you can convince people with reason." ”

Reasoning?

The Bull Demon King looked at Li Mu suspiciously, but he didn't wait for him to ask.

Li Mu has already given an explanation: "With your force, there must not be many people in the world who can beat you." I'm busy, and I'll leave that to you. ”

It turned out to be such a convincing person?

Suddenly, the Bull Demon King was ashamed.

Sure enough, he is too simple, and he thinks Li Xiaobai too well, when has this thing ever done personnel?

"We can't change the food effect of our junior brother, so we can change the world." Li Mu stood up and said heroically, "When everyone agrees with the food of the junior brother, it is the day when the junior and younger brother will be sanctified." ”

Feng Gongzi's eyes lit up, and the inspiration he found, he stood side by side with Li Mu, and said loudly: "When Senior Brother changes this side of the world, it will be the time for my Senior Brother to become holy. ”

Li Mu turned his head and smiled at Feng Gongzi.

……

When has it been easier to change the world than to change the effect of food?

It's just an excuse to make trouble!

The Bull Demon King and the others glanced at each other and sighed.

"Don't be stunned, let's eat!" Li Mu waved his hand, "Dapeng, you gather some cottage managers and divide these delicacies into food!" It's hard to do a good job, and it's all a great tonic, don't waste it, don't eat it the Demon King, and when you make other foods, please enjoy it......"

The Jiao Demon King waved his hand, not daring to even say it.

So, in the stunned eyes of Fairy Chang'e.

Makino Bing and the Bull Demon King sent the fried snake meat to their mouths as if they were grabbing food, not caring about their image.

At this time, Chang'e understood the true meaning of food for Muye Bing.

It turned out that they really didn't care about that special effect at all.

She smashed her mouth, and when she said it, the taste of snake meat was really wonderful!

But in front of everyone's eyes, Chang'e didn't have the courage to take a second bite after all.

She is a fairy and has to be reserved.

Even if you eat, you have to eat secretly behind closed doors and not let anyone see it.

……

The small half-cut snake tail looks like a lot, but there are so many people who eat it that one person can't eat a few bites.

After a while, the food was distributed.

Monsters are different from immortals, they don't have that much psychological burden.

When you encounter something delicious, just let go of eating, and the effect of food is not an external manifestation of food.

After meals.

Except for the Jiao Demon King, who licked his wounds alone, everyone was satisfied.

"I've eaten it, I've eaten it, it's cool, it's time to get down to business." Li Mu clapped his hands, attracting everyone's eyes to him, "Jiao Demon King, Peng Demon King, Chang'e Fairy, Barefoot Great Immortal, and Meng Zhonghuo Xin, the two heavenly generals, have joined us, and the food club has grown again." However, because what we have to do is too ambitious, this number is far from enough, and we need to bring in more high-end talents. Later, the Jiao Demon King gathered the demons of Hufeng Ridge, eliminated the old, weak, sick and disabled, and ordered the elite soldiers to rush to Mount Emei first, stationed on the periphery of Mount Emei, and did not alarm the Monkey King inside for the time being. ”

"Master Bai, we're going to fight ...... No, to solicit Sun Monkey? The Jiao Demon King was startled.

"Recruiting monkeys is to look up to him." The Bull Demon King himself was dissatisfied with Sun Wukong, and snorted when he heard this, "I still want to try monkey brains!" ”

"......" The Jiao Demon King glanced at the Bull Demon King timidly, shook his head and laughed dryly, and said, "At the beginning, we had seven righteous brothers, the Lion Camel King, the Macaque King, and the Yurong King, and the four of us were left alone, and then we got together the monkey, which can be regarded as a complete ......."

……

Eat Monkey King's monkey brain?

The barefoot immortal was stunned for a moment, and looked at Li Xiaobai in horror.

Crazy, this group of people is crazy!

It's really anyone's going to provoke!

Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace at the beginning, relying on his true skills, and later returned to Buddhism, I don't know how much he has improved his skills, if he really eats it?

It is equivalent to provoking the Jade Emperor and the Buddha at the same time.

Can their so-called Food Alliance really withstand the wrath of the two biggest forces in the Three Realms?

But somehow.

Knowing that Li Xiaobai was beating Sun Monkey's idea, the barefoot immortal still had a sense of expectation in his heart.

He wasn't interested in monkey brains, he just wanted to see what kind of brilliant sparks would be made when a lawless person collided with a lawless monkey?

"Old cow, you probably can't eat the monkey brain" Li Mu glanced at the Bull Demon King and said, "You go back to the Jingtan Temple first, see if your wife and children are still there?" If they are there, explain it to them clearly, if they are not, find them and explain it clearly, and then take them to the Jingtan Temple. Then, stay in the Jingtan Temple with your wife and children, who will hold down whom, our base can't go wrong again! ”

"Master Bai." The Bull Demon King was stunned for a moment, looked at Li Mu in embarrassment, and said in a slur manner, "My wife is strong, and the ability of the Holy Child is not mine, I am worried that I will not be able to persuade them, and besides, the Jingtan Temple is eye-catching, and we can't keep it even if we see people." ”

"If you can't persuade you, just wait for our senior brothers and sisters to be free to persuade you." Li Mu glanced at him and said lightly, "But at that time, you'd better teach them the seventy-two changes first, otherwise, you're afraid that you will have to bear the pain of losing your wife and child!" As for the Pure Altar Temple, if you can't keep it, you have to keep it, no one has ever offended me, and you can get out of it without paying any price. ”